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(...) and the first thing that popped into my brain was: Take life more seriously!
I fucking knew it was that simple, but it took a mindfuck to get it.. Cherish every aspect of life motherfucker.. was the answer. And it worked out pretty well my whole day today, I'm basically back in the winning mindset like Charlie Sheen, check it out:
I'm a pretty heavy sweater, and it's psychologically related because I'm not really overweight, my figure is something like Day[9]s maybe even a tad bit more athletic, but when I'm in a Mall where people are crowded for example i begin to sweat uncontrollably. Not today. I actually came up with a way to counter my mental blockade that leads to feeling uncomfortable in crowded areas inhabited by hot chicks and fashion victims, just by trying to loosen the muscles around my urinary bladder.. that's right folks, actively increase the piss rather than letting the toxins slip through the epidermis. While walking in the 1 or 2 pm sun, I came up with a song on the way to the mall where I went to pay my phone and internet bill and started singing it with an exaggerated deep voice like Batman has, or LRM)Game; and it went like this:
SENSITIIIiivvVE .. (tap ) (tap) BOOST MA SENSEEeess (tap) (tap) (tap)
MMyeaah (tap) PUT IT IN THE VASCULAR, PUT IT IN THE VASCULAR, PUT IT IN THE VASCU and-in-the LACRIMAL GLAND .. SENSITIIiivvVVeee!! etc.
While I was looping that in a quiet deep voice with few people walking on the street in that heat at that time of day (so nobody really took notice of the crazy mantra) I finally got to the mall, paid the bill, even felt confident enough to go down to the grocery-store and buy some veggies and a watermelon .. A REALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS WATERMELON!
Made it back home (about 10 minutes between my home and the mall) 10 minutes if you're healthy which I'm not.. my foot still hurts so I even carried my crutch in case the pain outweighs the advantages of walking without a crutch. Got home and my shirt had no indications of sweat on it, a miracle. Had a wonderful meal and an awesome nap and I feel comfortable about attending a university of veterinary medicine and becoming the most knowledgeable vet this side of Europe, and a better Brood War player. Cheers
Oh wait it's not over. When I wrote the title I was planning on throwing a little bit of ranting Gods way, Faith or whatever .. for making me be such an idiot and not stick to Brood War, the most awesome game ever engineered by mankind. When I saw someone else playing it for the first time I thought it looks crappy and I was sure I wouldn't like it. When I played it for the first time I was unsure, played against the computer despite being in a computer pub with some of my friends. Then I came back for some more alone, played a stranger and got owned despite some dude trying to help me saying I should get storm as fast as possible. That stranger turned out to be the son of a really cool but short-tempered old dude who opened another computer pub very close to my school. Starcraft symbiotically with or instead of school was very common from then on. Awesome games, good people with strong characters I still meet some of them from time to time. Then the pub got shut down, and we had to choose an alternative pub where starcraft wasn't as big. They had playstations there and pcs with people playing Counter Strike and then Warcraft III. I sort of went with the stream and played that shit despite getting bored after winning like 3 times by starfalling in the enemy base. After that came dota and I got pretty good at that but for what. That game sucks as much as every other. The only thing that seems worth getting gosu at is Brood War and I feel like I'm gonna die trying, even if iccup, fish and brain disappear. I'm gonna be playing starcraft while waiting for people to bring their pets into my medical cabinet or while waiting for the anesthesia to kick in so I can begin surgery on the horse.
What I'm trying to say is I'm mad. Mad about the way events unfolded. The way priorities where falsely set. All the stuff I put effort into that didn't bring any revenue and diverted my attention from that which I wanted to do. Took me that synchronization of tummy-ache-like sensation and life to understand that I want to see my life as important, no matter how inconspicuous it might seem atm. There you have it folks. Btw, does anyone have an idea of how a visual aid to remember/execute brood war builds could look like. It's a question of design rather than information; I just don't go crazy about the list-form on Liquipedia and it sort of leaves you stranded after the opening. I want something cool like a poster with the upgrade icons and the number of worker units and the map and stuff looking like some cryptic language. Or (unrelated to that) does anyone know how exactly new progamers get lectured about strategy etc. ? Insider knowledge is scarce but good ideas can work wonders too.
