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Hynda
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden2226 Posts
December 16 2011 15:47 GMT
#1
So at a young age I was scorned fairly hard by a girl which left me pretty muched fucked up for life. I don't go to "parties" or clubs. Mostly due to really bad experiences in my teen years. I do however love to get together with friends to play football, watch movies, play games ect ect Basicly if there is a limited ammount of people involved and we are not running around town getting drunk. And I'm very social however, whenever a girl shows the slightest interest my brain shuts down and my secondary brain located so far up my arse it has never seen the sunshine takes over.

to me it's really sad, hillarious and retarded at the same time.

Let me paint you scenario. There is a really cute girl, she shares at least 3 or 4 interests with me and she is super fun to be around. She has since shown interest in me, asking me to go out with her and her friends, asking me to come to parties ect ect. The normal response to this is: "I'd love to" Maybe you can just be friends wouldn't mind that, or go from there.

However what my arsebrain is doing is the following.

"Hi Hynda, wanna go out to x tonight? It's just me and 2 friends"
"Oh, I can't *SADFACE* I promised I would visit my friend today, he just had a baby with his girlfriend and I said I'd spend the evening there"
"Oh ok *SADFACE* but I'll see you at the christmas party then *Happyface*"
"oh yes, ofcourse..."
"What gender is the baby?"
*FUCK I DON'T KNOW THAT, SKYPE, START WORKING SKYPE*

"Oh hello Hynda, we just got home from the hospital a few hours ago, I'm really tired"
"WHATS THE NAME OF YOUR BABY"
"What?"
"WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR GOD DAMN BABY, YOU DUMB SHIT"
"Hey, asshole. First off; Don't shout she is sleeping next to me the last thing she needs is for your voice to slubimnaly etched into her mind, I don't want her first memories to involve you being retarded"
"ITS A GIRL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I NEED NAME"
"It's... XXXXXX"
"WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS, oh btw that's an awesome name"
"Why the hell are you screaming, and yea it is"
"ALLRIGHT THEN I'M COMMING OVER AND I'M BRINGING A CAMERA"
"What? No, I'm tired as all hell and they are both asleep"
"I NEED TO BE THERE, AND I NEED PICTURES"
"You're retarded"
"I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES"
"You're going to ruin my daughter"

So now I'm over at thier place, taking photos of me pretending to be there just to look at a baby.
I don't know if you've ever seen newborns, but they are not cute. Not in the slightest. It's amazing how something that hideous can make someone look like the happiest man on the planet.

After we had talked for a while, I went "I wish I had a girlfriend" and then it hit me full force what an absoulte broken piece of shit pathetic human being I am. I just spent hours of effort trying to avoid having to spend time with someone I would love to spend time with, and I wonder why the fuck I'm alone.

I heard girls loves the kind of guy it takes 8 hours a day to just get him to talk to them, I got this one in the bag.

***
leo23
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3075 Posts
December 16 2011 15:59 GMT
#2
holy crap man your friend might have thought you are a baby killer
banelings
sJarl
Profile Joined September 2010
Iceland1699 Posts
December 16 2011 16:00 GMT
#3
lol, what did I just read?
"Witness!" - Karsa Orlong
Hynda
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden2226 Posts
December 16 2011 16:02 GMT
#4
On December 17 2011 00:59 leo23 wrote:
holy crap man your friend might have thought you are a baby killer

He's used to it. It's not the first time I've just him as scapegoat to escape things I want to do. After you get so close that you've cleaned crap out of someones hair after they soiled themselves and then slipped in the shower you tend to just roll with it.
Hynda
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden2226 Posts
December 16 2011 16:02 GMT
#5
On December 17 2011 01:00 sJarl wrote:
lol, what did I just read?

A very sad and true tale.
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-16 16:06:34
December 16 2011 16:04 GMT
#6
Erhm.

[x] Read title and get curious.
[x] See posters name, recognize him and get ready to read it thorougly to then type an eloquent and helpfull answer afterwards.
[x] Read full post.
[x] Read full post again.

Did you just wanna rant or do you have an acutal question/problem? =P



PS:
There is a really cute girl, she shares at least 3 or 4 interests with me and she is super fun to be around. She has since shown interest in me, asking me to go out with her and her friends, asking me to come to parties ect ect.


Doesn't mean she's interested in you sexually. =P
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Hynda
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden2226 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-16 16:12:53
December 16 2011 16:11 GMT
#7
On December 17 2011 01:04 r.Evo wrote:
Erhm.

[x] Read title and get curious.
[x] See posters name, recognize him and get ready to read it thorougly to then type an eloquent and helpfull answer afterwards.
[x] Read full post.
[x] Read full post again.

Did you just wanna rant or do you have an acutal question/problem? =P

sometimes you just have to ramble. All of my blog entries are like this. Disjointed, and confusing. It's more a lament of how I as a socialy adept person manage to go from charming and witty to a complete outcast just cause someone might fancy me. If some girl said "oh you're handsome (I'm not the kind of man that would ever be cute)" I would probably go "My main interests in life are murdering babies, rape and I've strangled more kittens than you could eat". Also I hope someone reads this and goes "I thought I was fucked up in the head, but I've got nothing on this idiot" and then have a better day.



"Doesn't mean she's interested in you sexually. "

HA! I covered myself in the post! 1-0 Hynda!
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
December 16 2011 16:22 GMT
#8
Somewhat wild and amusing... still not sure the take-away message from this. Good luck with her at the Christmas party?
[TLMS] REBOOT
LingBlingMuta
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States382 Posts
December 16 2011 16:22 GMT
#9
Oh man that story ended way to ubruptly. I was just getting into it!

Don't be scared man, the only way to conquer your fears is to stand up to them and whip that ass. So, do just that. Hopefully she likes it :-)
The Gracken shall be re-released... Soon
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44422 Posts
December 16 2011 16:31 GMT
#10
Definite ladies' man.

Should write a blog every week about your further conquests.

+ Show Spoiler +
lol
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5459 Posts
December 16 2011 16:38 GMT
#11
i love it when people blame some traumatic experience in their past for their failures in the present.
[formerly sponsored by the artist formerly known as Gene]
Arthemesia
Profile Joined May 2011
United States292 Posts
December 16 2011 16:41 GMT
#12
I'm not super educated on Sweden but some friends of mine who live there tell me that women there are too loose which makes relationships hard, if that's what you want.
Tetralix
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands65 Posts
December 16 2011 16:45 GMT
#13
It seems you are very conscious and sensitive about how girls perceive you, and because of bad past experiences you have learned to put up a barrier when dealing with girls that are interested in you as a person. you shut down because of the fear of being ridiculed, turned down or hurt and rather stay passive to avoid those pains. But by avoiding getting hurt you are not free of pain either because the longing for love won't stop and the regret you will suffer for not trying will put more scars on your soul.

so I would say do your best to be with that girl if you like her, otherwise the thoughts of what could have been might haunt you for the rest of your life and the pain of that will be far greater then the pain of being turned down by the girl (trust me on this one).

Just go to the Christmas party with her, have no high expectations, but open up and do not fear her judgement of you when you do. Just confessing to her would be even better but I know that is a big step, but it would release the frustration and anxiety you feel right now, even if you get turned down, because you can look back and say you tried.

if it weren't for electricity we'd all be playing Starcraft by candlelight.
Hynda
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden2226 Posts
December 16 2011 17:01 GMT
#14
On December 17 2011 01:38 redtooth wrote:
i love it when people blame some traumatic experience in their past for their failures in the present.
That's why it's called trauma, either you don't believe in trauma or you have the wrong definition of it.



There is no takeaway messege, no moral and no cry for help. Don't get me wrong I really do enjoy reading people trying to help but in the end this is simply ramblings of someone that needed to ramble.
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
December 16 2011 17:17 GMT
#15
Hahaha, awesome read
Wrongspeedy
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1655 Posts
December 16 2011 17:24 GMT
#16
I liked it. Ramble on. Your right sometimes we just need to ramble and have someone listen.
It is better to be a human dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied.- John Stuart Mill
Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
December 16 2011 17:26 GMT
#17
Wait what, you actually follow up on your lies, guess they aren't lies anymore, nice. I should try that sometime.
flowSthead
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1065 Posts
December 16 2011 17:27 GMT
#18
I thoroughly enjoyed this, especially the "You're going to ruin my daughter."
"You can be creative but I will crush it under the iron fist of my conservative play." - Liquid`Tyler █ MVP ■ MC ■ Boxer ■ Grubby █
HackBenjamin
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1094 Posts
December 16 2011 17:42 GMT
#19
This was good. 5/5
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
December 16 2011 17:43 GMT
#20
Wahh?? Was interesting at least...
Jaedong :3
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