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Russian Federation142 Posts
1: Accept that you're a little bitch if you do get anxiety from laddering.
2: After accepting premise 1, tell yourself that you want to stop being a little bitch. Say it motherfucker.
3: Hit your opponents with a "gg no effort" at game start, before boxing your cc/workers. Do it even if you're up against flash. It doesn't matter if you're going to win/lose, you just have to hit 'em with a "gg ez" before the game starts if you ever want to stop being a little whiny bitch.
4: Always type gg at the end of a game. Do it even if the game sucked ass and you got 4pooled/11 12 12 rax'd/proxy cannon'd. Type it whether you win or lose. If you're about to show your hand full of aces to your opponent, type a quick offensive "GG" before you do it.
5: Hit the find match button, and make sure you're playing 1v1 and not RTS anxiety team games for little bitches.
Also, very important, if you happen to be in a losing position with no way to come back, remember this VERY CRITICAL step that will help you defeat ladder anxiety completely:
Press enter. Type GG. Press enter again. Go to menu, pause the game, and immediately leave in that same second. That way even if you lose, you're still a fucking baller. Soon, you will feel entirely different about losing. Losing will soon be a means of hitting your ladder opponents with a manner pauseleave. Besides, it's totally worth the points you've just lost.
So there you have it. Buy yourself a mountain dew or something, you deserved it. But not before pressing the find match button.
  
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Aaaahhh now i get it!!! Those people that pause leave when they lose are just trying to not be "little bitches" and man up!
BM'ing your opponents fuck yeah?...
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Russian Federation823 Posts
I found this actually funny.
GG
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God I love blogs 
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I thought this might have been informative. Though it was not. Better luck next time! 3/5
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I would perform this strategy, but I am a little bitch.
Alas.
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On September 07 2011 03:49 bonifaceviii wrote:
I would perform this strategy, but I am a little bitch.
Alas.
Congrats, you just completed step 1!
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Yeah! Little bitches, I hate them!
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I'm still stuck on step 1.
G.G.
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lol@ 4 pool
rush two extractors and then a pool?
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On September 07 2011 04:02 ETisME wrote:
lol@ 4 pool
rush two extractors and then a pool?
no you play Broodwar and stop bitchin out ;P
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Tbh point 4 is half right, i found by always forcing me to type gg i just accepted my loss and could do more ^^
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Ahahahaha
The first line made me LoL.
This actually works wonders btw..
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I liked this. Not sure if this is the right attitude, but it's still an interesting one~
I've gotten over ladder anxiety, but now I have ladder depression. I click the match button for 1v1 without hesitation, but when I enter the game, I can't help but think, "I hate Pv(Z/P/T). Playing does not make me happy."
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... lol
a very very short guide to defeating ladder anxiety:
1) stop being a little bitch, now go.
the end
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Russian Federation142 Posts
On September 07 2011 04:02 ETisME wrote:
lol@ 4 pool
rush two extractors and then a pool?
That is why blizzard gave you 50 minerals at game start.
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Only thing that was any good is number 4.
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Russian Federation142 Posts
On September 07 2011 05:14 aaronlolol wrote:
Only thing that was any good is number 4.
I will break your hymen.
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EPT
