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I Accidentally Kissed A Girl

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EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 05:23:34
September 29 2012 05:00 GMT
#1
So we were in the library studying for an exam. I had to leave early for work today (I recently got a job at a Kohl's), my boss wanted me to come in early. I told my friend Lisa, that i had to leave for work. So i packed my things and got ready to leave. I gave her an hug like usual, and she usually gives me a kiss on the cheek(its just a friendly greeting she does to all her friends). This isn't a big deal, when I was younger I would get kisses on the cheeks from my aunts all the time.

So when i gave her a hug. Someone call my name, so I turned my head. While Lisa was about to give me a kiss on the cheek. Then i moved my head, and i accidentally kissed Lisa on the lips; the worst part was i opened my mouth to say hey to that guy. So we almost basically french kissed for a second. I was so embarrassed what happened; but she was so calm, i told Lisa bye. She told me bye, and then she made a joke saying she never knew i was a good kisser before i left. I got an text message from her a few minutes ago saying it was so cute to see me embarrassed. What do i do now, she does look good. But we are only friends.

Btw I am a guy and I never had a girlfriend in my life, a lot of people think I'm gay, but it's really just a way to get closer to girls without feeling awkward about them wanting to be in a relationship with me. Because I think I am pretty hot, no lie. But if she finds out that I'm not gay, she won't ever trust me again and our friendship will be ruined.



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Whitley
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States238 Posts
September 29 2012 05:11 GMT
#2
Hang on, I got off track there at the end. So you purposely act gay to get closer to the girl... BUT you don't want to get to close to her to where she/you start having feelings because you don't want her know you're not actually gay??
EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 05:29:20
September 29 2012 05:27 GMT
#3
On September 29 2012 14:11 Whitley wrote:
Hang on, I got off track there at the end. So you purposely act gay to get closer to the girl... BUT you don't want to get to close to her to where she/you start having feelings because you don't want her know you're not actually gay??


I'm uncomfortable being in a relationship with a girl, so I pretend to be gay so she'll automatically friendzone me so I can get close to her, so she'll get close to me and I can pretend that I'm there for her without me weirding her out.

Basically she only sees me as a friend but I see her as something more, and I'm fine with it. Because otherwise its too risky...
corpuscle
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States1967 Posts
September 29 2012 05:28 GMT
#4
I can't tell if you make this shit up, or you actually live inside some sort of bizarre sitcom alternate reality.
From the void I am born into wave and particle
TheKwas
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Iceland372 Posts
September 29 2012 05:34 GMT
#5
What do i do now, she does look good. But we are only friends.

Do you want her?

If yes, start dropping more hints that you're not gay and keep flirting with her.
If no, go on with you life.

That's an easy question. The real question you should be asking yourself is "do I realize how fucked up pretending to be gay to get closer to girls is?"
GoTuNk!
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Chile4591 Posts
September 29 2012 05:59 GMT
#6
Pretend to be gay to get close to girl, kiss girl on accident, girls flirts back. Feel embarrased, fuck logic.

Srsly,I'm not sure if it's worse the fact that u pretend to be gay to get close to girls or that once it works u panic back.
Frumpysnoo
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States247 Posts
September 29 2012 06:01 GMT
#7
On September 29 2012 14:34 TheKwas wrote:
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What do i do now, she does look good. But we are only friends.

The real question you should be asking yourself is "do I realize how fucked up pretending to be gay to get closer to girls is?"


Except he's not pretending to be gay just to get closer to girls, but rather he wants to get closer to them without the akward factor of their inevitable attraction to his hottness.

Idkwtf dude.. I think you should just stop lying to people and get real. Fuck it if you like this chick, you might as well tell her and maybe it will flatter her that you, a gay guy, are attracted to her. Or you could always tell that you're really not gay but you pretend to be because it allows you to talk to girls more comfortably, although she probably wouldn't like that as much.
DusTerr
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
2520 Posts
September 29 2012 06:11 GMT
#8
Sounds like a horrible movie plot..

Tell her you haven't been able to stop thinking about her kiss. If/when she starts asking you about your orientation just say that you've never really explored either option... yet.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46061 Posts
September 29 2012 06:17 GMT
#9
On September 29 2012 14:59 GoTuNk! wrote:
Pretend to be gay to get close to girl, kiss girl on accident, girls flirts back. Feel embarrased, fuck logic.


Yeah, I feel like he's that penguin meme where it's all confused and doesn't know what to do with itself.

OP, just grow a pair and tell her you like her (since apparently you do). I don't understand why you'd want to act so fake in front of someone who you have feelings for. If you ever want to have a chance with someone, you'll eventually need to show them the real you.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Carson
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada820 Posts
September 29 2012 07:13 GMT
#10
It's easy, just follow the plot of Kick-Ass for your solution!
"You have to remember something: Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn." Arnold Schwarzenegger
Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
September 29 2012 07:43 GMT
#11
On September 29 2012 16:13 Carson wrote:
It's easy, just follow the plot of Kick-Ass for your solution!


Become a hero. Almost die. Get the girl. Sounds legit.
High Risk Low Reward
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
September 29 2012 08:20 GMT
#12
I'll file this under: "Things that didn't actually happen", section 3.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
September 29 2012 08:31 GMT
#13
I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.
Cackle™
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 29 2012 08:37 GMT
#14
seriously go through a crisis of faith and tell her that she makes you feel confused about your identity

ignore her for two weeks

show up one day at her place with a nice bottle of wine, get laid with her
Что?
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
September 29 2012 08:39 GMT
#15
So in effect you're saying you're a coward. Too scared to be honest with her and yourself.

That's no way to start any relationship, romantic or otherwise.
WhiteDog
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France8650 Posts
September 29 2012 08:46 GMT
#16
On September 29 2012 14:27 EffervescentAureola wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2012 14:11 Whitley wrote:
Hang on, I got off track there at the end. So you purposely act gay to get closer to the girl... BUT you don't want to get to close to her to where she/you start having feelings because you don't want her know you're not actually gay??


I'm uncomfortable being in a relationship with a girl, so I pretend to be gay so she'll automatically friendzone me so I can get close to her, so she'll get close to me and I can pretend that I'm there for her without me weirding her out.

Basically she only sees me as a friend but I see her as something more, and I'm fine with it. Because otherwise its too risky...

Man never do that, never do that. It's better to be lonely than let girls thinking you are gay.
"every time WhiteDog overuses the word "seriously" in a comment I can make an observation on his fragile emotional state." MoltkeWarding
GhostOwl
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
766 Posts
September 29 2012 09:03 GMT
#17
On September 29 2012 14:59 GoTuNk! wrote:
Pretend to be gay to get close to girl, kiss girl on accident, girls flirts back. Feel embarrased, fuck logic.

Srsly,I'm not sure if it's worse the fact that u pretend to be gay to get close to girls or that once it works u panic back.


This. lol seriously

On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote:
I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.



I was thinking the same exact thing hahahha
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 29 2012 09:07 GMT
#18
I don't think the two are necessarily the same person, but damn if their blogs don't both seem sort of awkward and have the same kind of vibe going on....in some respects.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
MassArbiterFTW
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Australia52 Posts
September 29 2012 10:44 GMT
#19
The only remarkable thing about this situation is you did it sober. Start drinking heavily around women who are doing the same and you'll accidentally have sex with women all the time.
In Bisu we trust
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4617 Posts
September 29 2012 12:22 GMT
#20
You are confused Mortimer



Anyway, next time, instant answer: "Think how good it would be with a bit of training"
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
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