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Human contender in mortal-kombat-like tournament - Page 2
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LaSt)ChAnCe
United States2179 Posts
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Vaelone
Finland4400 Posts
On April 30 2012 21:30 reapsen wrote: No "Son-Goku" Damn it all. | ||
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caradoc
Canada3022 Posts
On April 30 2012 23:53 Moliere wrote: An intergalactic fight for the future of humanity? Oh, wait... humans potentially can't cut it? Send the gorillas. Rise of the Planet of the Apes II. Yeah, I think our best bet is to pretend to be telepathically controlled by our gorilla-masters who we serve as mindless slaves. They are our intellectual superiors, and have, for the past 5 millenia utilized their vast telepathic powers to compel us to build slave-quarter cities and civilizations for their glory, while we serve as their mouthpieces. We would present to our god-gorillas' challenger, the strongest god-gorilla there is, while we quiver in awe and terror and subservience. | ||
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Vlare
748 Posts
On April 30 2012 22:45 VirgilSC2 wrote: ![[image loading]](http://images2.fanpop.com/images/polls/223000/223013_1240066071235_full.jpg) Seriously, how can you NOT send Tom Cruise? It's a win-win situation really, plus I'm sure he knows more about the aliens than anyone else. You can send this guy as his stand-in. ![[image loading]](http://cdn.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/ancient_aliens_guy.jpg) lol'd so hard. Ty for starting my day amazingly | ||
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reapsen
Germany559 Posts
My guess would be Alistair Overeem too: As a stand-in maybe Tommy Carruthers: Btw: I am very happy no one said "The Klitschko Brothers" yet! | ||
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
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ZeromuS
Canada13431 Posts
On May 01 2012 00:07 AKomrade wrote: All I see is another reason to learn necromancy to revive Bruce Lee. Why have the student when you can have his master. I would revive Yip Man. If it had to be someone alive? Perhaps Donnie Yen if you want an Asian. The dude almost single handedly made MMA popular in China. | ||
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
I'd send a shaolin monk though. Just to get us past the first round against the aliens of fluffy gumdrop planet. | ||
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Mortality
United States4790 Posts
Edit: wait, do roid monsters count? I guess Overeem would be the best choice then. | ||
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reapsen
Germany559 Posts
By the way, if we agree to send an animal, i would suggest sending an angry grizzly bear or polar bear, because they are even stronger than your average silverback gorilla. | ||
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red_
United States8474 Posts
On May 01 2012 02:37 reapsen wrote: What are Roid Monsters??! By the way, if we agree to send an animal, i would suggest sending an angry grizzly bear or polar bear, because they are even stronger than your average silverback gorilla. 440lb limit, so that eliminates bears, and most gorillas that you would want to pick(the giant alpha males). Male lions, and all of the larger tiger species are out too. We need new ideas! | ||
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Kuja
United States1759 Posts
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RoyGBiv_13
United States1275 Posts
On May 01 2012 00:07 AKomrade wrote: All I see is another reason to learn necromancy to revive Bruce Lee. Do your need any more reasons? Also, i'd hold a bloodsport style tournament and send the winner. It would probably be a UFC type. | ||
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r.Evo
Germany14081 Posts
I think we should use this event to do a favor for all mankind. :3 | ||
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bigwig123
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obesechicken13
United States10467 Posts
On May 01 2012 03:15 Kuja wrote: Also, if we send out gorrilas it would be their species that's enslaved, not ours! sense you said they are enslaved on a special level. I like the way you think. | ||
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trainRiderJ
United States615 Posts
comeonnnnnnnnnnn | ||
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Pseudoku
Canada1279 Posts
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Newbistic
China2912 Posts
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SirJolt
the Dagon Knight4016 Posts
On April 30 2012 22:45 VirgilSC2 wrote: Seriously, how can you NOT send Tom Cruise? It's a win-win situation really, plus I'm sure he knows more about the aliens than anyone else. I'm given to the understanding that Mr. Cruise is on very good terms with aliens. | ||
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