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LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
April 30 2012 15:19 GMT
#21
STEVEN SEAGAL
Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
April 30 2012 15:38 GMT
#22
On April 30 2012 21:30 reapsen wrote:
No "Son-Goku"


Damn it all.
caradoc
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada3022 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-30 15:46:41
April 30 2012 15:45 GMT
#23
On April 30 2012 23:53 Moliere wrote:
An intergalactic fight for the future of humanity? Oh, wait... humans potentially can't cut it?

Send the gorillas.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes II.


Yeah, I think our best bet is to pretend to be telepathically controlled by our gorilla-masters who we serve as mindless slaves. They are our intellectual superiors, and have, for the past 5 millenia utilized their vast telepathic powers to compel us to build slave-quarter cities and civilizations for their glory, while we serve as their mouthpieces. We would present to our god-gorillas' challenger, the strongest god-gorilla there is, while we quiver in awe and terror and subservience.
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea...
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
April 30 2012 15:47 GMT
#24
On April 30 2012 22:45 VirgilSC2 wrote:
[image loading]

Seriously, how can you NOT send Tom Cruise?

It's a win-win situation really, plus I'm sure he knows more about the aliens than anyone else.

You can send this guy as his stand-in.
[image loading]


lol'd so hard.

Ty for starting my day amazingly
Mass zerglings doesnt fail
reapsen
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany559 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-30 16:29:48
April 30 2012 16:28 GMT
#25
Haha, nice answers up until now!

My guess would be Alistair Overeem too:


As a stand-in maybe Tommy Carruthers:



Btw: I am very happy no one said "The Klitschko Brothers" yet!
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
April 30 2012 16:35 GMT
#26
Obviously we have to send this man
[image loading]
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
ZeromuS
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada13407 Posts
April 30 2012 16:54 GMT
#27
On May 01 2012 00:07 AKomrade wrote:
All I see is another reason to learn necromancy to revive Bruce Lee.


Why have the student when you can have his master. I would revive Yip Man.

If it had to be someone alive?

Perhaps Donnie Yen if you want an Asian. The dude almost single handedly made MMA popular in China.
StrategyRTS forever | @ZeromuS_plays | www.twitch.tv/Zeromus_
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-30 17:06:26
April 30 2012 17:05 GMT
#28
It wouldn't matter. We'd all probably be enslaved and be used for sex and meals after that tournament. And not the good kind of sex. They'd probably do the thing from species where their young eat us.

I'd send a shaolin monk though. Just to get us past the first round against the aliens of fluffy gumdrop planet.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-30 17:18:05
April 30 2012 17:17 GMT
#29
Anderson Silva.

Edit: wait, do roid monsters count? I guess Overeem would be the best choice then.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
reapsen
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany559 Posts
April 30 2012 17:37 GMT
#30
What are Roid Monsters??!

By the way, if we agree to send an animal, i would suggest sending an angry grizzly bear or polar bear, because they are even stronger than your average silverback gorilla.
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
April 30 2012 18:13 GMT
#31
On May 01 2012 02:37 reapsen wrote:
What are Roid Monsters??!

By the way, if we agree to send an animal, i would suggest sending an angry grizzly bear or polar bear, because they are even stronger than your average silverback gorilla.


440lb limit, so that eliminates bears, and most gorillas that you would want to pick(the giant alpha males). Male lions, and all of the larger tiger species are out too. We need new ideas!
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
Kuja
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States1759 Posts
April 30 2012 18:15 GMT
#32
Also, if we send out gorrilas it would be their species that's enslaved, not ours! sense you said they are enslaved on a special level.
“Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?”
RoyGBiv_13
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1275 Posts
April 30 2012 18:17 GMT
#33
On May 01 2012 00:07 AKomrade wrote:
All I see is another reason to learn necromancy to revive Bruce Lee.

Do your need any more reasons?

Also, i'd hold a bloodsport style tournament and send the winner. It would probably be a UFC type.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
April 30 2012 18:35 GMT
#34
Leonardo DiCaprio.

I think we should use this event to do a favor for all mankind. :3
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
bigwig123
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
163 Posts
April 30 2012 18:37 GMT
#35
fuck it send royce gracie and have him put all the aliens to sleep
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
April 30 2012 18:38 GMT
#36
On May 01 2012 03:15 Kuja wrote:
Also, if we send out gorrilas it would be their species that's enslaved, not ours! sense you said they are enslaved on a special level.

I like the way you think.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
trainRiderJ
Profile Joined August 2010
United States615 Posts
April 30 2012 19:00 GMT
#37
no honey badger?

comeonnnnnnnnnnn
Pseudoku
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada1279 Posts
April 30 2012 19:28 GMT
#38
Why not a bear?
Logic fails because we are lazy.
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
April 30 2012 19:34 GMT
#39
A small bear, starved for a while and slightly agitated would do nicely.
Logic is Overrated
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
April 30 2012 20:18 GMT
#40
On April 30 2012 22:45 VirgilSC2 wrote:
[image loading]

Seriously, how can you NOT send Tom Cruise?

It's a win-win situation really, plus I'm sure he knows more about the aliens than anyone else.


I'm given to the understanding that Mr. Cruise is on very good terms with aliens.
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