So, people are wondering "what's going on between that punk Yoshi Kirishima and the glorious sexy Blazinghand?" Well, as we are both highly renowned englishmen streamers and posters on TL, people were wondering why were were "e-voiding" each other so much. Did we have beef? Did we get into a drunken fight? Did my date blow me off to go hang out with Yoshi? People need to know the truth! The horrible truth!
You see, the horrible truth is, Yoshi is a race traitor. I can't deal with this. Check it:
On June 27 2012 12:25 Yoshi Kirishima wrote: But anyways, thanks for the guide, I'm considering playing Protoss. My stream is even "Masters Protoss" now!
At first I thought, "oh Yoshi mus tbe joking" but surely enough he is not! yous ee we don't have a lot of terran players who can help brothas out on the forusm, and I view(ed) yoshi as a comrade at arms! a fellow helpful guy! But how WRONG I WAS!
UNDENIABLE PROOF OF YOSHI SNUBBING ME AND DODGING:
HOW COULD HE SAY THAT TO ME??? I CANNOT LET THIS FLY.
But then it GETS WORSE. Yoshi Kirishima TOTALLY stole my TOTALLY existent girlfriend, insulting my honor as an englishman a terran player! I certainly cannot let this fly.1
The Callout
Yoshi Kirishima, you have turned your back on the Terran race! Now, in our darkest hours, with our champions falling around us, you have chosen the easier, less honorable road. I once thought us brothers-at-arms, but now I know better. I cannot let this lie, for my honor as an englishman Terran player has been stained by your cruel treachery! If there is anything left in you that is good and wholesome, you will accept my challenge, and come and display that Terran pride you once knew so well.
The Logistics The showmatch will be at Sunday, Jul 01 12:00am GMT (GMT+00:00)!
Our games will be cast by none other than SeeKeR, notorious caster and LR guy extraordinaire and generally sexy fellow. His stream link is here: (link) so make sure to tune in!
The Rules
Our series will be a Bo9. I'll design the map pool, as the challenger, and you get to pick the first map, as the challenged. HERE IS WHERE OUR GLORIOUS BATTLE SHALL BE JOINED:
If you don't want to show, that's fine-- but know then that you are a disgrace to the terran help thread, to your TvP Air thread, and to everything you ever once stood for as a Terran player... I'll see you at Sunday, Jul 01 12:00am GMT (GMT+00:00)!
Poll: What punishment must the loser bear?
Massive Girl Blog (66)
50%
Four minutes of streamed dancing (44)
34%
Signature of Shame (11)
8%
Winner chooses his ladder builds (7)
5%
Other (please specify) (3)
2%
131 total votes
Your vote: What punishment must the loser bear?
(Vote): Signature of Shame (Vote): Winner chooses his ladder builds (Vote): Four minutes of streamed dancing (Vote): Massive Girl Blog (Vote): Other (please specify)
What, Terran is so bad. I will smite you with them to prove to you that Terran is bad. Protoss is the shit. Void all-in every day.
Prepare your balls... I accept your Agni Kai challenge. If I lose, you get your girlfriend back. But she's the perfect waifu so I won't let you defeat me.
On June 28 2012 08:50 Yoshi Kirishima wrote: The most bestest wife isn't much on the line?
RAAAGE
Ok how about this. The loser will have to lose 17 consecutive games on the ladder. Kekekek
That would be cool...but how about something like the winner will get to tell the loser what 15 builds or something to do on their next ladder games...and gets to cast them and talk shit the entire time.
On June 28 2012 08:50 Yoshi Kirishima wrote: The most bestest wife isn't much on the line?
RAAAGE
Ok how about this. The loser will have to lose 17 consecutive games on the ladder. Kekekek
That would be cool...but how about something like the winner will get to tell the loser what 15 builds or something to do on their next ladder games...and gets to cast them and talk shit the entire time.
Interesting :D keep the ideas coming! Maybe we can make a poll.
On June 28 2012 08:54 SeeKeR wrote: Tell u what.
I'm going to create a Live Report thread on Friday. GSL style. It's going to be sick
omg ;O this should be a weekly thing between [notable?] TL members :D
There definitely needs a prize! Here are some thoughts I have + what people have suggested:
1) Loser's forum sig is determined by the winner for the next month. 2) Loser has to play (and stream!) his next 15 ladder games with builds of the winner's choice. 3) Loser has to perform on stream a 3-4 minute dance of the winner's choice of choreography.
Not really, because Yoshi is actually good. Not sure about Blazinghand, but if it's going to be a no-winners kind of match, SeeKeR really needs to step up his game, and the punishment has to be dire.
Actually, I think if we do the girl blog route, the winner has to be involved in the story somehow.
On June 28 2012 09:08 Archas wrote: 4. Loser has to write a very embarrassing girl blog. Must sound completely sincere/serious, and be overly lengthy and prosed-up.
LoL! Loser must proclaim CombatEx as the god that he thinks he is. Haha.
Loser will get featured in my next Live Report thread. I will spare no details and humiliate him. And the winner will also be featured. I'll write about him as if he is to be the next bonjwa
(Vote): Signature of Shame (Vote): Winner chooses his ladder builds (Vote): Four minutes of streamed dancing (Vote): Massive Girl Blog (Vote): Other (please specify)
On June 28 2012 09:17 Archas wrote: Another idea: Make it a best of 8 instead of 9. If it turns out to be 4-4 in the end, then both participants must indulge in the punishment.
LOL yeah why not :D
On June 28 2012 09:53 SeeKeR wrote: I'm gonna go for other.
Create a thread asking TL to forgive CombatEX and to bring him back.
Haha xD. I would have to put it in blogs or something though unless part of the punishment is a chance at being warned/temp banned xD
On June 28 2012 09:17 Archas wrote: Another idea: Make it a best of 8 instead of 9. If it turns out to be 4-4 in the end, then both participants must indulge in the punishment.
I don't get the girl blog thing. I mean the whole fun of girl blogs is that there is a possibility that the blogger is telling the truth. We will know you guys are lying.
If you guys need a referee, I look great in zebra stripes, like I really rock that shit. I also am great at blowing whistles and yelling things at people, this one time this old guy was shopping and took something off of a shelf, but then didn't want it and didn't put it back so I decked that mother fucker while yelling foul. I'm also a SC2 expert, I can identify at least 8 units and can identify which building belongs to each race. My skills at drawing things with pings, I can draw some pretty good dicks and such on the minimap (including sideview).
So if you're interested in getting a pro referee/co caster toss me a PM, or don't, I don't need you, I'm not desperate.
You know, it really dampens the spirit of a grudgematch when Blazinghand is dishing out all sorts of trash-talk and Yoshi is just taking it like a bitch without responding in kind. :|
You should be quaking in fear, Yoshi! Since I issued the challenge, I have doubled the number of ladder games I've played this season, and moved up nearly 20 ranks.
well......hmm go um.... er.... I wanna stay neutral
mainly cause blaze might've been helpful to me in the terran help thread... and well. yoshi. cause touhou o;
I should say I'm going from T -> R, not that anyone cares (then again fuck I went from Z -> T/P (to decide which) -> T anyways) o;
what, is seeker also gonna do an LR thread for this too or something, also is seeker gonna play kpop before this match starts or something too? ;o o; ;o?
VoDs Without further ado, here are the VoDs for the series. As a note, the VoD for the first game is pretty choppy (the audio is fine, but the video is craptacular), but the rest of the games should be fine. Here's a link to the playlist, starting at game 1: (link).
If you don't feel like going to youtube, in spoilers here is the series in embedded videos. Watch these in order to relive the experience of the series!
Acknowledgements Thanks to Yoshi Kirishima for the great series. I had a lot of fun!
Much respect and thanks to SeeKeR for casting the match-- I'm watching the games now and the commentary is superb. Thank you, d3_crescentia for streaming-- when we had technical difficulties, he stepped in and saved the day. Without these two great guys we would have never gotten this off the ground.
As all our maps are community-sourced maps, I'd like to tank a moment to thank the mapmakers who made these great maps individually: Thanks to Ragoo for making TPW Doomsday. Thanks to Samrosam for making TPW Burning Altar. Thanks to ArcticRaven for making Dark Shines. Thanks to Crux_Winpark for making Crux Whirlwind. Thanks to Meltage for making TPW Silver Sands Thanks to Namrufus for making ESV Abode. Thanks to monitor for making ESV Afterglow. Thanks to funcmode for making TPW Artifice Thanks to Gfire for making ESV Golden Valley.
I hope everyone tunes in for next week's Baller Match~
Thanks Blazinghand for the BALLER MATCH idea and convincing me to play you calling me out as a punk so that I was enraged enough to want to defeat you.
And seeker/d3 for cast/streaming and all the viewers. It was a lot of fun, hopefully it was fun to view as well xD I think the casting was great.
EPT
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