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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 18:34:20
May 30 2011 20:32 GMT
#1
So, I’ve been having flashbacks to Microsoft Word back when there used to be a little paperclip man who’d tell me what I had to do. “Hey, it looks like you’re writing a letter,” he’d say. I’d sigh and close him and moments later he’d be back, “Hey, it looks like you don’t like me. Why don’t you love Clippy?”

Honestly, he always seemed like he was just a bit too smug; whose idea was it to give him eyebrows? It was only marginally better than the idea to give him sound.

So, all these acid-flashbacks to Microsoft’s least-lovable attempt to make the “help” command accessible got me thinking: why can’t SC2 have an assistant like Clippy? If we did, what would it be like?

Clippy:
Admittedly, I’d very likely get in some degree of legal trouble for my plan to straight-port Clippy directly into SC2. I mean, on the face of things he might be helpful; he could suggest all kinds of useful things, from build orders to ensuring you don’t get supply blocked. Maybe he’d simply tell you to keep building SCVs so you didn’t get lost.

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Of course, once you factor in Clippy’s general level of ignorance, it’s fairly easy to see why he wouldn’t work out. It never looked like I was writing a letter, Clippy, I was eight years old. It looked like I was writing shit.


Honest Marine:
The honest Marine knows what he does best isn’t strategy. He’s a simple, down-to-earth kind of guy. He’s got a gun; if he sees a zergling, he’ll shoot it. If not, he’ll probably go to a rave, dance for a while, get off his face on stimpacks. As a result, his advice isn’t what you’d call tactically versatile.

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He’s never going to advise mech, because mech-play isn’t manly enough. He’ll also advise you to research stim as soon as possible, but you’ll probably want to ignore that; the last thing he needs is more stims.



Remorseless Probe:

Another prospective replacement for Clippy would be Remorseless Probe. I’ve been thinking about what kind of Probe would rush directly into an enemy base and drop a mess-load of cannons. He’d brave zerglings and zealots, dodging in and out between buildings, dropping manner pylons.

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He’s a cold-blooded killer, he doesn’t believe in making excuses for anyone. You’re going to win, and you’re going to win his way. Of course, if you try to play a longer game, he’ll make fun of you, cancel your expansions, and probably call you a bitch. He’s a choice for the cheese-happy Protoss player.

Tastosis:

Tastosis will always offer sound advice, it’s just the kind of advice you usually won’t want to hear. If you’re a zerg player, you should probably consider building soooo many banelings.

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Seriously though, have you considered getting more ahead? I think you might be ahead now. Honestly, you shouldn’t push now.

Take another base. Build some more drones. Get some more ahead. Are you building DTs? I hate DTs.

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In an inversion of normal understandings, Tasteless and Artosis are wearing Bert & Ernie’s clothes. I’m not sure why, I think this was different when I started…



Detective Overlord:
I love when a scout overlord tells me exactly what I want to know. He drifts out over the enemy base, gets a glimpse and then tells me all about it. Minutes later, when I haven’t seen in in ages, Detective Overlord can deduce what’s happening inside that unscouted base.

He’s a genius, and all you need to do is listen to exactly what he tells you to do, and execute it perfectly.

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Admittedly, it’s an imperfect arrangement. You’ll have to learn Zerg. I think this says,

Once you eliminate all the impossibles, take whatever you’ve got left and attack him right in his improbables


Detective Overlord's hat and pipe differentiate him from normal overlords.


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Massive thanks to SixZeros for making this a reality!

You're an absolute star man!

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On June 01 2011 02:15 sixzeros wrote:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/6bbe8i2w2she58w/sc2Assistant.zip



sc2 assist for zergies... Inspired by the TeamLiquid zippy thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=228104

Knocked up by Sixzeros .., (F)reeware, use, modify, copy share however you want.

Instructions:
unpack somewhere and run the exe.. its a compiled autohotkey script without encryption so you can decompile if you want, but the AHK source is also available. (written in autohotkey)


ALT+I:
Activates/deactivates the assistant. Wait until your queen needs to inject then hold ALT while hitting the I key to activate the assistant, then inject as normal, 33 seconds later the assistant will activate again. If you need to resync the timer just hit ALT+I to stop and restart it.

ALT+>
Extends the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds.. hold down ALT and press the '.' key, it should extend the assistant delay by 1 seconds each time.

ALT+<
Shortens the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds. Hold down ALT and press the ',' key

to stop it, locate the overlord icon in the tray, right click it and exit

To make your own reminder messages, locate and re-record the "InjectInject.wav" "injectActivated.wav" and "InjectDisabled.wav" files. You could then create a reminder set for any race.




****
Moderator@SirJolt
Genesis Brood
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States193 Posts
May 30 2011 20:36 GMT
#2
cute. more please. think you should make a template so that people here can add their own text in the bubbles. Would be interesting to see what other people come up with.
I'll love you like I love the palm of my hand.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
May 30 2011 20:37 GMT
#3
lol this would be funny as hell if it were implemented, should be the Microsoft Paperclip Guy though, makes it just that much better!
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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
May 30 2011 20:46 GMT
#4
On May 31 2011 05:36 pinktemplar wrote:
cute. more please. think you should make a template so that people here can add their own text in the bubbles. Would be interesting to see what other people come up with.


I'll make a template in the next few minutes, first I have to pitch my reality TV show:

A lesbian sorcerer teaches women how to use magic...

Blair Witch for the Straight Bitch

Moderator@SirJolt
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
May 30 2011 20:54 GMT
#5
SirJolt you are the best
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
May 30 2011 20:58 GMT
#6
Alright, templates have been added, have fun everyone :D
Moderator@SirJolt
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
May 30 2011 20:59 GMT
#7
Excellent blog. I remember always switching clippy with the dog back in middle school because the dog knew his shit and clippy was a jackass. Of course if they had remorseless probe, I would have used that one instead. Cannon rush the shit out of that letter.
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
May 30 2011 21:02 GMT
#8
5/5 just for the War3 pic alone.
AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
May 30 2011 21:06 GMT
#9
On May 31 2011 05:54 heyoka wrote:
SirJolt you are the best


You will be the lynchpin in my campaign for a blue star that doesn't live in my signature, sir.
Moderator@SirJolt
ESPRITsc
Profile Joined April 2011
200 Posts
May 30 2011 21:06 GMT
#10
Haha these are great! I love the Tastosis ones!
xaeiu
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
432 Posts
May 30 2011 21:12 GMT
#11
that's just awesome!
loved the overlord...kinda reminded me of day's overlord imitation
would be funny if you really have that overlord around and sometimes you see just seans head popping up randomly on screen and make his sounds
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
May 30 2011 21:19 GMT
#12
SPOTLIGHT
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
chaokel
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia535 Posts
May 30 2011 21:22 GMT
#13
Pure genius! Great sense of humour 5/5.
ntvarify
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States331 Posts
May 30 2011 21:27 GMT
#14
Really cool man! I laughed through the entire thing.
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
May 30 2011 21:31 GMT
#15
Oh if there was a legit way to implement this I'd be so happy
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hypno_toad
Profile Joined December 2010
United States156 Posts
May 30 2011 21:31 GMT
#16
loool
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Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
May 30 2011 21:33 GMT
#17
Can't wait to see what people come up with.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
bech
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark162 Posts
May 30 2011 21:33 GMT
#18
hahaha, tastosis one got me, hard.

(lol, remove the comma and read my sentence....)
XplayN.com - Danish SC2 news and events.
ArdentZeal
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany155 Posts
May 30 2011 21:34 GMT
#19
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Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
May 30 2011 21:37 GMT
#20
Nice. Good work SirJolt!
RIP MBC Game Hero
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
May 30 2011 21:44 GMT
#21
Laughed way more than I should've at tastosis' heads. Well done sir!
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NemesysTV
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1088 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-30 21:51:18
May 30 2011 21:45 GMT
#22
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Thanks to Terran being imbalanced.

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Just kidding everyone knows that zerg is
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
May 30 2011 21:45 GMT
#23
Big words...

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Moderator@SirJolt
Datum
Profile Joined February 2011
United States371 Posts
May 30 2011 21:46 GMT
#24
On May 31 2011 05:46 SirJolt wrote:
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On May 31 2011 05:36 pinktemplar wrote:
cute. more please. think you should make a template so that people here can add their own text in the bubbles. Would be interesting to see what other people come up with.


I'll make a template in the next few minutes, first I have to pitch my reality TV show:

Show nested quote +
A lesbian sorcerer teaches women how to use magic...

Blair Witch for the Straight Bitch



Holy shit you are hilarious! Great OP as well.
Zaphid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic1860 Posts
May 30 2011 21:59 GMT
#25
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Meh, not all that funny :-/
I will never ever play Mech against Protoss. - MVP
FenneK
Profile Joined November 2010
France1231 Posts
May 30 2011 21:59 GMT
#26
maybe the best thread of 2011
good luck have batman
Char711
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States862 Posts
May 30 2011 22:02 GMT
#27
Haha, loved it!
It never looked like I was writing a letter, Clippy, I was eight years old. It looked like I was writing shit.

One of the truest statements ever and I'm pretty sure I thought those exact words when I was 8 and looking at it.

Five star post! (And I laughed again at the lesbian Blair Witch one.)
"If you can chill, chill." -Liquid`Tyler "Special tactics." -White-Ra
XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
May 30 2011 22:05 GMT
#28
Lol, thats really cute! Well done!
화이팅
LuckstYle
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany181 Posts
May 30 2011 22:06 GMT
#29
moaaaar!
phanto
Profile Joined October 2010
Sweden708 Posts
May 30 2011 22:17 GMT
#30
not very helpful tips maybe
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Stenstyren
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden619 Posts
May 30 2011 22:18 GMT
#31
Hilarious thread, will try to come up with a nice pic myself
BabyToss!
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Czech Republic588 Posts
May 30 2011 22:25 GMT
#32
These made me laugh ^^
Nowadays a Filthy Casual | Follow your dreams |
Dheetrig
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada1 Post
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 05:53:45
May 30 2011 22:34 GMT
#33
Nice Ernie and Bert shirts
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RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
May 30 2011 22:38 GMT
#34
omg artosis is perfect
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
garlicface
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada4196 Posts
May 30 2011 22:39 GMT
#35
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I think I'm a month too late.
#TeamBuLba
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-30 23:26:31
May 30 2011 23:24 GMT
#36
On May 31 2011 07:39 garlicface wrote:
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I think I'm a month too late.


This is the first thing this week that I've laughed out loud at while I was sitting at home on my own. It's a great feeling :D

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Moderator@SirJolt
leviathan400
Profile Joined November 2006
United Kingdom393 Posts
May 30 2011 23:27 GMT
#37
Haha! Great work. Love the coments for Tastosis, so very true. Love it :D
:o
Poo
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada536 Posts
May 30 2011 23:42 GMT
#38
WAR 3 and tastosis bit are priceless rofl gj sirjolt
Try hard or don't try at all.
Inkblood
Profile Joined February 2010
United States463 Posts
May 30 2011 23:46 GMT
#39
Rofl, these are hilarious! Great job SirJolt! Looking forward to seeing what other people do with the templates.
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
May 30 2011 23:48 GMT
#40
On May 31 2011 07:39 garlicface wrote:
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I think I'm a month too late.


Funniest and truest so far :D
Kaolla
Profile Joined January 2003
China2999 Posts
May 30 2011 23:53 GMT
#41
reminds me of april 1st , blizzard, wow, clippy/crab in WoW?
other than that still entertaining
its me
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 00:07:02
May 30 2011 23:54 GMT
#42
This is gold. Pure gold. What a fantastic thread and read. Even my wife was rolling.

edit: Best I could do, wanted to join in. Not half as brilliant as the OP, but I'm into this
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CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
athief
Profile Joined November 2010
United States85 Posts
May 31 2011 00:10 GMT
#43
So... Starcraft Bob?

I mean, we made it through Dragoon AI.
"No man yields who flies on my ship" Have [i]you[/i] scanned the island?
Zirith
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada403 Posts
May 31 2011 00:21 GMT
#44
This was amazing but the icing on the cake woulda been if you had a drone or just detective overlord saying gibberish, then tastosis :D.
Artosis: "I don't trust hyenas."
garlicface
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada4196 Posts
May 31 2011 00:25 GMT
#45
On May 31 2011 08:24 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2011 07:39 garlicface wrote:
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I think I'm a month too late.


This is the first thing this week that I've laughed out loud at while I was sitting at home on my own. It's a great feeling :D

+ Show Spoiler +
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You're too kind.
#TeamBuLba
BlackTactiks
Profile Joined May 2011
United States52 Posts
May 31 2011 02:59 GMT
#46
LMAO...
Working Towards Greatness :)
Midgetman101
Profile Joined February 2011
United States825 Posts
May 31 2011 03:15 GMT
#47
The cold blooded probe gives me chills
~Terran For Life~
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
May 31 2011 03:23 GMT
#48
Very funny if it was implemented into the game, ***** stars for you!
I <3 Plexa.
vapeskies
Profile Joined November 2010
United States18 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 04:44:10
May 31 2011 03:41 GMT
#49
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Awww Yeahhhh Brotoss Streamin ☺http://www.justin.tv/vapeskies☺
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
May 31 2011 03:41 GMT
#50
On May 31 2011 08:54 cursor wrote:
This is gold. Pure gold. What a fantastic thread and read. Even my wife was rolling.

edit: Best I could do, wanted to join in. Not half as brilliant as the OP, but I'm into this
+ Show Spoiler +
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LOL
You forgot to mention the handsome nerd.
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
zipz0p
Profile Joined February 2010
United States123 Posts
May 31 2011 04:01 GMT
#51
This is superb. The bits about Clippy and his goddamned letter formatting rings so true. When I read the overlord's speech bubble, I almost fell out of my chair.
u gotta skate
pathy
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Taiwan619 Posts
May 31 2011 04:16 GMT
#52
hilarious stuff xD
deserves more comments
Graphicscolosi suck
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66158 Posts
May 31 2011 04:16 GMT
#53
lol sooooooo good
POGGERS
Ownos
Profile Joined July 2010
United States2147 Posts
May 31 2011 04:42 GMT
#54
lol the tastosis pic.

...deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo
Rorra
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia1066 Posts
May 31 2011 04:43 GMT
#55
looks like your playing warcraft 3. hahaha awesome :D
Chainfire99
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada474 Posts
May 31 2011 04:56 GMT
#56
Pretty funny post! Gj author!
Vincere Vel Mori
BlueFlames
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany1756 Posts
May 31 2011 04:57 GMT
#57
lol really funny stuff. 5 stars for you good sir.
hordeau
Profile Joined June 2009
United States157 Posts
May 31 2011 05:18 GMT
#58
i can not stop laughing.
wat
Azzur
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia6259 Posts
May 31 2011 05:37 GMT
#59
LOL!! Very entertaining post!
Selth
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States469 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 07:06:43
May 31 2011 07:06 GMT
#60
The overlord is so deductive. Too bad I don't speak Zerg. Such profound meaning in "Kreeeeee" and yet we may never learn of it.
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
May 31 2011 07:29 GMT
#61
Ohhhh this thread will become epic. Keep posting people!
I had a good night of sleep.
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
May 31 2011 07:33 GMT
#62
roflol, that was amusing stuff, loved them all, all of them
How devious | http://anartisticanswer.blogspot.com.au/
Spekulatius
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany2413 Posts
May 31 2011 07:36 GMT
#63
Keep blogging, man. I'm slowly becoming a fan!
Always smile~
flowSthead
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
1065 Posts
May 31 2011 08:08 GMT
#64
SirJolt, you are definitely my favorite blogger. You blog so good.
"You can be creative but I will crush it under the iron fist of my conservative play." - Liquid`Tyler █ MVP ■ MC ■ Boxer ■ Grubby █
blahz0r
Profile Joined December 2010
3030 Posts
May 31 2011 08:12 GMT
#65
Tastosis and Probe ones are great
Liquipedia
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
May 31 2011 08:55 GMT
#66
I loved this. Great stuff
BombaySensei
Profile Joined March 2011
United States282 Posts
May 31 2011 09:12 GMT
#67
lol, this thread made my day
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
May 31 2011 09:36 GMT
#68
Hahahahaha what a brave probe he is ^^ props sirjolt
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Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
May 31 2011 10:00 GMT
#69
you're awesome dude!
This is our town, scrub
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
May 31 2011 10:02 GMT
#70
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Moderator@SirJolt
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
May 31 2011 10:05 GMT
#71
Irish have the best sense of humor!!
This little bugger hasn't been used nearly enough

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CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
L3g3nd_
Profile Joined July 2010
New Zealand10461 Posts
May 31 2011 10:11 GMT
#72
hit and miss for me
https://twitter.com/#!/IrisAnother
BeastofManju
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States79 Posts
May 31 2011 10:24 GMT
#73
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For Idra.
The raven nevermore.
BeastofManju
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States79 Posts
May 31 2011 10:36 GMT
#74
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Clip Guy knows Best!!
The raven nevermore.
AnxiousHippo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia1451 Posts
May 31 2011 11:06 GMT
#75
Why are you so awesome? <3
An apple a day keeps the Protoss away | TLHF
Paraiba
Profile Joined March 2011
Brazil217 Posts
May 31 2011 11:15 GMT
#76
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Tschis
Profile Joined November 2010
Brazil1511 Posts
May 31 2011 11:44 GMT
#77
i lol'ed at the overlord one haha
"A coward is not someone that runs from a battle knowing he will lose. A coward is someone who challenges a weak knowing he will win."
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
May 31 2011 11:53 GMT
#78
On May 31 2011 20:15 Paraiba wrote:
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im gettin day 9 rushed D:
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
thenextnight
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada23 Posts
May 31 2011 12:09 GMT
#79
Good advice overlord. I`ll take that to heart.
Give me liberty, or give me a bran muffin!
Rafa
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Portugal12 Posts
May 31 2011 12:37 GMT
#80
Nice post SirJolt 5/5 for the humor, keep´em coming :D
"Stingin like a butterfly... dancing like a bee"
carloselcoco
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2302 Posts
May 31 2011 12:38 GMT
#81
This is by far the best blog I have read to date! xD
5/5
Way too funny!
Great job there mate!
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Niten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States598 Posts
May 31 2011 12:45 GMT
#82
Hilarious! great great great job OP
Korra: "Ok, I know that I'm not good at emotions, but that's what Tenzin's gonna teach me, right? He's gonna teach me to be happy and gentle and spiritual, and the rest of that bullsh**t."
rifterstarfish
Profile Joined April 2010
29 Posts
May 31 2011 12:46 GMT
#83
Great thread SirJolt. Had me cracking up out loud!
Ah! You scared me!
Mindtwist
Profile Joined December 2010
Lithuania108 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 13:51:41
May 31 2011 12:54 GMT
#84
Mad props to you, good sir. Solid humour taste

Really enjoyed this
dartoo
Profile Joined May 2010
India2889 Posts
May 31 2011 13:02 GMT
#85
Wow this was awesome!
Furycrab
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada456 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 13:59:12
May 31 2011 13:41 GMT
#86
Great now I'm going to have nightmares that look something like this for a while...

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More fun

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Too tired to come up with something witty.
samiamquinn
Profile Joined April 2011
Australia137 Posts
May 31 2011 14:25 GMT
#87
Easily my favourite blogger on TL. 5/5
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
May 31 2011 15:12 GMT
#88
Blizzard and microsoft. Good comparison in many ways.
These tips would be ported directly from the help menu too

"I see a unit. You can counter this unit with this unit."
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Wargable
Profile Joined April 2011
United States107 Posts
May 31 2011 15:24 GMT
#89
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"That brings my piss to a boil."
Porta-
Profile Joined December 2010
Norway46 Posts
May 31 2011 15:30 GMT
#90
This is brilliant! <3 :D
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
May 31 2011 15:31 GMT
#91
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Moderator@SirJolt
ionize
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Ireland399 Posts
May 31 2011 15:38 GMT
#92
5/5 just funny as hell! Great idea.
I just love video games, what's your excuse?
Kon-Tiki
Profile Joined February 2011
United States402 Posts
May 31 2011 16:02 GMT
#93
Totally deserves the spotlight. Hilarious blog
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
Selkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States530 Posts
May 31 2011 16:22 GMT
#94
I also love how clippy has the terran scv behind him, yet giving zerg advice- I found that gold.
Hyren
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States817 Posts
May 31 2011 16:29 GMT
#95
So much gold in this thread ^___^
Power-tripping mod for Trump's stream
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
May 31 2011 16:46 GMT
#96
The OP is fantastic - hilarious.

But dear lord are some of the other ones other people are making baddddddddd
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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
May 31 2011 16:57 GMT
#97
On June 01 2011 01:46 Comeh wrote:
The OP is fantastic - hilarious.

But dear lord are some of the other ones other people are making baddddddddd


I'm making some pretty bad ones myself. The OP was a Casablanca-style perfect storm of happenstance, I fear.
Moderator@SirJolt
sixzeros
Profile Joined December 2010
72 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 17:19:31
May 31 2011 17:15 GMT
#98
http://www.mediafire.com/file/6bbe8i2w2she58w/sc2Assistant.zip



sc2 assist for zergies... Inspired by the TeamLiquid zippy thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=228104

Knocked up by Sixzeros .., (F)reeware, use, modify, copy share however you want.

Instructions:
unpack somewhere and run the exe.. its a compiled autohotkey script without encryption so you can decompile if you want, but the AHK source is also available. (written in autohotkey)


ALT+I:
Activates/deactivates the assistant. Wait until your queen needs to inject then hold ALT while hitting the I key to activate the assistant, then inject as normal, 33 seconds later the assistant will activate again. If you need to resync the timer just hit ALT+I to stop and restart it.

ALT+>
Extends the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds.. hold down ALT and press the '.' key, it should extend the assistant delay by 1 seconds each time.

ALT+<
Shortens the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds. Hold down ALT and press the ',' key

to stop it, locate the overlord icon in the tray, right click it and exit

To make your own reminder messages, locate and re-record the "InjectInject.wav" "injectActivated.wav" and "InjectDisabled.wav" files. You could then create a reminder set for any race.
JackMcCoy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
165 Posts
May 31 2011 17:25 GMT
#99
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OBJECTION
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
May 31 2011 17:34 GMT
#100
This is why I read TL.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
May 31 2011 18:35 GMT
#101
This thread is amazing. Laughing so much. 5/5.
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
May 31 2011 18:36 GMT
#102
On June 01 2011 02:15 sixzeros wrote:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/6bbe8i2w2she58w/sc2Assistant.zip



sc2 assist for zergies... Inspired by the TeamLiquid zippy thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=228104

Knocked up by Sixzeros .., (F)reeware, use, modify, copy share however you want.

Instructions:
unpack somewhere and run the exe.. its a compiled autohotkey script without encryption so you can decompile if you want, but the AHK source is also available. (written in autohotkey)


ALT+I:
Activates/deactivates the assistant. Wait until your queen needs to inject then hold ALT while hitting the I key to activate the assistant, then inject as normal, 33 seconds later the assistant will activate again. If you need to resync the timer just hit ALT+I to stop and restart it.

ALT+>
Extends the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds.. hold down ALT and press the '.' key, it should extend the assistant delay by 1 seconds each time.

ALT+<
Shortens the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds. Hold down ALT and press the ',' key

to stop it, locate the overlord icon in the tray, right click it and exit

To make your own reminder messages, locate and re-record the "InjectInject.wav" "injectActivated.wav" and "InjectDisabled.wav" files. You could then create a reminder set for any race.


There are so few times I can say that something on the web really blows me away.

This is exactly the kind of thing that makes TL what it is, and makes me love this place. I hope you don't mind, I've added this to the OP :D
Moderator@SirJolt
dibban
Profile Joined July 2008
Sweden1279 Posts
May 31 2011 18:45 GMT
#103
Hahaha! Such a creative joke, love it.
이제동 - 이영호 since '07.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 20:28:20
May 31 2011 19:02 GMT
#104
On June 01 2011 02:25 JackMcCoy wrote:
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I'm a fan of your work.
Moderator@SirJolt
Virtue
Profile Joined July 2010
United States318 Posts
May 31 2011 20:12 GMT
#105
On June 01 2011 02:25 JackMcCoy wrote:
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Best one after the OP so far! Good work!
SilverJohnny
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States885 Posts
May 31 2011 20:16 GMT
#106
Why doesn't SirJolt have a star yet? Every thread is sooo good!

I died when I saw the ovie lol.
also i think you should be able to combine like 5 archons to make a really really shitty oliver stone film - Keanu_Reaver, bw balance genius
Irave
Profile Joined October 2010
United States9965 Posts
May 31 2011 20:21 GMT
#107
Very entertaining read, well done!
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 20:27:21
May 31 2011 20:21 GMT
#108
On June 01 2011 05:16 SilverJohnny wrote:
Why doesn't SirJolt have a star yet? Every thread is sooo good!

I died when I saw the ovie lol.


Someday. It's among my aspirations
Moderator@SirJolt
RHoudini
Profile Joined October 2009
Belgium3627 Posts
May 31 2011 20:38 GMT
#109
On June 01 2011 02:25 JackMcCoy wrote:
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ROFL.
The Consistent Korean gets my vote.
Lee Jae Dong fighting!
omisa
Profile Joined January 2011
United States494 Posts
May 31 2011 21:06 GMT
#110
Hahahaha, that was the best thing i have read in a long time! Man the ovie really got me roffeling! ^_^
\m/
KomradeKevin
Profile Joined July 2010
United States88 Posts
May 31 2011 21:53 GMT
#111
On June 01 2011 02:15 sixzeros wrote:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/6bbe8i2w2she58w/sc2Assistant.zip



sc2 assist for zergies... Inspired by the TeamLiquid zippy thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=228104

Knocked up by Sixzeros .., (F)reeware, use, modify, copy share however you want.

Instructions:
unpack somewhere and run the exe.. its a compiled autohotkey script without encryption so you can decompile if you want, but the AHK source is also available. (written in autohotkey)


ALT+I:
Activates/deactivates the assistant. Wait until your queen needs to inject then hold ALT while hitting the I key to activate the assistant, then inject as normal, 33 seconds later the assistant will activate again. If you need to resync the timer just hit ALT+I to stop and restart it.

ALT+>
Extends the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds.. hold down ALT and press the '.' key, it should extend the assistant delay by 1 seconds each time.

ALT+<
Shortens the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds. Hold down ALT and press the ',' key

to stop it, locate the overlord icon in the tray, right click it and exit

To make your own reminder messages, locate and re-record the "InjectInject.wav" "injectActivated.wav" and "InjectDisabled.wav" files. You could then create a reminder set for any race.

I like your app. Could you tell us where the default install location is? I tried searching for the .wav files and could not find them. Also searched for sc2assistant but it only came up with the zip file, not the install location.
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-31 22:34:22
May 31 2011 22:18 GMT
#112
Amazing post.

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Ba Bo
Profile Joined May 2011
18 Posts
May 31 2011 22:33 GMT
#113
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 01 2011 07:18 Eufouria wrote:
Amazing post.

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That was very funny. Good job.
mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
May 31 2011 22:39 GMT
#114
5/5 My favorite right here:

+ Show Spoiler +

On June 01 2011 07:18 Eufouria wrote:
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Write your own song!
Cocoba
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada352 Posts
May 31 2011 22:49 GMT
#115
haha all of these are hilarious. Props to you Jolt
:D
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
May 31 2011 23:31 GMT
#116
The best ones have all been Detective Overlord, but I have such a soft spot in my heart for Remorseless Probe.

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Moderator@SirJolt
Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
May 31 2011 23:59 GMT
#117
Hahahah oh my god the cruncher one is amazing lol!
http://www.twitch.tv/advocadosc2
amazingoopah
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1925 Posts
June 01 2011 00:03 GMT
#118
surprised no one has done an Idra one yet and his classic putdowns (i.e. skilless newbie)
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 01 2011 00:05 GMT
#119
On June 01 2011 08:59 Advocado wrote:
Hahahah oh my god the cruncher one is amazing lol!


I honestly don't think I'll ever forget that smiley face. That was the only series of the TSL I actually got to see live, and I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw it.

I'm such a sucker for a rivalry.
Moderator@SirJolt
Sprungjeezy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States1313 Posts
June 01 2011 00:12 GMT
#120
This thread is simply amazing. Thank you for the Cruncher one, really made my day.
Reborn8u
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1761 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-01 02:26:19
June 01 2011 01:46 GMT
#121
Wow, so much win in this thread. Hope these are up to snuff!
+ Show Spoiler +

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+ Show Spoiler +

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+ Show Spoiler +

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:)
rickybobby
Profile Joined October 2010
United States405 Posts
June 01 2011 04:13 GMT
#122
lulz the tastosis one is hilarious
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-01 05:12:40
June 01 2011 05:12 GMT
#123
Lol these are awesome!! great work made my day
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
sixzeros
Profile Joined December 2010
72 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-01 06:49:05
June 01 2011 06:35 GMT
#124
On June 01 2011 06:53 KomradeKevin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2011 02:15 sixzeros wrote:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/6bbe8i2w2she58w/sc2Assistant.zip



sc2 assist for zergies... Inspired by the TeamLiquid zippy thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=228104

Knocked up by Sixzeros .., (F)reeware, use, modify, copy share however you want.

Instructions:
unpack somewhere and run the exe.. its a compiled autohotkey script without encryption so you can decompile if you want, but the AHK source is also available. (written in autohotkey)


ALT+I:
Activates/deactivates the assistant. Wait until your queen needs to inject then hold ALT while hitting the I key to activate the assistant, then inject as normal, 33 seconds later the assistant will activate again. If you need to resync the timer just hit ALT+I to stop and restart it.

ALT+>
Extends the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds.. hold down ALT and press the '.' key, it should extend the assistant delay by 1 seconds each time.

ALT+<
Shortens the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds. Hold down ALT and press the ',' key

to stop it, locate the overlord icon in the tray, right click it and exit

To make your own reminder messages, locate and re-record the "InjectInject.wav" "injectActivated.wav" and "InjectDisabled.wav" files. You could then create a reminder set for any race.

I like your app. Could you tell us where the default install location is? I tried searching for the .wav files and could not find them. Also searched for sc2assistant but it only came up with the zip file, not the install location.


Hi I believe you should be able to unpack the ZIP file into any folder anywhere.. (perhaps it needs permissions to execute). All the files required should be inside the .zip file, and should just be unpacked together, you will probably need to create a folder for it somewhere.
I tested it off a random folder in the desktop and a folder in the default documents labelled /AHK.. you can then just click to run the main file which is sc2Assistantv1_0z.exe using a shortcut or directly from the folder itself.

note.. this app, only talks to you through your sound card, at the predetermined interval, you wont see detective overlord over your screen, or the talk boxes, but you can record and listen to any messages you like with any app that creates .wav files.
Beasttubbs
Profile Joined May 2011
United States20 Posts
June 01 2011 06:38 GMT
#125
This is an AMAZING thread lol. Great stuff!
Nice guys may come in last, but you don't want a guy that comes early anyway.
sixzeros
Profile Joined December 2010
72 Posts
June 01 2011 07:00 GMT
#126
On June 01 2011 03:36 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2011 02:15 sixzeros wrote:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/6bbe8i2w2she58w/sc2Assistant.zip



sc2 assist for zergies... Inspired by the TeamLiquid zippy thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=228104

Knocked up by Sixzeros .., (F)reeware, use, modify, copy share however you want.

Instructions:
unpack somewhere and run the exe.. its a compiled autohotkey script without encryption so you can decompile if you want, but the AHK source is also available. (written in autohotkey)


ALT+I:
Activates/deactivates the assistant. Wait until your queen needs to inject then hold ALT while hitting the I key to activate the assistant, then inject as normal, 33 seconds later the assistant will activate again. If you need to resync the timer just hit ALT+I to stop and restart it.

ALT+>
Extends the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds.. hold down ALT and press the '.' key, it should extend the assistant delay by 1 seconds each time.

ALT+<
Shortens the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds. Hold down ALT and press the ',' key

to stop it, locate the overlord icon in the tray, right click it and exit

To make your own reminder messages, locate and re-record the "InjectInject.wav" "injectActivated.wav" and "InjectDisabled.wav" files. You could then create a reminder set for any race.


There are so few times I can say that something on the web really blows me away.

This is exactly the kind of thing that makes TL what it is, and makes me love this place. I hope you don't mind, I've added this to the OP :D


Cheers man, your ingenious creativity was inspiring and made me smile until my cheeks hurt, I almost remade zippy exactly as you'd envisioned, but then I thought, "mmmm maybe that idea would actually be quite useful, if it only spoke to you and didn't clutter your screen... oh well here goes, hope it doesnt get me flamed and banned.... X.X"
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 01 2011 08:07 GMT
#127
On June 01 2011 16:00 sixzeros wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2011 03:36 SirJolt wrote:
On June 01 2011 02:15 sixzeros wrote:
http://www.mediafire.com/file/6bbe8i2w2she58w/sc2Assistant.zip



sc2 assist for zergies... Inspired by the TeamLiquid zippy thread
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=228104

Knocked up by Sixzeros .., (F)reeware, use, modify, copy share however you want.

Instructions:
unpack somewhere and run the exe.. its a compiled autohotkey script without encryption so you can decompile if you want, but the AHK source is also available. (written in autohotkey)


ALT+I:
Activates/deactivates the assistant. Wait until your queen needs to inject then hold ALT while hitting the I key to activate the assistant, then inject as normal, 33 seconds later the assistant will activate again. If you need to resync the timer just hit ALT+I to stop and restart it.

ALT+>
Extends the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds.. hold down ALT and press the '.' key, it should extend the assistant delay by 1 seconds each time.

ALT+<
Shortens the timer delay and sounds off the delay in seconds. Hold down ALT and press the ',' key

to stop it, locate the overlord icon in the tray, right click it and exit

To make your own reminder messages, locate and re-record the "InjectInject.wav" "injectActivated.wav" and "InjectDisabled.wav" files. You could then create a reminder set for any race.


There are so few times I can say that something on the web really blows me away.

This is exactly the kind of thing that makes TL what it is, and makes me love this place. I hope you don't mind, I've added this to the OP :D


Cheers man, your ingenious creativity was inspiring and made me smile until my cheeks hurt, I almost remade zippy exactly as you'd envisioned, but then I thought, "mmmm maybe that idea would actually be quite useful, if it only spoke to you and didn't clutter your screen... oh well here goes, hope it doesnt get me flamed and banned.... X.X"


That's actually pretty cool. The next step up is to make the macro do the inject for you which would be cheating of course :p
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
June 01 2011 10:09 GMT
#128
There should be an anxious overlord which lists all the possible things that can kill you.
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 01 2011 10:34 GMT
#129
On June 01 2011 19:09 KimJongChill wrote:
There should be an anxious overlord which lists all the possible things that can kill you.


I absolutely love the idea of a Flustered Overlord character, but I'm not even sure how we'd denote him. Detective Overlord has his Sherlock Holmes hat and pipe.

Maybe just:

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He's got glasses and a notebook, he's a frightened kind of ovie.
Moderator@SirJolt
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
June 01 2011 11:40 GMT
#130
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Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
June 01 2011 13:28 GMT
#131
TY for spotlighting, this thread made my morning : )
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11501 Posts
June 01 2011 14:15 GMT
#132
On May 31 2011 16:06 Selth wrote:
The overlord is so deductive. Too bad I don't speak Zerg. Such profound meaning in "Kreeeeee" and yet we may never learn of it.


The problem is that Zerg does not really work in roman letters. There are like 20 different ways "Kreeeeee" could be pronounced, all with profoundly different meanings, and that is not even taking in "Kreeeee" or "Kreeeeeee"
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 01 2011 14:27 GMT
#133
On June 01 2011 23:15 Simberto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2011 16:06 Selth wrote:
The overlord is so deductive. Too bad I don't speak Zerg. Such profound meaning in "Kreeeeee" and yet we may never learn of it.


The problem is that Zerg does not really work in roman letters. There are like 20 different ways "Kreeeeee" could be pronounced, all with profoundly different meanings, and that is not even taking in "Kreeeee" or "Kreeeeeee"


This is something Day[9] recently said of Korean...
Moderator@SirJolt
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12704 Posts
June 01 2011 15:46 GMT
#134
The Clippy reference was too good. 5/5 love it.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Incognoto
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
France10239 Posts
June 01 2011 16:08 GMT
#135
Detective Overlord was fucking genius.
maru lover forever
Sinensis
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2513 Posts
June 01 2011 16:15 GMT
#136
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sixfour
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
England11061 Posts
June 01 2011 16:44 GMT
#137
laughed, very nice
p: stats, horang2, free, jangbi z: soulkey, zero, shine, hydra t: leta, hiya, sea
NukeTheBunnys
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1004 Posts
June 01 2011 17:44 GMT
#138
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When you play the game of drones you win or you die.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 01 2011 18:15 GMT
#139
In my mind, Remorseless Probe doesn't say anything out loud, it's all just a whisper, tempting you to do unspeakable things to nice people
Moderator@SirJolt
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
June 01 2011 19:12 GMT
#140
I kept my composure until Flustered Overlord, then I just fucking lost it. SirJolt, you made my day.
Sup.
MapleFractal
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada307 Posts
June 01 2011 19:28 GMT
#141
LOL just fabulous
its called a Tuque damnit!
Drteeth
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Great Britain415 Posts
June 01 2011 20:29 GMT
#142
Very nice mate, keep it up!!
Nice cheese ....GG!
Walls
Profile Joined May 2011
United States172 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-01 20:41:10
June 01 2011 20:39 GMT
#143
On May 31 2011 19:24 BeastofManju wrote:
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For Idra.


Love this post because its sometimes true.

OR ! tech to lair and make constant queens with your other hatchery, sit on 4-5 queens and smile !
SlayerS_Eve's third fan, in the time of hatred... very very proud of that.
darkscream
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada2310 Posts
June 01 2011 22:25 GMT
#144
heeeurgh
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
June 01 2011 22:56 GMT
#145
OMG This is hilarious. Oh exploitable! =)
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
akomatic
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
156 Posts
June 01 2011 22:57 GMT
#146
Awesome idea

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+ Show Spoiler [GSL ro32 Day 1] +

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..Bears!
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 02 2011 00:48 GMT
#147
Spoilers for the GSL Super tournament...

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Moderator@SirJolt
DrakanSilva
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Chile932 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-02 01:52:23
June 02 2011 01:50 GMT
#148
HAHAhahahahahahaha you made me laugh hard and you made me remember how much I hated clippy hahahahahahaha.

awesome read.

Edit: The overlord has a Pipe!! lololololol
In the beginning there was nothing... and then exploded
darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
June 02 2011 03:50 GMT
#149
LOL This is great 5/5
peekn
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States1152 Posts
June 02 2011 05:28 GMT
#150
Hahaha this is great nice work SirJolt!
Mista_Masta
Profile Joined January 2009
Netherlands557 Posts
June 02 2011 07:40 GMT
#151
Oh man, this is so funny. Sitting at home, laughing by myself, I run the risk that someone will label me insane and contact the proper authorities...
Tegin
Profile Joined November 2010
United States840 Posts
June 02 2011 13:47 GMT
#152
Great post!!!
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
nEAnS
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada161 Posts
June 02 2011 20:43 GMT
#153
lol i love the idea; but if you are seriously doing this I would suggest moving it away from the bottom right corner... too much obstruction of the command bar. Maybe right above it?
Varpulis
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States2517 Posts
June 02 2011 21:42 GMT
#154
On June 03 2011 05:43 nEAnS wrote:
lol i love the idea; but if you are seriously doing this I would suggest moving it away from the bottom right corner... too much obstruction of the command bar. Maybe right above it?

This is going way over your head, isn't it?
On June 02 2011 09:48 SirJolt wrote:
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This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thank you SirJolt!
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KingVietKong
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States170 Posts
June 02 2011 23:38 GMT
#155
On June 03 2011 06:42 Varpulis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2011 05:43 nEAnS wrote:
lol i love the idea; but if you are seriously doing this I would suggest moving it away from the bottom right corner... too much obstruction of the command bar. Maybe right above it?

This is going way over your head, isn't it?


Remember, many are already too young to remember the devastation that was Clippy.
Schmeebus
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 01:37:49
June 03 2011 01:35 GMT
#156
Dont know why everyone is giving him props. Jolt stole this from the April Fools Day Joke from the Blizzard website, and didnt even credit them.

-1/10.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 03 2011 02:31 GMT
#157
On June 03 2011 10:35 Schmeebus wrote:
Dont know why everyone is giving him props. Jolt stole this from the April Fools Day Joke from the Blizzard website, and didnt even credit them.

-1/10.


Someone said Blizz had done something similar, but I haven't seen it yet
Moderator@SirJolt
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
June 03 2011 05:01 GMT
#158
On June 01 2011 19:34 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2011 19:09 KimJongChill wrote:
There should be an anxious overlord which lists all the possible things that can kill you.


I absolutely love the idea of a Flustered Overlord character, but I'm not even sure how we'd denote him. Detective Overlord has his Sherlock Holmes hat and pipe.

Maybe just:

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He's got glasses and a notebook, he's a frightened kind of ovie.


I love it. I was thinking of like some cartoonish sweat drops to make him look really nervous, but this works too xD
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
jarrydesque
Profile Joined November 2010
584 Posts
June 03 2011 08:24 GMT
#159
Brilliant!
#1 Kennigit fanboy/stalker
Kabocha
Profile Joined November 2010
United States39 Posts
June 03 2011 09:38 GMT
#160
[image loading]
I'm not retarded, I'm just neural parasite'ed by a retarded infestor.
Robinsa
Profile Joined May 2009
Japan1333 Posts
June 03 2011 10:53 GMT
#161
The clippy gave me a smile. Thank you.
4649!!
KingVietKong
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States170 Posts
June 03 2011 14:38 GMT
#162
On June 03 2011 11:31 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 03 2011 10:35 Schmeebus wrote:
Dont know why everyone is giving him props. Jolt stole this from the April Fools Day Joke from the Blizzard website, and didnt even credit them.

-1/10.


Someone said Blizz had done something similar, but I haven't seen it yet


http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.
Schmeebus
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 16:14:58
June 03 2011 16:13 GMT
#163
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.


Because everyone is praising him for said idea, not so much the 'jokes' and content.

Hate people who steal credit off others. No shame.

PLUS, he states that the idea was his own and gave no due credit to Blizzard. FAIL
MoreSore
Profile Joined April 2011
Ireland73 Posts
June 03 2011 16:58 GMT
#164
awesome post
"More Loss, More Skill" WhiteRa
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 17:09:37
June 03 2011 17:08 GMT
#165
On June 04 2011 01:13 Schmeebus wrote:
Show nested quote +
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.


Because everyone is praising him for said idea, not so much the 'jokes' and content.

Hate people who steal credit off others. No shame.

PLUS, he states that the idea was his own and gave no due credit to Blizzard. FAIL

There's no evidence to suggest that SirJolt is lying or being disingenuous. From Independent Invention as a Defense to Patent Infringement:
Researchers frequently converge on the same idea at roughly the same time. Famous examples include the light bulb (Edison and Swann), telephone (Bell and Gray), integrated circuit (Kilby and Noyce), calculus (Newton and Leibniz), periodic table (Mendeleyev and Meyer), telegraph (Morse, Henry, Cooke and Wheatstone), telescope (Hans Lippershey, Drebbel, Fontana, Jansen, Metius and Galileo – each claiming they invented it in 1608 or 1609), and certain facets of the theory of relativity (Einstein and Poincaré). Some historians and philosophers of science believe convergence is the rule rather than the exception


Being the first to come up with something doesn't invalidate someone else's later, independent creation.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Schmeebus
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 17:18:37
June 03 2011 17:17 GMT
#166
On June 04 2011 02:08 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2011 01:13 Schmeebus wrote:
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.


Because everyone is praising him for said idea, not so much the 'jokes' and content.

Hate people who steal credit off others. No shame.

PLUS, he states that the idea was his own and gave no due credit to Blizzard. FAIL

There's no evidence to suggest that SirJolt is lying or being disingenuous. From Independent Invention as a Defense to Patent Infringement:
Show nested quote +
Researchers frequently converge on the same idea at roughly the same time. Famous examples include the light bulb (Edison and Swann), telephone (Bell and Gray), integrated circuit (Kilby and Noyce), calculus (Newton and Leibniz), periodic table (Mendeleyev and Meyer), telegraph (Morse, Henry, Cooke and Wheatstone), telescope (Hans Lippershey, Drebbel, Fontana, Jansen, Metius and Galileo – each claiming they invented it in 1608 or 1609), and certain facets of the theory of relativity (Einstein and Poincaré). Some historians and philosophers of science believe convergence is the rule rather than the exception


Being the first to come up with something doesn't invalidate someone else's later, independent creation.



You're kidding right? His original post suggest that the whole framework for his idea came to him on his own surmise and whims, when it's clearly documented and originated elsewhere, 2 MONTHS before this did. Had it been a tribute to Blizzard's ORIGINAL WORK, it would of been different. Again, SirJolt pays no dues where credit is due. Shame.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
June 03 2011 17:24 GMT
#167
On June 04 2011 02:17 Schmeebus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2011 02:08 BroOd wrote:
On June 04 2011 01:13 Schmeebus wrote:
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.


Because everyone is praising him for said idea, not so much the 'jokes' and content.

Hate people who steal credit off others. No shame.

PLUS, he states that the idea was his own and gave no due credit to Blizzard. FAIL

There's no evidence to suggest that SirJolt is lying or being disingenuous. From Independent Invention as a Defense to Patent Infringement:
Researchers frequently converge on the same idea at roughly the same time. Famous examples include the light bulb (Edison and Swann), telephone (Bell and Gray), integrated circuit (Kilby and Noyce), calculus (Newton and Leibniz), periodic table (Mendeleyev and Meyer), telegraph (Morse, Henry, Cooke and Wheatstone), telescope (Hans Lippershey, Drebbel, Fontana, Jansen, Metius and Galileo – each claiming they invented it in 1608 or 1609), and certain facets of the theory of relativity (Einstein and Poincaré). Some historians and philosophers of science believe convergence is the rule rather than the exception


Being the first to come up with something doesn't invalidate someone else's later, independent creation.



You're kidding right? His original post suggest that the whole framework for his idea came to him on his own surmise and whims, when it's clearly documented and originated elsewhere, 2 MONTHS before this did. Had it been a tribute to Blizzard's ORIGINAL WORK, it would of been different. Again, SirJolt pays no dues where credit is due. Shame.

What do you mean "you're kidding"? You really can't conceive of the possibility that two people independently came up with the same joke? The fact that it's been up on Blizzard's site doesn't mean that SirJolt saw it there, you're just assuming he did, and that's not really fair.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 17:29:03
June 03 2011 17:28 GMT
#168
On June 03 2011 05:43 nEAnS wrote:
lol i love the idea; but if you are seriously doing this I would suggest moving it away from the bottom right corner... too much obstruction of the command bar. Maybe right above it?

This is by far the best post in this thread.

I think there needs to be some kind of turtle inspired assistant. For the kind of player who thinks. 'Quick I might be getting cheesed, I'll build a forge on 7 food and 100 cannons and then move out when I'm maxed on 1 base carriers.'
Schmeebus
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 17:32:41
June 03 2011 17:31 GMT
#169
On June 04 2011 02:24 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2011 02:17 Schmeebus wrote:
On June 04 2011 02:08 BroOd wrote:
On June 04 2011 01:13 Schmeebus wrote:
http://us.battle.net/wow/en/game/dungeon-helper/

Honestly the idea itself isn't what makes it, but the jokes inside, so not sure what Schmeebus was schmeebed about.


Because everyone is praising him for said idea, not so much the 'jokes' and content.

Hate people who steal credit off others. No shame.

PLUS, he states that the idea was his own and gave no due credit to Blizzard. FAIL

There's no evidence to suggest that SirJolt is lying or being disingenuous. From Independent Invention as a Defense to Patent Infringement:
Researchers frequently converge on the same idea at roughly the same time. Famous examples include the light bulb (Edison and Swann), telephone (Bell and Gray), integrated circuit (Kilby and Noyce), calculus (Newton and Leibniz), periodic table (Mendeleyev and Meyer), telegraph (Morse, Henry, Cooke and Wheatstone), telescope (Hans Lippershey, Drebbel, Fontana, Jansen, Metius and Galileo – each claiming they invented it in 1608 or 1609), and certain facets of the theory of relativity (Einstein and Poincaré). Some historians and philosophers of science believe convergence is the rule rather than the exception


Being the first to come up with something doesn't invalidate someone else's later, independent creation.



You're kidding right? His original post suggest that the whole framework for his idea came to him on his own surmise and whims, when it's clearly documented and originated elsewhere, 2 MONTHS before this did. Had it been a tribute to Blizzard's ORIGINAL WORK, it would of been different. Again, SirJolt pays no dues where credit is due. Shame.

What do you mean "you're kidding"? You really can't conceive of the possibility that two people independently came up with the same joke? The fact that it's been up on Blizzard's site doesn't mean that SirJolt saw it there, you're just assuming he did, and that's not really fair.


Not fair? It's clearly a stolen idea. To say it's not is flat out blatant stupidity and ignorant. Jesus.

EDIT: Owned Brood; he just admitted it to me in a PM lol you fail baddie scrub face.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 03 2011 17:37 GMT
#170
Schmeebus caught me guys.

What's happened here is that I definitely saw something Blizzard did, then tried to pass it off as my own and just hoped that people on TL don't really keep up with Blizzard news. It had seemed like such a good plan too.

Here is the transcript of the PMs between Schmeebus and I:

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Moderator@SirJolt
Schmeebus
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
June 03 2011 17:39 GMT
#171
Love putting little dicks in their place; right back up your own ass

User was banned for this post.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
June 03 2011 17:42 GMT
#172
I think it's fair to say that your grasp of logic is about as tenuous as the one you have on sarcasm or correct semi-colon usage. It's been a pleasure, net detective.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
June 03 2011 18:13 GMT
#173
Ah he hides his country on TL so we can't tell right off the bat he doesn't understand sarcasm
get rich or die mining
TL+ Member
oDieN[Siege]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2904 Posts
June 03 2011 18:25 GMT
#174
Haha, this is amazing stuff. :D
Keep 'em coming.
말크 : ^_^~ NeO)GabuAt, vGODieN
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-03 18:44:39
June 03 2011 18:35 GMT
#175
On June 04 2011 02:39 Schmeebus wrote:
Love putting little dicks in their place; right back up your own ass

User was banned for this post.



My only regret is that it seems I PMed this image after he was banned

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Moderator@SirJolt
nbMifu
Profile Joined January 2010
Brazil170 Posts
June 03 2011 18:56 GMT
#176
On June 04 2011 03:35 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2011 02:39 Schmeebus wrote:
Love putting little dicks in their place; right back up your own ass

User was banned for this post.



My only regret is that it seems I PMed this image after he was banned

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


SirJolt, $h1t is going meta!
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle - Plato
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
June 03 2011 19:01 GMT
#177
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Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
Mithriel
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands2969 Posts
June 03 2011 19:02 GMT
#178
haha this thread is so funny!! I like warcraft 3 one and the tastosis one the most

Keep up the good blogging!
There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit is unconquered. | Cheering for Maru, Innovation and MMA!
Knightlax
Profile Joined July 2010
United States150 Posts
June 03 2011 19:02 GMT
#179
On June 04 2011 03:35 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2011 02:39 Schmeebus wrote:
Love putting little dicks in their place; right back up your own ass

User was banned for this post.



My only regret is that it seems I PMed this image after he was banned

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


Wait, does this mean we are getting a TL Assistant Application soon? Is this in beta or something?
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 03 2011 21:34 GMT
#180
On June 04 2011 04:02 Knightlax wrote:
Wait, does this mean we are getting a TL Assistant Application soon? Is this in beta or something?


Despite my numerous, fevered PMs to the mod staff, I fear there are no plans to implement it

If by, "in beta" you mean "Does SirJolt sometimes shout at his monitor in the hopes that other TL users might be able to hear him and change their posting habits accordingly," then I can tell you this:

The beta program is going strong, and we are on target for a shoutier release by winter 2011


If you would like to provide feedback or participate in the beta, PM me and I'll do my best to advise you directly.
Moderator@SirJolt
GreyMasta
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada197 Posts
June 04 2011 00:34 GMT
#181
[image loading]
Kinetik_Inferno
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1431 Posts
June 04 2011 01:35 GMT
#182
Hahahha this is hilarious! Make Moar!
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
June 04 2011 02:53 GMT
#183
+ Show Spoiler +
On June 04 2011 09:34 GreyMasta wrote:
[image loading]



Great!
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
m0l0ch
Profile Joined March 2011
Switzerland13 Posts
June 04 2011 11:32 GMT
#184
Great stuff! I'd choose the overlord, oviously
Flameling
Profile Joined July 2010
United States413 Posts
June 04 2011 15:27 GMT
#185
haha these are great
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 04 2011 21:05 GMT
#186
I was going to leave this blog alone, but I couldn't resist this one last one...

Spoiler for MLG Losira vs iNcontroL:

+ Show Spoiler +
&#91;image loading&#93;
Moderator@SirJolt
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
June 05 2011 00:51 GMT
#187
Somehow this thread got even funnier in the past few pages.
Still delivering!
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Petninja
Profile Joined June 2011
United States159 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-05 17:15:41
June 05 2011 17:14 GMT
#188
I kinda feel like the probe is what GlaDOS could have been, had she been ported to the SC universe .
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
June 05 2011 23:47 GMT
#189
i came into those hoping you were applying to be MY assistant, and i'm leaving disappointed

someone fetch me a fucking latte!
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 06 2011 22:48 GMT
#190
Oh gosh, I can't believe FakeSteve commented here...

I feel all internet-celebrity shell shocked. If only there were a TL assistant to dictate the correct ways to respond here D:
Moderator@SirJolt
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
June 07 2011 02:12 GMT
#191
haha besides SirJolt Brood is owning! lolololol
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
June 08 2011 16:05 GMT
#192
Still a great post. I'm bumping just cause I want to see a few more posts. Come on artsy people!
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
DrakanSilva
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Chile932 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-08 16:24:33
June 08 2011 16:19 GMT
#193
I know it's not the same template but what the fuck, I just couldn't resist not doing it and i can't believe nobody did it before ahhaha

Spoiler MLG Columbus IdrA vs MMA
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]
In the beginning there was nothing... and then exploded
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-08 16:22:31
June 08 2011 16:21 GMT
#194
This won't load for me without clicking through to the page, can you throw it up on imgur with the "upload image" button above the typespace?

Edit: Nevermind, there it is :D
Moderator@SirJolt
DrakanSilva
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Chile932 Posts
June 08 2011 16:22 GMT
#195
ok
In the beginning there was nothing... and then exploded
DrakanSilva
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Chile932 Posts
June 08 2011 16:25 GMT
#196
i cant. if somebody awnts to edit it there are the images.
i feel so sad and frustrated.
In the beginning there was nothing... and then exploded
Liight
Profile Joined March 2011
Iceland103 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-08 19:48:44
June 08 2011 19:37 GMT
#197
[image loading]


Derp.
It's been interesting.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
June 08 2011 21:38 GMT
#198
On June 09 2011 04:37 Liight wrote:
[image loading]


Derp.


I feel this way even when I play Terran
Moderator@SirJolt
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
June 09 2011 21:58 GMT
#199
Jeez, wish I was artsy...
...
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
July 01 2011 14:37 GMT
#200
I am bumping this, because everyone deserves the joy that this blog brings :D
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
POiNTx
Profile Joined July 2010
Belgium309 Posts
July 01 2011 16:15 GMT
#201
HAHAHAHA I lol'd at the Tastosis one, so good. Props to you!
Fuck yeah serotonin
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
July 01 2011 21:34 GMT
#202
On July 01 2011 23:37 PlaGuE_R wrote:
I am bumping this, because everyone deserves the joy that this blog brings :D


Haha, this is a lovely sentiment. I think this is the most viewed thing I've ever written online that wasn't written for work
Moderator@SirJolt
PlaGuE_R
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France1151 Posts
July 08 2011 15:06 GMT
#203
On July 02 2011 06:34 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2011 23:37 PlaGuE_R wrote:
I am bumping this, because everyone deserves the joy that this blog brings :D


Haha, this is a lovely sentiment. I think this is the most viewed thing I've ever written online that wasn't written for work


thats good, cuz u did something for everyone to enjoy and everyone enjoyed it a lot
TLO FIGHTING | me all in, he drone drone drone, me win - SK.MC | JINROLLED! | KraToss for the win
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