my Brood war rant - Page 2

On January 28 2011 12:55 XsebT wrote:
Broodolf & Acti-Blizzzz

Broodolf: "Daddy! Nobody wants to play with me like they did in kindergarden! Now everybody says I'm ugly and that I walk funny! They're all just laughing at me. "

"Listen, Broodolf my son, let dad tell you a thing or two about life's mysteries!
When I was young I was the popular guy. Everybody wanted to play with me. I was never alone, never bullied. At the time I actually thought it was the time of my life because I was oh so popular - even with the ladies. But you see, that did not make into a good person. I don't know if you actually remember, but I beat the shit out of you just yesterday my boy. My ego is bigger than my body, and the Earth is too small for me. That's also why I kicked your mom outa my god damn house. She is saying all kinds of stuff to get to see you again, like you're her son more than you are mine. I provided the damn sperm! You're mine, kiddo, forever.
But back to my point. See Broodolf, in the end, the consistent beating your're going through from both me and your "friends" will eventually make you a stronger and better person than I will ever be. You will learn not to judge by what you see, but to judge by what you feel. Real beauty comes from within and you're indeed beautiful my darling, but my self respect can't stand having a questionable miracle like you as my only child. So I've decided to buy a 18 year old sex slave as a daughter. She's amazingly beautiful with skin as smooth as silk. My plan is to make her earn as much money as god damn possible. Well, someone is gonna have to pay for my pension.
But enough about your sister. My point is that you have a life right in front of you, and it's only just begun. You took the beating, it made you strong. Your sister is nothing but a pretty face with outstanding potential for making money. And yeah, after I'm done with her she's probably no good for an education, so a hooker she shall be and she'll provide good money for pimp daddy Acti-Blizzzz.
Now go to your room before I make your ass look like mince with my leather belt you little prick..."

And that was story about Broodolf and his father, Acti-Blizzzz.

Night night, keep your buttholes tight.

On January 28 2011 13:38 Chef wrote:
What competition are you not seeing? There's still OSL, MSL, and Proleague, on as much as they ever were. The foreigner scene has always been a bunch of amateurs. What exactly are you nostalgic for that isn't here anymore?

On January 28 2011 16:47 masterbreti wrote:
i knoe thst for obv reasons, we won't see a resurgance anytime in the next months. but i just feel discouraged to do anything because even though the bw people will play bw, there are people moving to sc2 for the graphics.

all i see now is sc2, and people who love bw will never come back to it because why do so when you can play crappy 3d version.and now even mods for sc2 have more tournaments then bw has. all this just fustrates me

On January 28 2011 16:47 masterbreti wrote:
i knoe thst for obv reasons, we won't see a resurgance anytime in the next months. but i just feel discouraged to do anything because even though the bw people will play bw, there are people moving to sc2 for the graphics.

all i see now is sc2, and people who love bw will never come back to it because why do so when you can play crappy 3d version.and now even mods for sc2 have more tournaments then bw has. all this just fustrates me