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Vinski
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aznroxorz
United States25 Posts
On March 28 2011 01:30 Cub wrote: Yo azn most of the bear meat we got cooked from the house we raided. So it was already cooked .loooooooooooooooooooooool | ||
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Aurra
United States469 Posts
![[image loading]](http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/19/thiefs.jpg) | ||
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Hesmyrr
Canada5776 Posts
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KtheZ
United States813 Posts
On March 30 2011 00:14 Aurra wrote: I think someone is mad at us... lol someone pave that area to erase that | ||
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DoubleZee
Canada556 Posts
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aznroxorz
United States25 Posts
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Vinski
505 Posts
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Hesmyrr
Canada5776 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i52.tinypic.com/2zqsmyu.jpg) Direct Translation + Show Spoiler + I was curious how the thief which pilfered me lived... So I decided to track the thief scent. Because radar range was fairly narrow... I hoped that perhaps it was only a newb who decided to learn thieving really fast... ![[image loading]](http://i51.tinypic.com/2cdbac7.jpg) A freaking town. Which is apparently where the thief lives. GG. ![[image loading]](http://i52.tinypic.com/2u4hvsg.jpg) Name of the town is Lost Temple. Looking at the runestone I suspect it is the Russians... ![[image loading]](http://i55.tinypic.com/2wn4qqa.jpg) Is there someone who have been stolen from besides me...? Someone had written a huge sign 'Thief' right on front of the town. Lost Temple is very likely a den of murderous thieves... *tremble tremble* Looking at the scale of what I am against... I better choose to live quietly and throw away grandeur of revenge or whatsoever T.T Only consolation is that this town and my home is far away from each other, which is the fact I am very relieved of... ROFLMAO our mysterious painter X is giving us a bad rep. (btw, what is up with russian sign?) | ||
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KtheZ
United States813 Posts
What a coincidence! The russian sign, translated, is some russians we stole from demanding we return the stuff we took. They're the ones who paved "thiefs". I killed them. | ||
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KtheZ
United States813 Posts
As another dawn approaches our settlement, I awake to an awful sight; Some raging newbie had splattered the front of our beautiful village with his filthy graffiti, spelling "thiefs". Ignoring the glaring grammar mistake, I asked around our village to better understand who would defile our sacred lands. Lisa (Gormil) piped up, saying that he had memorized the culprits with an alt of his. Moments later, I had the culprits memorized and proceeded to visit the nearby towns that Slomo (Har har) had stolen from. As I had bought the skill murder the previous day, I sharpened my cutthroat knuckles, readying them for a feast of blood that I was prepared to spill. I visited a little village north of us, on the grasslands. Staring at their hearthfires, I did not see the culprit's names. I moved on, to another small village where we had previously taken several bear hides as well as medium quality water. "Aha! Jackpot!" I arose in delight as I found the culprits names shining from their hearthfires, like the glorious sun shining from the sky. What was even better, was that one of them shone in dark green! "Har har har, one of them are online!" I thought to myself, and, in the most cunning and devious manner imaginable, I situated myself behind a rock. It was not long before I saw a man in a bear cape appear at the hearth fire, carrying a boat. I leapt out from my hiding spot and immediately gave him the ol' one-two across the face. He stood there. And stood there. I smacked him around once more. It seems he finally noticed the predicament that he was in. Without uttering a word, he started twitched madly, attempting to escape my grasp. He started running, running away, like the yellow-bellied coward he was. Narrowly avoiding a boar, he ran for several minimaps before his energy started to dwindle, and he slowly became too tired to run. I, on the other hand, had the intelligence to bring with me my trusty waterflask (Which i had dropped in the water several times, damn it!), which allowed me to drink while i chased him. I caught him, and smacked him once more. He started running, this time with renewed energy. He knew that he was being pursued by the grim reaper, the harbringer of death. If he slowed down, he would die. Sadly for him, he ran out of energy once again, and I dealt to him another blow. This time it was too much. His character toppled to the ground and fell unconscious, and he was at my mercy once again. Thoughts rushed through my head as I pondered the penultimate dilemma, the one of murder. Does this man deserve to die? I thought not, for his crime was a small one. I thought again, this time with renewed conviction. If I let this fellow survive this encounter, he may pose a threat to us in the future. Can I really allow a threat to live? It killed me on the inside, but, as village chief, I felt the need to do what is best for the village, and to value logic over emotion. I kicked him on the ground. He moaned as his health bar dropped. I kicked him again. He remained silent, a silence that I will remember for the rest of my H&H days. I smashed his face with my iron knuckles. His blood spilled over my face and my hands. I dealt him another blow. His consciousness faded as death overtook him. He died. I stared at his corpse. I went back to the village. A necessary evil. ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/6mAFy.png) | ||
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aznroxorz
United States25 Posts
Hopefully the Koreans don't continue think we're Russians >_<. I'm slightly surprised they didn't connect the dots with Lost Temple. | ||
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Hesmyrr
Canada5776 Posts
 I rather prefer to be thought as reporter, bridge-builder instead. Also Russians and TeamLiquid always had an illustrious history . Glad to know you got your retaliation, though It'd obviously have been better to wipe them out all. Killing only one... is there any guarantees that others won't try to get revenge, perhaps with reinforcements?On subject of Russians, I heard some Korean refer to them as '자연재해 (natural disaster)'. Makes clear how they think about Russians  Hmm... maybe I should actually post your tale back to the Korean forum too. Also, if you do not have intention to establish some sort of diplomatic relations with RoK, would it not have been better off if OP was actually kept ignorant? Facade of fear is very effective after all.Edit: Well, I assume the guy you killed is Russian because The russian sign, translated, is some russians we stole from demanding we return the stuff we took. They're the ones who paved "thiefs". | ||
Souma
2nd Worst City in CA8938 Posts
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KtheZ
United States813 Posts
I never saw the korean dude. | ||
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KtheZ
United States813 Posts
Join the Lost Templars! Are you interested in a brutal game of natural selection, complete with perma-death as well as the ability to destroy almost EVERYTHING in the game? Are you interested in collaborating with fellow TLers in massive collaborations, in raiding and in town construction"? Are you interested in WAR? Join the Lost Templars! As the most developed TL village in World 5, we are finally ready to take on YOU, yes YOU, as one of our elite spartan troopers! All members are taught in the arts of combat, and are expected to serve time in the village military. Experienced players are preferred, but we are WILLING to accept new players. However, you are expected to log on and contribute to the village once in a while. We don't want to have a disastrous village full of people taking, taking, taking, and not Giving. We offer you medium Q (40+) materials (besides metal tho) as well as a fun village to chat with and protection and knowledge. For the glory of Teamliquid my brethren, let us become a force to reckon with, and let us become the sardukaars, the storm troopers, the spartans of the North! A Call to Arms my brethren, is now in effect. Join us in our expansion and eventual conquest! If interested, post here with: How long you've been on TL Role you wish to play Approximate time played per week How awesome you think you are (scale from 1 to 5) Previous experience in the game Guarantee you will give me 3 days notice before you quit the game I look forward to playing with you all, and may we have good luck in this harsh new world! Edit: We're located in the mid-north of the map. | ||
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Hesmyrr
Canada5776 Posts
Guarantee you will give me 3 days notice before you quit the game So what about the event of ragequit after death? | ||
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KtheZ
United States813 Posts
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alfyma
United Kingdom78 Posts
cheers alfy (aka Dorikas in game) edit: assuming the site goes up again sometime :D | ||
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xxSK8rGUy277xx
300 Posts
I used to be a farmer. good luck on your village though ^^ | ||
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