So we were in the library studying for an exam. I had to leave early for work today (I recently got a job at a Kohl's), my boss wanted me to come in early. I told my friend Lisa, that i had to leave for work. So i packed my things and got ready to leave. I gave her an hug like usual, and she usually gives me a kiss on the cheek(its just a friendly greeting she does to all her friends). This isn't a big deal, when I was younger I would get kisses on the cheeks from my aunts all the time.
So when i gave her a hug. Someone call my name, so I turned my head. While Lisa was about to give me a kiss on the cheek. Then i moved my head, and i accidentally kissed Lisa on the lips; the worst part was i opened my mouth to say hey to that guy. So we almost basically french kissed for a second. I was so embarrassed what happened; but she was so calm, i told Lisa bye. She told me bye, and then she made a joke saying she never knew i was a good kisser before i left. I got an text message from her a few minutes ago saying it was so cute to see me embarrassed. What do i do now, she does look good. But we are only friends.
Btw I am a guy and I never had a girlfriend in my life, a lot of people think I'm gay, but it's really just a way to get closer to girls without feeling awkward about them wanting to be in a relationship with me. Because I think I am pretty hot, no lie. But if she finds out that I'm not gay, she won't ever trust me again and our friendship will be ruined.
Hang on, I got off track there at the end. So you purposely act gay to get closer to the girl... BUT you don't want to get to close to her to where she/you start having feelings because you don't want her know you're not actually gay??
On September 29 2012 14:11 Whitley wrote: Hang on, I got off track there at the end. So you purposely act gay to get closer to the girl... BUT you don't want to get to close to her to where she/you start having feelings because you don't want her know you're not actually gay??
I'm uncomfortable being in a relationship with a girl, so I pretend to be gay so she'll automatically friendzone me so I can get close to her, so she'll get close to me and I can pretend that I'm there for her without me weirding her out.
Basically she only sees me as a friend but I see her as something more, and I'm fine with it. Because otherwise its too risky...
What do i do now, she does look good. But we are only friends.
Do you want her?
If yes, start dropping more hints that you're not gay and keep flirting with her. If no, go on with you life.
That's an easy question. The real question you should be asking yourself is "do I realize how fucked up pretending to be gay to get closer to girls is?"
What do i do now, she does look good. But we are only friends.
The real question you should be asking yourself is "do I realize how fucked up pretending to be gay to get closer to girls is?"
Except he's not pretending to be gay just to get closer to girls, but rather he wants to get closer to them without the akward factor of their inevitable attraction to his hottness.
Idkwtf dude.. I think you should just stop lying to people and get real. Fuck it if you like this chick, you might as well tell her and maybe it will flatter her that you, a gay guy, are attracted to her. Or you could always tell that you're really not gay but you pretend to be because it allows you to talk to girls more comfortably, although she probably wouldn't like that as much.
Tell her you haven't been able to stop thinking about her kiss. If/when she starts asking you about your orientation just say that you've never really explored either option... yet.
On September 29 2012 14:59 GoTuNk! wrote: Pretend to be gay to get close to girl, kiss girl on accident, girls flirts back. Feel embarrased, fuck logic.
Yeah, I feel like he's that penguin meme where it's all confused and doesn't know what to do with itself.
OP, just grow a pair and tell her you like her (since apparently you do). I don't understand why you'd want to act so fake in front of someone who you have feelings for. If you ever want to have a chance with someone, you'll eventually need to show them the real you.
On September 29 2012 14:11 Whitley wrote: Hang on, I got off track there at the end. So you purposely act gay to get closer to the girl... BUT you don't want to get to close to her to where she/you start having feelings because you don't want her know you're not actually gay??
I'm uncomfortable being in a relationship with a girl, so I pretend to be gay so she'll automatically friendzone me so I can get close to her, so she'll get close to me and I can pretend that I'm there for her without me weirding her out.
Basically she only sees me as a friend but I see her as something more, and I'm fine with it. Because otherwise its too risky...
Man never do that, never do that. It's better to be lonely than let girls thinking you are gay.
On September 29 2012 14:59 GoTuNk! wrote: Pretend to be gay to get close to girl, kiss girl on accident, girls flirts back. Feel embarrased, fuck logic.
Srsly,I'm not sure if it's worse the fact that u pretend to be gay to get close to girls or that once it works u panic back.
This. lol seriously
On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote: I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.
I don't think the two are necessarily the same person, but damn if their blogs don't both seem sort of awkward and have the same kind of vibe going on....in some respects.
The only remarkable thing about this situation is you did it sober. Start drinking heavily around women who are doing the same and you'll accidentally have sex with women all the time.
This is so fucked up o.o You are lucky, but somehow you make this bad. I don't get it. Just ask her out or something >.<
''Basically she only sees me as a friend but I see her as something more, and I'm fine with it. Because otherwise its too risky...'' So somehow your plan worked and now it's not risky. Funny how things work out, but seriously why are you fine with seeing her as more when she can see you as more.
On September 29 2012 14:28 corpuscle wrote: I can't tell if you make this shit up, or you actually live inside some sort of bizarre sitcom alternate reality.
I vote all of the above. Seriously, the fake gay thing doesn't really work that well, and if it does it will end poorly. If you really try this stop it now, its not going to go well.
I'm just not sure, this is just as awkward, stupid and at least partially untrue as a lot of these other blogs (not including the unintentionally hilarious Halloween one, which was entirely untrue), so I don't know what to add.
On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote: I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.
I mistake these two all the time. I get them mixed up and I think of myself as fitting into a group with them. I think we are a sub-species of the troll. We like to ironically exaggerate parts of ourselves that we are embarrassed of but find funny,
THe song selection is just incredible. too funny. You should make movies about guys with aspergers. or!! or write romance stories about guys with aspergers where you choose what songs peopel are supposed to listen to as they read! You won't make money though. it will be for the fun
Why do you pretend to be gay to get close to girls? Is your real personality so bad that you don't think girls will like you? I don't think pretending to be gay would change your personality such that girls will hang out with you because they think you're gay. I'd like to think most of your blogs are true, but I know they can't be. Nobody is this strange.
You didn't kiss hero, your mouths touched. This is really not a big deal, or even a small deal. Just move on with life like nothing happened, because, quite honestly, nothing did.
If you want something more to happen, then just let her know that you're not gay and dive right in. Like I said the whole not a kiss thing wasn't any sort of issue, so it shouldn't have any effect on anything moving forward. If she just assumed your gay that's sort of silly, and entirely her fault.
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