Sometimes they're pretentious(like this one) and other times they're really simple and basic. At first I thought they were embaressing, just because they are generally wordy and I'm not really that good at writing and english that I can get away with a thing like that. But recently I've started enjoying the silliness of them, y'know.
Anyway, back to the question: Do anyone else do this?
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To call the thing that passed between them discourse would be an insult to all dialectic regarding the nature of conversation. There were words spoken that seemingly adhered to the situation and the people involved therein, but on further investigation it was clear that neither party viewed the other as participants in the grand monolgue both were acting out with both fervor and gusto.
As is often the case when two people attempt to "discuss" with views so different, deriving from such different starting points, there was violence. But be still, gentle reader, there was not a drop of blood shed. No, this violence was of the lashing tongue variety. A technique mastered and taught through the ages by mothers and fathers alike, refined in the fires of snide remarks and forged into perfection on the anvil of pettiness.
So with no bloodshed, the foolish creatures still bled eachother dry. With thundering blows of degradation, humiliation and blame they pummeled one another to bloody pulps. Amidst the tears, the thrown vases and the overarching theme of denials, all traces of a relationship shattered, crashed, shredded and all the other words that might describe utter ruin.
Then there they stood, hollow eyed and finally empty. All the venom sucked from their aching hearts like poison from a serpents bite. What now? One of them probably asked. Perhaps the other did answer, perhaps the other did not. It did not matter. In the grand scheme of things it was that stupid remark, that first little query that set the whole mountainside tumbling.