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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 12 2011 23:26 GMT
#61
On June 13 2011 07:38 MaxField wrote:
I know i am an idiot becuase i only understood about 1/3 of these. I know that i know nothing about computer so that satisfies me!

It's okay not to know about computers, it's just bad when you don't know anything about computers, but try to give people advice anyway. Basically the same as when people give bad strategic advice, except more concrete and empirically wrong.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
June 12 2011 23:29 GMT
#62
On June 13 2011 08:26 Chef wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 07:38 MaxField wrote:
I know i am an idiot becuase i only understood about 1/3 of these. I know that i know nothing about computer so that satisfies me!

It's okay not to know about computers, it's just bad when you don't know anything about computers, but try to give people advice anyway. Basically the same as when people give bad strategic advice, except more concrete and empirically wrong.


And with the potential to cost large amounts of money or cause slightly inconvenient electrical fires in the worst case scenarios.

That's why my OP states not to post people for legitimate questions, only for bad advice. Nobody worth a damn wants to make people feel bad for asking a question. Just for giving harmful advice.

The worst cases of PEBKAC all come from people who think they know more than they do, anyways.
meep
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1699 Posts
June 12 2011 23:40 GMT
#63
Some of these are so face-palm inducing. Hahaha
閑静 しずか (ノ・_・)ノ
MrFibble
Profile Joined May 2011
Australia5 Posts
June 12 2011 23:52 GMT
#64
omg.. That post about downloading ram should definitely be on the front page.
I've never laughed so hard in my life XD
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
June 12 2011 23:52 GMT
#65
Formatted the OP a bit more, to make additions smoother.
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
June 12 2011 23:55 GMT
#66
On June 13 2011 08:52 MrFibble wrote:
omg.. That post about downloading ram should definitely be on the front page.
I've never laughed so hard in my life XD


Really?! That's a really, really old joke/troll/delusion
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
June 12 2011 23:58 GMT
#67
On June 13 2011 08:55 Z3kk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 08:52 MrFibble wrote:
omg.. That post about downloading ram should definitely be on the front page.
I've never laughed so hard in my life XD


Really?! That's a really, really old joke/troll/delusion


Kinda like the old Cupholder one.
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
June 13 2011 00:06 GMT
#68
On June 13 2011 08:58 JingleHell wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 08:55 Z3kk wrote:
On June 13 2011 08:52 MrFibble wrote:
omg.. That post about downloading ram should definitely be on the front page.
I've never laughed so hard in my life XD


Really?! That's a really, really old joke/troll/delusion


Kinda like the old Cupholder one.


LOL :D

Also, don't worry about 1-star ratings or whatever...it really doesn't matter~ Also, unless you're a widely respected forum member, people will also like to randomly 1-star blogs too, etc. Stick and stones may break one's bones, but bad blog ratings on TL will never hurt heh.
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
June 13 2011 00:08 GMT
#69
On June 13 2011 09:06 Z3kk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 08:58 JingleHell wrote:
On June 13 2011 08:55 Z3kk wrote:
On June 13 2011 08:52 MrFibble wrote:
omg.. That post about downloading ram should definitely be on the front page.
I've never laughed so hard in my life XD


Really?! That's a really, really old joke/troll/delusion


Kinda like the old Cupholder one.


LOL :D

Also, don't worry about 1-star ratings or whatever...it really doesn't matter~ Also, unless you're a widely respected forum member, people will also like to randomly 1-star blogs too, etc. Stick and stones may break one's bones, but bad blog ratings on TL will never hurt heh.


Oh, believe me, I laughed my ass off when I saw it. I only even mentioned it in the OP because I thought it added to the comedic value that someone went all passive aggressive because they didn't like being featured here, but didn't have the stones to try and defend their statements.
heaven-
Profile Joined February 2010
United States361 Posts
June 13 2011 00:26 GMT
#70
i know nothing about what these guys are talking about :|
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
June 13 2011 00:30 GMT
#71
On June 13 2011 09:26 heaven- wrote:
i know nothing about what these guys are talking about :|


This advice is generally on par with suggesting someone go mass SCV to counter Banelings.
Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
June 13 2011 00:32 GMT
#72
On June 13 2011 09:26 heaven- wrote:
i know nothing about what these guys are talking about :|


Me neither. I was expecting a cheap laugh, and happily call someone a retard and snigger some more.. but honestly I'm just lost..
What do clocks have to do with anything?
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 13 2011 00:46 GMT
#73
On June 13 2011 09:30 JingleHell wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 09:26 heaven- wrote:
i know nothing about what these guys are talking about :|


This advice is generally on par with suggesting someone go mass SCV to counter Banelings.

So what you're saying is if I produce a diamond level replay of me crushing a baneling zerg player using mass SCV's I'll understand computers? That sounds like a worthy endeavor
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
June 13 2011 00:56 GMT
#74
I'm certain RAM has surpassed HDDs in efficiency by now...
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-13 01:05:57
June 13 2011 01:02 GMT
#75
On June 13 2011 09:32 Euronyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 09:26 heaven- wrote:
i know nothing about what these guys are talking about :|


Me neither. I was expecting a cheap laugh, and happily call someone a retard and snigger some more.. but honestly I'm just lost..
What do clocks have to do with anything?


They let you know what time it is, clearly.

On June 13 2011 09:56 mizU wrote:
I'm certain RAM has surpassed HDDs in efficiency by now...


That's why it's funny. Except for the part where RAM exists to be faster than less volatile forms of memory. It never would have started being used if it wasn't faster, since it loses the data rather quickly without being refreshed.

On June 13 2011 09:46 n.DieJokes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 09:30 JingleHell wrote:
On June 13 2011 09:26 heaven- wrote:
i know nothing about what these guys are talking about :|


This advice is generally on par with suggesting someone go mass SCV to counter Banelings.

So what you're saying is if I produce a diamond level replay of me crushing a baneling zerg player using mass SCV's I'll understand computers? That sounds like a worthy endeavor


It should qualify you to at least the same level as all of the people that inspired this thread.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
June 13 2011 01:11 GMT
#76
On June 13 2011 10:02 JingleHell wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 09:56 mizU wrote:
I'm certain RAM has surpassed HDDs in efficiency by now...


That's why it's funny. Except for the part where RAM exists to be faster than less volatile forms of memory. It never would have started being used if it wasn't faster, since it loses the data rather quickly without being refreshed.




It was satirical.
But thank you.
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
JingleHell
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States11308 Posts
June 13 2011 01:15 GMT
#77
On June 13 2011 10:11 mizU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 13 2011 10:02 JingleHell wrote:
On June 13 2011 09:56 mizU wrote:
I'm certain RAM has surpassed HDDs in efficiency by now...


That's why it's funny. Except for the part where RAM exists to be faster than less volatile forms of memory. It never would have started being used if it wasn't faster, since it loses the data rather quickly without being refreshed.




It was satirical.
But thank you.


Apologies. Enough people have posted here saying they don't get it that I missed the sarcasm dripping in your tone of voice.
Steel
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Japan2283 Posts
June 13 2011 01:21 GMT
#78
haha god thread
Try another route paperboy.
DeepBlu2
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States975 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-13 01:58:48
June 13 2011 01:58 GMT
#79
On June 13 2011 01:03 TheAwesomeAll wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
really hoped to see this,

On August 26 2006 06:04 GoKu_ wrote:
I have purchased two years ago a licensed version of the Starcraft-BroodWar. Everything was fine until three days ago, when connection to Europe, then USWest and then Asia, failed to start, with no messages returned, but the gateway list window back again. Only working gateway is US East.
I have no problems with my ISP or firewall setings, because one gateway is still working.
Need help, pls.



On August 26 2006 06:25 Smurg wrote:
Your only option is to defeat US-East so you can unlock the other gateways!

This happens once every millenia or so, they randomly select a person they think is noble of spirit and true of heart, they issue a challenge that will take the said person on a long and dangerous adventure that will lead to great personal growth within the protagonist. The protagonist being you!

Good luck my friend...may your unlocking of the sacred gateways be successful...I know it will be tough, but if anyone can do it...it's you...Goku.



On August 26 2006 06:43 SexyGirl[ro] wrote:
Is not funny Smurg. Because i have the same problem.



On August 26 2006 06:48 Smurg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 26 2006 06:43 SexyGirl[ro] wrote:
Is not funny Smurg. Because i have the same problem.

TWO? IN THE SAME ERA? ONE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS WAS IMPOSSIBLE! DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?


a TL classic



Haha. This made me laugh so hard. That guy is hilarious. I am now reading all of Smurg's posts in hopes of finding more gold.
u gotta sk8
android_245
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia103 Posts
June 13 2011 02:37 GMT
#80
Indeed, asking for (simple) computer help on a forum is really stupid, when most of the information can be found on the Internet. I'm tired of especially the build threads, people are just too lazy to do their own research and are just waiting for people to spoon feed them, or in cases as shown in OP, getting spoon fed, resulting in more uninformed and ignorant people. A lot of people tend to think they're some kind of tech wiz and often don't back up their statements with evidence or do research before they spout their nonsense.
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