So I was driving in a car with my friend today, we were just cruising.. and probably the worst thing in my life happened. So... I was with my girl and my friend....
We were having fun, cracking jokes, my friend is 18 so my girl was pretty creeped out at first but she got along with him pretty nicely.
Then my friend cracks out something I haven't seen in months. A blunt. My heart started beating and I knew what was going to go down today =D.
I talked to my girl and said I haven't had oral in a while and we've never done anything in a car. We slowly made out, and she quickly went down on me.
While this was happening my friend was hitting the blunt up, and I get a pass. I hit that shit up like I was just breathing air, it was amazing. It was purple corn dog Cush.
We finish the blunt, I'm still getting dome, it's really hitting both me and my friend because we haven't been high in months...
Then a fucking crash. That's right, a crash. My friend rear ends some elderly lady, and I freak out. I was getting dome so my girl practically ripped my cock off, and it was just a catastrophe.
My friend didn't really pay attention that much, and it wasn't a big accident, so that was nice. He gave the lady like 80$ and we just continued to cruise, smoking another joint =D.
Pretty crazy day!
incase anyone was wondering why i sad big car crash, it's cause I almost got my cock bitten off! lol =D
On March 29 2011 07:39 MangoTango wrote: drugs are bad, mmmk?
Being stupid in a metal death machine is what did it, don't be blaming stupidity on drugs......
Sorry for your dick bro, that's never good..
Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy the effects of a certain green plant once in a while, but the decisions OP made make me pretty sure that he can't be trusted with drugs.
I'm not sure what kind of reaction you were looking for with this.
Your friend was getting high while driving and you were cool with that. I don't have a problem with weed, but you can't put others in danger because of your poor choices.
On March 29 2011 07:56 Pathology wrote: That's just weird. Who wants to watch a friend getting his dick sucked. I mean I'm sure theres a select few, but for the rest of us waaaat?
I wish I could rename weed to kush to see what fags like you would come up with to describe their next batch of weed.
its always cush dude. also, at first i thought you were driving. I don't think getting sucked off while riding in a car = roadhead -- It's just fucking weird considering the driver and all.
To be honest I wouldn't want to hang out with a friend if him and his gf were just at the level of casually whipping it out and proceeding to give/receive head through a session. Also you said a blunt, blunt between two people? That's a long fucking blowjob bro. All while smoking DA CORN DOG CUSH. What the fuck corn dog? Prolly drug dealer for retarded.
So uh, really. How old are you? Younger than 18 I'm sure. Got some greasy ass life going on. Take the cock bite as a warning and don't make kids.
On March 29 2011 08:01 MiniRoman wrote: I wish I could rename weed to kush to see what fags like you would come up with to describe their next batch of weed.
its always cush dude. also, at first i thought you were driving. I don't think getting sucked off while riding in a car = roadhead -- It's just fucking weird considering the driver and all.
To be honest I wouldn't want to hang out with a friend if him and his gf were just at the level of casually whipping it out and proceeding to give/receive head through a session. Also you said a blunt, blunt between two people? That's a long fucking blowjob bro. All while smoking DA CORN DOG CUSH. What the fuck corn dog? Prolly drug dealer for retarded.
So uh, really. How old are you? Younger than 18 I'm sure. Got some greasy ass life going on. Take the cock bite as a warning and don't make kids.
nah man! i know its cush foreal! my homeboy told me
Idiot kids with foolish desires doing retarded things with no concern for the consequences.
Isn't this kid the same 14 year old child who said he'd go around raping and murdering if he could get away with it?
I'm calling this as a troll, like that kid who said he casually finger blasted some random girl in a movie theater but wouldn't approach a cute girl in one of his classes.
On March 29 2011 07:55 Triscuit wrote: I'm not sure what kind of reaction you were looking for with this.
Your friend was getting high while driving and you were cool with that. I don't have a problem with weed, but you can't put others in danger because of your poor choices.
You both seem pretty stupid.
I don't mean to just single you out specifically, but you guys can't possibly be taking this seriously, can you? Need a check up on the troll-dar there.
On March 29 2011 07:56 Pathology wrote: That's just weird. Who wants to watch a friend getting his dick sucked. I mean I'm sure theres a select few, but for the rest of us waaaat?
So if you think an 18 year old is creepy old what are you, 15? 15 smoking up and getting a bj in the car sounds pretty baller I must visit Belarus someday.
On March 29 2011 08:38 j0k3r wrote: So if you think an 18 year old is creepy old what are you, 15? 15 smoking up and getting a bj in the car sounds pretty baller I must visit Belarus someday.
I misread this as "radiohead" and I was looking to see if you referenced the songs Killer Cars, Airbag, or The Tourist anywhere. I was thinking the whole time "what the fuck does this have to do with radiohead"
On March 29 2011 08:59 DoctorHelvetica wrote: I misread this as "radiohead" and I was looking to see if you referenced the songs Killer Cars, Airbag, or The Tourist anywhere. I was thinking the whole time "what the fuck does this have to do with radiohead"
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