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Watching IdrA over the past few years it is pretty fucking apparent that he can time travel.
Emotionless after wins because he already knew they would happen, frequently loses games that he is ahead in because he remembers too late that he already lost this game in the future...
I know what you're probrably thinking, "no fair I want a fucking time machine", or maybe, "this blog is fucking gay". Wrong in both case sirs and sirs. There is no greater responsibility than controlling time my friends; the task of ensuring that Starcraft and its past/future expansions are successful is enormous. IdrA isn't the hero we want, he is the hero that has been pushed upon us forcibly.
How did this all start? When? Where? Who?
When/Where: The concept of attempting to track all IdrA's doings is ludicrous at best, although I have given it my best shot.
As far as I can tell IdrA was originally born in the late 50's where he would live a "normal"
(Read: Idra's Childhood) childhood until approximately the age of 12. I believe it was at this point that IdrA first interacted with his future self, a 54 year old man at this point. Future IdrA had gone back in time to start the IdrA Foundation, dedicated to learning more about the Korean culture under the pretense of "Intercultural Development".
IdrA's goal, fertilize the Korean homeland for the eventual introduction of Starcraft and its future expansions. Want proof? IdrA was operating under the name Dr. José Angel Cárdenas in this time period.. One of the first korean children he could get his hands on was none other than Jeadong's mother....
![[image loading]](http://www.idra.org/images/stories/girl.jpg)
Oh who is this you might ask? Conveniently enough, it's momma-'dong, this image was taken directly from the idra.org about us page.
IdrA's doings between ages 14-16 are unclear, most probable conclusion is that he was fucking space hookers from the future: cuz time travel. Promptly timetravelling forward to "present day" IdrA became the Starcraft legend his future self had pre-ordained he would become. It was soon after this journey to the present that IdrA's future self stole his Careful Actuator of Time(read:time machine) in order to stop present day IdrA from diverting from his destiny. IdrA buys a C.A.T because it reminds him of his time machine and remains bitter to this day over his own deception.
While thats some pretty fucking solid proof, here is some indisputable evidence.
Future IdrA has been AFK for yearrrrssss, prolly space hookers as well. How is past IdrA to know which games to win and which to lose? Simple. Every one of IdrA's names and A.k.a's is actually a code for something which will or has happened in the history of starcraft. Every.Single.One.
IdrA-nyms: A Hidden Cypher.
Most relevant among these is the obvious message warning IdrA of this very post. O_O '
Greg IdrA Fields
iFag Dredges IRL
*I own an iPod and have dredged deep into the dark and twisted path of greg fields past life.
Greg Fields
Defilers GG
*Warns the grack of the strength of defilers in BW and Starcraft 3
Greg Idrajit Fields
JD, If Laggers I'd 'tire
*This references a personal conversation to occur between Jaedong and IdrA sometime in 2014. Yes this is discussing how IdrA would have retired if Blizz hadn't integrated LAN the previous year.... Good things coming *soon*.
Greg IdrA Fields
Did ls grief? Rage.
* A reminder from future IdrA that he would have to lose this game versus LastShadow and feign rage.
IdrA
Raid
*Fortold Raidcall sponsorship
META[meta]
In a Meta as fuck manner future IdrA taught a preschool boxer that the popular foriegn name "greg" was spelled "grack". This allowed for the plausable deniability should claims be made of his time travelling ways and codes being sent and aliens and shit also dinosaurs. Toooooo fucking bad future IdrA.
Grackson
Cranks OG
This as well as "Crank go [s]" fortells both the fact that Crank is an Original Gangster (read:kicked out of slayers for snorting coke and shooting guns), and the trip to MLG reddit will be sponsoring so that crank can go... The s is indeed a spoiler tag, so fucking meta....
Michael Grackson
Magical Rocks 'Eh?
*IdrA fortells the communities sceptical response to blizzards 2014 announcement that collapsable rocks will now explode and grant 300% damage and 40% movement speed to all units of the player willing to pay a tribute of 3 worker units AND listen to Moletrap cast the remainder of the game, headphones may NOT be removed. Only one player may gain this upgrade per match, but he/she also loses those 3, count'em, 3 workers(cuz thats the worse part -.-).
TL;DR: First off, good call; IdrA's cat is a time machine magical rocks wizards n' shit
 
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what
User was warned for this post
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I laughed so hard at the
"JD, If Laggers I'd 'tire"
So good :D
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this is legit to the legit
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This is 100% boss, but I was especially mindfucked by "Defilers GG"
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idra blogs are the best blogs
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needs a nsfw story at the end with him and tg
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On August 15 2012 15:18 Negatiive wrote:
what the hell dude?
The truth will set you free open your eyes man the goverments behind all of this
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This is so amazing. I always knew it. That's why he always looks bored when he streams. He already knows the outcome.
This is my favorite part:
"TL;DR: First off, good call; IdrA's cat is a time machine magical rocks wizards n' shit"
I love this post.
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Yes, waiter? I'll have whatever the OP is having.
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Ahaha good work man you should keep updating this over the years if you can.
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Russian Federation748 Posts
Greg Fields
Defilers GG
*Warns the grack of the strength of defilers in BW and Starcraft 3
That pun was unbelievable.
Is it also a prediction that the Viper will, in fact, suck ?
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This is pretty impressive XD
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I can confirm this not just atm.
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I found this to be quite awesome and hilarious, nicely written. I also agree with Demonhunter04, update this in the future if you get a chance to.
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what the fuck. did I just get mind fucked into a rape coma? I feel like a just ate a ghost chili and took a massive dump while drinking a lot of milk because my mouth is on fire.
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I discovered another IdrA-nym.
Release the gracken
The real neck grease
+ Show Spoiler +
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Huh... after reading this post, I'd say that, yeah, it is pretty fucking apparent...
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legitimately a mood changer.
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Ah, it's blog posts like these that go down in history as milestones! Love it!
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Brilliant. Made my morning.
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mind = blown
10/10, the logic is undeniable.
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What in the actual fuck?
Those IdrA-nyms are screwing with my mind, truly magical shit going on in this post. So meta.
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hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAH
i love u
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ROFL! this is awesome! Funniest shit ive read in a LONG time.
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On August 15 2012 14:06 Proflo wrote:
Michael Grackson
Magical Rocks 'Eh?
*IdrA fortells the communities sceptical response to blizzards 2014 announcement that collapsable rocks will now explode and grant 300% damage and 40% movement speed to all units of the player willing to pay a tribute of 3 worker units AND listen to Moletrap cast the remainder of the game, headphones may NOT be removed. Only one player may gain this upgrade per match, but he/she also loses those 3, count'em, 3 workers(cuz thats the worse part -.-).
WHY MOLETRAP... WHY. Anything except for listening to moletrap cast. I'll sac 30 workers instead.. is that ok?
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I'm so confused, oh my God.
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"Magical Rocks 'Eh?" got me laughing pretty hard, especially the moletrap part.
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lol what the hell did I just read.. Very entertaining though. Space hookers must have been the reliable source that gave most of this information up to proflo
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I haven't laughed out loud at work in a good while. Too funny ^_^y
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EG.Idra = I Raged
Classic hahahaha
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How do you even come up with this stuff? Genius!
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your Country52797 Posts
Oh, that explains it all... o_O
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Brilliant! Now all the premature gg's make so much more sense. He also probably loses track of which time period he's in, hence everything being imba and leading to statements like 'X played that game wrong" when confusing past/future matches.
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And now the OP will either soon become rich and famous or go away forever and never have existed- depending on whether 2012 is the year Greg decides that the truth shall be revealed.
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On August 16 2012 00:05 Scarecrow wrote:
Brilliant! Now all the premature gg's make so much more sense. He also probably loses track of which time period he's in, hence everything being imba and leading to statements like 'X played that game wrong" when confusing past/future matches.
I am almost positive after folding his timeline over itself so many times things get all timey wimey
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Haha this was so epic! :D thats some pretty fucking solid proof! ^_^
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hhahah this blog so awesome :D
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I suspect "good skill toi have" was no typo. I will investigate further.
(10/10, would read again)
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Anyone notice that in the "IdrA childhood" youtube link, in the super old gif the older brother looks exactly like Thorzain?
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He's like some kind of Starcraft Biff.
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Nice writeup. Many laughs were had.
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That had me cracking up the whole time 10 out of fucking 10
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Seems plausible to me.
Also, space hookers. Nice.
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i liked the amount of pun in this :D
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Makes perfect sense to me to be honest. My mind almost exploded though.
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lmao my brain just exploded and died
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i lose it at "JD, If Laggers I'd 'tire" and following explanation .. mind is gone
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This wasn't funny... At all.
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I just read the whole thing. It was riveting.
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this blog made me pretty confused... like most idra fantasy blogs ~.~
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Very well done, sir, I loled! Thanks!
5/5 would read again
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United States404 Posts
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You should probably work for the FBI
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Haven't actually, but it looks interesting...
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Grack Felds works simultaneously for the CIA and teh Killuminati?
OMG
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"Defilers GG" is 100% proof. Mind=blown
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EPT![[image loading]](http://fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Dota-2-Gneral45.jpeg)
