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Blacktion
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom1148 Posts
February 03 2012 20:11 GMT
#121
On February 03 2012 23:32 jarhead271 wrote:
Haha. Holy piss. Absolutely classic

"Wouldst thou receive my all-in, cousin?

That phrase needs to be ..... immortalized.


We need an all in Day9 daily where you have to say that to your opponent before attacking.
Where's Boxer, there's victory! - figq
Jedclark
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom903 Posts
February 03 2012 20:51 GMT
#122
On February 02 2012 22:56 Mobius_1 wrote:
Rofl that didn't take long.

"Truly a masterpiece not seen since Shakespeare himself. The tragic fall of Mvp portrayed in gut-wrenching detail by the ever excellent David Tenant. SirJolt brings refreshing Irish flair and traditional English eloquence to Covent Garden yet again. 4 Stars."
-Evening Standard

"(Some actress, that's how much I know about theatre) gives the performance of a lifetime as the engimatic and enchanting Jessica in this modern and innovative show. Two thumbs up."
-The Sunday Times

"SirJolt is hurting ESPORTS."
-Hot_Bid

"cool story bro"
-Reddit


LOL. At first I was like, "This is pretty lolzy", then I read Hot_Bid's and Reddit's. Then I was just plain laughing.


Excellent blog, had me in conniptions - 5/5.
"They make it so scrubnubs can PM me. They make it so I can't ignore scrubnubs!" - "I'm gonna show you how great I am." MKP fan since GSL Open Season 2 #hipsternerd
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
February 03 2012 21:08 GMT
#123
it was a good try, but too hack-need and stilted
Amui
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada10567 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-03 21:12:32
February 03 2012 21:11 GMT
#124
rofl well done sir. Haven't read something like that in ages.
Porouscloud - NA LoL
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
February 03 2012 21:22 GMT
#125
sir jolt came from forum posting heaven to grace us
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
ArchDC
Profile Joined May 2011
Malaysia1996 Posts
February 03 2012 21:37 GMT
#126
Ahaha, glad it was spotlighted!
mahi29
Profile Joined May 2011
United States235 Posts
February 03 2012 21:43 GMT
#127
So amazing
The mind is its own place, and in it self Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
awha
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark1358 Posts
February 03 2012 22:19 GMT
#128
well done, I cant wait till a proper englishman makes this into a speech
Aphasie
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Norway474 Posts
February 03 2012 22:27 GMT
#129
As always when someone tries to impersonate elizabethan english its exaggerated. But well done!

I always enjoy your posts!
LeapofFaith
Profile Joined November 2011
United States446 Posts
February 03 2012 23:54 GMT
#130
That made my day xD Thanks!
jarhead271
Profile Joined October 2010
United States160 Posts
February 04 2012 00:36 GMT
#131
On February 04 2012 01:45 MetalLobster wrote:
We need a video of TotalBiscuit reading this


This! So this.
heartlxp
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1258 Posts
February 04 2012 04:45 GMT
#132
nh sir!
critique
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States135 Posts
February 04 2012 04:47 GMT
#133
AHAHAHA. Well done sir, well done.
Brotatolol
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1742 Posts
February 04 2012 04:55 GMT
#134
Hahaha this was really fun to read.

5/5!
The Final Boss
Profile Joined February 2011
United States1839 Posts
February 04 2012 05:56 GMT
#135
This is absolutely wonderful. I had already read this, but the Shakespearean style made this better. The usage of the word sirrah mad me especially happy ^^
pRo9aMeR
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
595 Posts
February 04 2012 07:40 GMT
#136
On February 04 2012 05:11 Blacktion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 03 2012 23:32 jarhead271 wrote:
Haha. Holy piss. Absolutely classic

"Wouldst thou receive my all-in, cousin?

That phrase needs to be ..... immortalized.


We need an all in Day9 daily where you have to say that to your opponent before attacking.


That's a great idea for a daily!

+1 on this being read by TB

SirJolt~ thou hast infused humour amongst the peasants of TL once again! Bravo~
In training...let's play, gg! d^..^b
Proseat
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Germany5113 Posts
February 04 2012 09:08 GMT
#137
Haha. love it! Well done, Jolt.
The Rise and Fall of SlayerS -- a timeline: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=378097
plogamer
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Canada3132 Posts
February 04 2012 10:16 GMT
#138
Yep, like (T)EG.IdrA said, "zerg can't beat protos." Nevermind that (P)EG.HuK Lost to a Z.
RoberP
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom101 Posts
February 04 2012 13:41 GMT
#139
Hilarious! :D Sirrah, thou art a fine gentleman and scholar.
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
February 04 2012 14:45 GMT
#140
What is this insanity?!
It is but epic!
moo...for DRG
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