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Caladbolg
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February 02 2012 17:02 GMT
#41
Nestea's the coolest one of them all :D
"I don't like the word prodigy at all. To me prodigy sounds like a person who was 'gifted' all these things rather than a person who earned all these talents by hard training... I must train harder to reach my goal." - Flash
icezar
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February 02 2012 17:23 GMT
#42
wow! so nice! thanks!
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February 02 2012 17:28 GMT
#43
i loved this blog!!! 5/5
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February 02 2012 17:33 GMT
#44
Nice. Can't wait for StarCraft 2 to be readopted as a Shakespearian play.
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February 02 2012 17:43 GMT
#45
effort most extraordinary
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February 02 2012 17:46 GMT
#46
hahahahaha
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February 02 2012 17:52 GMT
#47
you nerd.

you awesome awesome nerd.
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February 02 2012 17:54 GMT
#48
Wow the effort put into that, I salute you, very entertaining.

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February 02 2012 18:38 GMT
#49
hahahaha this great!
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February 02 2012 18:43 GMT
#50
This is amazing ^^
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February 02 2012 18:44 GMT
#51
approve!
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February 02 2012 18:44 GMT
#52
well done. Truly a masterpiece that rivals Shakespeare.
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February 02 2012 18:52 GMT
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February 02 2012 18:57 GMT
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February 02 2012 19:54 GMT
#55
On February 02 2012 22:37 mizU wrote:
HA a valiant attempt.


nicely done actually...

Definitely read THAT in a British accent...


Which one?
deathly rat
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
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February 02 2012 20:17 GMT
#56
"Choya: Wouldst thou receive my all-in, cousin?"

double-entendre worthy of Shakespeare
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February 02 2012 20:44 GMT
#57
Thou didst truly incite much laughter from me. I pray thee, fair Art Pimp, accept mine proclamations of everlasting love ♥
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Last Edited: 2012-02-02 21:01:21
February 02 2012 21:00 GMT
#58
LOL nice!

But how the hell are Zerg players whining about zvp?
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
February 02 2012 23:39 GMT
#59
On February 02 2012 23:25 pPingu wrote:
This needs illustrations

5/5

I agree with this man!!
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Selendis
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia509 Posts
February 02 2012 23:47 GMT
#60
On February 03 2012 00:50 mbr2321 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 02 2012 22:36 SirJolt wrote:
Choya (aside): Indeed, I must admit that Immortals are prodigious strong. Protoss is formidable these days, but it still depends on who uses it. Inarguably impotent when I use it!


I feel like this would have been better in a couplet in iambic pentameter. Maybe something like:

Choya (aside: )
Perhaps, in truth, immortals can't go wrong,
But in my hands is Protoss not so strong!

Choya (aside: )
If I could make this graceful tactic lame
Then thou shoudst hate the player, not the game.

Choya (aside: )
I still would lose to Zerg save in my dream,
But there's a reason that I coach the team.

EDIT: changed to : )


I agree, let's see some iambic pentameter!

Anyway, 5/5 I love your latest blog post.
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