Emotionless after wins because he already knew they would happen, frequently loses games that he is ahead in because he remembers too late that he already lost this game in the future...
I know what you're probrably thinking, "no fair I want a fucking time machine", or maybe, "this blog is fucking gay". Wrong in both case sirs and sirs. There is no greater responsibility than controlling time my friends; the task of ensuring that Starcraft and its past/future expansions are successful is enormous. IdrA isn't the hero we want, he is the hero that has been pushed upon us forcibly.
How did this all start? When? Where? Who?
When/Where: The concept of attempting to track all IdrA's doings is ludicrous at best, although I have given it my best shot.
As far as I can tell IdrA was originally born in the late 50's where he would live a "normal"
(Read: Idra's Childhood) childhood until approximately the age of 12. I believe it was at this point that IdrA first interacted with his future self, a 54 year old man at this point. Future IdrA had gone back in time to start the IdrA Foundation, dedicated to learning more about the Korean culture under the pretense of "Intercultural Development".
IdrA's goal, fertilize the Korean homeland for the eventual introduction of Starcraft and its future expansions. Want proof? IdrA was operating under the name Dr. José Angel Cárdenas in this time period.. One of the first korean children he could get his hands on was none other than Jeadong's mother....
Oh who is this you might ask? Conveniently enough, it's momma-'dong, this image was taken directly from the idra.org about us page.
IdrA's doings between ages 14-16 are unclear, most probable conclusion is that he was fucking space hookers from the future: cuz time travel. Promptly timetravelling forward to "present day" IdrA became the Starcraft legend his future self had pre-ordained he would become. It was soon after this journey to the present that IdrA's future self stole his Careful Actuator of Time(read:time machine) in order to stop present day IdrA from diverting from his destiny. IdrA buys a C.A.T because it reminds him of his time machine and remains bitter to this day over his own deception.
While thats some pretty fucking solid proof, here is some indisputable evidence.
Future IdrA has been AFK for yearrrrssss, prolly space hookers as well. How is past IdrA to know which games to win and which to lose? Simple. Every one of IdrA's names and A.k.a's is actually a code for something which will or has happened in the history of starcraft. Every.Single.One.
IdrA-nyms: A Hidden Cypher.
Most relevant among these is the obvious message warning IdrA of this very post. O_O '
Greg IdrA Fields
iFag Dredges IRL
*I own an iPod and have dredged deep into the dark and twisted path of greg fields past life.
Greg Fields
Defilers GG
*Warns the grack of the strength of defilers in BW and Starcraft 3
Greg Idrajit Fields
JD, If Laggers I'd 'tire
*This references a personal conversation to occur between Jaedong and IdrA sometime in 2014. Yes this is discussing how IdrA would have retired if Blizz hadn't integrated LAN the previous year.... Good things coming *soon*.
Greg IdrA Fields
Did ls grief? Rage.
* A reminder from future IdrA that he would have to lose this game versus LastShadow and feign rage.
IdrA
Raid
*Fortold Raidcall sponsorship
META[meta]
In a Meta as fuck manner future IdrA taught a preschool boxer that the popular foriegn name "greg" was spelled "grack". This allowed for the plausable deniability should claims be made of his time travelling ways and codes being sent and aliens and shit also dinosaurs. Toooooo fucking bad future IdrA.
Grackson
Cranks OG
This as well as "Crank go [s]" fortells both the fact that Crank is an Original Gangster (read:kicked out of slayers for snorting coke and shooting guns), and the trip to MLG reddit will be sponsoring so that crank can go... The s is indeed a spoiler tag, so fucking meta....
Michael Grackson
Magical Rocks 'Eh?
*IdrA fortells the communities sceptical response to blizzards 2014 announcement that collapsable rocks will now explode and grant 300% damage and 40% movement speed to all units of the player willing to pay a tribute of 3 worker units AND listen to Moletrap cast the remainder of the game, headphones may NOT be removed. Only one player may gain this upgrade per match, but he/she also loses those 3, count'em, 3 workers(cuz thats the worse part -.-).
TL;DR: First off, good call; IdrA's cat is a time machine magical rocks wizards n' shit