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Myrkskog
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada481 Posts
September 20 2011 21:52 GMT
#61
On September 20 2011 22:30 Morfildur wrote:
Well, you could do the same i did when i was 21 (though in the more modern facebook-variant):

Go on facebook.
Search for:
- Female
- 20+
- Living in your city
- Single

Then message every girl with "hey, how are you?" until one responds. Ask for a date. If no => next.

Yes, i was a desperate virgin at that age :p




SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
September 21 2011 00:35 GMT
#62
simple pickup on youtube
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
September 21 2011 00:40 GMT
#63
On September 21 2011 03:16 caruso wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2011 03:04 msjakofsky wrote:

Overall i'd suggest you try some dating site, i know like 10 people who have happy relationships out of an online chitchat on some site, also a few more who just fuck around girls they found at one of these, it just seems the easiest and most efficient way because you said you're "socially retarded". Also it's starting to be widely accepted so it's not so awkward. But then it's not really likely that you'll get to date the hottest girl on earth through online methods.


It's really not about finding the "hottest" girl.

Most girls are pretty in my eyes, but they have to have their own personality and be clever.
Spuditiy is such a turnoff.

I'd consider this online dating, but it doesn't seem like there are any sites to do it on in Germany that don't have ridiculous prices.

Are you dyslexic?
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
September 21 2011 01:26 GMT
#64
tell girls that when you're grandmaster that you'll play faster, got me laid once.
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Br3ezy
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States720 Posts
September 21 2011 01:37 GMT
#65
just saying your below average looking just shows a lack of confidence bro
Check out my guide to mechanics http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=319876
Pixel.
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands287 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-21 10:51:45
September 21 2011 10:51 GMT
#66
Just go out to clubs/bars every week, The rest will come. Its so easy, and ofc u need to start talking to womens!
Member of KnightS* www.Ks-gaming.com Pixel.323
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15364 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-21 11:15:07
September 21 2011 11:14 GMT
#67
On September 21 2011 00:56 Torte de Lini wrote:
1. Traditional dating is no longer traditional. People no longer introduce themselves, ask women out on dates, etc. It now relies a lot on "connections" friends of friends meeting with these women friends at parties, etc and then they establish outings and not really dates. Don't believe the media, people date, it's just never labeled or stated as a date or "hanging out" or some other bullshit. I've never went on an actual "date", but rather a less pressured romantic evening that didn't have any bullshit media nuances.

This is most important, especially in Germany where traditional dating has never really existed as institutionalized as in the US in the first place. I don't think I know anyone who has ever been on something like a real, proper date.

"Dating" in Germany has always functioned via connections as TDL describes. Since you are a social retard, you probably won't have many real life connections to exploit for dating, so online dating really is something you should try. Use your 90 day ban to sign up to OKCupid. Which brings me to this:

On September 21 2011 03:59 Morfildur wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2011 03:16 caruso wrote:
On September 21 2011 03:04 msjakofsky wrote:

Overall i'd suggest you try some dating site, i know like 10 people who have happy relationships out of an online chitchat on some site, also a few more who just fuck around girls they found at one of these, it just seems the easiest and most efficient way because you said you're "socially retarded". Also it's starting to be widely accepted so it's not so awkward. But then it's not really likely that you'll get to date the hottest girl on earth through online methods.


It's really not about finding the "hottest" girl.

Most girls are pretty in my eyes, but they have to have their own personality and be clever.
Spuditiy is such a turnoff.

I'd consider this online dating, but it doesn't seem like there are any sites to do it on in Germany that don't have ridiculous prices.

Forget online dating.
I worked for a company that had online dating sites and for all of the sites, 80% of the profiles are fake and the remaining 20% are desperate men messaging every fake profile they can find.

Sure, there is the occasional lucky match, but such sites aren't worth it in 95% of the cases.

That is so wrong haha.

Well maybe that is true for the many of costly pay sites that fight over the German market, but as long as a site remains free and you don't pay a cent that is simply not true.

And even if it was, there is your chance to not be a retard and stick out from all the donkeys who desperately message every girl they can find.
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m1LkmaN
Profile Joined January 2010
Australia82 Posts
September 21 2011 11:23 GMT
#68
Start working out at the gym. Not for the body, but because this will get you confidence and also lets you prove to yourself that you can be determined when you put your mind to something.

Get out in public. Anything - go for a run, join a club, go to concerts. The whole trick is simply to be comfortable in social settings. From there things will likely sort themselves out.

PS dating is overrated
msjakofsky
Profile Joined June 2011
1169 Posts
September 21 2011 14:38 GMT
#69

PS dating is overrated


yeah those disgusting round breasts and those hidiously firm asses... starcraft is much more satisfying. i mean you don't have to buy flowers for a hydralisk and if it's time amy reid is always ready to do it
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