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As you all know the 1-1-1 build has been dominating the TvP match-up, killing top players left and right and causing a lot of rage amongst the community.
If you don't know the build because you have been doing a survival challenge on an island in the pacific, this is a memory trick terran players use: It's called 1-1-1 because you only need 3 buildings out of which you make 1 type of unit. So the first 1 stands for a lot of marines, the second for a lot of tanks and the third 1 for a lot of banshees. By using this trick you can severely reduce the risk of forgetting the build and making battlecruisers instead of banshees, use it!
The real question however is: Who invented this and why?
The suspects may shock you, but trust me, they all have their secret motivations.
Trust no one.
Dustin Browder
![[image loading]](http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff443/Arcanefrost/dustin_browder.jpg)
Why he did it:
Browder is the lead designer of the game, if anything happens he knows about it. But why would he do this? Doesn't he slightly prefer to play protoss? The answer is no, he deceived everyone into thinking that. Dustin tells everyone about how much fun he has with protoss, but when he gets home he grabs a big bucket of nachos which he happily consumes while 1-1-1ing poor protosses (you can actually eat nachos with 1 hand and 1-1-1 with the other)
His reasons go much further than this, as I was shocked to discover when I saw this picture.
![[image loading]](http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff443/Arcanefrost/KaneConceptArt--screenshot.jpg)
Do you see it now? The ex-command and conquer designer didn't just invent Kane, he IS Kane. Sure the years have changed his face a little but there can be no doubt.
Let me ask you, did Kane use tanks? Yes. Did Kane use cheap infatery? Yes. Did Kane have some sort of flying chopper from the future? Yes. Dustin Browder invented the 1-1-1 not only for ladder points, but for world domination.
David Kim
The second suspect is none other than David Kim aka Dayvie, also a Blizzard employee.
![[image loading]](http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff443/Arcanefrost/image-20081011-8ticnos0ey4vdeb31cqr_t570.jpg)
Why he did it:
David Kim's reasons are well hidden, but the information is out there non the less. Let's take a look at his name "D.Kim". D is the 4th letter of the alphabet, K the 11th, I the 9th and M the 13th. If we add these numbers we get 4 + 9 + 11 + 13 = 37. There are 3 "1"'s in "1-1-1", and 1+1+1 is obviously 3, so we multiply 37 by 3. Guess what: 111. Your mind is kind of blown right now isn't it.
This is no longer about ladder points, there is yet again evidence about a worldwide conspiracy theory to command and conquer the world. Guess what game Dustin Browder worked on: Command and Conquer. Not to mention David Kim is Korean, which could mean an alliance between the fastest asians in the world and the people with the most guns in the world. But if such an alliance existed, how could they meet with their associates unnoticed? The question was answered when I turned on the tv, and the world championship of athletics was on. In South-Korea, which brings us to our next suspect.
Tyler Wasielski
![[image loading]](http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff443/Arcanefrost/458px-LiquidTyler-Zoom.jpg)
Why he did it:
World championship of athletics in South Korea? An alliance between the USA and Korea for world domination? What on earth has that got to do with Tyler?
I didn't realize it until watching Tyler's announcement of some crazy challenge on his vlog. He specifically stated that he was going to run a marathon, so it isn't weird at all if he would go watch some athletics! The perfect place for a meeting between Dustin Browder, David Kim and Tyler. But why? For power, because it's never enough. He crushes face in SC for a living but still gets a little down. Why? Because his real goal is conquering the entire world. When Tyler does his challenge, he will ofcourse stream it. Billions of people will be watching him from all over the world. Everyone except Dustin Browder, David Kim and a special ops squad on a secret mission to infiltrate all the nuclear missile sites in the world. With the guards distracted by Tyler, they will obtain control swiftly and without any noticable resistance all the bombs in the world will be in Dustin's hands. It's a plan Kane himself could have invented, and this is the ultimate proof that Dustin is in fact Kane. As stated before Tyler started running again, and he did so before in college. My guess is that he was recruited then, and started a special training program focussing on battle command (by playing bw) and physical strength (by running). But why does he need running? Because at the last minute of his challenge, when everyone is even more clutched to the screen, Dustin and his entourage will proclaim themselves world leaders and launch the nukes. Tyler has exactly 1 minute and 11 seconds to run from his room to his bomb shelter he installed in his basement, that's right 1 minute and 11 seconds: 1-1-1. Tyler's challenge will take place on December 31st and it will end at midnight. The year will be 2012. Wasn't there some indian guy that said the world would end at what year was it? You know this one: 2012. But noone writes it like that, people write M-D-12. 1+2 = 3. 3 = 1 +1 +1. 1-1-1, it's everywhere.
Greg Fields.
![[image loading]](http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff443/Arcanefrost/7bUda.jpg)
Why he did it:
But does it end here? Sadly not. Yet another good man was lured by the dark side: Idra. Playing his role as a diplomat to get the Koreans on board beatifully, and then out of the blue going back to the USA to make the final arrangments for their plan: This wouldn't have worked without him. But why? Why did he do it?
Let's take a look at the following theory Idra had in mind before joining in:
1)I hate Protoss.
2)I hate Huk even more than other protosses.
3)I want to kill all protosses, including Huk!
4)Shoot! I need another step!
5)Huk dies.
This is it. The 1-1-1 is step 4! Idra joined the conspiracy, but at one condition: A nuke must be send to kill Huk specifically. Why do you think Idra is going to Korea with Huk again?
To watch him die.
Sounds like a plan an evil genius would invent. Guess what the name of the team is: Evil Geniusses.
As you might have noticed all EG members look alike. Why? They're doppelgangers to protect Idra.
![[image loading]](http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff443/Arcanefrost/k0egr.jpg)
The other missiles will take care of all the remaining protosses in the world. The 1-1-1 strategy is in fact a sadistic joke: It kills protosses ingame, but the REAL 1-1-1 will kill them in real-life.
The truth is hard to capture, but it is real. The only question that remains is: Who is the mastermind behind all this? We need to stop this, and we can only do this by taking away their leader.
So tell me, who do we move against?
Poll: Who is the mastermind?Dustin Browder (335) 50% Greg Fields (257) 38% Tyler Wasielski (43) 6% David Kim (34) 5% 669 total votes Your vote: Who is the mastermind? (Vote): Dustin Browder
(Vote): David Kim
(Vote): Tyler Wasielski
(Vote): Greg Fields
 
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this is a perfect thread oh my god
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I'm going with the idra-doppelganger version!
On August 31 2011 20:13 Juliette wrote:
this is a perfect thread oh my god
Also this
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United Kingdom2950 Posts
Hmm, I thought Destiny invented the devious allin, I guess I was wrong. I have to go with Greg then, since he was my next suspect.
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Browder. The devil promised to give his hair back.
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David Kim is just too nice for that.
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Browder, it's always Browder.
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WP Sir, this thread is quite the reveal of their evil intentions.
obviously Dustin is the mastermind
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that's Dustin for sure! haha, this is funny.
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... you sir are genius.
however i was halfway expecting a link to how bethesda is also assisting in protosses downfall.
is it really a coincidence that it takes two 1-1-1's to win a TvP b03.
and skyrim comes out on 11111
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Browder is the embodiment of Terran. Big. Strong. Bald.
Obviously him.
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On August 31 2011 20:25 John Madden wrote:
Browder, it's always Browder.
If it were Browder it would be the 1-1-DestructibleRock-1 build.
My money's on IdrA1, IdrA2, and IdrA3.
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On August 31 2011 20:35 TyrantPotato wrote:
... you sir are genius.
however i was halfway expecting a link to how bethesda is also assisting in protosses downfall.
is it really a coincidence that it takes two 1-1-1's to win a TvP b03.
and skyrim comes out on 11111
Being such a sc addict, I am completely neglecting other games. I wish I would have known that :p
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This real life 1-1-1 as you describe it will cause terrible, terrible damage to the world as we know it. Dustin Browder and his cronies must be stopped!
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Man that's golden! I think Browder is the one controlling his league of evil masterminds!
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This thread is amazing.
Dustin Browder is obviously the mastermind.
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Pakt uw pillekes is Pablogamer!
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Its obviously Idra. He is the only one with bodyguards. Dustin is probably being led on to think hes in charge.
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Great read XD
it's obviously David Kim
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so much better than I thought a thread about the 1-1-1 would be.
So, it's all just a marketing scheme to make protoss players buy skyrim. I like it.
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I don't think I've read anything better than this in the last year.
Thanks sir, for enlightening me.
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Ahahah Idra's five steps are hilarious.
Love it! 5/5
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Oh god i lost it at the idras doppelgängers part
Brilliant thread!
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I would rate this blog 5/5 but I'm frantically looking for my tinfoil.
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Yeah, 1/1/1 needed a thread like this.
well played.
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lol 6/5 would read again.
And again.
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reduce the risk of forgetting the build and making battlecruisers instead of banshees
lol, haha, i really love the David Kim one, can't believe you actually spent time figure it out haha
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So good.
Next patch I want the Hand of Nod as an available Terran tech building. Just saying.
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Brilliant.
Now on a serious note it is actually TLO I think. There is a day9 daily about it I think, but I'm actually not sure that was the first mention of "1-1-1"
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Thank you for writing this. This was such a good read ^^
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Amazing, I burst out laughing when the photo of EG came up
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Haha great stuff  Voted Browder, but i must say, IdrA doubles look suspicious
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this is amazing
roflmao
♥ to you sir!
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I LOLED at the doppelganger picture.
Dustin is obviously the head leader with David Kim as his assistant. IdrA is the best guy they have and therefore he needs those bodyguards. Tyler is the assassin and is the "good" guy in everybody else's eyes, obviously he needs no protection.
This conspiracy is totally something I can believe.
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The only one with solid irrefutable evidence is David Kim. 111 holy shit.
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rofl. Definitely not Idra, thats for sure. I'm gonna go with Dustin and Kim.
Great read
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Great blog! Also, it's obvious from all the evidence that IdrA is the mastermind behind this plot for world domination.
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It makes complete sense, IdrA hates protoss, so he helped create the 1-1-1
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I don't always give five stars, but when I do, I prefer great blogs like this one.
Hmmm I'm gonna say....
It was Torte De Lini. Where did he go when he disappeared from TL? To mastermind the 1-1-1 conspiracy. Case closed.
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On September 01 2011 00:37 jdseemoreglass wrote:
I don't always give five stars, but when I do, I prefer great blogs like this one.
Hmmm I'm gonna say....
It was Torte De Lini. Where did he go when he disappeared from TL? To mastermind the 1-1-1 conspiracy. Case closed.
torte de lini is my hero. dont you touch him
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Kane needs to lose weight.
I bet if you take the sinusoidal second-level derivatives of these logarithmic summations, a general approximation of the integral of a Laffer curve will, according to number theory, produce the required integrands and differentials needed to prove these 1-1-1 theories.
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Good effort Nice read. Tyler is to chill to rule the world it has to be that bald dude!!!
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Im with you. I think Idra was on this from the beginning as he were terran in BW, then he just suddenly switched over to Zerg when sc2 launched... anyone else find this strange? I think it's a lot more to it then just these guys. I think the one on the top are someone we dont know about, someone that aren't very good at sc2. The man must be kinda retarded, have a sex life av functioning as Idras F4 button and terran. So my guess is this guy:
+ Show Spoiler +It forced Idra to play Zerg. The main goal with this was to get Idra so frustrated that he one day would punch the keyboard so hard that the evildoer "the F4 button" would break free and start commanding on its own. Do you see the the button? It tells you to play 1-1-1 (it says /11 but the '/' is just a 1 in disguise to it wouldn't be that obvious). We are facing the toughest times in human history my friends. Lock up you mom, dad, sister and cat etc... everyone but your exes. No one will be safe! ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/EzCBK.jpg)
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wow the david kim reference
was so good DAYVIE
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Epic blog. It's clearly Idra who's the mastermind, though - you think a lowly henchman would have body doubles?
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Can't be Browder, the 1-1-1 doesn't involve rocks.
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lol the DaVinci Code of SC!
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Blizzard EG and Team Liquid refusing inquires at this point in time.
WHAT DO THEY HAVE TO HIDE?
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I can't believe you totally forgot Tasteless, the inventor of the "Tasteless Build", which is the 1-1-1.
The Conspiracy is everywhere!
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On September 01 2011 03:10 Shootemup. wrote:
I can't believe you totally forgot Tasteless, the inventor of the "Tasteless Build", which is the 1-1-1.
The Conspiracy is everywhere!
Tasteless is a pawn, used as a diversion. The real players are harder to find. 
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Actually Mayan calendar ends on 21st of December 2012 but never mind
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I think that the real villain here is HuK. After all, he did join EG. I think that 1-1-1 was what inspired them to accept him into their ranks.
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wow you sir get all my cookies
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5/5 would read again.
Pure gold.
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On September 01 2011 01:34 Weson wrote:Im with you. I think Idra was on this from the beginning as he were terran in BW, then he just suddenly switched over to Zerg when sc2 launched... anyone else find this strange? I think it's a lot more to it then just these guys. I think the one on the top are someone we dont know about, someone that aren't very good at sc2. The man must be kinda retarded, have a sex life av functioning as Idras F4 button and terran. So my guess is this guy: + Show Spoiler +It forced Idra to play Zerg. The main goal with this was to get Idra so frustrated that he one day would punch the keyboard so hard that the evildoer "the F4 button" would break free and start commanding on its own. Do you see the the button? It tells you to play 1-1-1 (it says /11 but the '/' is just a 1 in disguise to it wouldn't be that obvious). We are facing the toughest times in human history my friends. Lock up you mom, dad, sister and cat etc... everyone but your exes. No one will be safe!
I don't see any flaws with your plan, nor do I see a way to accomplish this easier. You are a mastermind among the sc2 community. I don't suppose you're also tossgirl in disguise who's second motivation to do this was to hurt idra's hand in revenge for making you cry way back when?
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Hahaha. That first Dustin Browder pic is remarkably evil and tyrant-like. Love it.
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ITS GRACK!!
He wants all the tosses gone, and so he obviously used his Gracken powers to get Browder to subliminally put this insanely OP all-in into the game, so the protosses can die. Then he will kill all protoss players with the nukes... There is only one solution.
I'm switching to zerg.
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This thread deserves a trophy. Here's hoping it goes on the Spotlight tab on the front page.
Also, it was IdrA.
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Amazing read, mind=blown several times in one read... crazy. Grack is the mastermind by the way.
5/5
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I thought this was another stupid balance whine blog.
But now I see the light. Thank you.
Also, I, for one, welcome our new marathoning, drinking, streaming, chin-upping, grandmaster Tyler Wasieleski (damn that surname is hard to spell) overlord!
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Dustin Browder is the criminal master mind! I always knew there was a hidden message behind "terrible terrible damage" in a game specifically made for Terran campaign.
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I laughed almost the entire time I read this thread. I love you OP
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This was the highlight of my lunch break. Love the EG photo of all the doppelgangers LOL, great thread. Feature worthy .
Makes me want to go and do some 1/1/1 >.> <.<
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On September 01 2011 01:34 Weson wrote:Im with you. I think Idra was on this from the beginning as he were terran in BW, then he just suddenly switched over to Zerg when sc2 launched... anyone else find this strange? I think it's a lot more to it then just these guys. I think the one on the top are someone we dont know about, someone that aren't very good at sc2. The man must be kinda retarded, have a sex life av functioning as Idras F4 button and terran. So my guess is this guy: + Show Spoiler +It forced Idra to play Zerg. The main goal with this was to get Idra so frustrated that he one day would punch the keyboard so hard that the evildoer "the F4 button" would break free and start commanding on its own. Do you see the the button? It tells you to play 1-1-1 (it says /11 but the '/' is just a 1 in disguise to it wouldn't be that obvious). We are facing the toughest times in human history my friends. Lock up you mom, dad, sister and cat etc... everyone but your exes. No one will be safe!
Haha, nice
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