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topschutter
Profile Joined June 2011
Netherlands93 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 12:44:02
September 29 2012 12:34 GMT
#21
This is so fucked up o.o
You are lucky, but somehow you make this bad. I don't get it. Just ask her out or something >.<

''Basically she only sees me as a friend but I see her as something more, and I'm fine with it. Because otherwise its too risky...''
So somehow your plan worked and now it's not risky. Funny how things work out, but seriously why are you fine with seeing her as more when she can see you as more.
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
September 29 2012 12:49 GMT
#22
On September 29 2012 14:28 corpuscle wrote:
I can't tell if you make this shit up, or you actually live inside some sort of bizarre sitcom alternate reality.

I vote all of the above.
Seriously, the fake gay thing doesn't really work that well, and if it does it will end poorly. If you really try this stop it now, its not going to go well.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 12:55:44
September 29 2012 12:53 GMT
#23
I don't even know how to respond to this anymore.

I'm just not sure, this is just as awkward, stupid and at least partially untrue as a lot of these other blogs (not including the unintentionally hilarious Halloween one, which was entirely untrue), so I don't know what to add.
memes are a dish best served dank
meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
September 29 2012 13:31 GMT
#24
On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote:
I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.


I mistake these two all the time. I get them mixed up and I think of myself as fitting into a group with them. I think we are a sub-species of the troll. We like to ironically exaggerate parts of ourselves that we are embarrassed of but find funny,

THe song selection is just incredible. too funny. You should make movies about guys with aspergers. or!! or write romance stories about guys with aspergers where you choose what songs peopel are supposed to listen to as they read! You won't make money though. it will be for the fun
Girl Blog Credentials: Comfortable talking to some women. Tried the sex once
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
September 29 2012 15:41 GMT
#25
Just keep listening to Shania Twain and she will never suspect a thing...

maybe sing it into your hairbrush a bit when she's around just for good measure.
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
September 29 2012 15:45 GMT
#26
On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote:
I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.

I thought this blog felt familiar...
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 16:07:32
September 29 2012 16:05 GMT
#27
I'm surprised nobody asked if he liked it.
Edit: But I guess that reference is getting very old now.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
September 29 2012 16:18 GMT
#28
just keep going dude it worked in american pie 2
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happyft
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States470 Posts
September 29 2012 17:50 GMT
#29
Pretty sure this kind of thing only happens in the fantasies of middle school kids
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 29 2012 19:15 GMT
#30
Why do you pretend to be gay to get close to girls? Is your real personality so bad that you don't think girls will like you? I don't think pretending to be gay would change your personality such that girls will hang out with you because they think you're gay. I'd like to think most of your blogs are true, but I know they can't be. Nobody is this strange.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Wortie
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands212 Posts
September 29 2012 19:48 GMT
#31
On September 30 2012 00:45 Dfgj wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote:
I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.

I thought this blog felt familiar...


Fuck, I just wanted to say that too. StateofReverie and OP are of the same caliber blogs.
lightrise
Profile Joined March 2008
United States1355 Posts
September 29 2012 20:05 GMT
#32
On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote:
I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.


Touche sir. I just about fell out of my chair reading this comment. I spent two hours reading that dudes blog posts last night.
Awesome german interviewer: "What was your idea going into games against Idra" "I WANTED TO USE A CHEESE STRATEGY BECAUSE IDRA IS KNOWN TO TILT AFTER LOSING TO SOMETHING GAY" Demuslim
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 22:22:54
September 29 2012 22:22 GMT
#33
Sounded exactly like part of a movie script

many nervous guys would be envious of you
fire_brand
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada1123 Posts
September 29 2012 22:42 GMT
#34
You didn't kiss hero, your mouths touched. This is really not a big deal, or even a small deal. Just move on with life like nothing happened, because, quite honestly, nothing did.

If you want something more to happen, then just let her know that you're not gay and dive right in. Like I said the whole not a kiss thing wasn't any sort of issue, so it shouldn't have any effect on anything moving forward. If she just assumed your gay that's sort of silly, and entirely her fault.

Carry on.
Random player, pixel enthusiast, crappy illustrator, offlane/support
soujiro_
Profile Joined June 2010
Uruguay5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 22:44:38
September 29 2012 22:43 GMT
#35
this reminds me of a sketch from snl with anne hathaway
ace hwaiting!!
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10344 Posts
September 30 2012 06:35 GMT
#36
This was a MADtv skit, I think, too

[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
ROOTIllusion
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-30 06:48:19
September 30 2012 06:47 GMT
#37
www.twitter.com/rootillusion & www.facebook.com/illusionsc2
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 30 2012 06:49 GMT
#38
HAHAHAHAHA MountainDeJunkie WTF?!

Sooo freaking good hahahaha. My goodness, that's amazing XD
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
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