• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 19:40
CET 00:40
KST 08:40
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy4ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT30Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book19Clem wins HomeStory Cup 289HomeStory Cup 28 - Info & Preview13
Community News
Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool24Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win32026 KungFu Cup Announcement6BGE Stara Zagora 2026 cancelled12Blizzard Classic Cup - Tastosis announced as captains18
StarCraft 2
General
Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool Serral: 24’ EWC form was hurt by military service Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy Weekly Cups (August 25-31): Clem's Last Straw?
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament WardiTV Team League Season 10 KSL Week 87 [GSL CK] #2: Team Classic vs. Team Solar 2026 KungFu Cup Announcement
Strategy
Custom Maps
Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026] Map Editor closed ?
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 517 Distant Threat Mutation # 516 Specter of Death Mutation # 515 Together Forever
Brood War
General
JaeDong's form before ASL ASL21 General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Gypsy to Korea BSL Season 22
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues Small VOD Thread 2.0 [BSL22] Open Qualifiers & Ladder Tours IPSL Spring 2026 is here!
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2 Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile General RTS Discussion Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Dawn of War IV
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Five o'clock TL Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Vanilla Mini Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Mexico's Drug War
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books [Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion Tokyo Olympics 2021 Thread General nutrition recommendations Cricket [SPORT]
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Laptop capable of using Photoshop Lightroom?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Money Laundering In Video Ga…
TrAiDoS
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
FS++
Kraekkling
Shocked by a laser…
Spydermine0240
Unintentional protectionism…
Uldridge
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 5851 users

I Accidentally Kissed A Girl - Page 2

Blogs > EffervescentAureola
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 All
topschutter
Profile Joined June 2011
Netherlands93 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 12:44:02
September 29 2012 12:34 GMT
#21
This is so fucked up o.o
You are lucky, but somehow you make this bad. I don't get it. Just ask her out or something >.<

''Basically she only sees me as a friend but I see her as something more, and I'm fine with it. Because otherwise its too risky...''
So somehow your plan worked and now it's not risky. Funny how things work out, but seriously why are you fine with seeing her as more when she can see you as more.
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
September 29 2012 12:49 GMT
#22
On September 29 2012 14:28 corpuscle wrote:
I can't tell if you make this shit up, or you actually live inside some sort of bizarre sitcom alternate reality.

I vote all of the above.
Seriously, the fake gay thing doesn't really work that well, and if it does it will end poorly. If you really try this stop it now, its not going to go well.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 12:55:44
September 29 2012 12:53 GMT
#23
I don't even know how to respond to this anymore.

I'm just not sure, this is just as awkward, stupid and at least partially untrue as a lot of these other blogs (not including the unintentionally hilarious Halloween one, which was entirely untrue), so I don't know what to add.
memes are a dish best served dank
meteorskunk
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada546 Posts
September 29 2012 13:31 GMT
#24
On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote:
I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.


I mistake these two all the time. I get them mixed up and I think of myself as fitting into a group with them. I think we are a sub-species of the troll. We like to ironically exaggerate parts of ourselves that we are embarrassed of but find funny,

THe song selection is just incredible. too funny. You should make movies about guys with aspergers. or!! or write romance stories about guys with aspergers where you choose what songs peopel are supposed to listen to as they read! You won't make money though. it will be for the fun
Girl Blog Credentials: Comfortable talking to some women. Tried the sex once
KING CHARLIE :D
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States447 Posts
September 29 2012 15:41 GMT
#25
Just keep listening to Shania Twain and she will never suspect a thing...

maybe sing it into your hairbrush a bit when she's around just for good measure.
NO TEAM WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS TEAM LIQUID!
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
September 29 2012 15:45 GMT
#26
On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote:
I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.

I thought this blog felt familiar...
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 16:07:32
September 29 2012 16:05 GMT
#27
I'm surprised nobody asked if he liked it.
Edit: But I guess that reference is getting very old now.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
September 29 2012 16:18 GMT
#28
just keep going dude it worked in american pie 2
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
happyft
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States470 Posts
September 29 2012 17:50 GMT
#29
Pretty sure this kind of thing only happens in the fantasies of middle school kids
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
September 29 2012 19:15 GMT
#30
Why do you pretend to be gay to get close to girls? Is your real personality so bad that you don't think girls will like you? I don't think pretending to be gay would change your personality such that girls will hang out with you because they think you're gay. I'd like to think most of your blogs are true, but I know they can't be. Nobody is this strange.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Wortie
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands212 Posts
September 29 2012 19:48 GMT
#31
On September 30 2012 00:45 Dfgj wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote:
I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.

I thought this blog felt familiar...


Fuck, I just wanted to say that too. StateofReverie and OP are of the same caliber blogs.
lightrise
Profile Joined March 2008
United States1355 Posts
September 29 2012 20:05 GMT
#32
On September 29 2012 17:31 TheKefka wrote:
I'm convinced you and StateofReverie are the same person.


Touche sir. I just about fell out of my chair reading this comment. I spent two hours reading that dudes blog posts last night.
Awesome german interviewer: "What was your idea going into games against Idra" "I WANTED TO USE A CHEESE STRATEGY BECAUSE IDRA IS KNOWN TO TILT AFTER LOSING TO SOMETHING GAY" Demuslim
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 22:22:54
September 29 2012 22:22 GMT
#33
Sounded exactly like part of a movie script

many nervous guys would be envious of you
fire_brand
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada1123 Posts
September 29 2012 22:42 GMT
#34
You didn't kiss hero, your mouths touched. This is really not a big deal, or even a small deal. Just move on with life like nothing happened, because, quite honestly, nothing did.

If you want something more to happen, then just let her know that you're not gay and dive right in. Like I said the whole not a kiss thing wasn't any sort of issue, so it shouldn't have any effect on anything moving forward. If she just assumed your gay that's sort of silly, and entirely her fault.

Carry on.
Random player, pixel enthusiast, crappy illustrator, offlane/support
soujiro_
Profile Joined June 2010
Uruguay5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-29 22:44:38
September 29 2012 22:43 GMT
#35
this reminds me of a sketch from snl with anne hathaway
ace hwaiting!!
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10344 Posts
September 30 2012 06:35 GMT
#36
This was a MADtv skit, I think, too

[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
ROOTIllusion
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1060 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-30 06:48:19
September 30 2012 06:47 GMT
#37
www.twitter.com/rootillusion & www.facebook.com/illusionsc2
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 30 2012 06:49 GMT
#38
HAHAHAHAHA MountainDeJunkie WTF?!

Sooo freaking good hahahaha. My goodness, that's amazing XD
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Prev 1 2 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 3h 20m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
PiGStarcraft320
SpeCial 154
CosmosSc2 45
Codebar 26
Livibee 25
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 17875
EffOrt 298
HiyA 47
Dota 2
canceldota198
League of Legends
JimRising 521
Counter-Strike
byalli575
minikerr10
Super Smash Bros
C9.Mang0416
hungrybox300
Other Games
Grubby2750
B2W.Neo587
ToD121
ViBE114
Trikslyr53
PPMD22
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick460
BasetradeTV176
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream136
StarCraft 2
angryscii 26
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 18 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 80
• Hinosc 27
• RyuSc2 17
• IndyKCrew
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Migwel
• intothetv
• Kozan
• LaughNgamezSOOP
StarCraft: Brood War
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota21906
League of Legends
• Doublelift3721
Other Games
• Scarra1018
• imaqtpie958
• Shiphtur196
Upcoming Events
Korean StarCraft League
3h 20m
RSL Revival
10h 20m
Maru vs Zoun
Cure vs ByuN
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
15h 20m
BSL
20h 20m
RSL Revival
1d 10h
herO vs MaxPax
Rogue vs TriGGeR
BSL
1d 20h
Replay Cast
2 days
Replay Cast
2 days
Afreeca Starleague
2 days
Sharp vs Scan
Rain vs Mong
Wardi Open
2 days
[ Show More ]
Monday Night Weeklies
2 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
Afreeca Starleague
3 days
Soulkey vs Ample
JyJ vs sSak
Replay Cast
4 days
Afreeca Starleague
4 days
hero vs YSC
Larva vs Shine
Kung Fu Cup
4 days
Replay Cast
5 days
The PondCast
5 days
WardiTV Team League
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
WardiTV Team League
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-03-18
WardiTV Winter 2026
Underdog Cup #3

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
Jeongseon Sooper Cup
BSL Season 22
CSL Elite League 2026
Proleague 2026-03-20
RSL Revival: Season 4
Nations Cup 2026
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual

Upcoming

ASL Season 21
Acropolis #4 - TS6
2026 Changsha Offline CUP
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
CSL Season 20: Qualifier 1
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
NationLESS Cup
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.