Did you consider switching police ? Yours is quite hard to master, and if you want to meet quick success, another one should be better. Don't forget to polish your timing and typing by massing custom documents. I can email you some High Master Posters account if you want.

jazzbassmatt

United States566 Posts

July 16 2011 00:01 GMT

#222

I am generally good with posting but poll-cheese always defeats me

hybersnack

Denmark9 Posts

July 16 2011 01:45 GMT

#223

Read this while drunk and took it seriously.... Read it again while sober and got a good laugh

awesome post

ChristianS

United States3304 Posts

July 16 2011 03:34 GMT

#224

What? Posting full-time? That's proposterous.

Nah, but good luck to you

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

July 16 2011 03:38 GMT

#225

On July 14 2011 01:06 Riku wrote:
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I've just come to the realization that the majority of TL people hate me.

:/

For all of the callous I've built up against trolling and haters, I'm actually oddly hurt and depressed...

Oh god! LOL right above platorepublic and below Kenpachi XD

edit: I'm on page 9 D:
and now riku is last

CNSnow

Greece67 Posts

July 16 2011 19:01 GMT

#226

I don't even understand whats is this about??? What's a proposter and why that guy quit job and college for that??? Is it so hard to be that thing? And can he make a living from posting? I don't think that this guy is serius? Is he gona be paid for posting?

bakesale

United States187 Posts

July 16 2011 20:15 GMT

#227

On July 17 2011 04:01 CNSnow wrote:
I don't even understand whats is this about??? What's a proposter and why that guy quit job and college for that??? Is it so hard to be that thing? And can he make a living from posting? I don't think that this guy is serius? Is he gona be paid for posting?

Come on, don't be too hard on him. A lot of people try and fail at this, but it's not like they can't just go back to college the next year. If he makes a name for himself, he can make enough from post coaching, streaming, and maybe a small sponsorship to at least pay the rent and travel to a couple of LAN posting competitions.

Even if he doesn't make it as a pro poster, he can always look back on the experience and say that he gave it his best shot.

EricCartman

Canada306 Posts

July 16 2011 21:27 GMT

#228

I don't get this. Is it supposed to be some sort of comedy? Just write what you feel in proper English and I'd assume you would become a better 'poster'... not that there is any monthly pay or anything to it.

Mothra

United States1448 Posts

July 16 2011 23:03 GMT

#229

I believe in you. Don't listen to the doubters. You can do it.

Mobius_1

United Kingdom2763 Posts

July 17 2011 00:29 GMT

#230

Such blind optimism. Without the established Big Leagues (TM) such as those established in Korea, no proposter is ever going to be able to make enough money in prizes to live better than getting a typical 9 to 5. Anyone who thinks proposting can make its way to mainstream recognition and big TV deals is delusional.

I mean, how are you going to convince millions of rabid Nascar fans to even take a shot at watching a proposting tournament? And with the wildly unpredictable length of proposting matches, how can TV networks tailor traditional advertising models to suit? (Tailor & suit pun totally intended, though also totally not that funny).

Still, good luck in your endeavours, but I'll just be there to say "I told you so" when you win your $500 at Major League Posting which won't even cover your ticket from Ireland.

Bortlett

United States302 Posts

July 17 2011 00:37 GMT

#231

Just remember, for every successful pro poster who quit his job to try to make it, there are thousands that haven't. Now they're all stuck on reddit. If you can live with yourself if that happens, then best of luck to you.

Ryalnos

United States1946 Posts

July 17 2011 06:44 GMT

#232

On July 16 2011 12:34 ChristianS wrote:
What? Posting full-time? That's proposterous.

Nah, but good luck to you

Oh hell...

Hoodlum

United States350 Posts

July 17 2011 13:51 GMT

#233

On July 17 2011 09:29 Mobius_1 wrote:
Such blind optimism. Without the established Big Leagues (TM) such as those established in Korea, no proposter is ever going to be able to make enough money in prizes to live better than getting a typical 9 to 5. Anyone who thinks proposting can make its way to mainstream recognition and big TV deals is delusional.

I mean, how are you going to convince millions of rabid Nascar fans to even take a shot at watching a proposting tournament? And with the wildly unpredictable length of proposting matches, how can TV networks tailor traditional advertising models to suit? (Tailor & suit pun totally intended, though also totally not that funny).

Still, good luck in your endeavours, but I'll just be there to say "I told you so" when you win your $500 at Major League Posting which won't even cover your ticket from Ireland.

It's not about the money man, it's about doing what you love if he can make enough money in the pro posting scene to make a living even if its not better then a "9 to 5" then good for him... SirJolt is one of the best up and comming posters and I see success in his future!!!

BROverlord

United States80 Posts

July 18 2011 16:57 GMT

#234

On July 15 2011 17:04 DueSs wrote:
I've registered gosuposting.com. If you are interested in buying it from me, I require $1000 (USD) in advance to my paypal (gosuposting@gmail.com)--which you can buy from me too for another $500.

In all seriousness though, I think your effort is hurting ePosts.

Dammit. I wanted to make the gosuposting.com joke :c

bkrow

Australia8532 Posts

July 18 2011 22:05 GMT

#235

Well after watching your skills for 4min and 44sec all i can say is; maybe your dad was right?

Hehe jokes :p but seriously if you want to make it in the world it is all about "Big League" experience. Where are the paragraphs of intellectual thought and decision proving religion does not exist? Or the cunning explanation of why SC2 may just be almost but not quite close to but really near the awesomeness of BW?

I look forward to watching your improvement SirJolt :p

Moose723

United States9 Posts

July 18 2011 22:43 GMT

#236

What is a proposter??

Tortious_Tortoise

United States944 Posts

July 19 2011 02:20 GMT

#237

This works out great. I was just about to announce the first high-stakes live event for Proposters:
The Global TeamLiquid.net Posters League (GTPL). The winner... well, the winner doesn't get any cash, nobody would actually sponsor this kind of thing... but the winner can get a hug from me!

... well you'd actually have to fly out to Columbus because I don't want to come find whoever wins this thing... also we couldn't find any money to afford any plane tickets, but the winner will receive the best virtual hug we can give!