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Yung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States727 Posts
June 13 2011 02:49 GMT
#81
Jingle this is great, I read almost only the Tech Support forum on TL now, so its good to see all the fails get pointed out to others. Also there are many more smaller fails in there as you would know because i see you in there all the time.
Count9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China10928 Posts
June 13 2011 03:06 GMT
#82
It's not actually the replies that make me laugh as much as the knowledge that they all positively think they're 100% right and would've continued giving that advice to real life friends and colleagues if no one ever corrected them.
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
June 13 2011 03:21 GMT
#83
On June 13 2011 12:06 Count9 wrote:
It's not actually the replies that make me laugh as much as the knowledge that they all positively think they're 100% right and would've continued giving that advice to real life friends and colleagues if no one ever corrected them.


Realistically, given the reactions to the corrections, they most likely will anway.
PHILtheTANK
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1834 Posts
June 13 2011 04:06 GMT
#84
I read this entire thread, and understood literally nothing.
Jieun <3
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
June 13 2011 04:35 GMT
#85
On June 13 2011 13:06 PHILtheTANK wrote:
I read this entire thread, and understood literally nothing.


Microwave.
Logginurkeyz
Profile Joined September 2010
United States375 Posts
June 13 2011 05:18 GMT
#86
On June 12 2011 10:47 JingleHell wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 12 2011 10:20 petergibbons wrote:
It strikes me as a bit funny that you made this because you thought these posters weren't being helpful.


They weren't. If someone has a broken arm, and I hit them in the forehead with a hammer, did I actually help them, or just give them a concussion?



oh god... nothing will ever be funny ever again- i think i broke something laughing so hard at this post...
Jemag... Jemag... you're like an alcoholic telling me why you drink... you have your reasons, but it's still bad... <3 iNcontroL
Tegin
Profile Joined November 2010
United States840 Posts
June 13 2011 05:22 GMT
#87
Lol hilarious, 5 stars!
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
OminouS
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden1343 Posts
June 13 2011 06:11 GMT
#88
I feel so stupid reading all of these. Even when I read some basic courses about this stuff, I doubt I would have been able to follow it. Luckily, I haven't posted in these kind of threads my self, so none of my quotes will appear in the op
On the 6th day JF made Reavers and on the 7th day JF put his opponent to rest
evilduky666
Profile Joined February 2010
United States101 Posts
June 13 2011 06:48 GMT
#89
Thanks, this made my day =D
ionize
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Ireland399 Posts
June 13 2011 06:49 GMT
#90
Hardware is not my best field of knowledge, but the Frying Pan section truly gave me a laugh (and a heart attack), I hope nobody ever tries that sh*t on his PC. Pure money dumb imho. Thanks for the funny glance at the techsupport forums. I'm looking forward to the 2nd edition.
I just love video games, what's your excuse?
Milqman
Profile Joined October 2010
27 Posts
June 13 2011 07:01 GMT
#91
best anti-virus program in the world is your brain

people think I am trolling when I tell them this.

ಠ_ಠ
Kerwinius
Profile Joined October 2010
United States58 Posts
June 13 2011 07:39 GMT
#92
I don't get any of the posts I guess I'm not this type of nerd, although I guess I would never show up on these because I don't purport to be any sort of computer genius though.
Ruyguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada988 Posts
June 13 2011 08:29 GMT
#93
Am I the only one who doesn't understand any of these technical posts? lol I just know I own a laptop with 4 gigs of ram.
android_245
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia103 Posts
June 13 2011 09:03 GMT
#94
On June 13 2011 16:01 Milqman wrote:
best anti-virus program in the world is your brain

people think I am trolling when I tell them this.

ಠ_ಠ

You should tell them to get CommonSense Pro Edition 2011.
TobZero
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Germany493 Posts
June 13 2011 09:50 GMT
#95
@Jingle

omg i nearly died laughing. great thing to start.
best possible read after beeing on vacation for a week <3 tech supp forum


On June 13 2011 16:01 Milqman wrote:
best anti-virus program in the world is your brain

people think I am trolling when I tell them this.

ಠ_ಠ


im with you milqman
no antvirus and other shit for like 10years and i had not a single infection.
if you really know what your doing those are just not needed. every day at work is another proof for me that no software on this planet will keep stupid people pc clean!
-= we are the swarm =-
Alex)
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Scotland263 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-13 10:10:19
June 13 2011 10:09 GMT
#96
Dunno if this is posted yet or something but i just found this.

+ Show Spoiler +
you will be able to run at low/medium settings without problems, even on xp, but if you want some better performance get windows 7 and diable aero!
i understand you, i dont have much money, so i wont get any kind of pc to run sc2 yet in the near future, but you will be fine!


I would say quite retarded ^^
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-13 11:41:54
June 13 2011 11:39 GMT
#97
On June 13 2011 19:09 Alex) wrote:
Dunno if this is posted yet or something but i just found this.

+ Show Spoiler +
you will be able to run at low/medium settings without problems, even on xp, but if you want some better performance get windows 7 and diable aero!
i understand you, i dont have much money, so i wont get any kind of pc to run sc2 yet in the near future, but you will be fine!


I would say quite retarded ^^


Source? Got to see the context... Granted, given the number of exclamation points, I know which poster's history I could check. That dude's already donated quite a bit of his credibility to humor here.
viii
Profile Joined March 2011
United States266 Posts
June 13 2011 11:59 GMT
#98
Ohhh.... Xplicit you silly goose
For those who came from nothing, and became something - DGK
nepeta
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
1872 Posts
June 13 2011 12:18 GMT
#99
I think it 's rather silly to laugh at things like this, but for what it's worth, a little something I remembered:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=517#10346
Broodwar AI :) http://sscaitournament.com http://www.starcraftai.com/wiki/Main_Page
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
June 13 2011 12:20 GMT
#100
On June 13 2011 21:18 nepeta wrote:
I think it 's rather silly to laugh at things like this, but for what it's worth, a little something I remembered:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696&currentpage=517#10346


That's absolute gold.
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