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Spaghetti Monsters

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EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
November 05 2011 08:52 GMT
#1
So it's late at night.

I decide... it's time to hit up an alt account for some fun (it's in masters though).

Some asshat cheeses me, w/e win. I do my special non 4 gate busting 4 gate on a P, smashes his silly attempts at sentry zealot stalker blocking. Lovely.

I run into an Atheist.

How do you fight the Godless? I win with special tactics.

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Pillage
Profile Joined July 2011
United States804 Posts
November 05 2011 08:57 GMT
#2
I laughed. Now I'm going to give this a try.
"Power has no limits." -Tiberius
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
November 05 2011 08:58 GMT
#3
Hahahahaha! You didn't even have to use your Noodly Appendage.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
November 05 2011 09:01 GMT
#4
Atheists are a pious and reverent bunch they are.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
November 05 2011 09:04 GMT
#5
FEAR THE MIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

That's gold.
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
November 05 2011 09:12 GMT
#6
Monsters monsters everywhere!
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
November 05 2011 09:16 GMT
#7
On November 05 2011 18:12 flamewheel wrote:
Monsters monsters everywhere!


go to sleep
impression
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
413 Posts
November 05 2011 09:23 GMT
#8
Ahahah, this is best! I love these sorts of stories, they are most amusing.
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
By the by, did you know there was a guy from Austria who went to court to be allowed t have his ID photo taken with a pasta strainer on his head, citing religious reasons. Here is a link to the news article.
행운을 빌어요 재미
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
November 05 2011 09:29 GMT
#9
How dare you use my brethren's name in vain!
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
November 05 2011 09:57 GMT
#10
On November 05 2011 18:23 A_Bandersnatch wrote:
Ahahah, this is best! I love these sorts of stories, they are most amusing.
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
By the by, did you know there was a guy from Austria who went to court to be allowed t have his ID photo taken with a pasta strainer on his head, citing religious reasons. Here is a link to the news article.


lol
mrafaeldie12
Profile Joined July 2011
Brazil537 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-05 16:14:51
November 05 2011 16:13 GMT
#11
These Flying Spaghetti monsters people are all hypocrits.The big Teapot in the skies will fuck you up hard.

GG no re.

Edit:Religious posts aren't allowed in TL...
"..it all comes thumbling down thumbling down thumblin down"
Zinnwaldite
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway1567 Posts
November 05 2011 17:29 GMT
#12
I'm having spaghetti for dinner today =)
We promise with a view to hope, but the reason to "accomplish" what we promised would be fear.
McKTenor13
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1383 Posts
November 05 2011 19:45 GMT
#13
I'm with the dude, I don't want his noodly appendage anywhere near me!
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