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Linwelin
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland7554 Posts
September 09 2012 22:27 GMT
#41
How little are these girls. I might be able to help you
Fuck Razor and Death Prophet
iskynebula
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States64 Posts
September 09 2012 23:11 GMT
#42
cute little asian girls ummmm they would probably have my full attention too at office hours. life imbalance. might as well embrace and work your way into studying with them
Oh I am sorry. Did I break your concentration?? Please continue. You were saying something about... best intentions?
EffervescentAureola
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States410 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-09 23:30:39
September 09 2012 23:30 GMT
#43
On September 10 2012 07:11 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Here's my second amazing idea to help you with your problem. When the professor is spending all of his time with the cute little Asian girls, surreptitiously document it. Take photos, videos, everything you need and could think of. When he's having coffee with one, be there. When he's having a toe nail painting session, be there. When a cute little Asian girl is sneaking into or out of his office at 1 am in nothing but a bathrobe, be there.

After a while, you'll have gathered enough "evidence" to prove that what your prof is doing with the cute little Asian girls is inappropriate and against school conduct regulations. Now, don't go to the Math Department of Faculty. Instead, blackmail your prof. Get him to cut off contact with the cute little Asian girls, and to focus all of his efforts on helping you instead. Threaten to release the "evidence" if he refuses. This will slowly drive him insane though, so be sure that you only have the prof for one or maximum two terms or things could go south.

Bonus points for every hit the prof takes out on your life, or if the blackmail ends with a rooftop shoot-out.


This is pretty good.
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
September 09 2012 23:42 GMT
#44
uh oh
Cackle™
Hamster1800
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States175 Posts
September 09 2012 23:48 GMT
#45
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.


Darn, he actually understands algebraic geometry, whereas I just did linear searches through Hartshorne until I found an exercise that made the current exercise easy.
D is for Diamond, E is for Everything Else
Xiphos
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada7507 Posts
September 09 2012 23:50 GMT
#46
Fuck cute little asians.

Undeneath those devious smiles lies a scheming slut.

Trust bro.

So you can either bed them on the first date. And then take pictures of you two. Threaten them that you'll show them the pictures latter on if they don't put up your names and number on the exam.

You should definitely try doing that.
2014 - ᕙ( •̀ل͜•́) ϡ Raise your bows brood warriors! ᕙ( •̀ل͜•́) ϡ
Kaal
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Djibouti2539 Posts
September 10 2012 00:02 GMT
#47
On September 10 2012 08:50 Xiphos wrote:
Fuck cute little asians.

Undeneath those devious smiles lies a scheming slut.

Trust bro.

So you can either bed them on the first date. And then take pictures of you two. Threaten them that you'll show them the pictures latter on if they don't put up your names and number on the exam.

You should definitely try doing that.


You sound like Shauni, only his recommendation would be a bit more forceful.
chenchen
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1136 Posts
September 10 2012 01:07 GMT
#48
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.


The funny thing is, ]343[ is already a complete beast at math.
powerade = dragoon blood
Gao Xi
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Hong Kong5178 Posts
September 10 2012 01:19 GMT
#49
On September 10 2012 09:02 Kaal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 08:50 Xiphos wrote:
Fuck cute little asians.

Undeneath those devious smiles lies a scheming slut.

Trust bro.

So you can either bed them on the first date. And then take pictures of you two. Threaten them that you'll show them the pictures latter on if they don't put up your names and number on the exam.

You should definitely try doing that.


You sound like Shauni, only his recommendation would be a bit more forceful.

and probably a lot more morbid and dark
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Xiphos
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada7507 Posts
September 10 2012 01:24 GMT
#50
On September 10 2012 10:19 Gao Xi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 09:02 Kaal wrote:
On September 10 2012 08:50 Xiphos wrote:
Fuck cute little asians.

Undeneath those devious smiles lies a scheming slut.

Trust bro.

So you can either bed them on the first date. And then take pictures of you two. Threaten them that you'll show them the pictures latter on if they don't put up your names and number on the exam.

You should definitely try doing that.


You sound like Shauni, only his recommendation would be a bit more forceful.

and probably a lot more morbid and dark


Now that you guys have piqued my interest and my resemblance to this character, you gotta show me more of him.
2014 - ᕙ( •̀ل͜•́) ϡ Raise your bows brood warriors! ᕙ( •̀ل͜•́) ϡ
Kaal
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Djibouti2539 Posts
September 10 2012 01:30 GMT
#51
On September 10 2012 10:24 Xiphos wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 10:19 Gao Xi wrote:
On September 10 2012 09:02 Kaal wrote:
On September 10 2012 08:50 Xiphos wrote:
Fuck cute little asians.

Undeneath those devious smiles lies a scheming slut.

Trust bro.

So you can either bed them on the first date. And then take pictures of you two. Threaten them that you'll show them the pictures latter on if they don't put up your names and number on the exam.

You should definitely try doing that.


You sound like Shauni, only his recommendation would be a bit more forceful.

and probably a lot more morbid and dark


Now that you guys have piqued my interest and my resemblance to this character, you gotta show me more of him.



Shauni likes to draw little girls being raped by minotaurs and other such things.
Nehsb
Profile Joined May 2009
United States380 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-10 02:09:06
September 10 2012 01:53 GMT
#52
On September 10 2012 08:48 Hamster1800 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2012 05:14 ]343[ wrote:
On September 10 2012 05:02 Loser777 wrote:
No one is untouchable in math.


Oof, I'd like to believe this.... this guy is a junior in undergrad. So am I. I still don't know 80% of the words he uses.

but of course, one can always improve himself, regardless of how "touchable" other people are.


Darn, he actually understands algebraic geometry, whereas I just did linear searches through Hartshorne until I found an exercise that made the current exercise easy.


Is there a reason everyone uses hartshorne? All the comments on Hartshorne that I've seen are negative :/, and some of the complaints about it sound ridiculous (not mentioning category of affine schemes dual to category of rings, not mentioning the "sheaf on a base" lemmas. But every treatment I've seen uses those two fundamentally, so maybe its possible to do without those and I just haven't seen Hartshorne's treatment. I can't imagine working without those two though. It just seems to me like I've read a ton of negative feedback and little positive feedback, other than "it's a good reference". I've never read it myself, so I wouldn't know.)

And IDK if "words known" is a good measurement (though Akhil Matthew's blog is pretty insane); there are a bunch of words that just capture simple concepts.

I don't know if the untouchable part is true, but it's certainly true in my experience that there are a lot of things in math where if you know some theorem/idea/corollary/lemma/guiding principle/whatever, suddenly a whole bunch of things become much, much, easier. And every time I learn one of these "key things", I'm amazed at how much better at math I became. So "small differences" (if you see learning just one thing as small) lead to massive gaps in skill.
Hamster1800
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States175 Posts
September 10 2012 01:59 GMT
#53
Like I said, I didn't really understand the material in my first pass through Hartshorne. Perhaps I'll be able to answer that if I ever go through it again . I don't know if this is relevant to the feedback that you've heard, but Hartshorne puts some very important theorems in the exercises, rather than having them all in the text. So it's very possible to miss a lot of important results/lemmas if you only read the text or only do a handful of the exercises, like I did in the course of the class.
D is for Diamond, E is for Everything Else
sam!zdat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5559 Posts
September 10 2012 02:03 GMT
#54
The title of this blog is an enormous libidinal distraction, thanks a lot, I'm trying to get some work done here (and failing, obviously. Where's my cute little asian girl gonna give me some inspiration??)
shikata ga nai
Lokk
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada635 Posts
September 10 2012 02:08 GMT
#55
title says it all~
@Lokk_2/Go Woori 우리
Ryhzuo
Profile Joined November 2011
New Zealand198 Posts
September 10 2012 02:21 GMT
#56
As funny as this thread is turning out to be, I once dated a cute little asian girl and they are more insecure than an unsafe package at Vietnamese border control. Life like that is pretty hard.
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
September 10 2012 02:39 GMT
#57
On September 10 2012 04:37 Sayle wrote:
Have you tried being a cute little Asian girl?


Sayle, you can't catch lolis if they're traps.....

.......right?
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
CecilSunkure
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2829 Posts
September 10 2012 03:06 GMT
#58
lmao this thread
sorrowptoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada1431 Posts
September 10 2012 03:14 GMT
#59
Hahaha, this blog made me chuckle. Cute little asian girls are pretty OP.
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
September 10 2012 03:27 GMT
#60
On September 10 2012 04:51 ]343[ wrote:
wait, your school has cute little asian girl math majors??

I must me at the wrong university, because I only get fat ugly asian girls in my math courses
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