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PleasureImWallace
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada45 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-14 13:20:08
February 14 2012 11:19 GMT
#1
Pleasure, I'm Wallace,

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And The Number Of Times I've Needed This Link Since January Is Stupid.

I'm here to share with you some important life lessons, that I myself have learned the hard way in the past month or so.

1) No matter how fast you think you can take a pee, leaving your laptop and headphones alone on a desk in a public building at 5:30AM is not a safe thing to do

ASIDE: My old TL account was CharlieBrownSC2, but I said fuck it and made a new one when I couldn't remember my password

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See you laptop, see you headphones, I'll miss you (As will the MASSIVE gap in my bank account)

And as shady as it is, when reporting something stolen, always make up a bullshit story so that it's a little your fault as possible. Otherwise visa won't give you their stolen-goods coverage money

If I ever find the guy that took it, I swear I'm getting arrested for something
What a dick

Fack.


2) If you're ordering something online, don't be in a hurry to receive it

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  • Create list of desktop parts, all pricematched from NCIX, and order them, on a tuesday
  • Wait until thursday to hear that your price-matches went through
  • Wait until friday to hear that you wrote the wrong phone number down on your credit card (And that visa-debit sucks weiners). Just in time for them to close for the weekend


Fack.


3) If you get accepted into two programs in the same faculty of a school, where one is harder than the other, pick the hard one. It's easier to switch down than up

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I go to uwaterloo, and was originally accepted into computer science and honours math (spec. Actuarial Science.) Not knowing which I wanted, I picked honours math, but took cs-major-level computer classes, figuring I could just switch back and forth as I please

But, I can't, switching into comp.sci is way harder than switching out, which is turning out to be a huge pain the neck.

Fack.


4) Even if you're not using them to apply to other schools/grad schools, marks can matter

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Like when you have a 54% average in your core math courses (algebra != my forte), but need a 65% to transfer to cs

Fack.


5) Calendars are only a good way to keep organised if you write down the right dates in them

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AND NOT MIX UP WHEN ALL YOUR COURSES ASSIGNMENTS ARE DUE AND MISS 4 ASSIGNMENTS IN A WEEK.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.


Honestly if I don't get my transfer into CS accepted I'm dropping out of school.

Cheers,
Wallace


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CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE GROMIT
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
February 14 2012 11:28 GMT
#2
what kind of public building was this?
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
ohsea.toc
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Australia344 Posts
February 14 2012 11:32 GMT
#3
Wallace and vomit.
Clip, clop, Camelot.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
February 14 2012 11:34 GMT
#4
Pass the cheese, Vomit.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2396 Posts
February 14 2012 12:48 GMT
#5
You're creating problems for yourself.

Stop that.
The original Bogus fan.
PleasureImWallace
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada45 Posts
February 14 2012 13:48 GMT
#6
On February 14 2012 20:28 RogerX wrote:
what kind of public building was this?


Math and Computer Building in the center of campus
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE GROMIT
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
February 14 2012 13:57 GMT
#7
Damn, :/ best of luck in your future endeavors. Remember, its a roller coaster ride.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Horrde
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada302 Posts
February 14 2012 14:44 GMT
#8
Lol, imo these are life lessons that you don't need to make mistakes to learn from.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
February 14 2012 17:11 GMT
#9
On February 14 2012 23:44 Horrde wrote:
Lol, imo these are life lessons that you don't need to make mistakes to learn from.


I'll say, sounds like a rough time
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
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