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It seems that Generation Y has received much criticisms regarding the problems that plague the people that belong to said era.
The purpose of this blog however, is not to separate fact from myth or dispute the problems. One thing that I'm positive about is that the majority of Gen Y have problems with their bowel movements. Think about it. Almost all of us own a smartphone, and when we head to the toilet to do our business, we pay attention to other businesses. We go onto Facebook and get all up into other people's businesses , leaving the poor log stuck. It looks like a mole sticking it's head out of dirt.
Poll: Do you have constipation?No (43) 90% I can't tell (3) 6% Yes (2) 4% 48 total votes Your vote: Do you have constipation? (Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): I can't tell
Poll: What occupies you in the toilet?Concentrate on your need to defecate and trying to Super Sayan (28) 65% Books/Magazines (8) 19% Smartphone (5) 12% Shampoo bottle, etc (2) 5% Newspaper (0) 0% 43 total votes Your vote: What occupies you in the toilet? (Vote): Smartphone
(Vote): Books/Magazines
(Vote): Newspaper
(Vote): Shampoo bottle, etc
(Vote): Concentrate on your need to defecate and trying to Super Sayan
Share you stories on your throne. I remember I tried to go when I was really tired/out of energy. I tried to super sayan and ended up almost fainting.
 
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just go in and shit very fast, no time to "occupy" myself
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On June 02 2012 17:03 ArvickHero wrote:
just go in and shit very fast, no time to "occupy" myself
So you wait until you just can't hold it anymore?
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I'm just like ArvickHero. I never understood why people would waste so much time in toilets. I mean either you want to take a shit either you don't. If you don't, then don't go toilets, if you do then just drop your package.
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On June 02 2012 17:07 Azera wrote:Show nested quote +On June 02 2012 17:03 ArvickHero wrote:
just go in and shit very fast, no time to "occupy" myself So you wait until you just can't hold it anymore?
I don't understand lol, if I feel the need to shit then I go and just do it. I don't have to hold it to the last minute or anything ..
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Constipation is due to lack of fiber intake, young whippersnappers these days don't know how to take care of their own body and eat enough fruits and vegetables.
It also doesn't help that supermarkets nowadays are 80% processed foods which don't have much fiber either.
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at first i thought this poll was for shitting objects like shampoo bottles....i dont have constipation but shitting a phone would suck
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On June 02 2012 17:12 endy wrote:
I'm just like ArvickHero. I never understood why people would waste so much time in toilets. I mean either you want to take a shit either you don't. If you don't, then don't go toilets, if you do then just drop your package.
I thought I was weird for this too. Drop pants, unload, wipe, put pants back on. It's rare for me to take more than a minute or two in the bathroom. What's with all these people that read books and magazines while they shit?
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On June 02 2012 17:59 ShadowDrgn wrote:Show nested quote +On June 02 2012 17:12 endy wrote:
I'm just like ArvickHero. I never understood why people would waste so much time in toilets. I mean either you want to take a shit either you don't. If you don't, then don't go toilets, if you do then just drop your package. I thought I was weird for this too. Drop pants, unload, wipe, put pants back on. It's rare for me to take more than a minute or two in the bathroom. What's with all these people that read books and magazines while they shit?
What's with all these people that don't read books and magazines while they shit?
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i only do it if there is something convenient to read. actually it's nice listening to music too.
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For me going to the toilet is a moment of total relaxation, so I take my time with it (well except that one time before i had to do my part in a 150 km relay, I totally went super sayan on that bitch) and just chill and take a dump no need to hurry 
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On June 02 2012 18:06 rabidch wrote:
i only do it if there is something convenient to read. actually it's nice listening to music too.
That's interesting. With earphones or through a speaker?
On June 02 2012 18:18 Swilvan wrote:For me going to the toilet is a moment of total relaxation, so I take my time with it (well except that one time before i had to do my part in a 150 km relay, I totally went super sayan on that bitch) and just chill and take a dump no need to hurry
Yeah man, this guy knows how to take a shit.
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On June 02 2012 18:00 Azera wrote:Show nested quote +On June 02 2012 17:59 ShadowDrgn wrote:On June 02 2012 17:12 endy wrote:
I'm just like ArvickHero. I never understood why people would waste so much time in toilets. I mean either you want to take a shit either you don't. If you don't, then don't go toilets, if you do then just drop your package. I thought I was weird for this too. Drop pants, unload, wipe, put pants back on. It's rare for me to take more than a minute or two in the bathroom. What's with all these people that read books and magazines while they shit? What's with all these people that don't read books and magazines while they shit?
Yea I have to relax first, I like to take my time and produce refined work.
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On June 02 2012 17:17 Newbistic wrote:
Constipation is due to lack of fiber intake, young whippersnappers these days don't know how to take care of their own body and eat enough fruits and vegetables.
It also doesn't help that supermarkets nowadays are 80% processed foods which don't have much fiber either.
Completely agree.
If generation Y has a high percentage of people with digestive disorders, then it's a sign that many are not taking care of themselves in a proper fashion.
I think, most of generation Y has fallen into the "I can't be bothered" way of thinking. They know what their bodies need but simply do can not be bothered to do what their body needs.
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In the bathroom is where I have some of my most intimate and thorough thoughts. There's something about the process itself that enables such a production of giving birth to ideas. I've never been fully satisfied by reading newspaper of magazines, I need my quiet, thoughtful time.
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Shit in my pants, let it dry for some time, then scoop it out into the toilet. Saves me about 5 mins a day cause there's room for 2 loads which saves me a trip a day.
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On June 03 2012 00:42 SnetteL wrote:
Shit in my pants, let it dry for some time, then scoop it out into the toilet. Saves me about 5 mins a day cause there's room for 2 loads which saves me a trip a day.
It seems the efficiency of the Germans flowed over...
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On June 03 2012 00:42 SnetteL wrote:
Shit in my pants, let it dry for some time, then scoop it out into the toilet. Saves me about 5 mins a day cause there's room for 2 loads which saves me a trip a day.
reminds me of the poopsockers from WoW
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Hold it in as long as you can, then when you release it, feels like a great burden has been lifted off your shoulders.
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I was constipated a few weeks ago,, only time i can remember it being a problem..
I had no money so i had to eat only rice for five days.. Had to wait 6 days before finally pooping,, pooped 3 BIG times that day,, felt amazing.
I wanted to go buy some laxatives,, when i got to the farmacy i just couldn't.. :S
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On June 03 2012 02:24 Zinnwaldite wrote:
I was constipated a few weeks ago,, only time i can remember it being a problem..
I had no money so i had to eat only rice for five days.. Had to wait 6 days before finally pooping,, pooped 3 BIG times that day,, felt amazing.
I wanted to go buy some laxatives,, when i got to the farmacy i just couldn't.. :S
Oh god that sounds terrible!
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It usually takes me about a minute because I've been holding it in while watching/playing BW. When I stay longer I think about shit.
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On June 03 2012 02:17 Heh_ wrote:
Hold it in as long as you can, then when you release it, feels like a great burden has been lifted off your shoulders.
I'm pretty sure that's bad for you as the poop might contain stuff (preservatives and shit) that will agitate your insides leading to cancer. At least, that's what my parents told me, though that might be one of those "fan death" lies ._.
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On June 03 2012 03:40 Resisty wrote:Show nested quote +On June 03 2012 02:17 Heh_ wrote:
Hold it in as long as you can, then when you release it, feels like a great burden has been lifted off your shoulders. I'm pretty sure that's bad for you as the poop might contain stuff (preservatives and shit) that will agitate your insides leading to cancer. At least, that's what my parents told me, though that might be one of those "fan death" lies ._.
AFAIK, constipation doesn't increase the risk of cancer. There's other stuff that do, but I don't think constipation is one of them.
Anyway, don't you like the feeling of taking a big dump and (literally) feeling lighter afterwards?
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I literally said outloud, "What the fuck is this shit" after reading the topic name, and I usually don't exclaim emotions from things over the internet other then maybe a laugh.
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