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Limerick Commentary - Haypro's ZvZ

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Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
February 22 2011 06:39 GMT
#1
For your enjoyment,
I've made a commentary.
It's a limerick.



When I saw this game,
I was like 'DUDE, THIS KICKS ASS!'
Here's some Haypro love.

****
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-22 06:41:43
February 22 2011 06:40 GMT
#2
I'm giving this a 5/5 before I even watch it.
If it's anything as good as your last commentary, it deserves it.
ヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノDELETE ICEFROGヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(⌐■_■)ノヽ(
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
February 22 2011 06:44 GMT
#3
Haha, how many takes
Did it take you to make this
Limerick-en-tary?
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
February 22 2011 06:47 GMT
#4
It took me 3 takes
With some ninja editing.
There are still mistakes. [;
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
February 22 2011 06:49 GMT
#5
Trozz how I love you
With every poem it grows
A spotlight for you.
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
February 22 2011 06:56 GMT
#6
Ahahaha. Pretty impressive that you managed to do this for 15 minutes.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
pezyuan
Profile Joined August 2009
United States23 Posts
February 22 2011 06:58 GMT
#7
wow. this is amazing hahaha :D props to ya!
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
February 22 2011 06:58 GMT
#8
--- Nuked ---
Kpyolysis32
Profile Joined April 2010
553 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-22 06:59:28
February 22 2011 06:59 GMT
#9
The limericks composing this cast
Made watching it quite a blast
But Trozz decided to choose
To fill the OP with haikus
Which forms a confusing contrast
Man, do I not keep this up to date, or what?
DeltruS
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2214 Posts
February 22 2011 07:12 GMT
#10
At first I was not going to reply; these limericks are so intimitading!

Good job! I've had my yearly dosage of limericks.
http://grooveshark.com/#/deltrus/music
SilverJohnny
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States885 Posts
February 22 2011 07:13 GMT
#11
This post makes me quite happy!
Even if some of your rhymes are crappy,
Trozz you're the best for this
I'd like to give you a kiss
though I think that'd be a bit sappy.
also i think you should be able to combine like 5 archons to make a really really shitty oliver stone film - Keanu_Reaver, bw balance genius
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
February 22 2011 07:16 GMT
#12
I loved your submissions to the TS2L commentary contest! You should make more.
Photographer@shindags || twitch.tv/shindigs
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
February 22 2011 07:17 GMT
#13
On February 22 2011 15:59 Kpyolysis32 wrote:
The limericks composing this cast
Made watching it quite a blast
But Trozz decided to choose
To fill the OP with haikus
Which forms a confusing contrast

All of his great posts
are in fantastic haikus
he is my hero
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
XXGeneration
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States625 Posts
February 22 2011 07:18 GMT
#14
Aren't some of these haikus?

I mean the comments :3
"I was so surprised when I first played StarCraft 2. I couldn't believe that such an easy game exists... I guess the best way to attract people these days is to make things easy and simple." -Midas
gryffindor
Profile Joined November 2009
United States524 Posts
February 22 2011 07:31 GMT
#15
If you want to see
a little piece of ireland
watch him commentate
i got blisters on me fingers
Itzeddiieee
Profile Joined May 2010
Korea (South)787 Posts
February 22 2011 07:33 GMT
#16
What an awesome cast!
I would like a PvZ
As the next great cast!
BrodiaQ
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States892 Posts
February 22 2011 07:35 GMT
#17
Fantastic. Unbelievably awesome.

....And the game was good too.
"So come right up and let me squash your creativity with my iron fist of conservative play."--Nony
Nexi
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia182 Posts
February 22 2011 07:57 GMT
#18
nice job trozz, really enjoyed that! Thank you.
vinn
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia112 Posts
February 22 2011 08:07 GMT
#19
Oh boy this is pro!
It really made me happy.
So ah.. um.. yeah thanks!
.___.
KOVU
Profile Joined September 2010
Denmark708 Posts
February 22 2011 08:20 GMT
#20
This was incredible, enjoyed this a lot
FILM
Profile Joined September 2010
United States663 Posts
February 22 2011 08:22 GMT
#21
I was wary at first. I couldn't help of how my intro to creative writing instructor approached poetry. Honestly though, this was absolutely delightful. Your performance and content were well executed and made for a genuinely enjoyable experience. Thanks for your contribution :D
Artosis:  "It's like Detroit in there."   Tasteless:  "Lots of shootings and damaged buildings."
pampelmus
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Switzerland215 Posts
February 22 2011 08:35 GMT
#22
This is really good
just finished watching, eating food
Also, I want to ask
was this spontaneous, or a planned task?
Clearout
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1060 Posts
February 22 2011 08:48 GMT
#23
Haha this is amazing. You made me laugh so much, great job! also: hype :p
really?
Vei
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2845 Posts
February 22 2011 08:56 GMT
#24
damn this shit was tight
but what is a limerack?
for you, a haiku
www.justin.tv/veisc2 ~ 720p + commentary
Rampager
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia1007 Posts
February 22 2011 09:02 GMT
#25
Amazing game, and amazing commentary.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
February 22 2011 09:44 GMT
#26
On February 22 2011 16:18 XXGeneration wrote:
Aren't some of these haikus?

I mean the comments :3


Yes, you are correct
Trozz Haikus in every post
It is quite sexy
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
February 22 2011 11:22 GMT
#27
Trozz is so sexy
Nine hundred quality posts
Voice of a baller
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
February 22 2011 11:30 GMT
#28
What, a Limerick?
Trozz is playing us a trick,
Has he left Haikus?


One thing I must admit, though,
Is I am impressed by this show.
Fifteen minutes, rhyme after rhyme,
A smile on my face all of that time,
He stole the show from Haypro.
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2748 Posts
February 22 2011 12:47 GMT
#29
How is this possible?
PaPoolee
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Arab Emirates660 Posts
February 22 2011 12:56 GMT
#30
Wow that was so entertaining to watch, I'm VERY impressed! great job Trozz! keep em coming <3 5/5.
xLethargicax
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States469 Posts
February 22 2011 18:08 GMT
#31
Awesome job man. Quick question, do you actually do this kind of stuff outside of starcraft? Like are you an author/poet?
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
February 22 2011 18:14 GMT
#32
Where are the haikus
I do not understand this
I am disappoint
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Aberu
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States968 Posts
February 22 2011 19:32 GMT
#33
I remember someone doing this for some BW games, it was hilarious.
srsly
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
February 22 2011 19:51 GMT
#34
This was amazing
Jaedong :3
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
February 22 2011 20:07 GMT
#35
On February 22 2011 15:59 Kpyolysis32 wrote:
The limericks composing this cast
Made watching it quite a blast
But Trozz decided to choose
To fill the OP with haikus
Which forms a confusing contrast


:D

On February 22 2011 16:31 gryffindor wrote:
If you want to see
a little piece of ireland
watch him commentate


Wow, how did you guess?
I've got irish blood in me.
This post blows my mind.

On February 22 2011 17:35 pampelmus wrote:
This is really good
just finished watching, eating food
Also, I want to ask
was this spontaneous, or a planned task?


It's spontaneous.
I didn't plan this one out.
I just went with it.

On February 23 2011 03:08 xLethargicax wrote:
Awesome job man. Quick question, do you actually do this kind of stuff outside of starcraft? Like are you an author/poet?


Nope, I build websites.
I'm a 'graphic designer'.
I just write for fun.

On February 23 2011 04:32 Aberu wrote:
I remember someone doing this for some BW games, it was hilarious.


Yeah, those were funny.
Here, I'll find a link for you.
Check this guy's channel:

www.youtube.com/protrozz

[;
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
HollowLord
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3862 Posts
February 22 2011 20:17 GMT
#36
I am a Trozz fan
He is the greatest
Limericks kick ass
dota 2 stream #noskill #feed #noob twitch.tv/dmcredgrave
NSANE.hydra
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States644 Posts
February 22 2011 20:25 GMT
#37
Trozz commentates great.
Wish I could do as he does:
use Haiku. Oh, wait.
"fuck mech...I could 4pool and as long as he's simply PLANNING on going mech, I'll lose"
SiguR
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada2039 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-22 20:57:16
February 22 2011 20:45 GMT
#38
This is actually really really good.

What's even better is that your analysis of the game in limerick form is better than most commentator's regular analysis.

Edit: the game is pretty damn impressive too.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
February 22 2011 20:50 GMT
#39
Awesome commentary. Good work.
FliedLice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany7494 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-22 21:38:14
February 22 2011 21:37 GMT
#40
On February 23 2011 05:07 Trozz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 22 2011 16:31 gryffindor wrote:
If you want to see
a little piece of ireland
watch him commentate


Wow, how did you guess?
I've got irish blood in me.
This post blows my mind.
[;


Maybe it's because,
it might drop you Jaws,
Limerick's a town in Ireland.


did I do it right?

also irish-blood-highfive o/ \o
Kevmeister @ Dota2
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
February 22 2011 22:43 GMT
#41
This is amazing
Bullshitting haiku format
Oh ho ho ho ho
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
February 22 2011 22:51 GMT
#42
this is a super awesome commentary lolol
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
February 22 2011 23:09 GMT
#43
I don't know
How to write Haiku.
Refrigerator

Anyways, AWESOME cast. I look forward to future entertaining casts from you.

After limericks, perhaps rapping is the next step in having an entertaining cast. It doesn't seem too difficult to evolve from limericks to rap. Just need a nice beat and lyrics, and it's set.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
buscettn
Profile Joined April 2009
Austria129 Posts
February 22 2011 23:42 GMT
#44
this is really amazing...
just in time to get me pumped for tomorrows matches! yeah.
wooozy
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3813 Posts
February 22 2011 23:43 GMT
#45
fantastic as usual

5/5
x-Catalyst
Profile Joined August 2010
United States921 Posts
February 23 2011 00:47 GMT
#46
Trozz, I don't know how
I can express my love of
your amazingness

Oh how I thank you.
Not only for consistence,
but for your effort.

+ Show Spoiler +
♥♥♥♥♥
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
February 23 2011 01:11 GMT
#47
lol that was pretty impressive
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
February 23 2011 02:13 GMT
#48
This matches the proness that is of the witch in Banjo Kazooie

https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
loving it
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada271 Posts
February 23 2011 04:43 GMT
#49
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <33333

This cast brought joy to my heart. ^_^
Stay gold.
PUPATREE
Profile Joined August 2009
340 Posts
February 23 2011 05:04 GMT
#50
well done sir
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
ChaosArcher
Profile Joined February 2011
Germany956 Posts
February 23 2011 16:39 GMT
#51
hahaha nice one :D
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
February 24 2011 02:33 GMT
#52
I actually can't believe people are able to do this for 15 minutes. Amazing.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
February 24 2011 03:32 GMT
#53
Brilliant!
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
thekibk
Profile Joined April 2010
United States116 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-13 07:36:32
March 13 2011 07:36 GMT
#54
This video has left me in awe.
wit an analysis that was so raw.
with a haypro comeback,
and a limerick soundtrack,
It has definitely droppedmy jaw.

so gosu commentator.
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Tudi
Profile Joined January 2011
Romania127 Posts
March 13 2011 11:11 GMT
#55
Hahah, I didn't think I would enjoy it after the slower start, but it got awesome real quick.

"He has a shitton of eggs / Hmm, this looks like a build of Greg's" was ace

@10:50, was that a day[9] voice? lol
MrPello
Profile Joined October 2009
Sweden187 Posts
March 13 2011 13:24 GMT
#56
Lol, really fun. Someone should make a Haypro fanclub fo'shoo
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
March 13 2011 14:24 GMT
#57
Master of Haiku.
Commander of Limerick.
An All-'Round Gosu.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Ruyguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada988 Posts
April 02 2011 04:45 GMT
#58
My Man.
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