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Giwoon
Profile Joined December 2010
Korea (South)431 Posts
July 14 2011 00:49 GMT
#141
are you gonna start streaming? i'd like to watch some high level posting
BUTTHURT?
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
July 14 2011 00:49 GMT
#142
You should try lose that reputation of being a dirty stream poacher.
...
bakesale
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States187 Posts
July 14 2011 00:53 GMT
#143
On July 14 2011 03:36 phantem wrote:
You're using Cambria? If you ever plan on going pro you're gonna need to switch to a much more standard font. I would suggest Times New Roman or Calibri. If you really wanna change it up then a Comic Sans maybe once for a bo5 but Cambria is just a bad strat.


Are you kidding? I can't think of one use of Comic Sans in professional posting. Maybe that shit will fly for your bronze-league lemonade stand signage, but you can't cheese your way to any real results.

I agree with switching away from Cambria, though. It's such a standard opening that any competent opponent can counter in his sleep.
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
July 14 2011 01:10 GMT
#144
This gave me a good chuckle. Good blog lmao.
sas01
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada303 Posts
July 14 2011 01:28 GMT
#145
SirJolt is the future poster bonjwa!!!
CluEleSs_UK
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom583 Posts
July 14 2011 01:53 GMT
#146
You're only high on the ladder because you use the OP font.
"If it turns out he is leaving the ESL to focus on cooking crystal meth I'll agree that it is somewhat disgraceful, but I'll hold off judgement until then."
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
July 14 2011 02:00 GMT
#147
Give us some replays and live casts mate
is Day[J] casting?
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
July 14 2011 02:31 GMT
#148
On July 14 2011 09:53 bakesale wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2011 03:36 phantem wrote:
You're using Cambria? If you ever plan on going pro you're gonna need to switch to a much more standard font. I would suggest Times New Roman or Calibri. If you really wanna change it up then a Comic Sans maybe once for a bo5 but Cambria is just a bad strat.


Are you kidding? I can't think of one use of Comic Sans in professional posting. Maybe that shit will fly for your bronze-league lemonade stand signage, but you can't cheese your way to any real results.

I agree with switching away from Cambria, though. It's such a standard opening that any competent opponent can counter in his sleep.


I used Helvetica before it became standard. Just saying..
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
jenzebubble
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States183 Posts
July 14 2011 02:35 GMT
#149
I applaud your enthusiasm. I have considered the same, but decided to keep my amateur status to preserve my Olympic eligibility.
"It's like waxing your balls, it hurts like a biiiitch but after they are silky smooth...." -Kennigit
Phelix
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1931 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-14 02:40:13
July 14 2011 02:38 GMT
#150
I think that you might need to adopt the Korean training method of becoming a proposter. I suggest going over to Korean forums to learn their ways, as well as adopting their language. Bring that back here and use them for your advantage.

Practice is always good, just keep it up and set a goal for yourself everyday.
Venture Capital is better off spent on lottery tickets rather than investing in E-Sports; you'll get a far better return. The difference is simple: Koreans are tryharding at the game, foreigners are tryharding in real-life.
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
July 14 2011 02:48 GMT
#151
I don't know what's funnier. This blog or some of the responses its getting.

Question to the 'serious' bloggers: why do you care about your rating?

You've never met most of these people in person. Stop worrying about superfluous things.

lmao

a9arnn
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1537 Posts
July 14 2011 03:18 GMT
#152
Wow, I'm so envious of your amazing blog skills, I wish I could hit the blog ladder like some of the greats out there, but hitting that post button is a little intimidating . Good luck on your journey though, I'm sure you'll be great in no time!

PS: Super entertaining read, great video too :D
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JawHun
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States151 Posts
July 14 2011 03:20 GMT
#153
This is so so good. Yes.
waxypants
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States479 Posts
July 14 2011 03:28 GMT
#154
On July 14 2011 02:04 Torenhire wrote:
[image loading]

SirJolt is already climbing the ranks. You're like mid-masters rank right now, but I think Fuddx is sitting comfortably at the Rank 1 Grandmaster ProBlogger.

Your training is obviously going well, but you need to push yourself even harder. Maybe set up a prohouse and get some of the worlds top pros together and have 14 hour practice sessions. Only then will you break into Grandmasters.



wtf is that page, how do you get to it?
boon2537
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States905 Posts
July 14 2011 03:38 GMT
#155
I never write a blog before, but reading this blog might shed my fear of blogging :D
dudecrush
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada418 Posts
July 14 2011 03:47 GMT
#156
On July 14 2011 12:28 waxypants wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 14 2011 02:04 Torenhire wrote:
[image loading]

SirJolt is already climbing the ranks. You're like mid-masters rank right now, but I think Fuddx is sitting comfortably at the Rank 1 Grandmaster ProBlogger.

Your training is obviously going well, but you need to push yourself even harder. Maybe set up a prohouse and get some of the worlds top pros together and have 14 hour practice sessions. Only then will you break into Grandmasters.



wtf is that page, how do you get to it?


Here
myopia
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2928 Posts
July 14 2011 03:56 GMT
#157
Believers in the One True Blog must make a pilgrimage to Arizona at least once in their lifetime.

Follow the balloons.
it's my first day
supdubdup
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States916 Posts
July 14 2011 04:04 GMT
#158
I heard you weren't the writer to the KOTAKU article. I think that's a great way to open your speech.
Turn it Up
zipz0p
Profile Joined February 2010
United States123 Posts
July 14 2011 04:33 GMT
#159
You have won my heart, SirJolt. From the first words of yours that I read, I was sucked in, and soon I was giggling to myself in the glow of my monitor. It wasn't long before you had me in stitches, and this post is sheer genius. Good luck, I hope you make it as a proposter (the similarity to preposterous is not wasted on me).
u gotta skate
DtorR
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia171 Posts
July 14 2011 04:41 GMT
#160
I seem to be missing something. Is a proposter just someone who can create accurate and precise blogs in forums in a shortly timed manner??

But really wouldn't it be better to be a journalist or a secretary?
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