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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 18:34:20
May 30 2011 20:32 GMT
#1
So, I’ve been having flashbacks to Microsoft Word back when there used to be a little paperclip man who’d tell me what I had to do. “Hey, it looks like you’re writing a letter,” he’d say. I’d sigh and close him and moments later he’d be back, “Hey, it looks like you don’t like me. Why don’t you love Clippy?”

Honestly, he always seemed like he was just a bit too smug; whose idea was it to give him eyebrows? It was only marginally better than the idea to give him sound.

So, all these acid-flashbacks to Microsoft’s least-lovable attempt to make the “help” command accessible got me thinking: why can’t SC2 have an assistant like Clippy? If we did, what would it be like?

Clippy:
Admittedly, I’d very likely get in some degree of legal trouble for my plan to straight-port Clippy directly into SC2. I mean, on the face of things he might be helpful; he could suggest all kinds of useful things, from build orders to ensuring you don’t get supply blocked. Maybe he’d simply tell you to keep building SCVs so you didn’t get lost.

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Of course, once you factor in Clippy’s general level of ignorance, it’s fairly easy to see why he wouldn’t work out. It never looked like I was writing a letter, Clippy, I was eight years old. It looked like I was writing shit.


Honest Marine:
The honest Marine knows what he does best isn’t strategy. He’s a simple, down-to-earth kind of guy. He’s got a gun; if he sees a zergling, he’ll shoot it. If not, he’ll probably go to a rave, dance for a while, get off his face on stimpacks. As a result, his advice isn’t what you’d call tactically versatile.

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He’s never going to advise mech, because mech-play isn’t manly enough. He’ll also advise you to research stim as soon as possible, but you’ll probably want to ignore that; the last thing he needs is more stims.



Remorseless Probe:

Another prospective replacement for Clippy would be Remorseless Probe. I’ve been thinking about what kind of Probe would rush directly into an enemy base and drop a mess-load of cannons. He’d brave zerglings and zealots, dodging in and out between buildings, dropping manner pylons.

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He’s a cold-blooded killer, he doesn’t believe in making excuses for anyone. You’re going to win, and you’re going to win his way. Of course, if you try to play a longer game, he’ll make fun of you, cancel your expansions, and probably call you a bitch. He’s a choice for the cheese-happy Protoss player.

Tastosis:

Tastosis will always offer sound advice, it’s just the kind of advice you usually won’t want to hear. If you’re a zerg player, you should probably consider building soooo many banelings.

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Seriously though, have you considered getting more ahead? I think you might be ahead now. Honestly, you shouldn’t push now.

Take another base. Build some more drones. Get some more ahead. Are you building DTs? I hate DTs.

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In an inversion of normal understandings, Tasteless and Artosis are wearing Bert & Ernie’s clothes. I’m not sure why, I think this was different when I started…



Detective Overlord:
I love when a scout overlord tells me exactly what I want to know. He drifts out over the enemy base, gets a glimpse and then tells me all about it. Minutes later, when I haven’t seen in in ages, Detective Overlord can deduce what’s happening inside that unscouted base.

He’s a genius, and all you need to do is listen to exactly what he tells you to do, and execute it perfectly.

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Admittedly, it’s an imperfect arrangement. You’ll have to learn Zerg. I think this says,

Once you eliminate all the impossibles, take whatever you’ve got left and attack him right in his improbables


Detective Overlord's hat and pipe differentiate him from normal overlords.


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Massive thanks to SixZeros for making this a reality!

You're an absolute star man!

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On June 01 2011 02:15 sixzeros wrote:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/6bbe8i2w2she58w/sc2Assistant.zip



sc2 assist for zergies... Inspired by the TeamLiquid zippy thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=228104

Knocked up by Sixzeros .., (F)reeware, use, modify, copy share however you want.

Instructions:
unpack somewhere and run the exe.. its a compiled autohotkey script without encryption so you can decompile if you want, but the AHK source is also available. (written in autohotkey)


ALT+I:
Activates/deactivates the assistant. Wait until your queen needs to inject then hold ALT while hitting the I key to activate the assistant, then inject as normal, 33 seconds later the assistant will activate again. If you need to resync the timer just hit ALT+I to stop and restart it.

ALT+>
Extends the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds.. hold down ALT and press the '.' key, it should extend the assistant delay by 1 seconds each time.

ALT+<
Shortens the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds. Hold down ALT and press the ',' key

to stop it, locate the overlord icon in the tray, right click it and exit

To make your own reminder messages, locate and re-record the "InjectInject.wav" "injectActivated.wav" and "InjectDisabled.wav" files. You could then create a reminder set for any race.




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Moderator@SirJolt
Genesis Brood
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States193 Posts
May 30 2011 20:36 GMT
#2
cute. more please. think you should make a template so that people here can add their own text in the bubbles. Would be interesting to see what other people come up with.
I'll love you like I love the palm of my hand.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
May 30 2011 20:37 GMT
#3
lol this would be funny as hell if it were implemented, should be the Microsoft Paperclip Guy though, makes it just that much better!
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
May 30 2011 20:46 GMT
#4
On May 31 2011 05:36 pinktemplar wrote:
cute. more please. think you should make a template so that people here can add their own text in the bubbles. Would be interesting to see what other people come up with.


I'll make a template in the next few minutes, first I have to pitch my reality TV show:

A lesbian sorcerer teaches women how to use magic...

Blair Witch for the Straight Bitch

Moderator@SirJolt
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
May 30 2011 20:54 GMT
#5
SirJolt you are the best
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
May 30 2011 20:58 GMT
#6
Alright, templates have been added, have fun everyone :D
Moderator@SirJolt
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
May 30 2011 20:59 GMT
#7
Excellent blog. I remember always switching clippy with the dog back in middle school because the dog knew his shit and clippy was a jackass. Of course if they had remorseless probe, I would have used that one instead. Cannon rush the shit out of that letter.
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
May 30 2011 21:02 GMT
#8
5/5 just for the War3 pic alone.
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
May 30 2011 21:06 GMT
#9
On May 31 2011 05:54 heyoka wrote:
SirJolt you are the best


You will be the lynchpin in my campaign for a blue star that doesn't live in my signature, sir.
Moderator@SirJolt
ESPRITsc
Profile Joined April 2011
200 Posts
May 30 2011 21:06 GMT
#10
Haha these are great! I love the Tastosis ones!
xaeiu
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
432 Posts
May 30 2011 21:12 GMT
#11
that's just awesome!
loved the overlord...kinda reminded me of day's overlord imitation
would be funny if you really have that overlord around and sometimes you see just seans head popping up randomly on screen and make his sounds
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
May 30 2011 21:19 GMT
#12
SPOTLIGHT
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
chaokel
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia535 Posts
May 30 2011 21:22 GMT
#13
Pure genius! Great sense of humour 5/5.
ntvarify
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States331 Posts
May 30 2011 21:27 GMT
#14
Really cool man! I laughed through the entire thing.
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
May 30 2011 21:31 GMT
#15
Oh if there was a legit way to implement this I'd be so happy
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
hypno_toad
Profile Joined December 2010
United States156 Posts
May 30 2011 21:31 GMT
#16
loool
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Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
May 30 2011 21:33 GMT
#17
Can't wait to see what people come up with.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
bech
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark162 Posts
May 30 2011 21:33 GMT
#18
hahaha, tastosis one got me, hard.

(lol, remove the comma and read my sentence....)
XplayN.com - Danish SC2 news and events.
ArdentZeal
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany155 Posts
May 30 2011 21:34 GMT
#19
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Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
May 30 2011 21:37 GMT
#20
Nice. Good work SirJolt!
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