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This is a transcript of a battle log found in an old database center, which was covered in zerg creep. Thanks to our fellow Terrans, we were able to translate this into an understandable language, but not perfect, since many of the words Zerg use sound like "RGHRHHHHRGH". So there may be errors. Please bear with it.
Metalopolis, Stellar Date 20110306, 1106 hours.
We heard of rumors of a small settlement of Protoss nearby our hatchery, and this is why we decided to send an overlord to scout for nearby sign of psionic forces.
This was confirmed due to our fellow RJJKIOGH (the overlord), which panicked the enemy just by staying on his ramp and made he shout something we could not understand: "1 base all-in?". I checked with our queens, but none would know what those words in another language would mean.
We proceeded to expand and rapidly try to extinguish minerals and gas on that city. Meanwhile, our zerglings with metabolic boost would try to pin down the protoss' forces.
Our second buddy overlord "IUYEEHHRRR" went down to see what was happening inside the enemy's base and we only found 3 gateways and 1 cybernetics core to be there. Evolution to Hydralisks has started to prepare for an attack.
Our hero "KEK", zergling scout with all of the scout medals, except the one for cooking marshmallows, has parked at a Xel'Naga Tower, which provided essential info on when the enemy's forces moved out, so we could send our speedlings force to keep him on his toes.
After some unsuccessful attempts, our speedlings destroyed the miners on the protoss' expansion and forced our opponent to make a decision. He decided to attack and his force melted to our Hydralisks.
Protoss maybe realizing he was done, shouted his last words of fury: "reported". I hope they didn't call for reinforcements.
The queen is happy because we can mine everything we want now, but she was sad that after the protoss left, she tried to contact the protoss' leader to say "thanks" for leaving the place, however, the communication was cut abruptly.
*End of Log*
Attached files to log:
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That was pretty amusing. I like the names of the Overlords. :D
In other news, that Protoss player is a whiny little chump. If I were you, I'd consider being reported a good thing, because A) obviously nothing will happen, B) the Protoss might himself be punished for abusing the report system, and C) you get the satisfaction of getting someone to rage because you beat them fairly and soundly.
Good work, OP.
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Always confuses me when people report when they lose as if they require something else to blame other than themselves for their loss.
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lmao i've been "reported" multiple times. if they're baseless accusations, you have nothing to worry about.
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Ya don't worry about it. I got 'reported' because some zerg whined to me that xel naga caverns was imba imba and i said 'qq'. I was offracing as toss and my main race is zerg and i didn't abuse any imbalances so i thought it was fair to say that. Either way getting reported usually means they're just trying to scare you cus they're to dumb to report you anyways.
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Pretty sure you'll live haha.
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lol, i personally feel for your opponent... i get a little frustrated when the guy i just lost to send s me a personal message saying gg.... its kinda like their rubbing it in or something. what a noob though, some well earned qq from your opponent... i used to do the same thing with the Xbox 360 report a player function. i would report people for like, system hacking or insulting bio or whatever just because they teabagged me... ya, i got a week ban for abusing their system... maybe this guy will too
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lol, i didnt realize he just straight up said 'reported' just for losing... i thought he reported you for chatting him after the match cause he was mad. lawl my bad, screw that guy...
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ahaha well written account of the game, I enjoyed it ^_^
you're quite the writer zeroism!
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5/5 for the captain's log style. nice.
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loved the story aspect, made it a good read.
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