EPTShe is one of the creepiest people you will ever meet. She'd probably spend her time stealing kidneys if she weren't attractive.
This lead me to immediately think about two things:
1) This person think I'm attractive.
2) I have absolutely no clue why stealing kidneys is creepy.
I mean, seriously, don't people steal kidneys to sell on the black market for money? Isn't that more cruel than creepy? Either this person doesn't think I am very creepy or they are so completely uncreepy that they cannot even fathom creep acts. However, considering they were posting anonymously about how they believe I am creepy, yet attractive, I doubt it is the latter.
Anyway, when I was driving home today from visiting the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire, I found myself wondering if I truly am creepy. I reflected back on the previous moment, where I had been pondering if I was the only person who thought the green sports car driving past me tasted like green apple candy.
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Now, that doesn't seem very creepy, right? Just a simple girl wondering about the flavor of a car!
I thought about what I was wearing, perhaps that's where I get my creepiness from! I was wearing a black shirt with an aqua cat wearing yellow hipster glasses and shooting laser beams out of it's eyes. In addition, I had a black leather and suede pouch that I had picked up at the Renaissance Faire clasped to my belt.
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Well, it's definitely a strange outfit, but I'm not sure if it's the kindey kidnapping kind. Though I did have the making's of my Nidalee spear in the trunk. That seems much more suspicious, right?
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Stabby, stab, stab? Not sure the foam would be any good for harvesting kidneys, but fake weapons definitely seem strange! Oh, and there was what I was listening to: Killer Queen, by Queen. I guess that's not too strange on it's own, but it's on a CD I have that's half queen with a few Cake songs (Pretty Pink Ribbon and Symphony in C), Pendulum (Fasten your Seatbelts and Tarantula) with a 15 minute long dubstep mix that I have on there slowly because it has a the pokemon song that goes into the best drop ever with "Piiikkaaaaa--chwawawawawa."
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Then again, I'm not exactly sure what kind of music creepy kidney robbers listen to... or if they have my particular love of beer and cheese (both of which were also in the car).
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No matter how much I try, I just can't see my kidney thievery tendencies, it just doesn't quite fit with the rest of the picture. Then again, none a single part of the picture seems to fit with the rest of the picture.
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Oh, well...
Oh, yeah, and bonus points for the first person to guess which beer that is.
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