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EffervescentAureola
United States410 Posts
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Sayle
United Kingdom3685 Posts
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CosmicSpiral
United States15275 Posts
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
On September 10 2012 04:35 EffervescentAureola wrote: Every day when I go to class the cute little Asian girls are already in the front of the class. They ask the professor questions with their squeaky high pitched voices that barely get past 2 rows behind them. After class when I want to ask the professor something the cute little Asian girls are already talking to the professor, when they leave the professor is getting ready to leave even though I just stood there like an idiot behind them for 10 minutes. Even when I get there first, the professor says he's too busy or he has a tight schedule and he tells me to come to office hours, but he has plenty of time to talk to the cute little Asian girls. Even when i go to office hours i see him having a coffee with a cute little Asian girl, and they're joking and laughing about something, and he always gives his best references, internships, and recommendations to the cute little Asian girls. This is one of the worst parts of being a math major. as an undergraduate I feel like he doesn't even acknowledge my existence but he's more than ready to paint the cute little Asian girls toenails or something. Other than that, they walk around in packs and don't want to study with me at the library even though I'm really nice. They always get the highest grades in class and bump up the curve to make it impossible for a dumb guy like me to ever get a decent grade in any class that has cute little Asian girls. Take a level in badass and date one. | ||
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Ryan307 :)
United States1289 Posts
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netherh
United Kingdom333 Posts
If this fails, say something like: "I know you don't like my type. It's all about Asians for you. Just because they're cute, and little, you scorn our love! We were meant to last forever!" The more emotion you can put into this the better. Next, burst into tears and run away crying. This guarantees maximum attention from your professor. He'll definitely come crawling back after that. Edit: Damn, ninja'd. :p | ||
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
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]343[
United States10328 Posts
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Mr. Wiggles
Canada5894 Posts
"Sirrah, you have tarnished my honour and my GPA! I challenge you to a DEW-ELLL!!! Mathemagics at Noon. Tomorrow." Let me know how it goes. Bonus points for streaming it. | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
-cardboard box -ruler -rope -plushie toy -bazooka Set up the cardboard box, ruler, and plushie toy into a trap like this: ![[image loading]](http://thereaganwing.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/box-trap1.jpg) Once the cute little asian girls try to acquire the plushie toy, the trap will spring and then they will be trapped inside the cardboard box. At this time, you shoot the cardboard box with the bazooka. Problem solved. | ||
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Horo
United States351 Posts
On September 10 2012 04:46 Zergneedsfood wrote: I can help you with that. Bold Faced Lie. | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
I think he was referring to the sex change. Not hard to help a bloke get rid of some unnecessary bits of his body. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
On September 10 2012 04:51 ]343[ wrote: wait, your school has cute little asian girl math majors?? LOL, ]343[ wondering where all the qt asian girl math majors were hahahaha | ||
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Zergneedsfood
United States10671 Posts
On September 10 2012 04:54 Shady Sands wrote: I think he was referring to the sex change. Not hard to help a bloke get rid of some unnecessary bits of his body. No? I'm a cute Asian girl. | ||
Carnivorous Sheep
Baa?21243 Posts
I confirm. | ||
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Loser777
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Out of curiosity, do you happen to go to school in California? | ||
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Shady Sands
United States4021 Posts
Get taller Get a better haircut Hit the gym -- Hit the books more Buy a fuckton of alcohol and hold open bars all the time in your dorm | ||
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Robinsa
Japan1333 Posts
On September 10 2012 04:51 Mr. Wiggles wrote: I think the real solution is to challenge your professor to a math duel to win over the hearts of the cute little Asian girls. Find the biggest most technical textbook you can find, and then walk up to your prof while he's talking to the cute little Asian girls. As soon as he notices/looks at you, throw down the book as hard as you can onto the ground. Then pronounce: "Sirrah, you have tarnished my honour and my GPA! I challenge you to a DEW-ELLL!!! Mathemagics at Noon. Tomorrow." Let me know how it goes. Bonus points for streaming it. Mathemagics made me lol.  | ||
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Jaaaaasper
United States10225 Posts
Edit: Chairmanray's build may also work. | ||
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]343[
United States10328 Posts
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote: No one is untouchable in math. Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses. but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are. | ||
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