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storm44
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
1293 Posts
December 12 2011 00:25 GMT
#1
Anyone use laxatives? I heard they are really bad for your body but I really might need to use them. I haven't taken a shit in like 3-4 days and it feels weird because I don't feel like I need to shit badly only like a little bit. During this period I ate sooo much trying to fill up my stomach so that I have to take a crap but this logic isn't working because I've eaten everything salads, ramen, plate of chicken wings, crackers, chips for lunch but nothing man wtf. I don't understand where all this food goes , is my stomach a black hole? As I type this after finishing a bowl of ramen I'm going to try to eat some korean bbq (samgyeopsal) to try to crap this out man because this is really annoying. I have to study for my finals and all I want to do is take a crap.

so if that doesn't work i might need to go use laxatives. I don't know anything about them but I read that there are different types? so which one is the best and how long does it usually take to work.

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DNB
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Finland995 Posts
December 12 2011 00:27 GMT
#2
Take laxatives

Post pics
Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
December 12 2011 00:29 GMT
#3
drink coffee
I can only play starcraft when I am shit canned. IPXZERG is a god.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
December 12 2011 00:30 GMT
#4
happened to me one time, was miserable. family remedies we tried included double dose laxatives, black coffee, and my dad gave me some like heated up maple syrup? idunno but I was willing to try anything cuz its fucking miserable when you cant shit.
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storm44
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
1293 Posts
December 12 2011 00:33 GMT
#5
On December 12 2011 09:27 DNB wrote:
Take laxatives

Post pics


probably will have to post couple as i may need to flush multiple times once i get this monster out
Zariel
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Australia1311 Posts
December 12 2011 00:40 GMT
#6
Reminds me of that south park episode where stan's dad took the biggest crap in the Guinness book of records.

For me, a coffee and a cigarette does the job every morning for me.
sup
Kurr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2338 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-12 00:42:56
December 12 2011 00:41 GMT
#7
Take laxatives because not crapping for 5days+ is a medical emergency. Well, that sounds worse than it is but you actually need to contact a doctor if you can't crap. It can lead to some problems which I'm sure you don't want to hear if you don't do anything about it.

If you don't know what to take, go to a local pharmacy. Sodium docusate pills (not sure if that's the name in english) or glycerin suppositories work usually.

In your case, take the suppository because it's an instant effect. If it's a reccuring problem, starting taking the pills (and maybe sennokot as well, but better to consult a doctor or pharmacist before starting to take things chronically).
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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
December 12 2011 00:48 GMT
#8
I guess one might say...



... this is a shit blog.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Kurr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2338 Posts
December 12 2011 00:51 GMT
#9
On December 12 2011 09:48 Aeres wrote:
I guess one might say...



... this is a shit blog.


I once made a thread on another forum called "A shitty day" which explained my day dealing with gastroenteritis. Not my proudest moment, but how can a man resist the chance to make that thread?
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Brotatolol
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1742 Posts
December 12 2011 01:02 GMT
#10
I have no idea what compelled me to click on this.

Good luck.
sniffums
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States21 Posts
December 12 2011 01:04 GMT
#11
I heard if you take a small piece of hand soap and put it up your butt it will help the poopie slide out. Might be worth a try.
I just had to let it go
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
December 12 2011 01:06 GMT
#12
Just keep eating stuff with lots of fiber.
Hello
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
December 12 2011 01:09 GMT
#13
Just wait it out lol
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
December 12 2011 01:11 GMT
#14


Sc2Requiem
Profile Joined June 2011
United States121 Posts
December 12 2011 01:11 GMT
#15
Prunes man, lots of prunes and cranberry juice! Pepper too, put lots of black pepper on your food. Black pepper will help you digest faster and push that behemoth out
"What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first step towards something better."
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
December 12 2011 01:16 GMT
#16
Prune Juice. Works wonders... tastes so bad imo >.<
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Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
December 12 2011 01:17 GMT
#17
Coffee and excessive amounts of chewing gum.

Story of my life
I think esports is pretty nice.
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
December 12 2011 01:23 GMT
#18
Banana's work, I think.
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 12 2011 01:36 GMT
#19
A spoonful of honey will crank that shit right out
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
December 12 2011 01:36 GMT
#20
...maybe you have a tape worm?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cestoda
http://www.ehow.com/way_5387292_do-tapeworm.html
http://www.puristat.com/parasites/tapeworms.aspx


Symptoms

Tapeworms that remain in the intestine attach to the intestinal wall and can cause irritation and mild inflammation. Intestinal infestation symptoms include seeing tapeworm segments or live worms in your stool, nausea, weakness, loss of appetite, abdominal pain, weight loss from inadequate absorption of nutrients from food and diarrhea. Symptoms of larvae that have migrated out of the intestinal track and into other body tissue or organs may include neurological symptoms, seizure, allergic reaction to larvae, fever, weakness and cystic masses or lumps. Tapeworms can grow up to 50 feet in length and live up to 20 years.



Read more: How Do I Know If I Have Tapeworm? | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/way_5387292_do-tapeworm.html#ixzz1gHQYkM4L


If you don't have any of those other symptoms, maybe you could just try to eat lots of food with fiber in it?

http://commonsensehealth.com/Diet-and-Nutrition/List_of_High_Fiber_Foods.shtml

If this continues for another day or two, you should seriously consider calling a doctor... Don't fuck around with this shit.

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