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Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 04:54:17
August 15 2011 17:41 GMT
#1
Yesterday, I googled myself and ran across a comment I had forgotten about. The end of the comment was this:

She is one of the creepiest people you will ever meet. She'd probably spend her time stealing kidneys if she weren't attractive.


This lead me to immediately think about two things:

1) This person think I'm attractive.
2) I have absolutely no clue why stealing kidneys is creepy.

I mean, seriously, don't people steal kidneys to sell on the black market for money? Isn't that more cruel than creepy? Either this person doesn't think I am very creepy or they are so completely uncreepy that they cannot even fathom creep acts. However, considering they were posting anonymously about how they believe I am creepy, yet attractive, I doubt it is the latter.

Anyway, when I was driving home today from visiting the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire, I found myself wondering if I truly am creepy. I reflected back on the previous moment, where I had been pondering if I was the only person who thought the green sports car driving past me tasted like green apple candy.



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Now, that doesn't seem very creepy, right? Just a simple girl wondering about the flavor of a car!

I thought about what I was wearing, perhaps that's where I get my creepiness from! I was wearing a black shirt with an aqua cat wearing yellow hipster glasses and shooting laser beams out of it's eyes. In addition, I had a black leather and suede pouch that I had picked up at the Renaissance Faire clasped to my belt.



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Well, it's definitely a strange outfit, but I'm not sure if it's the kindey kidnapping kind. Though I did have the making's of my Nidalee spear in the trunk. That seems much more suspicious, right?



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Stabby, stab, stab? Not sure the foam would be any good for harvesting kidneys, but fake weapons definitely seem strange! Oh, and there was what I was listening to: Killer Queen, by Queen. I guess that's not too strange on it's own, but it's on a CD I have that's half queen with a few Cake songs (Pretty Pink Ribbon and Symphony in C), Pendulum (Fasten your Seatbelts and Tarantula) with a 15 minute long dubstep mix that I have on there slowly because it has a the pokemon song that goes into the best drop ever with "Piiikkaaaaa--chwawawawawa."



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Then again, I'm not exactly sure what kind of music creepy kidney robbers listen to... or if they have my particular love of beer and cheese (both of which were also in the car).



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No matter how much I try, I just can't see my kidney thievery tendencies, it just doesn't quite fit with the rest of the picture. Then again, none a single part of the picture seems to fit with the rest of the picture.



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Oh, well...



Oh, yeah, and bonus points for the first person to guess which beer that is.

**
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
SigmaoctanusIV
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States3313 Posts
August 15 2011 17:47 GMT
#2
Awesome post love the pictures. Also Kidney thieves are generally halflings.
I am Godzilla You are Japan
Th1rdEye
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1074 Posts
August 15 2011 17:48 GMT
#3
mad elf
from the days of: TheMarine [NC]...YellOw [H.O.T.]-Forever99 OgOgO [_MuMyung_] ChRh PlayGrrrr.... SlayerS_`BoxeR` [Oops]Reach [ReD]NaDa [DF]zergboy..!! Pusan[S.G] Nal_rA GARIMTO SSamJJang ChoJJa JinSu Silent_Control iloveoov H_PauL_WII JulyZerg [DaK]JoYo
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3721 Posts
August 15 2011 17:51 GMT
#4
Lol nice blog.
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
August 15 2011 17:52 GMT
#5
Sierra Nevada
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
August 15 2011 17:55 GMT
#6
On August 16 2011 02:52 Sinensis wrote:
Sierra Nevada


Winner!

Bravo! How did you guess? The green color or my love of IPAs?

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
August 15 2011 17:57 GMT
#7
On August 16 2011 02:55 Riku wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 16 2011 02:52 Sinensis wrote:
Sierra Nevada


Winner!

Bravo! How did you guess? The green color or my love of IPAs?



Green gave it away for me. It's what I keep in my fridge.
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
August 15 2011 17:58 GMT
#8
On August 16 2011 02:57 Sinensis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 16 2011 02:55 Riku wrote:
On August 16 2011 02:52 Sinensis wrote:
Sierra Nevada


Winner!

Bravo! How did you guess? The green color or my love of IPAs?



Green gave it away for me. It's what I keep in my fridge.


Ah, kudos to you!

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
August 15 2011 18:04 GMT
#9
The Hello Kitty is a little creepy tbh.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
KhAmun
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1005 Posts
August 15 2011 18:07 GMT
#10
Mmmmm Sierra Nevada...
Tasty.
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
August 15 2011 18:25 GMT
#11
I think I have the same shirt as you! could you post a pic?
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
August 15 2011 18:33 GMT
#12
On August 16 2011 03:25 ShaperofDreams wrote:
I think I have the same shirt as you! could you post a pic?



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Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
August 15 2011 18:40 GMT
#13
On August 16 2011 03:25 ShaperofDreams wrote:
I think I have the same shirt as you! could you post a pic?

Sneaky sneaky...
:)
PJFrylar
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States350 Posts
August 15 2011 18:47 GMT
#14
Hmmm, so the prospect of abducting someone, knocking them out, cutting them open and removing the kidneys, stitching them up, and then throwing them in a tub of ice at all creepy? Maybe you are a bit creepy lol.
Enervate
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1769 Posts
August 15 2011 18:50 GMT
#15
On August 16 2011 03:40 synapse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 16 2011 03:25 ShaperofDreams wrote:
I think I have the same shirt as you! could you post a pic?

Sneaky sneaky...

lol

I enjoyed the pictures btw.
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
August 15 2011 18:50 GMT
#16
On August 16 2011 03:47 FireBearHero wrote:
Hmmm, so the prospect of abducting someone, knocking them out, cutting them open and removing the kidneys, stitching them up, and then throwing them in a tub of ice at all creepy? Maybe you are a bit creepy lol.


I'm pretty sure abducting someone, knocking them out and fondling them while watching teletubbies is way creepier.

I mean, certainly, abducting someone is rather creepy, but removing their kidneys? Unless you have weird plans for those kidneys, it's not actually as creepy as most abduction situations.


Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
SecondChance
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia603 Posts
August 15 2011 18:59 GMT
#17
I really have no idea what I just read.
I see the want to in your eyes.
illKarasu
Profile Joined March 2011
United States58 Posts
August 15 2011 19:01 GMT
#18
How can I get my hands on that awesome pika dubstep? I laughed out loud at the awesomeness it must be. but i'm at work and was obliged to explain the series of events leading up to "Piiikkaaaaa--chwawawawawa"...anyways dubstep F[T]W !! love your blogs hahahaha
GigaFlop
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1146 Posts
August 15 2011 19:24 GMT
#19
Why in the world would you be a kidney thief? I'd think you would be an engineer instead
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ "Shift-Q oftentimes makes a capital Q" - Day[9] || iNcontrol - Alligator from heaven = ^
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3721 Posts
August 15 2011 19:27 GMT
#20
Oh no you drink Sierra Nevada? Yuck. Except for the I think its called Christmas Ale? I cant remember.
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
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