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First time at the Strippers

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HuskyMUDKIPZ
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
228 Posts
January 16 2011 10:40 GMT
#1
I actually have no idea how to introduce this, partly because I am drunk and mostly because I am drunk.

So today began as any other weekend would for me, I woke up around 1:00pm and ventured in to the shower to get rid of last nights sleep sweat (my room gets ridiculously hot). After the shower it was time to surf the interwebs, do some homework, and find something to do. I ended up just hanging out with some friends on skype most of the day and thought that tonight was going to be a regular quite saturday for me.
Boy was I wrong.
It started when I went down stairs to see if my room mates where hanging out. I am always a fan of just relaxing and never feel the need to "go out and party" as some college students seem to. As it happens, my new room mate Terrick had decided to invite his two friends over for drinking and eventually going out to the bar.
Before I go on I would like to state that I am not a shy person. I have no fear about approaching new people/girls and actually feel quite comfortable in new places/scenarios.
Either way, we ended up about 7 tequila shots in at about 10:30 at night and decided it was about time that we hit up the local cowboy bar "Billy bobs". We ended up spending approximately an hour and a half there just hanging out, talking to the occaisonal girl, and figuring out what we were going to do for the rest of the night.
Little did I know, but my room mate and his friends had planned on heading to the strippers right from the start. So I was stuck in an awkward social situation where I was going to have to either go to the strippers or go home and play some starcraft 2. There should be no doubt as to my choice.
So after playing starcraft 2 for a few hours I went to sleep.
Just kidding! Do you think a mother trucking epic long post like this would end like that? Well, in an ideal world there is the possibility. Here, however, we go on with our story.
So after waiting for 20 minutes in the -30 weather for a cab and FINALLY getting one we head our way over to one of the local strip clubs named X-static (clever, right?). Once we get there and pick our selves a spot right near perv row I order myself a drink, Double Harvey wall banger, and wait for the fun to start. And wait. And wait. After approximately a half an hour of hanging out we ended up getting my friend, who is going to be a father soon, a lap dance. This ended up being a very fortuitous action on our parts because the lap dancer lady person decided that if we each bought another lap dance it would be a lot cheaper. Being the geniuses that we were we decided "HurrrDeDurr why not?". I won't say much about the lap dance, because it was too damn awesome, but shit was SOOOO cash. After simply enjoying the fact that my friends dance was 5 minutes shorter then mine and 10$ more expensive we decided to head home.
Upon arriving home I decided to eat a little bit of pizza and post this on TL.
What a fun night.

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NIIINO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Slovakia1320 Posts
January 16 2011 10:59 GMT
#2
You are from Canada right ? How old are u ?
I saw 1st strip dance when i was maybe 10 :D My best friend and I climbed on the local strip club and saw all the magic trough the window.
HuskyMUDKIPZ
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
228 Posts
January 16 2011 11:13 GMT
#3
Haha, I am 18 sir. My birthday was on the 21st of december.
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
January 16 2011 11:21 GMT
#4
my friend threw me a strip club birthday party when i turned 21 ...

and being a little asian man that i am ... i felt assaulted by those giant plastic boobs dangling all over my face =(

glad that u had a good night tho =P
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
Monkeyshark
Profile Joined April 2010
United States406 Posts
January 16 2011 11:50 GMT
#5
Glad you had a fun night. I remember my first, it wasn't good for me since I'm a shy person. Plus I feel that it's wrong to go to those kinds of place >.< but I couldn't help it that day(I wasn't driving so I was forced to either take 1 and a half hour taxi or go with my friends).
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