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kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 13:32:49
August 28 2012 16:47 GMT
#1
Years ago, a friend of mine visited Canada. He brought home some spare currency and I nicked a quarter that caught my eye. On one side, it has a moose, on the other Elizabeth II on it.

__________


Hey guys,

this is definitely not a girl blog, but it's about a "date" I had.

I went to the cinema with a girl, who had suggested we "do something sometime".
Usually, watching a movie together is a really lame choice for any date, but I didn't particularly enjoy her company, so I suggested we catch a movie.

She is pretty to look at, but she's kind of dull and utterly uninteresting, the kind of person who has no passion about anything, who despises anything that is remotely "nerdy" or "artsy" or - I kid you not - "booky". Half out of spite, half out of wanting to see the kick-ass movie again, I decided we watch "The Dark Knight Rises", and I was amazed she didn't object. Not that she had much of a choice, since the cinema I brought her to is quite tiny and only one movie plays at any given time.

So there we were, in the ticket line, and the oversized shirt of the chubby ticket-selling lady.
Maybe you've seen it around, Sean Bean as Eddard Stark sitting on the Iron Throne, holding his Valyrian great sword Ice.

When it was our turn to get the tickets, I took out my wallet and realized I had forgotten to go to the ATM to get some cash, so all I had with me was like 2 Euro, and ... a Canadian quarter.
Despite not liking my "date" very much, I didn't want to "lose face", so I decided to take a gamble.

Moose upwards, I slapped the Canadian quarter onto the counter, looked the ticket-lady in the eye and said with all the confidence I could muster:

"Valar Morghulis."
She seemed puzzled for a second, then comprehended what I was up to.

"Valar Dohaeris", she replied and gave me two tickets.

I felt really awesome and mysterious and she was visibly awed for awhile as well.
During the previews, however, she asked me if what had transpired was "something nerdy" and her awe turned to disgust really quickly, no doubt thinking I could speak Clingon.

Our "date" went downhill from there. She texted the entire time during the movie, didn't pay attention to anything, I could virtually feel her roll her eyes whenever anything remotely badass happened and even Hans Zimmer didn't seem to impress her. After the movie, I went home and she went to some club.

Needles to say, I did get laid that night and I even got back my quarter.

****
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corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
August 28 2012 16:50 GMT
#2
Are you sure you're not as prejudiced as she is ?
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
August 28 2012 16:57 GMT
#3
On August 29 2012 01:50 corumjhaelen wrote:
Are you sure you're not as prejudiced as she is ?


You've go a point, reading that thread again makes me kind of an asshole, but I didn't want to bore you guys with the long and uninteresting story about encounters we had in which she expressed nothing but contempt for anything that is remotely non-standard an involves any sort of initiative.

If you are utterly indifferent about music, movies, literature, sports, games, languages, politics, history and even food, then, in my limited scope, you are a dull person.
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BrTarolg
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom3574 Posts
August 28 2012 17:01 GMT
#4
lol 5/5

one of the better girl blogs anyway
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
August 28 2012 17:02 GMT
#5
She sounds worse than some fucking monster pigeon.
Rimstalker
Profile Joined May 2011
Germany734 Posts
August 28 2012 17:05 GMT
#6
are you sure you didn't forget a 'n't' there?
Here be Dragons
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
August 28 2012 17:07 GMT
#7
On August 29 2012 02:05 Rimstalker wrote:
are you sure you didn't forget a 'n't' there?


I know what you're referring to, but it's not a mistake.
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corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
August 28 2012 17:09 GMT
#8
On August 29 2012 01:57 kafkaesque wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2012 01:50 corumjhaelen wrote:
Are you sure you're not as prejudiced as she is ?


You've go a point, reading that thread again makes me kind of an asshole, but I didn't want to bore you guys with the long and uninteresting story about encounters we had in which she expressed nothing but contempt for anything that is remotely non-standard an involves any sort of initiative.

If you are utterly indifferent about music, movies, literature, sports, games, languages, politics, history and even food, then, in my limited scope, you are a dull person.

Well, asshole might be excessive, but I think a bit a self reflection on your tastes (which are kinda nerdy, admit it^^) and the way you acted might do you some good. Seems like you took my remark well, so eeverything's allright =)
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
Cornstyle
Profile Joined October 2010
United States147 Posts
August 28 2012 17:11 GMT
#9
On August 29 2012 02:07 kafkaesque wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2012 02:05 Rimstalker wrote:
are you sure you didn't forget a 'n't' there?


I know what you're referring to, but it's not a mistake.


The ticket lady?
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-28 17:41:42
August 28 2012 17:41 GMT
#10
i assume this is made up but really awesome story if true
edit: and good even if it's not!
Clues
Profile Joined April 2010
United States186 Posts
August 28 2012 18:01 GMT
#11
Sounds like a YOLO girl, keep your distance
Subversive
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia2229 Posts
August 28 2012 18:51 GMT
#12
On August 29 2012 02:11 Cornstyle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2012 02:07 kafkaesque wrote:
On August 29 2012 02:05 Rimstalker wrote:
are you sure you didn't forget a 'n't' there?


I know what you're referring to, but it's not a mistake.


The ticket lady?

haha
#1 Great fan ~ // Khan // FlaSh // JangBi // EffOrt //
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
August 28 2012 18:54 GMT
#13
On August 29 2012 02:11 Cornstyle wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2012 02:07 kafkaesque wrote:
On August 29 2012 02:05 Rimstalker wrote:
are you sure you didn't forget a 'n't' there?


I know what you're referring to, but it's not a mistake.


The ticket lady?


Correct.
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Cornstyle
Profile Joined October 2010
United States147 Posts
August 28 2012 19:06 GMT
#14
You made the best out of a bad situation. Well played sir, well played.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4606 Posts
August 28 2012 20:01 GMT
#15
Awesome!
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
pinnacle
Profile Joined November 2010
United States86 Posts
August 28 2012 20:09 GMT
#16
5/5. Definitely the best, and funniest girl blog I've read in a while.
ArcticRaven
Profile Joined August 2011
France1406 Posts
August 28 2012 20:30 GMT
#17
Just, just....

just gg wp no re on that :D
[Govie] Wierd shit, on a 6 game AP winning streak with KOTL in the trench. I searched gandalf quotes and spammed them all game long, trenchwarfare247, whateva it takes!
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
August 28 2012 20:42 GMT
#18
OK, that was fucking baller. The ticket, how you handled the relationship with the girl, everything. Baller.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
Kukaracha
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
France1954 Posts
August 28 2012 21:25 GMT
#19
So you think you can just end the pidgeon story and start posting other blogs like that?
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Le long pour l'un pour l'autre est court (le mot-à-mot du mot "amour").
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
August 28 2012 21:32 GMT
#20
On August 29 2012 01:57 kafkaesque wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2012 01:50 corumjhaelen wrote:
Are you sure you're not as prejudiced as she is ?


You've go a point, reading that thread again makes me kind of an asshole, but I didn't want to bore you guys with the long and uninteresting story about encounters we had in which she expressed nothing but contempt for anything that is remotely non-standard an involves any sort of initiative.

If you are utterly indifferent about music, movies, literature, sports, games, languages, politics, history and even food, then, in my limited scope, you are a dull person.


Funny that you mention sports but don't mention fashion or celebrity gossip.
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