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I almost lost my wallet.

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jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 19:19:27
September 08 2011 18:41 GMT
#1
So today, as the title suggests, I almost lost my wallet.

Now, before you read the story, please understand that I am not a very descriptive person and there will be few of that here.

I had just come out of the new Flushing mall with BJ's and a Best Buy after buying a new pair of shoes and was at the Roosevelt Ave Dunkin Donuts to try their new "Iced Apple Cider" (it tastes bad, btw). I just paid for my drink, got my drink, and was stuffing my shoes in my bag when I noticed that my wallet was missing. Behind me was a black girl getting her iced tea, and in front two white ladies sitting on the only 2 chairs. For a few minutes, I was frantically looking for it and it was nowhere to be found. I check my bag, check the counter, nothing. The ladies were suggesting calling the police and have them look at the camera. The workers had a little trouble servicing subsequent customers. At this point, I drank my apple cider in one shot to try and calm myself down.

Suddenly, one of the workers there noticed a big bulge in the back of the black lady's pants. All this time, she was just coolly talking to her friend on the phone, pretending nothing happened. So I looked over, saw my wallet between her jeans and her butt, and just swiped it out of there (she had my wallet, I don't care if she's a girl). I was in such a haze at this point that I would've forgotten to check the contents of my wallet had not one of the white ladies tell me to do so. So, after a quick check of the wallet's contents to see that everything was there, I said thank you to everybody there. The white ladies were asking me, "Aren't you going to call the police?" I just wanted to get out of there.

So I bolted out, walked over to Cybercraft, and wrote this blog.

In hindsight, I should've called the police right then and there. I was in Precinct 109, and I know one of the cops who work there. That bitch deserved to be arrested, but it was the first time this happened to me and I was too shocked to think straight.

Edit: Post-event analysis.
I was wearing shorts at the time, and I always keep my things in the front pockets. Shorts have shallow pockets.
I may also have left it at the counter without knowing about it (just maybe).
I already wrote that I should've called the police in hindsight, but by then it was too late. It's a good mental note to keep for next time (if there is).
Yes, the title is a bit misleading. maybe the title should've had quotation marks around the word "lost" at least. I was still in a bit of a haze when I wrote this blog.

CJ Entusman #50! #1 클템 fan TL!
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9830 Posts
September 08 2011 18:46 GMT
#2
First time through reading the blog i pictured a giant woman with your wallet stuck between buttcheeks. I was disappointed to realize I was wrong.

At least you didn't get (almost) get mugged like many resident TL'ers!
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Hidden_MotiveS
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada2562 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 18:48:33
September 08 2011 18:47 GMT
#3
Damn son. Where do you normally put your wallet? Back pocket?! If not I'm gonna be more careful next time a black woman stands behind me and I'm trying to buy a drink.
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Racism intended.
tomatriedes
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
New Zealand5356 Posts
September 08 2011 18:53 GMT
#4
Your title is a bit misleading. You almost had your wallet stolen!
j0k3r
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States577 Posts
September 08 2011 19:08 GMT
#5
Um, should've called the cops? You had a store full of witnesses. Now she can steal more wallets bro not cool. You did society a disservice. I love sending people to jail it fucks their lives up and they deserve it.
ranshaked
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States870 Posts
September 08 2011 19:10 GMT
#6
Oh man, if someone did that to me it would be on. I don't take kindly to thieves. I would have hit a woman in that case ^_^ because she would have gotten away scott free in our messed up legal system.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
September 08 2011 19:46 GMT
#7
On September 09 2011 04:10 ranshaked wrote:
Oh man, if someone did that to me it would be on. I don't take kindly to thieves. I would have hit a woman in that case ^_^ because she would have gotten away scott free in our messed up legal system.

I can see it now ... ranshaked gets his wallet stolen by a woman at a coffee shop, he turns around and knocks her out ... "You were trying to steal from WHO?" as he laughs and walks away while the woman is unconscious on the floor ... LOL
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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
September 08 2011 21:16 GMT
#8
On September 09 2011 04:46 kOre wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2011 04:10 ranshaked wrote:
Oh man, if someone did that to me it would be on. I don't take kindly to thieves. I would have hit a woman in that case ^_^ because she would have gotten away scott free in our messed up legal system.

I can see it now ... ranshaked gets his wallet stolen by a woman at a coffee shop, he turns around and knocks her out ... "You were trying to steal from WHO?" as he laughs and walks away while the woman is unconscious on the floor ... LOL

lmfao

I've never used one but perhaps you could try a chain wallet?
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
September 09 2011 04:00 GMT
#9
Should have snatched her handbag and spit in it.

Glad you got your wallet back mate. That woman is a fair-dinkum bitch.
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