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Blizzard announces "The Donkey"

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Zandar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands1541 Posts
October 07 2011 13:21 GMT
#1
From the thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=271979&

Blizzard reveals new mysterious terran unit for Heart of the Swarm: the Donkey

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In a reaction from lead developer Dustin Browder:
"The Donkey is a much needed upgrade for the terran Siege Tank. In addition, a new upgrade to the factory, Donkey Stables, is needed to research the upgrade.
A core problem involving Siege Tank strategies is that there was no way to move them to an area fast, unless Terran had a starport. We felt that terran was slightly underpowered because of this.
Although we don’t want to see siege tanks used in every terran late game, we noticed they’re hardly ever used at all. To encourage their use in more games, we decided to buff their biggest weakness, movement speed.
With this siege tank upgrade the terran army will be a lot more flexible, bringing them on par with Zerg and Protoss."


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David Kim also wants to point out that
"We consider this case more of a bug fix than a balance change. We've made every effort to weigh these types of changes very carefully and will continue to do so in the future. We understand the impact the Donkey might have on gameplay and want to make sure that when we make a change, it’s for the betterment of the game as a whole. The metagame is always changing, and that can make balancing the game a challenge, but we are dedicated to constantly evolving StarCraft II and committed to providing the kind of epic gameplay experience the community expects."


Finally, according to Browder he was amazed in the lack of insight of the community once Blizzard released the silhouette teaser.
"For us at blizzard it was so clear to see the unit in the silhouette, but somehow people failed to notice what it was. They even came up with all kinds of insane theories like a transformer upgrade for the hellion, which wouldn't fit terran lore at all. We already have the mule, so The Donkey was the logical next step."


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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
October 07 2011 13:27 GMT
#2
That's one badass ungulate.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
October 07 2011 13:30 GMT
#3
Hahaha, the factory
bGr.MetHiX
Profile Joined February 2011
Bulgaria511 Posts
October 07 2011 13:37 GMT
#4
epic? ;p
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lurked
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada918 Posts
October 07 2011 13:47 GMT
#5
I want donkey stables. NAO!
Magic is "just" magic until I get my hands on the source code.
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50601 Posts
October 07 2011 14:15 GMT
#6
Bray tell how would this unit be balanced?
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Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
October 07 2011 14:20 GMT
#7
That's something to chew on indeed.
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Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
October 07 2011 14:31 GMT
#8
5/5 would open donkeys in TvZ.
I <3 Plexa.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
October 07 2011 14:55 GMT
#9
Well this certainty makes an ass out of starcraft
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
October 07 2011 15:02 GMT
#10
lol :D very nice
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
October 07 2011 15:03 GMT
#11
mmm nope I can't think of a good pun, though I think Marine Donkey Banshee builds will be imbalanced.

Are donkeys armored?
memes are a dish best served dank
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
October 07 2011 15:14 GMT
#12
So the factory is kind of like... Noahs Ark? Since theres no animals that we see today in SC im guessing they're all hidden in there.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
October 07 2011 15:18 GMT
#13
I loled. Though I thought when i saw the picture it was going to be some super mule that like mined out an entire patch in one trip haha.
"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
October 07 2011 15:18 GMT
#14
wtf ur so cheap donkey rushing noob go choke on a door handle scrub
Legalize drugs and murder.
Huxii
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark78 Posts
October 07 2011 15:41 GMT
#15
On October 07 2011 22:21 Zandar wrote:
Finally, according to Browder he was amazed in the lack of insight of the community once Blizzard released the silhouette teaser.
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"For us at blizzard it was so clear to see the unit in the silhouette, but somehow people failed to notice what it was. They even came up with all kinds of insane theories like a transformer upgrade for the hellion, which wouldn't fit terran lore at all. We already have the mule, so The Donkey was the logical next step."


Best part. I loled so hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5e6eG6bXAQ
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
October 07 2011 21:02 GMT
#16
loooooooooooool I didn't even realize until like a minute after
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
October 07 2011 23:10 GMT
#17
Dat ass
Logic is Overrated
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8859 Posts
October 08 2011 00:13 GMT
#18
You had me at "donkey stables"
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
October 08 2011 01:49 GMT
#19
Haha, I enjoyed reading this.
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CaptainSlow
Profile Joined October 2010
Malaysia164 Posts
October 08 2011 14:33 GMT
#20
i LOL'd
awesome stuff.
Latrommi
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States222 Posts
October 08 2011 15:48 GMT
#21
LMAO, one of the best reaction threads so far
Possibly the best thread ever http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=232912&currentpage=All
radim
Profile Joined October 2009
Czech Republic122 Posts
October 08 2011 15:51 GMT
#22
oh I can't wait to be chasing donkeys with mutas all around the map o_O
5/5
끝까지.
Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
October 08 2011 16:48 GMT
#23
If you renamed 'Donkey Stables' to 'Ass Holes' it would still be mostly accurate.
Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10366 Posts
October 09 2011 06:45 GMT
#24
LOLOL nice post xD
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6593 Posts
October 09 2011 07:28 GMT
#25
Hahahaha Pretty good ^^
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Alokiya
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States648 Posts
October 09 2011 07:30 GMT
#26
I'm hyperventilating I'm laughing so hard, I just want to shake your hand right now.
C'mon my guppies, swim up my stream! - Day[9]
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
October 09 2011 08:50 GMT
#27
Well played sir
pathy
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Taiwan619 Posts
October 09 2011 08:58 GMT
#28
hahaha great post
Graphicscolosi suck
Zandar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands1541 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-09 18:53:45
October 09 2011 18:36 GMT
#29
Thanks for all the great reactions lol, I hope I come up with someting for zerg and protoss units too once they realease a teaser

btw, in case you think this is all a bad joke, don't forget to check the top of the factory with the donkey stables.

Believe it or not, that logo is not photoshopped but can be found on the original factory! It's a hidden blizzard hint for things to come.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
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