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I need to get to sleep for class in the morning, but between my alternating explosive diarrhea and gas, and my hiccups, I'm having a lot of trouble getting to sleep.
I'm trying to hold my breath while on the toilet, but it doesn't seem to be working. Usually I have hiccups when there's some disturbance on my upper digestive tract, but I think it might just be random nerve impulses trying to say "FUCK YOU. WE WORK OUR ASSES OFF ALL DAY SENDING MESSAGES TO AND FRO AND HOW DO YOU THANK US!??!!?!?! NOW SUFFFFEEEERRRR!!!!"
So I've decided to break out the big guns. Beside me is a cup of ginger tea. I mixed the packets (yes I'm using a double-shot) so you know it's legit.
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Exhibit A
Here's a poem:
Though hiccups might seem innocent
They'll drain you 'til your effort's spent
in vain, for they will never let.
They never fail to make me fret.
And another one:
Diarrhea really blows
And with bad gas, God only knows
how hard it is to get to sleep.
Deep inside, my innards weep.
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Pffffftt.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
oh man...hope you get better, but that was NOT what I expected when I opened this blog xD
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Poetry makes me cringe in two ways.
Get well soon
I guess
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Halfway done with the cup. Still uncured.
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Done. My hiccups are gone, but my other problems remain.
Oh shit.
Brb.
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Too bad for your shits
at least the hiccups are gone
Trozz would be impressed
(with me)
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K. I feel better now. Fuck that shit(ting). Ginger tea cures all.
(If you say placebo effect, I'll be instantly plunged back into a world of pain and involuntary upper-digestive reflexes. Don't you dare!)
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Some people think it's funny,
But it's really hot and runny,
Diarrhea.
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Sniff poppers. Hiccups are due to contractions, and poppers annihilate every single muscular contraction in your body :D
To stop the hiccup,
There is nothing better than
Playing iCCup.
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I develop hiccups every time I eat bread. It's weird.
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If you ever need to rid yourself of the evil hiccups follow these simple steps:
1. inhale as much air into your lungs as possible.
2. close your mouth and nose and then "push the air" to make pressure, somewhat like you do to pop your ears, hold it for 5-10 seconds.
3. enjoy a few hours of peace.
Learned this trick when a certain "medicine" never failed to give me hiccups every time I used.
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