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1-1-1: The Shocking Conspiracy

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Arcanefrost
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium1257 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-31 18:33:14
August 31 2011 11:08 GMT
#1
As you all know the 1-1-1 build has been dominating the TvP match-up, killing top players left and right and causing a lot of rage amongst the community.

If you don't know the build because you have been doing a survival challenge on an island in the pacific, this is a memory trick terran players use: It's called 1-1-1 because you only need 3 buildings out of which you make 1 type of unit. So the first 1 stands for a lot of marines, the second for a lot of tanks and the third 1 for a lot of banshees. By using this trick you can severely reduce the risk of forgetting the build and making battlecruisers instead of banshees, use it!

The real question however is: Who invented this and why?

The suspects may shock you, but trust me, they all have their secret motivations.
Trust no one.



Dustin Browder


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Why he did it:

Browder is the lead designer of the game, if anything happens he knows about it. But why would he do this? Doesn't he slightly prefer to play protoss? The answer is no, he deceived everyone into thinking that. Dustin tells everyone about how much fun he has with protoss, but when he gets home he grabs a big bucket of nachos which he happily consumes while 1-1-1ing poor protosses (you can actually eat nachos with 1 hand and 1-1-1 with the other)
His reasons go much further than this, as I was shocked to discover when I saw this picture.

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Do you see it now? The ex-command and conquer designer didn't just invent Kane, he IS Kane. Sure the years have changed his face a little but there can be no doubt.
Let me ask you, did Kane use tanks? Yes. Did Kane use cheap infatery? Yes. Did Kane have some sort of flying chopper from the future? Yes. Dustin Browder invented the 1-1-1 not only for ladder points, but for world domination.

David Kim

The second suspect is none other than David Kim aka Dayvie, also a Blizzard employee.

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Why he did it:

David Kim's reasons are well hidden, but the information is out there non the less. Let's take a look at his name "D.Kim". D is the 4th letter of the alphabet, K the 11th, I the 9th and M the 13th. If we add these numbers we get 4 + 9 + 11 + 13 = 37. There are 3 "1"'s in "1-1-1", and 1+1+1 is obviously 3, so we multiply 37 by 3. Guess what: 111. Your mind is kind of blown right now isn't it.
This is no longer about ladder points, there is yet again evidence about a worldwide conspiracy theory to command and conquer the world. Guess what game Dustin Browder worked on: Command and Conquer. Not to mention David Kim is Korean, which could mean an alliance between the fastest asians in the world and the people with the most guns in the world. But if such an alliance existed, how could they meet with their associates unnoticed? The question was answered when I turned on the tv, and the world championship of athletics was on. In South-Korea, which brings us to our next suspect.

Tyler Wasielski

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Why he did it:

World championship of athletics in South Korea? An alliance between the USA and Korea for world domination? What on earth has that got to do with Tyler?

I didn't realize it until watching Tyler's announcement of some crazy challenge on his vlog. He specifically stated that he was going to run a marathon, so it isn't weird at all if he would go watch some athletics! The perfect place for a meeting between Dustin Browder, David Kim and Tyler. But why? For power, because it's never enough. He crushes face in SC for a living but still gets a little down. Why? Because his real goal is conquering the entire world. When Tyler does his challenge, he will ofcourse stream it. Billions of people will be watching him from all over the world. Everyone except Dustin Browder, David Kim and a special ops squad on a secret mission to infiltrate all the nuclear missile sites in the world. With the guards distracted by Tyler, they will obtain control swiftly and without any noticable resistance all the bombs in the world will be in Dustin's hands. It's a plan Kane himself could have invented, and this is the ultimate proof that Dustin is in fact Kane. As stated before Tyler started running again, and he did so before in college. My guess is that he was recruited then, and started a special training program focussing on battle command (by playing bw) and physical strength (by running). But why does he need running? Because at the last minute of his challenge, when everyone is even more clutched to the screen, Dustin and his entourage will proclaim themselves world leaders and launch the nukes. Tyler has exactly 1 minute and 11 seconds to run from his room to his bomb shelter he installed in his basement, that's right 1 minute and 11 seconds: 1-1-1. Tyler's challenge will take place on December 31st and it will end at midnight. The year will be 2012. Wasn't there some indian guy that said the world would end at what year was it? You know this one: 2012. But noone writes it like that, people write M-D-12. 1+2 = 3. 3 = 1 +1 +1. 1-1-1, it's everywhere.

Greg Fields.

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Why he did it:

But does it end here? Sadly not. Yet another good man was lured by the dark side: Idra. Playing his role as a diplomat to get the Koreans on board beatifully, and then out of the blue going back to the USA to make the final arrangments for their plan: This wouldn't have worked without him. But why? Why did he do it?

Let's take a look at the following theory Idra had in mind before joining in:

1)I hate Protoss.
2)I hate Huk even more than other protosses.
3)I want to kill all protosses, including Huk!
4)Shoot! I need another step!
5)Huk dies.

This is it. The 1-1-1 is step 4! Idra joined the conspiracy, but at one condition: A nuke must be send to kill Huk specifically. Why do you think Idra is going to Korea with Huk again?

To watch him die.

Sounds like a plan an evil genius would invent. Guess what the name of the team is: Evil Geniusses.

As you might have noticed all EG members look alike. Why? They're doppelgangers to protect Idra.

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The other missiles will take care of all the remaining protosses in the world. The 1-1-1 strategy is in fact a sadistic joke: It kills protosses ingame, but the REAL 1-1-1 will kill them in real-life.

The truth is hard to capture, but it is real. The only question that remains is: Who is the mastermind behind all this? We need to stop this, and we can only do this by taking away their leader.

So tell me, who do we move against?

Poll: Who is the mastermind?

Dustin Browder (335)
 
50%

Greg Fields (257)
 
38%

Tyler Wasielski (43)
 
6%

David Kim (34)
 
5%

669 total votes

Your vote: Who is the mastermind?

(Vote): Dustin Browder
(Vote): David Kim
(Vote): Tyler Wasielski
(Vote): Greg Fields











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Valor is a poor substitute for numbers.
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
August 31 2011 11:13 GMT
#2
this is a perfect thread oh my god
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
VarmVaffel
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway378 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-31 11:17:56
August 31 2011 11:17 GMT
#3
I'm going with the idra-doppelganger version!

On August 31 2011 20:13 Juliette wrote:
this is a perfect thread oh my god

Also this
Wunder
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United Kingdom2950 Posts
August 31 2011 11:17 GMT
#4
Hmm, I thought Destiny invented the devious allin, I guess I was wrong. I have to go with Greg then, since he was my next suspect.
Writer@joonjoewong
T0fuuu
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia2275 Posts
August 31 2011 11:19 GMT
#5
Browder. The devil promised to give his hair back.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
August 31 2011 11:24 GMT
#6
David Kim is just too nice for that.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
John Madden
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
American Samoa894 Posts
August 31 2011 11:25 GMT
#7
Browder, it's always Browder.
FOOTBALL
Rorra
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia1066 Posts
August 31 2011 11:31 GMT
#8
WP Sir, this thread is quite the reveal of their evil intentions.

obviously Dustin is the mastermind
papyrus
Profile Joined August 2010
Philippines716 Posts
August 31 2011 11:35 GMT
#9
that's Dustin for sure! haha, this is funny.
TyrantPotato
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1541 Posts
August 31 2011 11:35 GMT
#10
... you sir are genius.

however i was halfway expecting a link to how bethesda is also assisting in protosses downfall.

is it really a coincidence that it takes two 1-1-1's to win a TvP b03.

and skyrim comes out on 11111

Forever ZeNEX.
SafeAsCheese
Profile Joined June 2011
United States4924 Posts
August 31 2011 11:37 GMT
#11
Browder is the embodiment of Terran. Big. Strong. Bald.

Obviously him.

DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44109 Posts
August 31 2011 11:40 GMT
#12
On August 31 2011 20:25 John Madden wrote:
Browder, it's always Browder.


If it were Browder it would be the 1-1-DestructibleRock-1 build.

My money's on IdrA1, IdrA2, and IdrA3.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Arcanefrost
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium1257 Posts
August 31 2011 11:40 GMT
#13
On August 31 2011 20:35 TyrantPotato wrote:
... you sir are genius.

however i was halfway expecting a link to how bethesda is also assisting in protosses downfall.

is it really a coincidence that it takes two 1-1-1's to win a TvP b03.

and skyrim comes out on 11111



Being such a sc addict, I am completely neglecting other games. I wish I would have known that :p
Valor is a poor substitute for numbers.
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
August 31 2011 12:01 GMT
#14
This real life 1-1-1 as you describe it will cause terrible, terrible damage to the world as we know it. Dustin Browder and his cronies must be stopped!
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
tablet
Profile Joined October 2010
Finland116 Posts
August 31 2011 12:01 GMT
#15
Man that's golden! I think Browder is the one controlling his league of evil masterminds!
"The drones all slave away, they're working overtime, They serve a faceless queen, they never question why." | twitch.tv/tuneli | twitter.com/HelloImTuneli
Narcind
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden2489 Posts
August 31 2011 12:01 GMT
#16
This thread is amazing.

Dustin Browder is obviously the mastermind.
Snowbear
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Korea (South)1925 Posts
August 31 2011 12:06 GMT
#17
Pakt uw pillekes is Pablogamer!
IGotPlayguuu
Profile Joined June 2011
Italy660 Posts
August 31 2011 12:07 GMT
#18
epic
BW |JaeDong|Bisu|FBH|BeSt| SC2 |MC|DRG|MMA|TLO|HuK|July|ClouD| ||| Boxer best player ever! ||| "HuK never use penix" ||| I <3 SeleCT ||| GO Space! ||| Nerf Roach! |||
ragingfungus
Profile Joined September 2010
United States271 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-31 12:09:01
August 31 2011 12:08 GMT
#19
Its obviously Idra. He is the only one with bodyguards. Dustin is probably being led on to think hes in charge.
Logic>Everything
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
August 31 2011 12:08 GMT
#20
Great read XD

it's obviously David Kim
Mass zerglings doesnt fail
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