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EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-09 19:38:28
September 09 2012 19:35 GMT
#1
Every day when I go to class the cute little Asian girls are already in the front of the class. They ask the professor questions with their squeaky high pitched voices that barely get past 2 rows behind them. After class when I want to ask the professor something the cute little Asian girls are already talking to the professor, when they leave the professor is getting ready to leave even though I just stood there like an idiot behind them for 10 minutes. Even when I get there first, the professor says he's too busy or he has a tight schedule and he tells me to come to office hours, but he has plenty of time to talk to the cute little Asian girls. Even when i go to office hours i see him having a coffee with a cute little Asian girl, and they're joking and laughing about something, and he always gives his best references, internships, and recommendations to the cute little Asian girls. This is one of the worst parts of being a math major. as an undergraduate I feel like he doesn't even acknowledge my existence but he's more than ready to paint the cute little Asian girls toenails or something. Other than that, they walk around in packs and don't want to study with me at the library even though I'm really nice. They always get the highest grades in class and bump up the curve to make it impossible for a dumb guy like me to ever get a decent grade in any class that has cute little Asian girls.

**
Sayle
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom3685 Posts
September 09 2012 19:37 GMT
#2
Have you tried being a cute little Asian girl?
CosmicSpiral
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States15275 Posts
September 09 2012 19:37 GMT
#3
Maybe you should get a sex change.
WriterWovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 09 2012 19:39 GMT
#4
On September 10 2012 04:35 EffervescentAureola wrote:
Every day when I go to class the cute little Asian girls are already in the front of the class. They ask the professor questions with their squeaky high pitched voices that barely get past 2 rows behind them. After class when I want to ask the professor something the cute little Asian girls are already talking to the professor, when they leave the professor is getting ready to leave even though I just stood there like an idiot behind them for 10 minutes. Even when I get there first, the professor says he's too busy or he has a tight schedule and he tells me to come to office hours, but he has plenty of time to talk to the cute little Asian girls. Even when i go to office hours i see him having a coffee with a cute little Asian girl, and they're joking and laughing about something, and he always gives his best references, internships, and recommendations to the cute little Asian girls. This is one of the worst parts of being a math major. as an undergraduate I feel like he doesn't even acknowledge my existence but he's more than ready to paint the cute little Asian girls toenails or something. Other than that, they walk around in packs and don't want to study with me at the library even though I'm really nice. They always get the highest grades in class and bump up the curve to make it impossible for a dumb guy like me to ever get a decent grade in any class that has cute little Asian girls.

Take a level in badass and date one.
Что?
Ryan307 :)
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States1289 Posts
September 09 2012 19:39 GMT
#5
And possibly a race change
Dont let the action of factual things fracture your casual swing
netherh
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom333 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-09 19:42:58
September 09 2012 19:42 GMT
#6
You should try dressing up like a cute little Asian girl, then try again to get your professors attention.

If this fails, say something like: "I know you don't like my type. It's all about Asians for you. Just because they're cute, and little, you scorn our love! We were meant to last forever!" The more emotion you can put into this the better.

Next, burst into tears and run away crying. This guarantees maximum attention from your professor. He'll definitely come crawling back after that.

Edit: Damn, ninja'd. :p
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
September 09 2012 19:46 GMT
#7
I can help you with that.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
September 09 2012 19:51 GMT
#8
wait, your school has cute little asian girl math majors??
Writer
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
September 09 2012 19:51 GMT
#9
I think the real solution is to challenge your professor to a math duel to win over the hearts of the cute little Asian girls. Find the biggest most technical textbook you can find, and then walk up to your prof while he's talking to the cute little Asian girls. As soon as he notices/looks at you, throw down the book as hard as you can onto the ground. Then pronounce:

"Sirrah, you have tarnished my honour and my GPA! I challenge you to a DEW-ELLL!!!

Mathemagics at Noon. Tomorrow."

Let me know how it goes. Bonus points for streaming it.
you gotta dance
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 09 2012 19:52 GMT
#10
There's only one way to get rid of the cute little asian girls. You need the following items:

-cardboard box
-ruler
-rope
-plushie toy
-bazooka

Set up the cardboard box, ruler, and plushie toy into a trap like this:

[image loading]

Once the cute little asian girls try to acquire the plushie toy, the trap will spring and then they will be trapped inside the cardboard box. At this time, you shoot the cardboard box with the bazooka. Problem solved.
Horo
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States351 Posts
September 09 2012 19:52 GMT
#11
On September 10 2012 04:46 Zergneedsfood wrote:
I can help you with that.


Bold Faced Lie.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 09 2012 19:54 GMT
#12
On September 10 2012 04:52 Wyrm_uW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 04:46 Zergneedsfood wrote:
I can help you with that.


Bold Faced Lie.

I think he was referring to the sex change. Not hard to help a bloke get rid of some unnecessary bits of his body.
Что?
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-09 19:55:09
September 09 2012 19:54 GMT
#13
He likes the cute asian girls probably because they are good students, ask good questions, and work hard (also they have the whole adorable asian thing going for them). Try sitting up in the front so you can hear them and so you can ask good questions and show that you're a diligent student as well. And yes, level up by dating one.

On September 10 2012 04:51 ]343[ wrote:
wait, your school has cute little asian girl math majors??

LOL, ]343[ wondering where all the qt asian girl math majors were hahahaha
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
September 09 2012 19:56 GMT
#14
On September 10 2012 04:54 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 04:52 Wyrm_uW wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:46 Zergneedsfood wrote:
I can help you with that.


Bold Faced Lie.

I think he was referring to the sex change. Not hard to help a bloke get rid of some unnecessary bits of his body.


No?

I'm a cute Asian girl.
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21243 Posts
September 09 2012 19:56 GMT
#15
On September 10 2012 04:56 Zergneedsfood wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 04:54 Shady Sands wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:52 Wyrm_uW wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:46 Zergneedsfood wrote:
I can help you with that.


Bold Faced Lie.

I think he was referring to the sex change. Not hard to help a bloke get rid of some unnecessary bits of his body.


No?

I'm a cute Asian girl.


I confirm.
TranslatorBaa!
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
September 09 2012 20:02 GMT
#16
No one is untouchable in math. You should really reexamine your study habits if you find yourself behind an entire group of people in a class.

Out of curiosity, do you happen to go to school in California?
6581
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 09 2012 20:03 GMT
#17
Here is how you do it.

Get taller
Get a better haircut
Hit the gym
--
Hit the books more
Buy a fuckton of alcohol and hold open bars all the time in your dorm
Что?
Robinsa
Profile Joined May 2009
Japan1333 Posts
September 09 2012 20:06 GMT
#18
On September 10 2012 04:51 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
I think the real solution is to challenge your professor to a math duel to win over the hearts of the cute little Asian girls. Find the biggest most technical textbook you can find, and then walk up to your prof while he's talking to the cute little Asian girls. As soon as he notices/looks at you, throw down the book as hard as you can onto the ground. Then pronounce:

"Sirrah, you have tarnished my honour and my GPA! I challenge you to a DEW-ELLL!!!

Mathemagics at Noon. Tomorrow."

Let me know how it goes. Bonus points for streaming it.

Mathemagics made me lol.
4649!!
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-09 20:14:03
September 09 2012 20:13 GMT
#19
asian qtpies op, dating one is the only way to combat their charms. Also, im betting they hog the prof to ask questions about the course, hence bumping the curve up. If you can't join them date them.
Edit: Chairmanray's build may also work.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
September 09 2012 20:14 GMT
#20
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.
Writer
DRTnOOber
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
New Zealand476 Posts
September 09 2012 20:15 GMT
#21
When I did computer science I think there were exactly 3 females out of a total class of 200. And only one of them was cute. Consider yourself lucky.
But I'm off creep... and so I slow down, what are hellions doing here? I don't belong here...
zalz
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Netherlands3704 Posts
September 09 2012 20:20 GMT
#22
I can't shrug the feeling that EffervescentAureola has a basement with, at the very least, half a dozen of these "cute little Asian girls."

Based on the blogs.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 09 2012 20:23 GMT
#23
Wouldn't the phrase be "if you can't beat em, date [aka join] them"?

Wow 343 :X that's insane .__. hm I think you've posted this before too, the name of the blog seems familiar.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 09 2012 20:25 GMT
#24
On September 10 2012 05:23 Aerisky wrote:
Wouldn't the phrase be "if you can't beat em, date [aka join] them"?

Wow 343 :X that's insane .__. hm I think you've posted this before too, the name of the blog seems familiar.

Nah its a logic train, you see

if you cant beat em join em
if you can't join em, date em
if you can't date em, hire an outside contractor
Что?
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-09 20:27:53
September 09 2012 20:27 GMT
#25
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.

Still doesn't imply that he isn't any less error-prone during exams and coursework (problems OP are dealing with). Though I have to say the fact that he does live notes in \latex is somewhat impressive. Ultimately, though, it may prove to be a source of weakness, as you simply cannot devote as much of your attention to actual lecture when you're focusing on getting the syntax correct.
6581
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 09 2012 20:29 GMT
#26
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.

Holy fucking shit you just reactivated my freshman year PTSD

I started off a math major and quit within five weeks.
Что?
JoeSchmoe
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2058 Posts
September 09 2012 20:36 GMT
#27
Cute Little Asian Girls ruining lives. I've always expected this to happen sooner or later.
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
September 09 2012 20:40 GMT
#28
why dont you be one yourself??
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
Kalingingsong
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada633 Posts
September 09 2012 20:46 GMT
#29
take classes with female profs.
Dess.JadeFalcon
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 09 2012 20:54 GMT
#30
On September 10 2012 05:25 Shady Sands wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:23 Aerisky wrote:
Wouldn't the phrase be "if you can't beat em, date [aka join] them"?

Wow 343 :X that's insane .__. hm I think you've posted this before too, the name of the blog seems familiar.

Nah its a logic train, you see

if you cant beat em join em
if you can't join em, date em
if you can't date em, hire an outside contractor

haha, train must have gotten derailed somewhere between dating and hiring a contractor ;D

Meh, I think I get it now, in that joining is different from dating--i.e. joining [their ranks] vs dating... *shudder*
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28090 Posts
September 09 2012 20:56 GMT
#31
I like the cute little asian girls.
Administrator
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
September 09 2012 21:03 GMT
#32
People can't solve problems for themselves any more. I google for a minute and find you answer. Good luck, enjoy, and you're welcome.

Solution

NSFW I suppose
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
September 09 2012 21:04 GMT
#33
Not sure what to say or think really.
Either this blog is really racist or the OP just wants to be a cute little asian girl.
Cackle™
ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
September 09 2012 21:07 GMT
#34
On September 10 2012 04:56 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 04:56 Zergneedsfood wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:54 Shady Sands wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:52 Wyrm_uW wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:46 Zergneedsfood wrote:
I can help you with that.


Bold Faced Lie.

I think he was referring to the sex change. Not hard to help a bloke get rid of some unnecessary bits of his body.


No?

I'm a cute Asian girl.


I confirm.

i confirm the confirmation
the courage to be a lazy bum
IRL_Sinister
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Ireland621 Posts
September 09 2012 21:27 GMT
#35
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.


DAFUQ is that?
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
September 09 2012 21:29 GMT
#36
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.

This fried my brain.
WriterXiao8~~
Gao Xi
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Hong Kong5178 Posts
September 09 2012 21:43 GMT
#37
On September 10 2012 06:07 ZoW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 04:56 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:56 Zergneedsfood wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:54 Shady Sands wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:52 Wyrm_uW wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:46 Zergneedsfood wrote:
I can help you with that.


Bold Faced Lie.

I think he was referring to the sex change. Not hard to help a bloke get rid of some unnecessary bits of his body.


No?

I'm a cute Asian girl.


I confirm.

i confirm the confirmation

I concur
龔智禮 _________________________________________________________________________________________________ CJ NATION
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
September 09 2012 21:57 GMT
#38
I think you should either date 1 and use her to get to the professor and love her forever OR you should tell the professor that if he does not have enough time for you, he could give you a reference to someone that CAN help you since obviously his time does not allow for it. I'm sorry your professor is more in the mood to bang asian girls in return for giving them grades rather than actually help students, but it happens -_-;;;.
User was warned for too many mimes.
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
September 09 2012 22:04 GMT
#39
On September 10 2012 06:43 Gao Xi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 06:07 ZoW wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:56 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:56 Zergneedsfood wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:54 Shady Sands wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:52 Wyrm_uW wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:46 Zergneedsfood wrote:
I can help you with that.


Bold Faced Lie.

I think he was referring to the sex change. Not hard to help a bloke get rid of some unnecessary bits of his body.


No?

I'm a cute Asian girl.


I confirm.

i confirm the confirmation

I concur

She is so moe.
CJ Entusman #50! #1 클템 fan TL!
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
September 09 2012 22:11 GMT
#40
Here's my second amazing idea to help you with your problem. When the professor is spending all of his time with the cute little Asian girls, surreptitiously document it. Take photos, videos, everything you need and could think of. When he's having coffee with one, be there. When he's having a toe nail painting session, be there. When a cute little Asian girl is sneaking into or out of his office at 1 am in nothing but a bathrobe, be there.

After a while, you'll have gathered enough "evidence" to prove that what your prof is doing with the cute little Asian girls is inappropriate and against school conduct regulations. Now, don't go to the Math Department of Faculty. Instead, blackmail your prof. Get him to cut off contact with the cute little Asian girls, and to focus all of his efforts on helping you instead. Threaten to release the "evidence" if he refuses. This will slowly drive him insane though, so be sure that you only have the prof for one or maximum two terms or things could go south.

Bonus points for every hit the prof takes out on your life, or if the blackmail ends with a rooftop shoot-out.
you gotta dance
Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
September 09 2012 22:27 GMT
#41
How little are these girls. I might be able to help you
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
iskynebula
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States64 Posts
September 09 2012 23:11 GMT
#42
cute little asian girls ummmm they would probably have my full attention too at office hours. life imbalance. might as well embrace and work your way into studying with them
Oh I am sorry. Did I break your concentration?? Please continue. You were saying something about... best intentions?
EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-09 23:30:39
September 09 2012 23:30 GMT
#43
On September 10 2012 07:11 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Here's my second amazing idea to help you with your problem. When the professor is spending all of his time with the cute little Asian girls, surreptitiously document it. Take photos, videos, everything you need and could think of. When he's having coffee with one, be there. When he's having a toe nail painting session, be there. When a cute little Asian girl is sneaking into or out of his office at 1 am in nothing but a bathrobe, be there.

After a while, you'll have gathered enough "evidence" to prove that what your prof is doing with the cute little Asian girls is inappropriate and against school conduct regulations. Now, don't go to the Math Department of Faculty. Instead, blackmail your prof. Get him to cut off contact with the cute little Asian girls, and to focus all of his efforts on helping you instead. Threaten to release the "evidence" if he refuses. This will slowly drive him insane though, so be sure that you only have the prof for one or maximum two terms or things could go south.

Bonus points for every hit the prof takes out on your life, or if the blackmail ends with a rooftop shoot-out.


This is pretty good.
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
September 09 2012 23:42 GMT
#44
uh oh
Cackle™
Hamster1800
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States175 Posts
September 09 2012 23:48 GMT
#45
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.


Darn, he actually understands algebraic geometry, whereas I just did linear searches through Hartshorne until I found an exercise that made the current exercise easy.
D is for Diamond, E is for Everything Else
Xiphos
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada7507 Posts
September 09 2012 23:50 GMT
#46
Fuck cute little asians.

Undeneath those devious smiles lies a scheming slut.

Trust bro.

So you can either bed them on the first date. And then take pictures of you two. Threaten them that you'll show them the pictures latter on if they don't put up your names and number on the exam.

You should definitely try doing that.
2014 - ᕙ( •̀ل͜•́) ϡ Raise your bows brood warriors! ᕙ( •̀ل͜•́) ϡ
Kaal
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Djibouti2514 Posts
September 10 2012 00:02 GMT
#47
On September 10 2012 08:50 Xiphos wrote:
Fuck cute little asians.

Undeneath those devious smiles lies a scheming slut.

Trust bro.

So you can either bed them on the first date. And then take pictures of you two. Threaten them that you'll show them the pictures latter on if they don't put up your names and number on the exam.

You should definitely try doing that.


You sound like Shauni, only his recommendation would be a bit more forceful.
chenchen
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1136 Posts
September 10 2012 01:07 GMT
#48
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.


The funny thing is, ]343[ is already a complete beast at math.
powerade = dragoon blood
Gao Xi
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Hong Kong5178 Posts
September 10 2012 01:19 GMT
#49
On September 10 2012 09:02 Kaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 08:50 Xiphos wrote:
Fuck cute little asians.

Undeneath those devious smiles lies a scheming slut.

Trust bro.

So you can either bed them on the first date. And then take pictures of you two. Threaten them that you'll show them the pictures latter on if they don't put up your names and number on the exam.

You should definitely try doing that.


You sound like Shauni, only his recommendation would be a bit more forceful.

and probably a lot more morbid and dark
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Xiphos
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada7507 Posts
September 10 2012 01:24 GMT
#50
On September 10 2012 10:19 Gao Xi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 09:02 Kaal wrote:
On September 10 2012 08:50 Xiphos wrote:
Fuck cute little asians.

Undeneath those devious smiles lies a scheming slut.

Trust bro.

So you can either bed them on the first date. And then take pictures of you two. Threaten them that you'll show them the pictures latter on if they don't put up your names and number on the exam.

You should definitely try doing that.


You sound like Shauni, only his recommendation would be a bit more forceful.

and probably a lot more morbid and dark


Now that you guys have piqued my interest and my resemblance to this character, you gotta show me more of him.
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Kaal
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Djibouti2514 Posts
September 10 2012 01:30 GMT
#51
On September 10 2012 10:24 Xiphos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 10:19 Gao Xi wrote:
On September 10 2012 09:02 Kaal wrote:
On September 10 2012 08:50 Xiphos wrote:
Fuck cute little asians.

Undeneath those devious smiles lies a scheming slut.

Trust bro.

So you can either bed them on the first date. And then take pictures of you two. Threaten them that you'll show them the pictures latter on if they don't put up your names and number on the exam.

You should definitely try doing that.


You sound like Shauni, only his recommendation would be a bit more forceful.

and probably a lot more morbid and dark


Now that you guys have piqued my interest and my resemblance to this character, you gotta show me more of him.



Shauni likes to draw little girls being raped by minotaurs and other such things.
Nehsb
Profile Joined May 2009
United States380 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-10 02:09:06
September 10 2012 01:53 GMT
#52
On September 10 2012 08:48 Hamster1800 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.


Darn, he actually understands algebraic geometry, whereas I just did linear searches through Hartshorne until I found an exercise that made the current exercise easy.


Is there a reason everyone uses hartshorne? All the comments on Hartshorne that I've seen are negative :/, and some of the complaints about it sound ridiculous (not mentioning category of affine schemes dual to category of rings, not mentioning the "sheaf on a base" lemmas. But every treatment I've seen uses those two fundamentally, so maybe its possible to do without those and I just haven't seen Hartshorne's treatment. I can't imagine working without those two though. It just seems to me like I've read a ton of negative feedback and little positive feedback, other than "it's a good reference". I've never read it myself, so I wouldn't know.)

And IDK if "words known" is a good measurement (though Akhil Matthew's blog is pretty insane); there are a bunch of words that just capture simple concepts.

I don't know if the untouchable part is true, but it's certainly true in my experience that there are a lot of things in math where if you know some theorem/idea/corollary/lemma/guiding principle/whatever, suddenly a whole bunch of things become much, much, easier. And every time I learn one of these "key things", I'm amazed at how much better at math I became. So "small differences" (if you see learning just one thing as small) lead to massive gaps in skill.
Hamster1800
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States175 Posts
September 10 2012 01:59 GMT
#53
Like I said, I didn't really understand the material in my first pass through Hartshorne. Perhaps I'll be able to answer that if I ever go through it again . I don't know if this is relevant to the feedback that you've heard, but Hartshorne puts some very important theorems in the exercises, rather than having them all in the text. So it's very possible to miss a lot of important results/lemmas if you only read the text or only do a handful of the exercises, like I did in the course of the class.
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sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
September 10 2012 02:03 GMT
#54
The title of this blog is an enormous libidinal distraction, thanks a lot, I'm trying to get some work done here (and failing, obviously. Where's my cute little asian girl gonna give me some inspiration??)
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Lokk
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada635 Posts
September 10 2012 02:08 GMT
#55
title says it all~
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Ryhzuo
Profile Joined November 2011
New Zealand198 Posts
September 10 2012 02:21 GMT
#56
As funny as this thread is turning out to be, I once dated a cute little asian girl and they are more insecure than an unsafe package at Vietnamese border control. Life like that is pretty hard.
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
September 10 2012 02:39 GMT
#57
On September 10 2012 04:37 Sayle wrote:
Have you tried being a cute little Asian girl?


Sayle, you can't catch lolis if they're traps.....

.......right?
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CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
September 10 2012 03:06 GMT
#58
lmao this thread
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
September 10 2012 03:14 GMT
#59
Hahaha, this blog made me chuckle. Cute little asian girls are pretty OP.
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
September 10 2012 03:27 GMT
#60
On September 10 2012 04:51 ]343[ wrote:
wait, your school has cute little asian girl math majors??

I must me at the wrong university, because I only get fat ugly asian girls in my math courses
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Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
September 10 2012 03:30 GMT
#61
On September 10 2012 12:27 Plexa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 04:51 ]343[ wrote:
wait, your school has cute little asian girl math majors??

I must me at the wrong university, because I only get fat ugly asian girls in my math courses

when u find the right university call me i want to follow.....TAKE ME WITH UUUU!
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EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
September 10 2012 03:32 GMT
#62
Sometimes I think this blog is just an experiment on how many views a title can draw.
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chenchen
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1136 Posts
September 10 2012 03:37 GMT
#63
On September 10 2012 12:27 Plexa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 04:51 ]343[ wrote:
wait, your school has cute little asian girl math majors??

I must me at the wrong university, because I only get fat ugly asian girls in my math courses


I get a bunch of white guys . . . in a university that's majority female and *almost* majority Asian.
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BreAKerTV
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Taiwan1658 Posts
September 10 2012 03:44 GMT
#64
額。。。我是一個會講國語的白種人,我也是ASL的英文播報員,呵呵.

I get props for speaking that cute little Asian girl's language even though I'm white.
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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 10 2012 03:57 GMT
#65
On September 10 2012 07:11 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Here's my second amazing idea to help you with your problem. When the professor is spending all of his time with the cute little Asian girls, surreptitiously document it. Take photos, videos, everything you need and could think of. When he's having coffee with one, be there. When he's having a toe nail painting session, be there. When a cute little Asian girl is sneaking into or out of his office at 1 am in nothing but a bathrobe, be there.

After a while, you'll have gathered enough "evidence" to prove that what your prof is doing with the cute little Asian girls is inappropriate and against school conduct regulations. Now, don't go to the Math Department of Faculty. Instead, blackmail your prof. Get him to cut off contact with the cute little Asian girls, and to focus all of his efforts on helping you instead. Threaten to release the "evidence" if he refuses. This will slowly drive him insane though, so be sure that you only have the prof for one or maximum two terms or things could go south.

Bonus points for every hit the prof takes out on your life, or if the blackmail ends with a rooftop shoot-out.

YES. I heartily endorse this idea
Что?
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-10 03:59:57
September 10 2012 03:59 GMT
#66
On September 10 2012 12:44 Enders116 wrote:
額。。。我是一個會講國語的白種人,我也是ASL的英文播報員,呵呵.

I get props for speaking that cute little Asian girl's language even though I'm white.

No, you get props for being white

E: j/k not all asians actually love you, just ask rek
Что?
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 10 2012 08:10 GMT
#67
I'm seeing a running theme in the OP.
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Xiahou
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Singapore80 Posts
September 10 2012 08:50 GMT
#68
On September 10 2012 12:44 Enders116 wrote:
額。。。我是一個會講國語的白種人,我也是ASL的英文播報員,呵呵.

I get props for speaking that cute little Asian girl's language even though I'm white.


You get props for being White AND speaking the language.

No one ever credits the Asians for speaking good English.
BreAKerTV
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Taiwan1658 Posts
September 10 2012 12:19 GMT
#69
On September 10 2012 17:50 Xiahou wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 12:44 Enders116 wrote:
額。。。我是一個會講國語的白種人,我也是ASL的英文播報員,呵呵.

I get props for speaking that cute little Asian girl's language even though I'm white.


You get props for being White AND speaking the language.

No one ever credits the Asians for speaking good English.

EXACTLY, it's a very spoiiled system, but many Asian countries are willing to credit the non-asians that learn to speak their own language because it sort of credits their own country's cultural diversity.
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kubiks
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
France1328 Posts
September 10 2012 14:13 GMT
#70
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.


I'm not sure what junior or undergrad means, but it looks old enough so this isn't that impressive. He just took time outside his school to look at this (well you have to be motivated for sure :D).
And category theory is just a lame way to make sth noone understand...
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ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
September 10 2012 14:34 GMT
#71
On September 10 2012 23:13 kubiks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.


I'm not sure what junior or undergrad means, but it looks old enough so this isn't that impressive. He just took time outside his school to look at this (well you have to be motivated for sure :D).
And category theory is just a lame way to make sth noone understand...


Besides, explaining subjects in a simpler way is much harder than adding layers of terms onto the most specific things....it's the whole "surjective" vs "onto" argument...it doesn't really fucken matter, not when you're writing for anything worth anything.

And topology is the sucks unless you're doing theoretical phys w/ regards to universe-scale related stuff. It helps abstract things but it's not very applicable lololols....
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Wintex
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Norway16838 Posts
September 10 2012 15:43 GMT
#72
On September 10 2012 12:30 Shock710 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 12:27 Plexa wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:51 ]343[ wrote:
wait, your school has cute little asian girl math majors??

I must me at the wrong university, because I only get fat ugly asian girls in my math courses

when u find the right university call me i want to follow.....TAKE ME WITH UUUU!


Add me too. We can google hangout to cute little asian girl math major heaven.
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OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
September 10 2012 16:54 GMT
#73
pics or not real

asian girls in my science/math classes are miserable
Deleted User 183001
Profile Joined May 2011
2939 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-10 17:14:27
September 10 2012 17:00 GMT
#74
I used to have mad yellow fever. Worst shit ever. Sure, I had gf's that were really pretty as far as Asian girls go, but all they have is face and even that... you need yellow fever to like it. No tits, no ass, no real "womanly" body, relatively boring like most Asian girls are. That said, at my university, most Asian girls are ass ugly, so finding a good one was not easy lol, although the college is half-Asian. The worst part is their fobby friends sometimes shittalk about the "evil" white guy.

Other than that, they walk around in packs and don't want to study with me at the library even though I'm really nice.

Bro, Asian-American girls are the most anti-social, insecure, awkward girls I've come across. It's NOT because they hate you, it's the fact they get anxiety when confronted by someone who 1) they don't know at all; 2) they don't hang around with all day long (eg. their clique/groupies); 3) is not Asian; and/or 4) if extremely fobby, not of the same East Asian nationality.

If you ever want to date an Asian girl, either be in a scenario where you hang around them all the time, or be an insane motherfucker like me and make successful approaches to get to know them and humor them. I've been in Oregon all summer and when I'm not hanging out with other interns or working, I'm going to bars/lounges and meeting female strangers lol. Useful talent toi have in the real world when you're not living on a campus with 1000s of students within a thousand feet.

Just by being not Asian, you're basically excluded from the overwhelming majority of Asian girls out there because 1) they may not date non-Asians; 2) they may not date at all; 3) they are too socially awkward; 4) ethnocentric, or 5) too insecure. I'm in the same boat. Even if Asian girls were good looking on average, it would not be worth it. I only bothered because I had the worst yellow fever ever.

That said, there are two "classes" of A-A girls. The first is the one described above, where the girls are of varying degrees of fobbiness (from barely to extreme), parents were immigrants, tend to be ethnocentric to some degree, really insecure, and not too social, etc. The other type, you will sometimes meet the type of Asian girl that "hates" anything to do with Asian stuff, and is completely Americanized. If you really have to have an asian girl, go for that kind, but they're essentially American, ie. don't expect them to be loving kpop and anime and act like little girls (which in my case, is a good thing).


I once dated a cute little asian girl and they are more insecure than an unsafe package at Vietnamese border control.

My god.. this quote brought up so many painful memories.
NB
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Netherlands12045 Posts
September 10 2012 17:22 GMT
#75
oh boi, all of you come to UWaterloo now.... its hard not to find asian in any class.... cute asian girls in every major are plenty but they do come with a price :-/
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dRaW
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada5744 Posts
September 10 2012 17:55 GMT
#76
You should play BW, everyone knows the cute little asian girls love a nerd who can play BW.
I don't need luck, luck is for noobs, good luck to you though
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
September 10 2012 18:07 GMT
#77
On September 10 2012 23:13 kubiks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.


I'm not sure what junior or undergrad means, but it looks old enough so this isn't that impressive. He just took time outside his school to look at this (well you have to be motivated for sure :D).
And category theory is just a lame way to make sth noone understand...


Undergrad = in uni; junior = 3rd year. He's 19 or 20 years old, I think.

He's doing stuff that a very good graduate student would be learning while doing maybe his 3rd year of research. I would venture to say that he knows more algebraic geometry / algebraic topology than all but maybe one or two other undergraduates in the world, and more than most graduate students too. Also, Terence Tao links to his blog.

Anyway, enough fanboying... the point is there's always smarter/more knowledgeable people out there, but you should be making a sincere effort to be improving yourself.

(And no, I'm pretty sure the point of category theory is not to make things not understandable, but to link together concepts at a higher level, and thus easier to understand. Math is all about making connections!)

On September 10 2012 23:34 ymir233 wrote:
Besides, explaining subjects in a simpler way is much harder than adding layers of terms onto the most specific things....it's the whole "surjective" vs "onto" argument...it doesn't really fucken matter, not when you're writing for anything worth anything.

And topology is the sucks unless you're doing theoretical phys w/ regards to universe-scale related stuff. It helps abstract things but it's not very applicable lololols....


He's doing math. Mathematicians don't care about any "applications!" (And there's not really any arguments about surjective vs. onto that I know of... o.O)
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URfavHO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States514 Posts
September 10 2012 18:27 GMT
#78
Small brag, I am a math major dating a cute little asian girl math major. She is an amazing person and is a strong contradiction to the personalities noted earlier. Also, she is sooooooooo cute!!!! she looks like she is 16 but is actually older than me (I am 21). She looks so young that I almost seem like a pedophile when I am with her :D
babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
September 10 2012 18:29 GMT
#79
On September 11 2012 03:27 URfavHO wrote:
Small brag, I am a math major dating a cute little asian girl math major. She is an amazing person and is a strong contradiction to the personalities noted earlier. Also, she is sooooooooo cute!!!! she looks like she is 16 but is actually older than me (I am 21). She looks so young that I almost seem like a pedophile when I am with her :D

Asian women age so well ;;

Asian guys not so much, lol.
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
September 10 2012 18:39 GMT
#80
On September 11 2012 03:29 babylon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 11 2012 03:27 URfavHO wrote:
Small brag, I am a math major dating a cute little asian girl math major. She is an amazing person and is a strong contradiction to the personalities noted earlier. Also, she is sooooooooo cute!!!! she looks like she is 16 but is actually older than me (I am 21). She looks so young that I almost seem like a pedophile when I am with her :D

Asian women age so well ;;

Asian guys not so much, lol.

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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32058 Posts
September 10 2012 18:54 GMT
#81
Simple dude, try to get in your professor's pants.
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StateofReverie
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States633 Posts
September 10 2012 19:07 GMT
#82
On September 10 2012 04:35 EffervescentAureola wrote:
Every day when I go to class the cute little Asian girls are already in the front of the class. They ask the professor questions with their squeaky high pitched voices that barely get past 2 rows behind them. After class when I want to ask the professor something the cute little Asian girls are already talking to the professor, when they leave the professor is getting ready to leave even though I just stood there like an idiot behind them for 10 minutes. Even when I get there first, the professor says he's too busy or he has a tight schedule and he tells me to come to office hours, but he has plenty of time to talk to the cute little Asian girls. Even when i go to office hours i see him having a coffee with a cute little Asian girl, and they're joking and laughing about something, and he always gives his best references, internships, and recommendations to the cute little Asian girls. This is one of the worst parts of being a math major. as an undergraduate I feel like he doesn't even acknowledge my existence but he's more than ready to paint the cute little Asian girls toenails or something. Other than that, they walk around in packs and don't want to study with me at the library even though I'm really nice. They always get the highest grades in class and bump up the curve to make it impossible for a dumb guy like me to ever get a decent grade in any class that has cute little Asian girls.

it sounds like you are getting dominated by cute asian girls. I guess looks can be decieving :D

Some people just aren't attracted to others, its as simple as that. Move on to better people who are more ready to accept you for who you are. Also it's understandable that the professor thinks more of the asian women than an undergarduate math major such as yourself. It sounds like from your post that your professor interacts more with cute asian girls than he does with you so what makes you think that the professor should acknowledge you over them?
Deleted User 183001
Profile Joined May 2011
2939 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-10 19:28:07
September 10 2012 19:21 GMT
#83
On September 11 2012 03:27 URfavHO wrote:
Small brag, I am a math major dating a cute little asian girl math major. She is an amazing person and is a strong contradiction to the personalities noted earlier. Also, she is sooooooooo cute!!!! she looks like she is 16 but is actually older than me (I am 21). She looks so young that I almost seem like a pedophile when I am with her :D

An extremely rare breed tbh. I'm proud of you for being so lucky. Or of course, you're bs'ing as if often the case (I've hung out with plenty of guys who while I'm hanging out with them, say on the phone with someone that they are on a date / banging a girl), or you have little experience with girls overall and don't know better, or you're in a relationship so you don't really notice the personalities noted earlier. lol. I will assume the first scenario though since I am an optimist, even through #2 and especially #4 are far more likely . I was a #4 lol.

When they hit 30-35, though... they look ancient. Meanwhile my dad's 60 and he's barely greying, and I think he's had a lot more stress and hell in his life than the average human being haha.
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
September 10 2012 19:30 GMT
#84
I can't be the only one that clicked here for pictures and is now leaving sorely disappointed
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HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
September 10 2012 20:52 GMT
#85
Came for the title, wanted to come for the contents as well but oh well

anyway you've got a pretty random situation there, I think the best thing you can do is try to ignore them if approaching them seems impossible, that way you can at least focus on your own results instead
Kiett
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States7639 Posts
September 10 2012 22:18 GMT
#86
It's great being a cute little asian girl ^_^
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amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-10 22:32:10
September 10 2012 22:32 GMT
#87
On September 10 2012 12:27 Plexa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 04:51 ]343[ wrote:
wait, your school has cute little asian girl math majors??

I must me at the wrong university, because I only get fat ugly asian girls in my math courses

At my school, they are all concentrated in COM & OLS
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
Sickkiee
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Japan607 Posts
September 10 2012 23:25 GMT
#88
On September 11 2012 07:32 amazingxkcd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 12:27 Plexa wrote:
On September 10 2012 04:51 ]343[ wrote:
wait, your school has cute little asian girl math majors??

I must me at the wrong university, because I only get fat ugly asian girls in my math courses

At my school, they are all concentrated in COM & OLS


They are everywhere in Tokyo! xD
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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
September 11 2012 01:06 GMT
#89
On September 11 2012 04:30 starfries wrote:
I can't be the only one that clicked here for pictures and is now leaving sorely disappointed

ur not.
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LittleDragon
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada2 Posts
September 11 2012 20:21 GMT
#90
Have you tried switching majors into business? Cute little asian girls loooove hot guys in finance
1. Get the cute little asian math major girls' number
2. Go into finance
3. Give them investment advice
4. Roll in dough, and swarms of cute little asian girls

Maybe math just isn't for you. Try something with a qualitative aspect to it.
There's only two jobs in the world where you work 70 hours a week. The first is an Investment Banker, the second is a Pro-Gamer.
LittleDragon
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada2 Posts
September 11 2012 20:24 GMT
#91
On September 10 2012 12:44 Enders116 wrote:
額。。。我是一個會講國語的白種人,我也是ASL的英文播報員,呵呵.

I get props for speaking that cute little Asian girl's language even though I'm white.

好样的,You get props from me
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moopie
Profile Joined July 2009
12605 Posts
September 11 2012 20:46 GMT
#92
this blog needs more cute little asian girls.
I'm going to sleep, let me get some of that carpet.
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-12 00:45:47
September 12 2012 00:45 GMT
#93
Cute lil asian girls taking over society since '77
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starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
September 12 2012 01:36 GMT
#94
On September 12 2012 05:21 LittleDragon wrote:
Have you tried switching majors into business? Cute little asian girls loooove hot guys in finance
1. Get the cute little asian math major girls' number
2. Go into finance
3. Give them investment advice
4. Roll in dough, and swarms of cute little asian girls

Maybe math just isn't for you. Try something with a qualitative aspect to it.

he's not trying to get into their pants. he's trying to get into the professor's pants. the cute little asian girls are cockblocking him.
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Release
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States4397 Posts
September 12 2012 05:24 GMT
#95
Get into the asian girls' pants and then you can hear everything the professor is saying. (big pants)
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