EPTso if that doesn't work i might need to go use laxatives. I don't know anything about them but I read that there are different types? so which one is the best and how long does it usually take to work.
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storm44
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so if that doesn't work i might need to go use laxatives. I don't know anything about them but I read that there are different types? so which one is the best and how long does it usually take to work. | ||
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On December 12 2011 09:27 DNB wrote: Take laxatives Post pics probably will have to post couple as i may need to flush multiple times once i get this monster out | ||
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Zariel
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For me, a coffee and a cigarette does the job every morning for me. | ||
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Kurr
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If you don't know what to take, go to a local pharmacy. Sodium docusate pills (not sure if that's the name in english) or glycerin suppositories work usually. In your case, take the suppository because it's an instant effect. If it's a reccuring problem, starting taking the pills (and maybe sennokot as well, but better to consult a doctor or pharmacist before starting to take things chronically). | ||
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On December 12 2011 09:48 Aeres wrote: I guess one might say... ... this is a shit blog. I once made a thread on another forum called "A shitty day" which explained my day dealing with gastroenteritis. Not my proudest moment, but how can a man resist the chance to make that thread? | ||
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cestoda http://www.ehow.com/way_5387292_do-tapeworm.html http://www.puristat.com/parasites/tapeworms.aspx Symptoms Tapeworms that remain in the intestine attach to the intestinal wall and can cause irritation and mild inflammation. Intestinal infestation symptoms include seeing tapeworm segments or live worms in your stool, nausea, weakness, loss of appetite, abdominal pain, weight loss from inadequate absorption of nutrients from food and diarrhea. Symptoms of larvae that have migrated out of the intestinal track and into other body tissue or organs may include neurological symptoms, seizure, allergic reaction to larvae, fever, weakness and cystic masses or lumps. Tapeworms can grow up to 50 feet in length and live up to 20 years. Read more: How Do I Know If I Have Tapeworm? | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/way_5387292_do-tapeworm.html#ixzz1gHQYkM4L If you don't have any of those other symptoms, maybe you could just try to eat lots of food with fiber in it? http://commonsensehealth.com/Diet-and-Nutrition/List_of_High_Fiber_Foods.shtml If this continues for another day or two, you should seriously consider calling a doctor... Don't fuck around with this shit. + Show Spoiler + Pun intended. | ||
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On December 12 2011 10:11 Sc2Requiem wrote: Prunes man, lots of prunes and cranberry juice! Pepper too, put lots of black pepper on your food. Black pepper will help you digest faster and push that behemoth out but what if he.. ahh.. ahh.. SNEEZE and it all comes out? | ||
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On December 12 2011 10:36 Chairman Ray wrote: A spoonful of honey will crank that shit right out Absolutely NO to this... Just drink a lot of juice and coffee. May need to give it the ol two finger salute! If you haven't gone after another day or two, then you may have a serious problem and require medical attention. People can die from Diverticulitis. | ||
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On December 12 2011 12:11 juked wrote: Only time will tell lolol best line so far! | ||
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Either that or you need to see a doctor | ||
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On December 12 2011 09:41 Kurr wrote: Take laxatives because not crapping for 5days+ is a medical emergency. Well, that sounds worse than it is but you actually need to contact a doctor if you can't crap. It can lead to some problems which I'm sure you don't want to hear if you don't do anything about it. If you don't know what to take, go to a local pharmacy. Sodium docusate pills (not sure if that's the name in english) or glycerin suppositories work usually. In your case, take the suppository because it's an instant effect. If it's a reccuring problem, starting taking the pills (and maybe sennokot as well, but better to consult a doctor or pharmacist before starting to take things chronically). Wait... so.... I should've been to the doctor multiple times in my years of 13-11 because I couldn't shit? o.O | ||
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Mothra
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On December 12 2011 12:59 hp.Shell wrote: Go run for a few minutes or walk a couple miles. If you're lying down or sitting still all day for days and days your digestive system isn't moving enough. Just go for a walk and drink some coffee and you'll be good. The coffee might not actually even be necessary, but if the walk doesn't help, the coffee will. Yeah go for a run (where there are bathrooms along the way lol). None of the foods you ate sound like they have much fiber besides salad. You should be eating stuff with lots of fiber and water. Fruits, vegetables, nuts, beans etc and drink plenty water. | ||
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I'm not even kidding. It may taste "blarghhh" but it is so good for you. And if you eat it with a dressing, while it may not be as healthy eating it plain, u can enjoy celery. | ||
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This would only get worse with laxatives. | ||
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But in all seriousness eat some fiber man, this has never ever happened to me. Some fruits and nuts will make that trainwreck that you are about to experience happen sooner rather than later. | ||
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On December 12 2011 10:40 mmp wrote: Shit now or you will regret it later! As mma would say. If you don't drop shit today. You will drop tears tomorrow. | ||
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