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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 06 2011 19:57 GMT
#1
I've been thinking for a while now, thinking about what I can write a blog on, as I realize I haven't done one in a while (you mortal TL netizens obviously cannot live without the divine grace known only to human ears as my "blog")

However, as opposed to violated french fries in brazil, cab drivers buying chocolate milk, proclamations of addiction, retarded thoughts on ZvP balance (I was young and foolish, forgive me) and all the other nonsense i've written in blogs, I have nothing even vaguely interesting to write about.

Sure, I could tell you all of how I successfully retrieved the skull of Zarthula from the tomb of kings located 58 feet underneath the most southern point of Baghdad.

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Kind of not worth it.


Sure, I could tell you the tale of how I once stood at the South korean side of the DMZ border and took a pee at the north korean soldiers on the other side.

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LOL can't cross nub


Yes indeed, I could tell you the tale of how one of my horribly failed pranks regarding the new testament and whether or not pedophilia was explicitly disallowed resulted in thousands of miserable altar boys across the world.

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Dude, i'm sorry... Thought you would get the joke

YES INDEED, I could tell you about how I once jokingly told Adolf Hitler some 70 years ago that he should move his soul patch a few inches up, how it was the new thing at the time

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Didn't know he took me so seriously LOL

Of course, I could tell you about how I was born and raised in Philadelphia (the playground is where I spent the most of my days)

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Picture is unrelated

I might recount the tale of my brief stint as a lawyer where I successfuly defended a notorious pedophi- You know what? I've already made kind of a pedophilia joke. I don't want to come off as even more tasteless.

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Oprah agrees, I shouldn't go there

I should really tell you all about the time I advised my good friend Lee Jung Hoon (you might know him, his ID is MarineKingPrime) that marines are a very good unit, and with proper micro can even deal with banelings. He started crying for some reason, it was weird.

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FUCK wrong picture sec

Yet, today I'm not going to tell you about any of these things. So have fun.

**
memes are a dish best served dank
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
September 06 2011 20:46 GMT
#2
6/5 Will read again everyday.
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
andycz
Profile Joined September 2011
288 Posts
September 06 2011 20:57 GMT
#3
I sure wish you told us about one of these.
Always looking for practice partners. EU: andy.1535
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
September 06 2011 21:49 GMT
#4
Well that was a huge let down. Just like fruit stripe gum
LML
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Germany1764 Posts
September 06 2011 22:18 GMT
#5
when will you tell us?
LML
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