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Hey,
TeamLiquid is the only forum i'm really familiar with and I suppose this will fit here as well as anywhere else..
I feel like I need some form of advice since i'm really lost in this situation, and I don't feel like I have anyone in real life that I could talk to who could actually give me anything worth my time.
To start with i'm 26, not 16, so keep that in mind when reading, even though I sound like a 16-year-old asking for girl advice on a gaming website.. 
I have never had a real relationship (i've had one night things or a few night things after the pub..), not because i'm ugly or introvert, i've had the ability had I wanted to, but because the prospect has always scared me for some reason. I'm completely green to the whole couple thing.
Basically i'm interested in (maybe love?) this girl I work with, only problem is, she's got a boyfriend! They are not married or engaged and have only been together for 6 months. I have known this girl for 4 months.
We don't only work together, we're also friends and hang out after work from time to time, watching movies, taking walks and doing friend stuff in general.
Now some of you may think i'm full of shit, or that i'm overestimating myself grossly, but please imagine that the following is true.. I'm a good looking guy, i'm very intelligent, funny, a romantic and my "member" is atleast of avarage size and pretty good looking too, as far as members go..
I beat her current boyfriend in all of those areas, even though I cant be sure about his fellahs size, I know his shoe size is 39 (euro size), and he is a small dude in general. In my experience that tells something. I have more money aswell and lead a more interesting life (imo).
Only place where I lose to this guy is that this girl is moderatly interested in cars and I know nothing of cars, while he does. On the other hand, from what I can gather she's not all that happy with her relationship.
I would like to try relationshipping it up with this gal.
Now i'm fairly sure she's not out of my reach, but I have no idea how i'm supposed to bring up that i'm interested in her and would like to date her. I don't want to give her the impression that i'm just out to bang her, because i'm really not. I feel clueless when it comes to this. I'd be happy if I could get any help or pointers on how to approach this thing correctly without scaring her off.
Also don't take my talk about member size serious, i'm not that shallow. It was a joke (but his shoe size really is 39)!
Hlep!
 
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Honestly, just wait it out. No reason to do anything stupid when the problem will likely be solved with time.
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Being 26, I'm sure you're familiar with the friend zone. As much as you think you "beat" the other guy, he's the one with her.
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Well you don't want to embarrass yourself so your gonna need to look at her bf's dick. The best way would be to follow him around and find out what gym he goes too. Then you can look at his penis in the locker room. Try to take a picture because you might not be able to judge in the heat of the moment.
Then you can go home and compare your penis to his. Try consulting some female friends to get a better read, your desire might impair your judgement! If your penis score is higher than you can move onto the next step.
The final step is: text a picture of your dick along with a smiley face (^_^).
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Loooooooool. The first thing that struck me was the importance you placed on describing the qualities of your dick along with your other characteristics. The size of your dick IS NOT IMPORTANT. It does not make you a good lover by any means. In addition, your bashing of her current boyfriend and your cockiness was such a turn off. You sound like an self-absorbed boy.
If she has a boyfriend she is interested in him and not you. This is not ALWAYS true, but it is better to assume it than make an ass of yourself. Just keep treating her as a friend and keep it that way until they break up.
+ Show Spoiler +I am a woman, if it matters to how you consider my opinion.
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If you come on to her now, you'll lose a friend and never have a chance at a relationship.
Back off and hope you get a chance.
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lol why do you think being better than him makes you a qualified candidate? She probably knows a few guys better than you too. Sorry, makes you sound like a douche when you compare yourself to other people and automatically assume you're better.
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I think it's because you are a dick. If you are comparing yourself in every way to this girl's guy while trying to steal her away I am pretty damned sure you're just an asshole. If you're 26 and think you're in love with a girl you've known for 4 months whom you haven'y dated you are most likely confused as well. This is called infatuation. Now man up and go meet some single girls.
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On March 21 2012 09:23 Shika wrote:
I have never had a real relationship (i've had one night things or a few night things after the pub..), not because i'm ugly or introvert, i've had the ability had I wanted to, but because the prospect has always scared me for some reason. I'm completely green to the whole couple thing. Already don't believe you.
As for the rest, move on. Jesus christ. What is wrong with you?
"I'm not an introvert!"
2 paragraphs later
"I might be in love with a girl at work!"
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You're screwed, for now at least. Doesn't matter how "awesome" you think you are, it matters that her BF currently gives her something no one else does, and that beats anything your cockyness can muster.
So no, just be her friend and wait it out. Meet other women, have fun 
(Could use that last advice myself though.. sigh..)
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I may be a douche and a self-absorbed boy, you may have that opinion and maybe it's true. But that is completely irrelevant to my question.
Thanks to English and dGHaiL for the advice, i'll take that into consideration but it's not enough to deter me just yet.
And Rinny, you're genuinly funny, thanks!
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Looks like the advice here is two-fold: back off if she has a bf, and secondly-- if you want her to start being attracted to you (presumably she's not if she's interested in someone else) you might want to work on some personal issues.
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I meet and have come across other women in my life, but this is the first one i've actually been interested in. So just leaving it be and meeting other women isn't that easy.
As for my cocky attitude and general behaviour, you can't say that this is wrong and a turn off. It might be for you, but you have no real idea of what her preferances are. Apparantly i'm pleasant enough that she wants to hang out with me on her free time.
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hey what does she look like? have a sick theory but i need to know what she looks like to prove it.
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The emphasis on the size of your dong makes me foresee a failure.
And so does the comparison as you and her boyfriend were pokemons.
Looks, intelligence, all of those depend on a certain point of view.
But yes, if she's been with him for 6 months they may not be very solid. But on the other hand, you do sound full of shit (or somewhat immature).
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After some thought, I actually think i realised something.
Waiting it out is actually the best, if not the only option. I'm in the friend zone, that's a fact. I will continue being her friend and if she is actually interested, she'll come to me. If she doesn't, she is not interesting to me anymore since apparantly she's not on my wave lenght.
But while typing this, I came to another realization.. And this is probably more fodder to the you're-a-self-absorbed-deluded-douche parade. She might think that i'm out of her league. She could be afraid to risk our friendship by approaching me in that way. She could harbor feelings for ME but be afraid to take that step, just the same as I am.
Rinny: Why, like the girl version of me of course! Was that your theory?  Or maybe my mother? No, she's an ordinary looking girl, not over the top beautiful- or ugly. Looks is not the main factor i'm after in a girl, believe it or not.
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Rule 1: don't be in romantic relationships with colleagues. When (Yes, when, the statistically probable outcome) the fallout occurs it will be nasty and you will suffer severe repercussions, not to mention it being against company policy in some companies.
Rule 2: Do not challenge an existing romantic relationship. If you do, it is guaranteed that the same thing will happen with her again, but this time you'll be getting the short end of the stick.
In short, NONONONONONONONONONONO
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My theory was that you are gay based on your statement that "shes the only girl ive ever liked" and your emphasis on dicks. do yeah is she like masculine at all?
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On March 21 2012 10:11 Shika wrote:
She might think that i'm out of her league. She could be afraid to risk our friendship by approaching me in that way. She could harbor feelings for ME but be afraid to take that step, just the same as I am.
I lol'd.
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On March 21 2012 10:21 Rinny wrote:
My theory was that you are gay based on your statement that "shes the only girl ive ever liked" and your emphasis on dicks. do yeah is she like masculine at all?
I'll entertain you.
No, looks wise she's small and petite. But she's definitely "rougher" around the edges than your avarage girl. She knows how to fix a car and she's not afraid to get her hands dirty.
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hahaha this blog is awesome
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Relationships are not trophies. You do not wager the "betterness" of a partner oher another based on the criteria you present. Her boyfriend is not a trophy, you are not a trophy, she is not a trophy. All of your descriptions are vain and shallow. Granted, many relationships are vain and shallow. Maybe you'll hook up, but I have a hard time seeing anything else than a couple devoid of love.
But if you've never even had a partner, I suppose you don't even know what you're looking for. You could maybe use the practice and learn from your failures. You don't have many years left to learn. Just hope she doesn't know either.
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On March 21 2012 10:33 Chill wrote:
hahaha this blog is awesome
I agree, it's funny.
I have enough self awareness that I can see why the way i'm presenting myself and my relationship issues is funny, I also understand why people feel the way they do towards me. I laugh with the rest of you over the comments about comparing myself to the girls BF like we're pokemons and my seemingly world diconnected view on certain matters. I would laugh at this blog if it was written by someone else and I do laugh even though it's written by me
I would laugh at a guy writing the following lines and question if people like that exists in the real world:
I consider myself very intelligent and aware in a lot of fields. I was very good at sports as a boy, popular among the other kids (I still have a good amount of friends that can stand me) and i'm a good listener. I have a sick memory and i'm really good at math. I'm thinking about writing a novel and i'm confident people would read and appriciate it if I went through with it.
Like I said, i'm confident and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm also confident that I know where my weak points are.
I'm a complete novice at relationships and i'm eager to learn. I take in what you people say, I really do.
There you go!
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On March 21 2012 10:11 Shika wrote:After some thought, I actually think i realised something. Waiting it out is actually the best, if not the only option. I'm in the friend zone, that's a fact. I will continue being her friend and if she is actually interested, she'll come to me. If she doesn't, she is not interesting to me anymore since apparantly she's not on my wave lenght. But while typing this, I came to another realization.. And this is probably more fodder to the you're-a-self-absorbed-deluded-douche parade. She might think that i'm out of her league. She could be afraid to risk our friendship by approaching me in that way. She could harbor feelings for ME but be afraid to take that step, just the same as I am. Rinny: Why, like the girl version of me of course! Was that your theory? Or maybe my mother? No, she's an ordinary looking girl, not over the top beautiful- or ugly. Looks is not the main factor i'm after in a girl, believe it or not.
You're actually pretty delusional, but that's beside the point.
The important things here are: You're in the friendzone, just be her friend dude, being a girl's friend is a nice thing, and you can find someone else. And the second important thing is that she's in a relationship. You wouldn't want some cocky douchebag taking your girl, that's against the bro-code.
In all seriousness, it's got "trouble" painted all over it, wait it out, and if you still want her, you can do it the traditional, nicer way.
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On March 21 2012 10:41 sapht wrote:
Relationships are not trophies. You do not wager the "betterness" of a partner oher another based on the criteria you present. Her boyfriend is not a trophy, you are not a trophy, she is not a trophy. All of your descriptions are vain and shallow. Granted, many relationships are vain and shallow. Maybe you'll hook up, but I have a hard time seeing anything else than a couple devoid of love.
But if you've never even had a partner, I suppose you don't even know what you're looking for. You could maybe use the practice and learn from your failures. You don't have many years left to learn. Just hope she doesn't know either.
What you say about relationships is true, but you have completely misunderstood me.
I don't view them as trophy's, if I did I wouldn't have been so reluctant to get into a relationship until now, would I?
What i'm looking for is a girl to share my life with, someone to laugh and cry with. Someone I can talk about anything with and ultimately raise a family with. Someone to love. My english is not good enough to describe it further.
I'm not certain this girl is it, but I feel like she could be and i'd like to know if that's the case. Maybe i'll never find a girl I really love or who one who loves me. That's a possibility too.
Edit: I need to sleep now, thank you guys and gals for the help. I'll slow down and appriciate this girl as the great friend she is. It doesn't have to go further than that, if it doesn't it probably wasn't meant to be, and if it does, well then it does.
And yeah, I probably am immature, I have a lot to learn still.
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Allright I pondered for a while if I would respond seriously or not, this looks quite unreal tbh. If all this is true and there was leagues for dating you would be in placement matchs, or you wouldn't have bought SC2 yet and still believe Reapers are the best unit ever.
But let's move on, I'm in a good mood and I'll give you some advices that you should follow seriously:
Basically i'm interested in (maybe love?) this girl I work with, only problem is, she's got a boyfriend! They are not married or engaged and have only been together for 6 months. I have known this girl for 4 months.
It's unrealistic to speak about love before really being in a relationship, forget about Disney romance. You should wait for a relationship with someone to say you love her otherwise it's like saying you love Caviar because it looks yummy but never tasted it.
Also, my guts tells me it's just you never having a relationship that is speaking here, craving for one.
We don't only work together, we're also friends and hang out after work from time to time, watching movies, taking walks and doing friend stuff in general.
Yep, friend zone. You are categorized as a friend, suddenly asking to be her lover is wrong wrong wrong. Guess what ? How do you not become a friend but a lover ? By acting as such.
On top of that she has a boyfriend ? Please dude just move on and find a nice single girl. If you were Casanova I would gladly believe you could somewhat turn the situation over but now ?
You gave yourself a good advice:
Waiting it out is actually the best, if not the only option. I'm in the friend zone, that's a fact. I will continue being her friend and if she is actually interested, she'll come to me. If she doesn't, she is not interesting to me anymore since apparantly she's not on my wave lenght.
And I can gamble 10$ right here that nothing will happen. Just move on to another girl, please... for your sake.
Really this is my best advice ever:
move on and find a nice single girl.
As a general principle, don't hit on colleagues nor engaged girls. At best, just plant seeds with them and let it come eventually.
Now some of you may think i'm full of shit, or that i'm overestimating myself grossly, but please imagine that the following is true.. I'm a good looking guy, i'm very intelligent, funny, a romantic and my "member" is atleast of avarage size and pretty good looking too, as far as members go..
I beat her current boyfriend in all of those areas, even though I cant be sure about his fellahs size, I know his shoe size is 39 (euro size), and he is a small dude in general. In my experience that tells something. I have more money aswell and lead a more interesting life (imo).
And still he's dating while you don't. Please don't compare yourself to girls' boyfriends and then secretly tell us on TL, that's 100% pathetic. Go out, meet girls that are single. Or subscribe to a dating website.
What you are doing here is saying:
Oh I'm taller, smarter, bigger cock therefore I should be better in Basketball but I never tried it.
This is so stupid I can't even... Dating and meeting women is a skill. It is not a right given by materialistic features and characteristics.
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Well, you tallied everything up, yet she is dating someone else and not you. The reason is obvious: despite his shoe size, the boyfriend has a big dick. I think the only logical course of action for you take is to de-pants him and compare sizes. If he has you beat, just give up. If yours is bigger, flash the girl the next time you see her and she will realize that you are better in every aspect and will dump her boyfriend.
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Lol, why would you even go to the trouble of knowing someone else's shoe size for god's sake? Seriously?
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Why are we talking about dicks. Holy shit, as long as you're not Centimeter Peter no one fucking cares.
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Number one, you should not date a person from your work, as I believe it is against the rules in many workplaces. Probably needs confirming though.
Number two, you should not try to steal her. Wait for her to break up. Don't come swooping down like the prince charming you think you are and whisk her away from her crappy relationship.
Number three, you come off as kind of an asshole by asking for help stealing a girl.
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On March 21 2012 09:33 RedJustice wrote:Loooooooool. The first thing that struck me was the importance you placed on describing the qualities of your dick along with your other characteristics. The size of your dick IS NOT IMPORTANT. It does not make you a good lover by any means. In addition, your bashing of her current boyfriend and your cockiness was such a turn off. You sound like an self-absorbed boy. If she has a boyfriend she is interested in him and not you. This is not ALWAYS true, but it is better to assume it than make an ass of yourself. Just keep treating her as a friend and keep it that way until they break up. + Show Spoiler +I am a woman, if it matters to how you consider my opinion.
^This person is very insightful.
Also not to sound like a dick, but don't let her see this blog, EVER. Because you come off sounding like an immature kid. Also you should probably ask yourself if the only reason why you get along with her so well is because you wanna get into her pants. If your answer is "yes", then you should probably move on.
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Neck up ya dog, drop your pants n show her ya big dick stop bein a pussy and get dirty.
Start droppin jokes lad ,' my piston needs a good oilin' (look up piston if u don't know what it is'
She sounds more than qualified for the job.
Show some interest in her, be open about ur attraction to her small petite body that you want to ravage, if ur friends for too long your dusty dick will stay as it is
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On March 21 2012 11:02 Shika wrote:i'm a good listener. I have a sick memory and i'm really good at math. I'm thinking about writing a novel and i'm confident people would read and appriciate it if I went through with it.
Such a boss!
Your penis size is completely irrelevant and I've never heard a guy say they thought their penis was comparatively good looking (I wouldn't know, the only penises I see are in porn and that's hardly the standard). You portray yourself as all but flawless outside of relationships and with good self-awareness (I call bullshit here). I'm surprised any of your friends can still stand you.
On March 21 2012 09:23 Shika wrote:
I beat her current boyfriend in all of those areas, even though I cant be sure about his fellahs size, I know his shoe size is 39 (euro size), and he is a small dude in general. In my experience that tells something. I have more money aswell and lead a more interesting life (imo).
I'd be willing to put money on him being better relationship material and a nicer guy. You're just the cocky boy toy this girl likes to imagine a fling with.
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Too bad you fail in every category compared to me. Ah well not everyone can be this awesome.
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Realistically you're not going to know what you are up against until you confront him directly. Be casual about it, but don't do it in a public place. Probably take yours out first, so he feels more comfortable. Once he reciprocates you'll know if you have a chance. Gl mate.
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There's nothing wrong with letting her know you have a thing for her. Just don't be surprised if she doesn't reciprocate. This guy who's "inferior" to you has something you'll (probably) never have: a relationship with her. And people don't just abandon their relationships just because they met someone "better". And if they did, that's not someone I would want to have a relationship anyways.
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I have a sick memory and i'm really good at math. I'm thinking about writing a novel and i'm confident people would read and appriciate it if I went through with it.
Oh, you didn't mention you were good at math in the OP. In that case, go for it.
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I suggest hinting to her, or outright saying "I think I have a crush on you". Be warned though, this action might destroy your friendship. Or she might date you, and be the "one". Sometimes taking risks can pay off, or backfire.
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don't act on it, and don't say anything about it. the best course of action is to just be happy about having a good friend. and if something comes up, that is a plus. i had a similar thing going on for a while and i let myself get hung up on it. looking back i wish i had not-- but i did end up with the girl eventually.. but it was a long time of frustration and jealousy that i'd never want to go back to
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You remind me of a certain copy pasta on 4chan. It starts with: "sup faggots, my name is John", look it up. My take on this is, if you succeed in stealing the girl from the other dude, just keep in mind, that even though you might think you're good, you're not perfect. And when someone better comes along, he might do the same as you did. Her behaviour will most likely stay the same regardless of what boy she's with, so if she goes with the better one, you could be the victim too.
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Half of my girlfriends had boyfriends when I started becoming friends with them/ hitting on them and then they eventually just would break up with their boyfriend and start dating me a couple weeks later. So just keep doing what your doing and don't press the issue yet. This whole process I explained only takes less than two months.
So if its after a couple months of this going on shes either not interested in you, or you gotta go in for the kill, and tell her you want her.
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I hope TL forgives me for posting a meme but this sums up my thoughts perfectly:
![[image loading]](http://www.maxrev.de/files/2012/02/not_sure_if_trolling_or_just_retardedjpgpagespeedcejioi5hsumh.jpg)
User was warned for this post
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If you're halfway serious, Sweden must be a hilarious place to live.
Why shouldn't she ditch her boyfriend for you, after weighing all the evidence available to you, you're quite convinced that your penis is bigger than his.
*shakes head* I read this once and didn't even clue in you were talking about your dick.
+ Show Spoiler +I get the feeling this is the second troll I've succumbed to so far on TL today
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On March 21 2012 11:39 rezoacken wrote:
As a general principle, don't hit on colleagues nor engaged girls. At best, just plant seeds with them and let it come eventually.
Not... you know... literally.
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Hahaha I'm going to agree with craaaack up above. Pretty sure such a great and interesting person with amazing dong would actually look for advice online about dating. Sounds like chicks would be flocking to him like white on rice.
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You obviously can't get a girl if you wanted if you are thinking you are possibly in love with a girl from work who you are friends with and has a boyfriend. If you could, you'd realise that you can just walk outside and find plenty of girls just as attractive/more attractive than the one you've chosen, who isn't even single.
On March 21 2012 16:04 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +I have a sick memory and i'm really good at math. I'm thinking about writing a novel and i'm confident people would read and appriciate it if I went through with it. Oh, you didn't mention you were good at math in the OP. In that case, go for it.
Hahahaha.
<3 this thread.
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On March 21 2012 21:40 Mementoss wrote:
Half of my girlfriends had boyfriends when I started becoming friends with them/ hitting on them and then they eventually just would break up with their boyfriend and start dating me a couple weeks later. So just keep doing what your doing and don't press the issue yet. This whole process I explained only takes less than two months.
So if its after a couple months of this going on shes either not interested in you, or you gotta go in for the kill, and tell her you want her.
And these are some stories I would be interested in hearing. How many is half of your girlfriends?
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1. This blog delivers.
2. See image at the top of this thread.
3. Real reply: okay, so this is kind of unusual here. If you do succeed in taking her over, then imagine her current (and would be ex in the future if you should succeed) boyfriend making a girl blog here on TL. Now, that's a typical girl blog that you'd see on TL. In regards to your situation - if you're willing to play, then play fair. Don't drug her into uhhh you know and yeah play fair and legal and stay out of trouble, but within those bounds you can still play. Hang out, show her how awesome you are but don't flaunt it. Playing it won't come for free, you'll have to pay the price of being marked a probably-a-douchebag by her current boyfriend and people around you.
4. Remember: even if you succeed... what's stolen will probably be stolen again.
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I'm gonna need to see pics with size 39 shoes on ach of your heads for confirmation
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On March 21 2012 11:02 Shika wrote:I agree, it's funny. I have enough self awareness that I can see why the way i'm presenting myself and my relationship issues is funny, I also understand why people feel the way they do towards me. I laugh with the rest of you over the comments about comparing myself to the girls BF like we're pokemons and my seemingly world diconnected view on certain matters. I would laugh at this blog if it was written by someone else and I do laugh even though it's written by me I would laugh at a guy writing the following lines and question if people like that exists in the real world: I consider myself very intelligent and aware in a lot of fields. I was very good at sports as a boy, popular among the other kids (I still have a good amount of friends that can stand me) and i'm a good listener. I have a sick memory and i'm really good at math. I'm thinking about writing a novel and i'm confident people would read and appriciate it if I went through with it. Like I said, i'm confident and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm also confident that I know where my weak points are. I'm a complete novice at relationships and i'm eager to learn. I take in what you people say, I really do. There you go!
them - you = them
you = 0
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On March 22 2012 02:56 Chill wrote:Show nested quote +On March 21 2012 11:02 Shika wrote:On March 21 2012 10:33 Chill wrote:
hahaha this blog is awesome I agree, it's funny. I have enough self awareness that I can see why the way i'm presenting myself and my relationship issues is funny, I also understand why people feel the way they do towards me. I laugh with the rest of you over the comments about comparing myself to the girls BF like we're pokemons and my seemingly world diconnected view on certain matters. I would laugh at this blog if it was written by someone else and I do laugh even though it's written by me I would laugh at a guy writing the following lines and question if people like that exists in the real world: I consider myself very intelligent and aware in a lot of fields. I was very good at sports as a boy, popular among the other kids (I still have a good amount of friends that can stand me) and i'm a good listener. I have a sick memory and i'm really good at math. I'm thinking about writing a novel and i'm confident people would read and appriciate it if I went through with it. Like I said, i'm confident and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm also confident that I know where my weak points are. I'm a complete novice at relationships and i'm eager to learn. I take in what you people say, I really do. There you go! them - you = them you = 0
U + Me = Us. I know my calculus.
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I don't understand OP you're in Sweden where the women are fine and a lot of men are gay and you're worrying about this one girl?
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Had a guy try this once on my girlfriend, and she felt absolutely terrible about it. She feels like she lost a friend and accidentally lead on some guy. I feel like caving in his skull.
Respect their relationship and be patient. Don't be a douche.
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On March 21 2012 16:04 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +I have a sick memory and i'm really good at math. I'm thinking about writing a novel and i'm confident people would read and appriciate it if I went through with it. Oh, you didn't mention you were good at math in the OP. In that case, go for it.
i love this post so much
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On March 22 2012 03:22 htn2481 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 22 2012 02:56 Chill wrote:On March 21 2012 11:02 Shika wrote:On March 21 2012 10:33 Chill wrote:
hahaha this blog is awesome I agree, it's funny. I have enough self awareness that I can see why the way i'm presenting myself and my relationship issues is funny, I also understand why people feel the way they do towards me. I laugh with the rest of you over the comments about comparing myself to the girls BF like we're pokemons and my seemingly world diconnected view on certain matters. I would laugh at this blog if it was written by someone else and I do laugh even though it's written by me I would laugh at a guy writing the following lines and question if people like that exists in the real world: I consider myself very intelligent and aware in a lot of fields. I was very good at sports as a boy, popular among the other kids (I still have a good amount of friends that can stand me) and i'm a good listener. I have a sick memory and i'm really good at math. I'm thinking about writing a novel and i'm confident people would read and appriciate it if I went through with it. Like I said, i'm confident and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm also confident that I know where my weak points are. I'm a complete novice at relationships and i'm eager to learn. I take in what you people say, I really do. There you go! them - you = them you = 0 U + Me = Us. I know my calculus.
OMG LOL I MEMBER THAT SONG. (my use of the word "member" shares absolutely 0 resemblence to the use of "member" in OP.
This thread is hilarious..
PS... if you think u have him "beat"... why is she with HIM ? Cause she obviously doesn't think you do.
Also the fact that you say ur "in love" with a girl, who is taken, and u never even dated... = ur just horny, not in love. Lol sry.
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You just sound like an immature dick to me. No wonder she's with him instead of you.
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On March 21 2012 12:34 Scarecrow wrote:
I'd be willing to put money on him being better relationship material and a nicer guy. You're just the cocky boy toy this girl likes to imagine a fling with.
Sometimes answers to page long posts can be so simple
Thanks for being so spot on!
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the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
On March 21 2012 09:33 RedJustice wrote:
I am a woman, if it matters to how you consider my opinion.
Wow, I can't believe you snagged RedJustice with this. I mean, I don't want anyone to assume I'm trying particularly hard to sell myself here or anything, but I fancy myself a pretty good poster. I do my best to comment incisively, as well as to offer good advice, where people ask for it. Perhaps most importantly, my overall blog rating is atleast average and, if I do say so myself, pretty well deserved.
I'm pretty sure I beat the current blog in all of those areas, though I suppose I can't be too sure about his blog rating. His blog is only around four hundred words, and his posts are pretty small in general... In my experience, that tells you something about a guy.
P.S. I am super wealthy and 100% cooler in every way.
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Oh the heavens have blessed me with another good read &^
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Zurich15325 Posts
RedJustice are you seriously saying size does not matter? And you are sure you are a woman?
On topic: I am glad the true art of girl blogging is not lost and still going strong.
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On March 23 2012 20:09 SirJolt wrote:Show nested quote +On March 21 2012 09:33 RedJustice wrote:
I am a woman, if it matters to how you consider my opinion. Wow, I can't believe you snagged RedJustice with this. I mean, I don't want anyone to assume I'm trying particularly hard to sell myself here or anything, but I fancy myself a pretty good poster. I do my best to comment incisively, as well as to offer good advice, where people ask for it. Perhaps most importantly, my overall blog rating is atleast average and, if I do say so myself, pretty well deserved. I'm pretty sure I beat the current blog in all of those areas, though I suppose I can't be too sure about his blog rating. His blog is only around four hundred words, and his posts are pretty small in general... In my experience, that tells you something about a guy. P.S. I am super wealthy and 100% cooler in every way.
haha
On March 21 2012 21:54 craaaaack wrote:
I hope TL forgives me for posting a meme but this sums up my thoughts perfectly:
"not sure if trolling or just retarded"
User was warned for this post
also i second that.
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If you start comparing that I really don't think you want anything other than sex from this relationship. Also, you're not better in every way if she's with him and not you. He has confidence. You don't. Also, you think you're better than her. That's a good way to run a relationship. Typical girl blog though.
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OP, You have to fall down from your self-illusioned heaven and come closer to earth. You must become more reachable if you are ever to find a true love on this planet. Normal people fall in love with equally normal people - whatever "normal" would mean to them.
You can't win love with your great accomplishments. Your abilities are useless, if you don't know how to love. In my opinion, you should start with re-thinking your priorities and what exactly would you give to this girl. Sometimes girls don't go after fame and fortune, some people just want a normal and fun life.
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On March 22 2012 03:40 CecilSunkure wrote:
Had a guy try this once on my girlfriend, and she felt absolutely terrible about it. She feels like she lost a friend and accidentally lead on some guy. I feel like caving in his skull.
Respect their relationship and be patient. Don't be a douche.
Yo, this guy said it perfectly.
If you steal her away from him by casually making a move and making her realize that you're "better"(?????????) than her current boyfriend, then you're just asking for that to happen to you eventually - and maybe by the same girl down the road.
How would you feel if some dude did that to you? I know you said you haven't had a lot of relationship experience, but i'm sure you can still imagine that that would suck.
If you want to date a girl who is legit, and who won't just leave her bf cause something "better" comes along, then you're guna be polite about it and respect their relationship.
Back when my wife was just my gf, she would hang out with this one dude from work and his friends (guys and girls) after work. I was out of town finishing a class at a different school and she told me that they would hang out a lot. At first, i thought, "meh, they just sound like good friends, what do i care who she hangs out with". But the more she hung out with this dude, the more it seemed to me (from the stories she told me) that he actually liked her and was trying to "win her over while her bf was out of town".
I told her that this is what i thought was happening. And after she thought about it, she felt like that could be a legit explanation for their relationship.
She backed off a bit from hanging out with him to honor my concern. The next time i came home to visit, i walked into the restaurant where they worked and met this kid and you should have seen the look on his face. It was a classic buck meets buck confrontation that you'd watch on discovery channel, but there was no fighting involved cause i put him in his place with one look.
I met him with a kind look, a handshake, and a "Oh yeah, Cat's told me a lot about you we should all go out for drinks some time" (If you think you're guna steal my girl a way from me, you've got another thing comin, i'll f--k you up.)
After i met him, he never asked to hang out with her again. He just slithered away like a coward. So that shows me that a) all he did want was to steal her away b) he didn't really care for her, he was just a punk.
I hope you're not like the guy in my story. I hope you have integrity and honor.
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On March 21 2012 09:23 Shika wrote:
Basically i'm interested in (maybe love?) this girl I work with, only problem is, she's got a boyfriend! They are not married or engaged and have only been together for 6 months. I have known this girl for 4 months.
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I would like to try relationshipping it up with this gal.
nope, sorry, that one's occupied. try another one.
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Well, as a biology student, I'll go over an evolutionary method of obtaining a mate. Since we're all animals, and any female mammal has a strongly vested interest in the quality of her offspring, we must default to the primal basis of our human nature.
Step 1: Reassure her of your capacity as a father. Tell her how much you love children, commitment, and parenthood.
Step 2: Inform her of your quality and fitness as a mate. Make sure she knows the size of your penis, the quality and quantity of your sperm, and how much testosterone courses through your veins.
Step 3: Competition. You must out-compete your rival mate and become the alpha male to secure mating rights. Challenge him to a duel. Obliterate them. Mark your territory, and claim her as your own.
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On March 24 2012 06:14 theshortone wrote:
Well, as a biology student, I'll go over an evolutionary method of obtaining a mate. Since we're all animals, and any female mammal has a strongly vested interest in the quality of her offspring, we must default to the primal basis of our human nature.
Step 1: Reassure her of your capacity as a father. Tell her how much you love children, commitment, and parenthood.
Step 2: Inform her of your quality and fitness as a mate. Make sure she knows the size of your penis, the quality and quantity of your sperm, and how much testosterone courses through your veins.
Step 3: Competition. You must out-compete your rival mate and become the alpha male to secure mating rights. Challenge him to a duel. Obliterate them. Mark your territory, and claim her as your own.
I can testify that this works like a charm. I have done it a multitude of times (20+). It has never failed.
I find it quicker to swap steps 1 and 2.
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On March 24 2012 06:45 Cyber_Cheese wrote:Show nested quote +On March 24 2012 06:14 theshortone wrote:
Well, as a biology student, I'll go over an evolutionary method of obtaining a mate. Since we're all animals, and any female mammal has a strongly vested interest in the quality of her offspring, we must default to the primal basis of our human nature.
Step 1: Reassure her of your capacity as a father. Tell her how much you love children, commitment, and parenthood.
Step 2: Inform her of your quality and fitness as a mate. Make sure she knows the size of your penis, the quality and quantity of your sperm, and how much testosterone courses through your veins.
Step 3: Competition. You must out-compete your rival mate and become the alpha male to secure mating rights. Challenge him to a duel. Obliterate them. Mark your territory, and claim her as your own. I can testify that this works like a charm. I have done it a multitude of times (20+), it has never failed. I find it quicker to swap steps 1 and 2.
That would mean showing up naked at her door, having a random child from the street standing next to me and proceed to punch dat other man right in the face? This would make all women fall for me?
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On March 24 2012 06:52 Xiron wrote:Show nested quote +On March 24 2012 06:45 Cyber_Cheese wrote:On March 24 2012 06:14 theshortone wrote:
Well, as a biology student, I'll go over an evolutionary method of obtaining a mate. Since we're all animals, and any female mammal has a strongly vested interest in the quality of her offspring, we must default to the primal basis of our human nature.
Step 1: Reassure her of your capacity as a father. Tell her how much you love children, commitment, and parenthood.
Step 2: Inform her of your quality and fitness as a mate. Make sure she knows the size of your penis, the quality and quantity of your sperm, and how much testosterone courses through your veins.
Step 3: Competition. You must out-compete your rival mate and become the alpha male to secure mating rights. Challenge him to a duel. Obliterate them. Mark your territory, and claim her as your own. I can testify that this works like a charm. I have done it a multitude of times (20+), it has never failed. I find it quicker to swap steps 1 and 2. That would mean showing up naked at her door, having a random child from the street standing next to me and proceed to punch dat other man right in the face? This would make all women fall for me?
Essentially, yes.
Things to look out for, in order:
1) Have the child well dressed, make it look well off.
2) 'Stand tall'. You don't want to make a bad impression.
3) It can't be a sucker punch, do not take the male by surprise.
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I am in a similar position the girl I like has a boyfriend and they fight alot and I think they only thing keeping their relationship by a thread is their sex life.
Currently im just being her closest friend and hanging out with her whenever I can and hoping pretty much. Good luck with your situation I really dont know what to do in mine.
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jesus ...
you're 26 and posting this?
She's taken. End of.
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