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lolsixtynine
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States600 Posts
July 14 2011 13:02 GMT
#181
Team Liquid needs a "Best of TL" read-only section for threads like this.
Hemera
Profile Joined February 2011
Denmark15 Posts
July 14 2011 13:04 GMT
#182
I didn't laugh.
MajorityofOne
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2506 Posts
July 14 2011 13:27 GMT
#183
The OP was awesome, then the replies took it to a whole 'nother level. Kind of strange that some people are missing the joke >.>

Anyways, SirJolt, you and many of the fine folk adding to this hilarity have earned your five stars
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
July 14 2011 13:46 GMT
#184
So your hate was all a lie?

You were just practicing when you PM'ed me?

I'm gonna send you angry PMs about this.
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
July 14 2011 14:09 GMT
#185
bahahaha :D
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
July 14 2011 14:13 GMT
#186
This is pr e oposterous
...
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
July 14 2011 14:23 GMT
#187
Made my day
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Shuray
Profile Joined July 2008
Brazil642 Posts
July 14 2011 14:27 GMT
#188
Good luck in your journey SirJolt, I wish you the best of luck.
OPman
Profile Joined December 2010
United States131 Posts
July 14 2011 14:53 GMT
#189
I know a good site for word builds. Check out dictionary.com
Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Lord_of_Chaos
Profile Joined June 2007
Sweden372 Posts
July 14 2011 16:27 GMT
#190
Proposterous.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
July 14 2011 16:30 GMT
#191
On July 14 2011 01:19 Milkis wrote:
Just letting people know I offer tutoring services for posters hoping to get climb higher in the TL blog ladder. We can discuss rates, but be prepared to pay at least 2000 ESPORTS Dollars per hour.


Which IRL costs absolutely zero because Esports players never get paid! :D

Loving the blog, 5/5
Useless wet fish.
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
July 14 2011 16:45 GMT
#192
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 14 2011 16:47 GMT
#193
On July 15 2011 01:45 Jathin wrote:
Keep your post count low imo. There is a lot of prestige in (time since starting account in days)/(total # of posts)

Fuck man, I can't believe I just lost prestige typing this.


You lost prestige awhile ago. Almost 3,000 posts, psh. Nasty.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
BlackGosu
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada1046 Posts
July 14 2011 16:58 GMT
#194
i dont recommend anyone dropping out of school. if you would like to pursue your dreams that is fine, but finsihing school is very important since you can then have something to fall back on, if your first plan fails
Jar Jar Binks
Twistacles
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1327 Posts
July 14 2011 17:18 GMT
#195
Amazing post. So tired of all these 'I'm gonna go pro but i'm silver' threads.

Nice way of poking fun =)
"If you don't give a shit which gum you buy, get stride" - Tyler
Everhate
Profile Joined September 2010
United States640 Posts
July 14 2011 17:33 GMT
#196
You appear to be well on your way, but you must not slack in your practice.

For example, I have concerns about your apparent lack of experience with the use of ellipses...as they are all the rage of the current metaposting trend as excessive use of acronyms and other abbreviations all have well-defined countermeasures.

GL HF GG.
gimpy
Profile Joined June 2010
United States72 Posts
July 14 2011 18:22 GMT
#197
sfw pics thread posting is OP. Blizz, nerf plz...
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
July 14 2011 18:23 GMT
#198
This is literally the best blog I've ever read on Teamliquid.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
N3rV[Green]
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1935 Posts
July 14 2011 18:45 GMT
#199
There are people that didn't get it.....WOOOOSHHHHHHHHH.

Right over their heads.

This was pretty fucking awesome 5/5
Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
July 14 2011 21:06 GMT
#200
On July 14 2011 01:06 Riku wrote:
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I've just come to the realization that the majority of TL people hate me.

:/

For all of the callous I've built up against trolling and haters, I'm actually oddly hurt and depressed...


hey I rated you a 5. Same as this guy :D
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
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