Yesterday, I googled myself and ran across a comment I had forgotten about. The end of the comment was this:
She is one of the creepiest people you will ever meet. She'd probably spend her time stealing kidneys if she weren't attractive.
This lead me to immediately think about two things:
1) This person think I'm attractive. 2) I have absolutely no clue why stealing kidneys is creepy.
I mean, seriously, don't people steal kidneys to sell on the black market for money? Isn't that more cruel than creepy? Either this person doesn't think I am very creepy or they are so completely uncreepy that they cannot even fathom creep acts. However, considering they were posting anonymously about how they believe I am creepy, yet attractive, I doubt it is the latter.
Anyway, when I was driving home today from visiting the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire, I found myself wondering if I truly am creepy. I reflected back on the previous moment, where I had been pondering if I was the only person who thought the green sports car driving past me tasted like green apple candy.
Now, that doesn't seem very creepy, right? Just a simple girl wondering about the flavor of a car!
I thought about what I was wearing, perhaps that's where I get my creepiness from! I was wearing a black shirt with an aqua cat wearing yellow hipster glasses and shooting laser beams out of it's eyes. In addition, I had a black leather and suede pouch that I had picked up at the Renaissance Faire clasped to my belt.
Well, it's definitely a strange outfit, but I'm not sure if it's the kindey kidnapping kind. Though I did have the making's of my Nidalee spear in the trunk. That seems much more suspicious, right?
Stabby, stab, stab? Not sure the foam would be any good for harvesting kidneys, but fake weapons definitely seem strange! Oh, and there was what I was listening to: Killer Queen, by Queen. I guess that's not too strange on it's own, but it's on a CD I have that's half queen with a few Cake songs (Pretty Pink Ribbon and Symphony in C), Pendulum (Fasten your Seatbelts and Tarantula) with a 15 minute long dubstep mix that I have on there slowly because it has a the pokemon song that goes into the best drop ever with "Piiikkaaaaa--chwawawawawa."
Then again, I'm not exactly sure what kind of music creepy kidney robbers listen to... or if they have my particular love of beer and cheese (both of which were also in the car).
No matter how much I try, I just can't see my kidney thievery tendencies, it just doesn't quite fit with the rest of the picture. Then again, none a single part of the picture seems to fit with the rest of the picture.
Oh, well...
Oh, yeah, and bonus points for the first person to guess which beer that is.
Hmmm, so the prospect of abducting someone, knocking them out, cutting them open and removing the kidneys, stitching them up, and then throwing them in a tub of ice at all creepy? Maybe you are a bit creepy lol.
On August 16 2011 03:47 FireBearHero wrote: Hmmm, so the prospect of abducting someone, knocking them out, cutting them open and removing the kidneys, stitching them up, and then throwing them in a tub of ice at all creepy? Maybe you are a bit creepy lol.
I'm pretty sure abducting someone, knocking them out and fondling them while watching teletubbies is way creepier.
I mean, certainly, abducting someone is rather creepy, but removing their kidneys? Unless you have weird plans for those kidneys, it's not actually as creepy as most abduction situations.
How can I get my hands on that awesome pika dubstep? I laughed out loud at the awesomeness it must be. but i'm at work and was obliged to explain the series of events leading up to "Piiikkaaaaa--chwawawawawa"...anyways dubstep F[T]W !! love your blogs hahahaha
On August 16 2011 04:01 illKarasu wrote: How can I get my hands on that awesome pika dubstep? I laughed out loud at the awesomeness it must be. but i'm at work and was obliged to explain the series of events leading up to "Piiikkaaaaa--chwawawawawa"...anyways dubstep F[T]W !! love your blogs hahahaha
Enjoy!
On August 16 2011 04:24 GigaFlop wrote: Why in the world would you be a kidney thief? I'd think you would be an engineer instead
I know, right? lol
On August 16 2011 04:27 DyEnasTy wrote: Oh no you drink Sierra Nevada? Yuck. Except for the I think its called Christmas Ale? I cant remember.
On August 16 2011 04:01 illKarasu wrote: How can I get my hands on that awesome pika dubstep? I laughed out loud at the awesomeness it must be. but i'm at work and was obliged to explain the series of events leading up to "Piiikkaaaaa--chwawawawawa"...anyways dubstep F[T]W !! love your blogs hahahaha
On August 16 2011 04:01 illKarasu wrote: How can I get my hands on that awesome pika dubstep? I laughed out loud at the awesomeness it must be. but i'm at work and was obliged to explain the series of events leading up to "Piiikkaaaaa--chwawawawawa"...anyways dubstep F[T]W !! love your blogs hahahaha
On August 16 2011 04:01 illKarasu wrote: How can I get my hands on that awesome pika dubstep? I laughed out loud at the awesomeness it must be. but i'm at work and was obliged to explain the series of events leading up to "Piiikkaaaaa--chwawawawawa"...anyways dubstep F[T]W !! love your blogs hahahaha
I've gone though this enough times to know that getting personal and making comparisons is never a good idea, so I won't do that. But the bottom line is she's very pretty and in fact quite a bit prettier than you.
I'm sure you've noticed she casually snuck in several pictures of herself in her blog. As long as she continues to do so, I'll have no need to read your blog.
On August 16 2011 06:58 -_- wrote: Sorry Riku, I had a lot of fun reading your blog, but all good things come to end. There's no easy way to say this, but...
I've gone though this enough times to know that getting personal and making comparisons is never a good idea, so I won't do that. But the bottom line is she's very pretty and in fact quite a bit prettier than you.
I'm sure you've noticed she casually snuck in several pictures of herself in her blog. As long as she continues to do so, I'll have no need to read your blog.
Goodbye.
I always knew anyone with the -_- face as their name could not be trusted for long.
On August 16 2011 06:58 -_- wrote: Sorry Riku, I had a lot of fun reading your blog, but all good things come to end. There's no easy way to say this, but...
I've gone though this enough times to know that getting personal and making comparisons is never a good idea, so I won't do that. But the bottom line is she's very pretty and in fact quite a bit prettier than you.
I'm sure you've noticed she casually snuck in several pictures of herself in her blog. As long as she continues to do so, I'll have no need to read your blog.
Goodbye.
O.o
That's fine. I'm happy being the whacky Riku that talks about awkward moments and conventions and old video games.
Truthfully, good riddance if you just read this because I'm female.
Also, the only blogs by her I've read was her diet blog and her blog about piss in the bathroom...
I mean, if that's what interests you, have at it. To each their own, right?
On August 16 2011 04:01 illKarasu wrote: How can I get my hands on that awesome pika dubstep? I laughed out loud at the awesomeness it must be. but i'm at work and was obliged to explain the series of events leading up to "Piiikkaaaaa--chwawawawawa"...anyways dubstep F[T]W !! love your blogs hahahaha
On August 16 2011 04:24 GigaFlop wrote: Why in the world would you be a kidney thief? I'd think you would be an engineer instead
I know, right? lol
On August 16 2011 04:27 DyEnasTy wrote: Oh no you drink Sierra Nevada? Yuck. Except for the I think its called Christmas Ale? I cant remember.
Do you dislike IPAs in general?
That is a very, very, very, very nice mix.
I can't decide if i I love or hate dubstep. I dislike it as music, but I couldnt help myself from giggling during that.
I've tried listening to it before... Like trying a new restaurant or something. I would have never come back to that establishment. There may have been a few good dishes, but the rest are garbage in my eyes.
aww, I googled "She is one of the creepiest people you will ever meet. She'd probably spend her time stealing kidneys if she weren't attractive" and only found this thread
On August 16 2011 08:47 7mk wrote: aww, I googled "She is one of the creepiest people you will ever meet. She'd probably spend her time stealing kidneys if she weren't attractive" and only found this thread
Luckily, the site where the comment is doesn't seem to allow you to search their comments, only the main post detail.
On August 16 2011 06:58 -_- wrote: Sorry Riku, I had a lot of fun reading your blog, but all good things come to end. There's no easy way to say this, but...
I've gone though this enough times to know that getting personal and making comparisons is never a good idea, so I won't do that. But the bottom line is she's very pretty and in fact quite a bit prettier than you.
I'm sure you've noticed she casually snuck in several pictures of herself in her blog. As long as she continues to do so, I'll have no need to read your blog.
Goodbye.
O.o
That's fine. I'm happy being the whacky Riku that talks about awkward moments and conventions and old video games.
Truthfully, good riddance if you just read this because I'm female.
Also, the only blogs by her I've read was her diet blog and her blog about piss in the bathroom...
I mean, if that's what interests you, have at it. To each their own, right?
Nonono, don't alienate your core audience by saying things like that. This is why you're 3rd last on the blog ladder and RedJustice is on page 2 (of 10) of the blog ladder. D- scrubs don't get better by talking shit about low-level pros, they get better by moving beyond their lame ideas of strategy, and then actually trying something good.
On August 16 2011 06:58 -_- wrote: Sorry Riku, I had a lot of fun reading your blog, but all good things come to end. There's no easy way to say this, but...
I've gone though this enough times to know that getting personal and making comparisons is never a good idea, so I won't do that. But the bottom line is she's very pretty and in fact quite a bit prettier than you.
I'm sure you've noticed she casually snuck in several pictures of herself in her blog. As long as she continues to do so, I'll have no need to read your blog.
Goodbye.
O.o
That's fine. I'm happy being the whacky Riku that talks about awkward moments and conventions and old video games.
Truthfully, good riddance if you just read this because I'm female.
Also, the only blogs by her I've read was her diet blog and her blog about piss in the bathroom...
I mean, if that's what interests you, have at it. To each their own, right?
Nonono, don't alienate your core audience by saying things like that. This is why you're 3rd last on the blog ladder and RedJustice is on page 2 (of 10) of the blog ladder. D- scrubs don't get better by talking shit about low-level pros, they get better by moving beyond their lame ideas of strategy, and then actually trying something good.
Actually, I think I'm on the last page because I aggravated the wrong people and complained about my ratings once, then watched people go back through all of my old blogs and rate each of them 1.
While my old blogs had high ratings, they had low view counts, so those votes of 1 made them decrease in rating quite quickly. All of my newer blogs have much, much higher ratings.
Not that ratings really matter at all, and, truthfully, I'm a little sadden I'm not dead last anymore, that was rather a thing of pride.
Instead, we all know that I'm on the Liquid Proposting Team. ;p
I'm glad you're glad that someone found you attractive. You can just come out and say it though. You don't need to attempt to muddle your post with silly pictures and stuff about kidney stealing to distract us, because we all can see through it.
On August 16 2011 11:11 Rekrul wrote: I'm glad you're glad that someone found you attractive. You can just come out and say it though. You don't need to attempt to muddle your post with silly pictures and stuff about kidney stealing to distract us, because we all can see through it.
Wat...
:/
Dude, it was a joke about ignoring the harsh trolling and laughing at the unintentional compliment.
I see your anime con life is leaking over into your near-unconscious mind, considering how that spear looks almost exactly like that Nida Lee (or whatever that Tarzan chick with the clown-sized furs is called).
Thumbs up for cheese, Queen, and Sierra Nevada though, I really enjoy their porter most. You should check out apple-smoked Gouda cheese if you ever come across it.
EDIT: Don't argue with Rekrul, what possible retort can you have to death?
On August 16 2011 11:39 Fortis wrote: I see your anime con life is leaking over into your near-unconscious mind, considering how that spear looks almost exactly like that Nida Lee (or whatever that Tarzan chick with the clown-sized furs is called).
Thumbs up for cheese, Queen, and Sierra Nevada though, I really enjoy their porter most. You should check out apple-smoked Gouda cheese if you ever come across it.
EDIT: Don't argue with Rekrul, what possible retort can you have to death?
That is my Nidalee spear.
I've had apple-smoked gouda, but apple-smoked white cheddar is my favorite!
Edit:
Actually, this cheese is one of my favorites (the third one, Irish Cahill Porter Cheddar):
On August 16 2011 06:58 -_- wrote: Sorry Riku, I had a lot of fun reading your blog, but all good things come to end. There's no easy way to say this, but...
I've gone though this enough times to know that getting personal and making comparisons is never a good idea, so I won't do that. But the bottom line is she's very pretty and in fact quite a bit prettier than you.
I'm sure you've noticed she casually snuck in several pictures of herself in her blog. As long as she continues to do so, I'll have no need to read your blog.
Goodbye.
O.o
That's fine. I'm happy being the whacky Riku that talks about awkward moments and conventions and old video games.
Truthfully, good riddance if you just read this because I'm female.
Also, the only blogs by her I've read was her diet blog and her blog about piss in the bathroom...
I mean, if that's what interests you, have at it. To each their own, right?
I apologize. I didn't mean to be disrespectful. But my mother always said when it comes to girls, ABH, ABH, then ABH some more (Always Be Honest). RedJustice is just so beatiful, I couldn't make any other decision.
There must be something about you, because I couldn't just walk away from your blog without checking back in, but this will be my last post. Still, I'll rate you a 5 for the memories.
On August 16 2011 11:39 Fortis wrote: I see your anime con life is leaking over into your near-unconscious mind, considering how that spear looks almost exactly like that Nida Lee (or whatever that Tarzan chick with the clown-sized furs is called).
Thumbs up for cheese, Queen, and Sierra Nevada though, I really enjoy their porter most. You should check out apple-smoked Gouda cheese if you ever come across it.
EDIT: Don't argue with Rekrul, what possible retort can you have to death?
That is my Nidalee spear.
I've had apple-smoked gouda, but apple-smoked white cheddar is my favorite!
Edit:
Actually, this cheese is one of my favorites (the third one, Irish Cahill Porter Cheddar):
I won't lie, I don't have much taste for matching beer with cheese, I just get my favorite beers and favorite cheeses and mix and match ^^ Do you know if there is a specific site for such things or whatnot?
On August 16 2011 11:39 Fortis wrote: I see your anime con life is leaking over into your near-unconscious mind, considering how that spear looks almost exactly like that Nida Lee (or whatever that Tarzan chick with the clown-sized furs is called).
Thumbs up for cheese, Queen, and Sierra Nevada though, I really enjoy their porter most. You should check out apple-smoked Gouda cheese if you ever come across it.
EDIT: Don't argue with Rekrul, what possible retort can you have to death?
That is my Nidalee spear.
I've had apple-smoked gouda, but apple-smoked white cheddar is my favorite!
Edit:
Actually, this cheese is one of my favorites (the third one, Irish Cahill Porter Cheddar):
I won't lie, I don't have much taste for matching beer with cheese, I just get my favorite beers and favorite cheeses and mix and match ^^ Do you know if there is a specific site for such things or whatnot?
Hm, no, not that I'm aware of. Googling the beer or cheese will probably give you a match, though!
On August 16 2011 11:11 Rekrul wrote: I'm glad you're glad that someone found you attractive. You can just come out and say it though. You don't need to attempt to muddle your post with silly pictures and stuff about kidney stealing to distract us, because we all can see through it.
I was thinking this same thing. She is hot though, im not gonna lie.
Let's see... -1 for the kidney stealing, I definitely think it's creepy. I don't agree with your distinction between cruel and creepy, as it seems you are stealing kidneys from a poor person just trying to get a good night's sleep, not buying kidneys from immigrants or stealing them from prisonners to sell them on the black market. In other words, if you came and stole my kidneys, I would definitely categorise you as creepy. Although probably cruel too. But creepy before all. Even more so if you do so using for surgical tool a Nidalee cosplay spear.
-1 for the beer. I hate beer, all kinds of beer, I dislike alcohol in general and this is my rating so there.
-1 for cheese, this coming from one of the reputedly most cheesy countries on Earth. Cheese stinks. Especially in your car.
+2 for Killer Queen, because if you absolutely have to drink, it might as well be Moët & Chandon. A pretty cabinet is always useful, and it's the only song I know that mentions Khrouchtchev.
+1 for the T-Shirt. Because hell, why not.
+2 for attracting Jinro, that's quite the unspoken dream of mine
-1 for not accepting a mudwrestling match with a newbie blogger, that's always a shame
+1 for car flavours, because if something is that green it might as well taste like candy
Total of 2 stars. If you wish a better rating from me, you're going to have to mix some refinement into your madness. What made the Mad Hatter brilliant after all was tea, not booze. Or at the very least booze in tea.
So there, seeing that my approval is OBVIOUSLY the ultimate goal in your existence (after all I kinda sorta from afar can look like day9, except that I actually do speak french, take THAT!) you know what's left for you to do.
Oh, I'm perfectly fine with accepting a match, I was just trying to avoid speaking on the subject because I don't think I have anything to say on it that wouldn't sound cocky.
:/
I really do have a height, reach and training advantage, though! :3
On August 16 2011 21:22 moopie wrote: We require more kidneys.
NEED MOAR KIDNEYS!
On August 16 2011 21:41 OpticalShot wrote: What a series of random but entertaining drawings lol. Never tried that beer though, maybe I should try it out this weekend.
On August 16 2011 11:11 Rekrul wrote: I'm glad you're glad that someone found you attractive. You can just come out and say it though. You don't need to attempt to muddle your post with silly pictures and stuff about kidney stealing to distract us, because we all can see through it.
This x1000.
Rekrul is a man I can agree with more often then not.
On August 16 2011 20:50 Riku wrote: Oh, I'm perfectly fine with accepting a match, I was just trying to avoid speaking on the subject because I don't think I have anything to say on it that wouldn't sound cocky.
:/
I really do have a height, reach and training advantage, though! :3
Overreacting....even an alpha-female like her would be weary of someone who'd steal kidneys.
On August 16 2011 20:50 Riku wrote: Oh, I'm perfectly fine with accepting a match, I was just trying to avoid speaking on the subject because I don't think I have anything to say on it that wouldn't sound cocky.
:/
I really do have a height, reach and training advantage, though! :3
Well if you have Reach with you then this should be no-contest.
On August 16 2011 11:39 Fortis wrote: I see your anime con life is leaking over into your near-unconscious mind, considering how that spear looks almost exactly like that Nida Lee (or whatever that Tarzan chick with the clown-sized furs is called).
Thumbs up for cheese, Queen, and Sierra Nevada though, I really enjoy their porter most. You should check out apple-smoked Gouda cheese if you ever come across it.
EDIT: Don't argue with Rekrul, what possible retort can you have to death?
O.O When you ban someone they aren't just banned from your blog. O No, they are banned from the whole community! Also, I think you are definitely a lot hotter than that RedJustice. O and, Justice is a dog's name so uhh... yeah Riku wins :3. 4/5 since you went crazy but you didn't post a pic of yourself
edit: Also, You are now Queen Riku *Bows before striding out the door*
On August 16 2011 11:39 Fortis wrote: I see your anime con life is leaking over into your near-unconscious mind, considering how that spear looks almost exactly like that Nida Lee (or whatever that Tarzan chick with the clown-sized furs is called).
Thumbs up for cheese, Queen, and Sierra Nevada though, I really enjoy their porter most. You should check out apple-smoked Gouda cheese if you ever come across it.
EDIT: Don't argue with Rekrul, what possible retort can you have to death?
O.O When you ban someone they aren't just banned from your blog. O No, they are banned from the whole community! Also, I think you are definitely a lot hotter than that RedJustice. O and, Justice is a dog's name so uhh... yeah Riku wins :3. 4/5 since you went crazy but you didn't post a pic of yourself
edit: Also, You are now Queen Riku *Bows before striding out the door*
Ah... titles are rather silly, but I appreciate the sentiment.
I've never posted a picture of myself just to post one and I certainly haven't posted any of the more flattering pictures of myself because they don't have anything to do with my blogs. Generally, I'm running around being wild and crazy without making and such, not posing all done up with TL gear.
Actually, I think I hardly wear make-up at all now, it's not like I'm trying to impress my coworkers or my computer.
Oh riku, you are so quirky and unique. I mean who would be random enough to think a car tastes like candy? XD. And then I saw the lazer cat t-shirt. LOL. You also listen to pendulum and pikachu dubstep ROFL and people think you are a kidney thief. You look just like a creepy murderer in the last picture, stealing peoples kidneys with a cosplay spear :33.
I dunno. I think Brown has a taste, or a smell. I don't really have synaesthesia or anything but my mind is really good at making associations like that. Everything has a certain "feel" or emotion or piece of music I associate with it. Green just feels good and calm - but I'm thinking more of a forest green - green apple like that definitely carries with it that green apple taste.
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