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Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-20 18:00:35
March 20 2011 02:40 GMT
#41
On March 20 2011 11:07 Souma wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 20 2011 09:53 gakkgakk wrote:
On March 20 2011 09:05 Slow Motion wrote:
Update: Although the village we stole from has taken back their goods and is content to leave us in peace, the bounty hunter under their employ is not so sanguine. From hours of conversations, I have been able to glean some disturbing insights into her personality. She is a complete psychopath, akin to the Dahmers and Gacys of the world. She gets tremendous pleasure from dominating individuals and making them submit to her will. She also enjoys demeaning then and murdering them is the worst ways possible. Fear and control gets her off.

Also the other members of the village I stole from kept their word and returned our key, the bounty hunter decided to make a copy of her own. She now has the ability to come in at any time and take what she wants. This morning she exercised that ability with great pleasure. She has also taken an interest in me. She will initiate private conversations with me in which she brags about her evil deeds and gives me warnings and advice about the game. I do not know if she sees herself as my mentor, or if she simply enjoys toying with me.

After she took some metal from our village, she ordered me to follow her. I got on her boat with great trepidation. Meanwhile, my village mates scrambled to move our precious items back to the clay base where they will be more safe. In the middle of our boat ride, she stopped the boat. She informed me that I should never get on the back of a boat, as she has the power to kill me and I would have no way to escape. This mixture of deriving pleasure from intimidating me and giving me sound advice coupled with stories of her escapades threw me off guard.

We arrived at the shoreline, and she gave me more advice about hiding the boat while exploring inland. At the end of our conversation, we came to place that was familiar to me. In our earlier treks across the country, our village members and I met a nice individual known as "cheeselover." This man was a peaceful farmer, and aided us through our travels. I believe KtheZ and he became Kin and acquaintances if not friends. I now recognized the area the bounty hunter led me to as cheeselover's little house and garden.

I followed the bounty hunter inside cheeselover's house. Apparently she had visited cheeselover before, and makes a habit of forcing him to give her any items that she desires. Cheeselover had also made the mistake of initially appealing to her with arguments about morality and peaceful behavior. I watched with pity and a certain amount of empathy as cheeselover was forced to bow and scrape inside his own house to avoid punishment. She then proceeded to attack cheeselover after he had given her his items. Cheeselover sought to escape, but the bounty hunter was too fast and knocked him out in the front yard.

She told me to watch as she proceeded to beat on cheeselover's unconscious body and again started to advise me about the need to work on my combat skills. She spoke of cheeselover with disdain and hatred as a useless idiot who could only farm and do the boring work. When cheeselover came to and asked her why, she simply beat him again and told him he did not yet have permission to speak. In private chat, she told me that this humiliation is a great way of dominating people and controlling them and gave me tips on how to intimidate victims. Again, I believed this advice was meant to scare and impress me as much as it was to teach.

She the let cheeselover on his feet and forced him into the house. When cheeselover complied, she beat him down to the ground again and pulled out her sword. While hacking slowly at cheeselover, she told me to pay attention and started to berate the poor farmer. She called him various unmentionables, while laughing at him for being a dumb farmer and said that he was not worthy to play H&H and should go play farmville. She told him that weaklings like him made her sick. Then she landed the final blow.

How to describe my feelings then? I felt like a rabbit trapped in a tiny room with a lion who had just ripped apart a fresh antelope. I also felt like she derived greater pleasure from her vile deeds in having me watch and gloating to me throughout. It was like a horror movie: terrifying yet engrossing. Afterwards, she told me that she loved to humiliate and berate victims as she killed them. Then she told me that when she landed the final blow on cheeselover, she felt chills along her back and a small amount of sexual excitement. After this startling revelation, she laughed it off and joked about maybe "needing some help."

I am trapped in a spider's web, and am too mesmerized to even struggle. I have a feeling she will toy with me for sometime, before I finally meet the same torturous end as cheeselover. Our village members have started training combat skills. The world of Haven & Hearth is a cruel and dangerous place, and we must ready ourselves for the darkness that is to come.

A note to end this update: for the readers wondering about the name of this bounty hunter? Her name is "Freedom." She admitted that this was a contradiction to her character, as she loved controlling and dominating others. However, she then added that maybe being able to completely disregard the feelings of others and their ideas of morality was the ultimate freedom.


Shit dude. Awesome story :D Can't wait to find out what happens next. I wish you all the best!


Holy. This was such an interesting read, seriously. Thanks for these updates, it really feels like I'm reading an amazing diary of past times. The way you portray everything is really, really well done. Props. ^^

Thanks for the love . I actually haven't planned on updating this often but crazy stuff keeps happening so fast lol. I might have another update soon too!


On March 20 2011 12:01 Steppen_Wolf wrote:
ROFL... Did that actually happen?

If so, that must be the single funniest video game experience ever.

Yeah it's crazy but I always tell exactly what happened in the game and I don't make anything up. Actually for this story I left some stuff out, like how Freedom loves to "pants" people. Basically while killing victims she will remove their pants so that they show up naked from the waist down. She did this to cheeselover while I watched. Adds to the humiliation and control I guess.
Steppen_Wolf
Profile Joined March 2011
Colombia23 Posts
March 20 2011 03:01 GMT
#42
ROFL... Did that actually happen?

If so, that must be the single funniest video game experience ever.
aznroxorz
Profile Joined January 2011
United States25 Posts
March 20 2011 06:40 GMT
#43
Inner Palisade is back up. Had alittle scare with the bounty hunter logging on, but then logged out.

I've grabbed some of the theft scents and put them in some crates for use.
chaokel
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia535 Posts
March 20 2011 07:32 GMT
#44
Mind if i get a Hearth secret? I've played this game before for and know my way around it pretty well, and would like to see if i cant help you guys out.
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
March 20 2011 16:47 GMT
#45
Update: Last night, members of the village I had stolen from contacted me. They wanted to check up on me and to see if everything is alright. I told them about Freedom, the crazed bounty hunter and what she was doing in our village. Their members immediately put me in contact with the lawspeaker of that village, who listened to my entire story. He was very apologetic, and said that he took his promise to leave us alone after we returned the stolen goods very seriously.

The lawspeaker had me lead him to cheeselover's cabin and the site of his gruesome murder to confirm my tale and to gather clues. I was apprehensive about being alone with a member of the village I had stolen from, and was wary of a setup. However, these individuals were every bit as honorable as they seemed. I almost felt some shame at how fair they acted towards me.

This morning, Freedom contacted me and told me she had been kicked out of the village. I told her that I was the one to report her actions to her village, which she already knew and accepted. She seemed to take my snitching in stride and appeared to harbor no resentment. I got the distinct feeling that no matter how reasonable her words seemed that I should avoid being within attacking distance in the future. The only downside to this whole thing is that there is no witness protection program for (not so) confidential informants such as I.

In other news, Aurra, our best hunter, seems to have died while chasing a boar. This does put a cramp in our food situation, though we have enough reserves and can find enough calories from scavenging to last for some time. Also, I've started stealing again.
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
March 20 2011 23:16 GMT
#46
Wow, you are quite lucky those guys are so nice.

And lol... For some reason I started laughing out loud at a couple of things, like:

In other news, Aurra, our best hunter, seems to have died while chasing a boar.


and...

Also, I've started stealing again.


Did Aurra get killed by the boar? Or did he like, fall off a cliff or trip and die or something?
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Aurra
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States469 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-21 00:30:18
March 21 2011 00:28 GMT
#47
The boar was really low health and was running away so that's not what killed me (not that specific one at least). There was a big lagspike and when it cleared I was dead. I didn't see any animals or players so I have no idea what happened.

If it was the old LP system I would of laughed it off and gone deforesting to get my stats back but with this new time based EVE style system starting over is so blehhhhh.
Gormil
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany29 Posts
March 21 2011 00:40 GMT
#48
Hey Aurra we all can push u in our skills!.. no prob
Gormil
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany29 Posts
March 21 2011 10:53 GMT
#49
If u want to play: run.bat, replace the moltke.seatribe.se with 178.63.100.209
aznroxorz
Profile Joined January 2011
United States25 Posts
March 21 2011 17:55 GMT
#50
;_; for Aurra. We have a lot of stuff to help you out! <3 <3 <3
Fuel
Profile Joined June 2010
8 Posts
March 23 2011 01:12 GMT
#51
What's the hearth secret? I'd like to join up with you guise.
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-23 22:50:24
March 23 2011 22:40 GMT
#52
We just got our village claim up! It sets in 24 hours, so I am adding a poll on village names to the OP once some of our village members give me suggestions they really like.
KtheZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States813 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-24 03:22:39
March 24 2011 00:25 GMT
#53
If you wish to join our village, you need to PM me (Not post in this topic)!
Edit 3/23, We are currently no longer accepting people for a bit, till we expand.

It'd be nice to know your timezone, age, game experience, as well as hours played per week. All of this is optional except timezone.

Edit: Heres a current pic of the village.

[image loading]
aznroxorz
Profile Joined January 2011
United States25 Posts
March 24 2011 07:28 GMT
#54
Cellar completed.
KtheZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States813 Posts
March 25 2011 02:48 GMT
#55
The Village of Lost Temple has now set down its village claim! Our little town has finally evolved into a village!'

[image loading]
Souma
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
March 25 2011 03:30 GMT
#56
How many women in your village? Who's gonna give birth!?
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
March 25 2011 03:37 GMT
#57
Haha, I read this when I was banned and I found it totally awesome. I love the idea of "one chance and that's it, then you have to start again". Harsh, but it really makes decision-making a real joy and actual intergral part of the game.

Talk about mind-games and the forms of trust, especially when it is over the internet.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
aznroxorz
Profile Joined January 2011
United States25 Posts
March 27 2011 07:29 GMT
#58
dfadl;faj;fjd;akljflskd who the piss cooked all the meat? I hate you.
aznroxorz
Profile Joined January 2011
United States25 Posts
March 27 2011 09:50 GMT
#59
Do not touch the birthday cake or wondeful wilderness wurst unless kthez has told you to take it. All other cooked goods are fair game.

Please be mind of trying to eat food appropriate for your skillset. If there isn't any food for your skillset, feel free to eat something to fill your hunger if NEEDED (except for the birthday cake and wonderful wilderness wurst).

Also, be sure to check on the crates by the oven. I usually store the dough in there. All you need to do is plop them in the oven and cook them. If you don't know how dough works, feel free to ask me or read the wiki.
theredone
Profile Joined November 2010
United States49 Posts
March 27 2011 11:44 GMT
#60
Memoirs of the River: or How I walked to liquidtown


The farm has nothing for me now, lagboars have killed them all, - and I'm left with this crappy plot some chicken feathers and at tobacco plant. My destiny lies elsewhere.
Through careful correspondence I find a place full of tlers and decide a journey is in order and the memories of that journey are placed here.

The First Day
+ Show Spoiler +
None of this ground is new, the coasts and rivers haven't changed the things i care to find have. 1 crate and a table of food aboard a boat leaves little space for more than some trinkets to study and tools.
I find 2 empty log cabins far to the north of my origin. then finally at the extent of the rivers reach a bleak stretch of bog followed by a forest of thicket. I stop to eat and check my equipment. My people are good with leather everything seems to fit -i can't afford to stop and make more.
I find out that carrying something at a crawl in thicket keeps your stamina steady, if you have to carry a boat anyway- why not?


Day 2
+ Show Spoiler +

I wake up and the boat is empty, won't pretend i'm suprised- everything irreplacible was one me. still -setting up a new claim will take time and i'll miss this seer's bones. The day is nevertheless fine and beautiful. I pull the leeches from my sides fling them into the depths of the river weighted with a stone and tied to my pole. Within minutes I pull my first pike and eel out of the water!

Coming out of a patch of river that ran low and flat through nothing but a clay plain I actually heard the sound of the weapon striking the hide of something before knew what I had stumbled upon. A small rowboat lolled slowly near shore hanging some primitive watervine from it's bow. The boar was stumbling but had yet to fall though many blows had fallen on him. I stopped and watched - I was no longer home.
Day 2 late.
I stop at an abandoned log cabin and notice a palisaded fortress up the river. Runestones with skeletons - 2 each. Too organized too clean looking and runes i can't make sense of.
Nevertheless I built a new table and chair and ate fish until i couldn't walk straight. I've made great time. So much empty forrest I passed a mountain in the shape of a rock. A few nice homesteads sat fatly in the forrest - none of the clearcut that marks the sign of advanced metalwork or huge populations. As far as I'm concerned I would trade my leather for curios and my 1 tobacco seed for 2 of any other, just to spread the deal, I'm on the road full time now. Makes you think different about things like, say chickens or wood, forget stone and metal, i'm lucky to keep a good hide. But i can learn - I've perfected a way to catch the emeralt dragonflys and will soon have many of then to exchange for goods and simple tools.

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