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kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
December 13 2011 07:59 GMT
#1
I'm paralyzed.

My eyelids are half-way open, I can't lower nor raise them.
I can't move my neck, nor my hands, nor my legs.

Sitting in the wheelchair in the first floor, I hear noises from the upstairs bedroom.
My wife is having an affair, again.
I hear her lover suggest they do it in front of me.
Horrorstruck, I hear footsteps coming down the stairs.

I see anything. I can't close my eyes. I hear my wife moaning in ecstasy...

Waking up, feeling utterly depressed, I realize I have overslept.
It's still dark outside, and there's icy rain. It then strikes me, that i forgot to restock on coffee.
Annoyed and gloomy, I go to the shower, just to notice there's not hot water.

Instead of feeling relieve that I'm healthy, that I don't know what hunger is, that I live in a prosperous country, that I have not seen the horrors of war, of famine, of real sickness or pain, I simply feel badly for myself, although, in comparison, I'm pretty well of.

I hear people bitching about low cellphone reception, about "horrendous" gas prices, about not being able to see some retarded program on TV and I realize that I'm not even a little better.

We are upset when miracles of technology don't quite work the well we want them to.
Miracles, to whose development we have nothing contributed.
We moan and bitch and complain all day, we're never satisfied, we are just miserable without any reason.

Why can't we appreciate all the amazing things around us?
Why aren't we constantly cheerful that we are witness to miraculous technology, an unequal standard of life, prosperity and liberty which represent the culmination of millenia of human development?

I don't get it.

****
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caradoc
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada3022 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-13 08:18:16
December 13 2011 08:07 GMT
#2
Is it a paradox to think that the shallowness in which we live when we complain about problems such as these as though they were all-encompassing, is a true problem-- a problem as deep as lacking food? Are we starving, but for depth and colour and meaning to life instead of for food?

I think the world is beautiful, but not because of technology or liberties or abundance of food, but because of some inherent meaning to things that are shared with others or some inherent meaning that things have to me...

I guess I can understand people complaining about their cell phone and it being important to them and meaningful in some way a real problem, but I can understand people being superficial about it too-- I can't decide which is which for others though, I can only decide for myself if something is inherently meaningful or not to me.


I'm ranting a bit. its late. goodnight all.
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea...
MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
December 13 2011 08:16 GMT
#3
I feel like an explanation is customary.
VERY FRAGILE, LIKE A BABY PANDA EGG
Keyboard Warrior
Profile Joined December 2011
United States1178 Posts
December 13 2011 08:17 GMT
#4
There is more to this thread than meets the eye.

I am waiting.
Not your regular Keyboard Warrior ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
December 13 2011 08:18 GMT
#5
go watch the new tron movie in blueray, then you'll get it.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Arterial
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1039 Posts
December 13 2011 08:35 GMT
#6
Very interesting.

Didn't expect the content, but glad I read it.
savior & jaedong
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
December 13 2011 08:39 GMT
#7
Theoretically, since Earth is the planet from the sun all inhabitants of Earth would experience... third world problems.

I kid.

On a more serious note, what you described is akin to the line of thinking I keep going back to day after day. My parents were born back when China was... dirt poor and quite third world. "Classic" Chinese success story later, and they're in America. When I reflect upon what I know about that, I can't find it in me to complain about trivialities.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
kineSiS-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Korea (South)1068 Posts
December 13 2011 09:26 GMT
#8
On a tangent, the definitions for third world countries is outdated and actually classifies many nations that would surprise numerous people as third world countries whilst the majority would consider the society to be generally affluent!
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
December 13 2011 09:58 GMT
#9
I'm going to approach this as a literary piece because I like literary pieces.

You seemed to lose focus part-way through the piece. The first bit was unexpected, well thought-out, and very well written I think. After that, though, it sort of just dissolves into this ethereal reflection, which, quite frankly, has been pattered through by a lot of other people in the past.

I think there's a lot of potential in a piece like this-- it's good-- it just needs to maintain focus.

There are also some grammatical and spelling mistakes in there.
Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
December 13 2011 10:14 GMT
#10
Comedian Adam Carolla had a bit on rich white guy problems

One of Carolla’s more amusing rants revolves around “problems” that only he and other “rich white guys” have. Examples include having to watch a 42-inch plasma TV while the 65-inch TV gets fixed, being inconvenienced by the family maid as she cleans the mansion and deciding which $1,000 bottle of vodka to buy in the VIP room at the club.

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/14663995
http://hw.libsyn.com/p/d/b/f/dbfbdd227cb43cff/2011.05.13ACS.mp3?sid=9dda7cd4c9d0a5bc38eda2b37c4af0b0&l_sid=19789&l_eid=&l_mid=2572138
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-13 10:57:39
December 13 2011 10:57 GMT
#11
Well I don't know about you but I don't get irritated, mad or upset at first world problems for exactly that reason. Maybe you should train yourself to stop caring about them too. It's something my mum taught me from a v young age.
Gesamtkunstwerk
Profile Joined December 2011
134 Posts
December 13 2011 11:48 GMT
#12
There is nothing like pleasant ambivalence so early in the morning!
I feel your war dude
Death is the means to travel to the stars!
surfinbird1
Profile Joined September 2009
Germany999 Posts
December 13 2011 13:04 GMT
#13
I don't really understand this "first world problem" argument. So because people are worse off than me I musn't complain about the problems in my life. What? But the argument goes both ways. There are also people who are way better off than me, so I am pretty much forced to complain or how does that work.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
keiraknightlee
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States301 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-13 16:59:24
December 13 2011 16:56 GMT
#14
There is always going to be someone out there who happens to be much worse off than you but because they can appreciate everything in their life, they are actually happier than you.

Happiness is a funny thing. Many things in life that you think will make you happy might turn out to be overrated. On the other hand, things that you thought you would be upset about can actually bring you much happiness, or at least some strange peace of mind.

In essence it is human nature to just keep wanting more. We have money and luxuries and conveniences and all these great things but somewhere inside of us we just want more all the time. You can see a homeless person on the street but that doesn't always change your idea that your life is so terrible.

Let's say you win the lottery tomorrow. You buy a new car, a mansion, whatever you want to buy, but after a while you get used to these things and you just need more money to fuel your addiction...this addiction of wanting...of being human.

Happiness is not a function of how much you have, but it depends on how much you can take what you have and use it for your own happiness. In the end, since you will always want more stuff, how happy you are does not depend on your possessions but on the ability to be happy with your life. If you have more it won't necessarily make you happy; happiness is a state of mind.
~~~Happiness. Dreams. Love~~~Good Luck
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