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Sup guys,
I am 20 years old, and still a virgin. (Male)
The blog is going to be about my journey towards getting laid.
This was spurred on because my ex-gf, whom I care about/respect genuinely and unquestionably, never fucked me. We were together 3 years, and it never happened. Granted, we'd done plenty of foreplay, but that's juvenile at this point. THE BOMBSHELL: Two days ago, she tells me that she lost hers within this past month. This, more than anything in my life, has made me feel insecure. Compounding this is the fact that her new boyfriend has been around less than 3 months!
So, why should you give a shit? Admittedly, that's a tough one ... but I think that I will throw down some cash towards one of the Day9 tourneys if this goes through. And I may consider posting evidence of said intercourse somewhere to document this triumph.
Now, I do account for destabilizing factors:
1.) FakeSteve, my alter ego, takes one look at this in shame, before slamming down his hammer of justice. Disclaimer: FS, I know that you lost yours at 13 to two pornstars while on that purp; now let me get mine.
2.) Some young lad derailing my blog until the folks with banning power step up. To you: I should be the one railing, thank you very much.
3.) To this blog being closed pre-emptively. Idk, I usually lurk, and not post.
Okay, folks ... it's go time.
Edit: No prostitutes/fleshlights/blowups/homo. I mean, those are givens. And yes, I do plan on ensuring that this young lady has inbibed a sufficient amount of alcohol before fellating/performing one of the unspeakables. For amusement: Urbandictionary's "Old Yeller"
  
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ahahahaha lol good luck 
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...awaiting fakesteve's reply.
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...Virginity is not a big deal, especially after you lose it. I think it's trying to build it up into a giant mountain that leads to some people having so much difficulty with it. The more you try, the harder it'll be for you.
To be quite honest, all you need to do is lower your inhibitions and let it happen naturally when you're in the mood. Most women I know are that way as well. If the mood is right then they'll go for it. And most of them welcome male sexual aggression, of course that comes after mutual attraction has been established. But generally, a girl knows very early on whether or not she's down to fuck.
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Don't talk to ex's imo. Never a good plan in most cases.
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but I think that I will throw down some cash towards one of the Day9 tourneys if this goes through
I wish so much I could help you but im a fuckin loser when it comes to gettin girls in bed nowadays 
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Have you tried offering your virginity to FakeSteve?
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
glhf~ 
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If you can't even manage it in three years with someone you call your girlfriend, you're going to have to take incredibly drastic measures to stop being a pussy.
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Is there a limit to how much alcohol can be in the girl's system?
Good Luck!
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So for 3 years you never drank with your gf... you are a saint.
GL getting laid lol
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On December 23 2010 14:43 seRapH wrote:
Have you tried offering your virginity to FakeSteve?
I shall take your position into consideration.
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On December 23 2010 15:00 paper wrote:
If you can't even manage it in three years with someone you call your girlfriend, you're going to have to take incredibly drastic measures to stop being a pussy.
Ledger put it in perspective: "this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" ~ Her vajay was not to be raided by me.
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Braavos36401 Posts
Your ex sounds pretty mean. If she knows you are a virgin and you guys broke up and she tells you she had sex, that's just rubbing it in.
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3 years of foreplay into an eternity of masturbation? that's rough :/
i don't quite support the idea behind the must get rid of virginity but if that's really what you want then just go for it i guess ... tho i think if it's because of knowing that your ex did it with someone else and you want to get some sort of "revenge" on your part, i would say don't ...
but like fw said, gl hf
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wow your ex-gf is a bitch. It's probably a good thing that you're without her now.
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this is diamond man! Goodluck with getting laid, ask help with your friends, go to a bar and first thing to do is meet new chicks. or go to a party and know someone who is a mutual friend 
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It's going to be a long, hard road.
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ding ding ding, we have a the pun for the thread.
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On December 23 2010 15:21 Hot_Bid wrote:
Your ex sounds pretty mean. If she knows you are a virgin and you guys broke up and she tells you she had sex, that's just rubbing it in.
Pretty much...
Dude, sex isn't that huge a deal, and it's none too hard to get anyway. Stop thinking, start acting. Period. If you catch yourself thinking beat the living fuck out of your self until your ego is too far gone into an internally induced catatonic state to do anything. That's what I did, and boy, was life so much easier when I woke up the next day from my psyche's masochistic beat down. ^_^
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All good bro. I'm a 20 year old virgin too. If you play your cards right all the girls will be wanting to bang you and deflower you. I really don't see it as a bad thing, but I just think your over thinking it cause of society,
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how can 2 people be together for 3 years and not have sex?? i mean i know other things are important and i'm all for that but damn sex IS important too! just makes no sense to me. 3 years is so fucking long.
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I was about to be like "nah man, don't do it for the sake of doing it," but then I read the ex-gf part...
You can't let her do this to you. GLHF.
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On December 23 2010 16:39 synapse wrote:
I was about to be like "nah man, don't do it for the sake of doing it," but then I read the ex-gf part...
You can't let her do this to you. GLHF.
Indeed. You must redeem yourself by fucking your ex-gf's bf's ex-gf(s). Rage will be ensued and you will prevail.
But your ex really does sound like a bitch to just tell you that...
gl
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maybe you should have fucked her when you had the chance. that's probably what she was trying to tell you?
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Why hasn't anyone stated that he's blowing it out of proportion?
Sex isn't everything in life and you shouldn't focus so much energy on it. Go on with your daily life and eventually you'll meet someone who you sexually attractive. Hopefully, she/he feels the same way and something may come out of it.
Don't freak out because you're 20 years old and haven't had sex yet. That's perfectly normal.
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I've only ever dated 4 girls in my life, only 2 of those longer than about 3 months. The first long relationship lasted about a year, and we banged (both lost virginity) after about six months (at age 17). The other is my current girlfriend, who wants to bang more or less daily. We've been together four years.
Frankly if I was dating someone for more than a year, even at 17 and she wouldn't give it up, I would have dumped her prude ass. Life's too short. The fact that you stuck it out three whole agonizing years is amazing to me.
I hope you find someone soon. Sex isn't everything, but it definitely is one of the better things in life. You'll find someone eventually!
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Don't worry i'm at 21 years of just foreplay.
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Thou shall be warned of the dangers of your first act of copulation.
The most important thing is that you are prepared for the moist, warm tenderness of your target. This is not your firm, unforgiving grip of self-pleasuring.
The first time going in will be an unexpected explosion of arousal which will most likely lead to the end of things in a very short amount of time.
So, make sure you blow a load not too long before you shag that lucky female, or it will be a most embarrassing encounter.
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On December 23 2010 17:23 101TFP wrote:
Thou shall be warned of the dangers of your first act of copulation.
The most important thing is that you are prepared for the moist, warm tenderness of your target. This is not your firm, unforgiving grip of self-pleasuring.
The first time going in will be an unexpected explosion of arousal which will most likely lead to the end of things in a very short amount of time.
So, make sure you blow a load not too long before you shag that lucky female, or it will be a most embarrassing encounter.
Actually nerves usually make it harder to enjoy.
I had erection problems for 6 months.
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On December 23 2010 18:38 Turbovolver wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 17:23 101TFP wrote:
Thou shall be warned of the dangers of your first act of copulation.
The most important thing is that you are prepared for the moist, warm tenderness of your target. This is not your firm, unforgiving grip of self-pleasuring.
The first time going in will be an unexpected explosion of arousal which will most likely lead to the end of things in a very short amount of time.
So, make sure you blow a load not too long before you shag that lucky female, or it will be a most embarrassing encounter. Actually nerves usually make it harder to enjoy. I had erection problems for 6 months.
Wait what?
The last thing I could have managed to accomplish while approaching my first female bed companion was to NOT have a massive hard-on.
I was way too happy and excited to feel nervousness.
We need more information from the OP to give him the proper famous TL girl advice.
No wait, we don't. [insert weird advice on how to really awkwardly rape a girl meant to be funny]
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On December 23 2010 17:08 Foreplay wrote:
Don't worry i'm at 21 years of just foreplay.
irony.. because here in the states at 21 we get a free pass to buy sex without calling it prostitution. we call it "buying her a drink".
anyway man the best advice i can give you, is to stop putting the pussy up on a pedastal. seriously. don't think so much about it. just be with a girl, and ask. it's seriously the best way. if you get rejected, oh well it happens alot (to others not me. definitely never me ha...ha.....) just move on. seriously the worst time is the first, the worst build up is the first, after that you get to be pretty casual about the whole thing.
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3 Years?!??
Oh man. With my first girlfriend it lasted 9 months without having the sexytimes, and I was on the edge of bursting (repeated blueballs might be the must be amongst painful thing I've ever experienced..). The sad part was that that girl was not a virgin, just a douchebag. Luckily, the first one after we broke up, was not as prude.
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Haha, nice blog =)
Also i disagree with most here about losing your virginity being a big deal, i lost mine pretty late (well, around your age) and last years before it happened it was big deal to me. It messed things up, instead of becoming friends with girls first things i asked myself was "chances of having sex?".
After i lost it i found myself being more honest, more relaxed and just better at talking to girls. And looking back the sex itself was not a big deal, but sure felt hell of a good not having to obsess over something stupid like that.
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On December 23 2010 18:56 DND_Enkil wrote:
Also i disagree with most here about losing your virginity not being a big deal, i lost mine pretty late (well, around your age) and last years before it happened it was big deal to me. It messed things up, instead of becoming friends with girls first things i asked myself was "chances of having sex?".
Hahaha, this is so true. Lost mine quite late too ( 23 ) and you just feel better around girls after that.
GL to you OP.
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On December 23 2010 18:53 shinwa wrote:
3 Years?!??
Oh man. With my first girlfriend it lasted 9 months without having the sexytimes, and I was on the edge of bursting (repeated blueballs might be the must be amongst painful thing I've ever experienced..). The sad part was that that girl was not a virgin, just a douchebag. Luckily, the first one after we broke up, was not as prude.
Blueballs isn't a real thing. I can jerk off for 5 hours with no release and feel nothing.
edit: Or am I just the next evolved level of human male? :D
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Why.... why.... were you with a woman for three years without having secks?
That's like having munchies, spending your last $ on ordering pizza and then watching it turn all stale and crabby and then it grows fungus all over and there are bugs...
I mean, we're already forced to live with our mothers for 20+ years. That's enough sexless woman company for life.
The only valid strategy with women is a daily "put out or get out". Do they ask for permission when they bitch all over your place with their constant nonsense?
Sure you need to give them some head time just to show them you don't intend to plow them and vanish but chicks who don't share the goods or play gimme-gimme games with guys they perceive to be a "serious boyfriend" are just useless.
What's the point? You can't talk guy stuff with them or play games or decent sports (apart from steaming hot sex) and all they do is bitch and moan and talk about their cousin Magda's obnoxious new dog... and shoes.... OH THE SHOES
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On December 23 2010 19:03 Tyrran wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 18:56 DND_Enkil wrote:
Also i disagree with most here about losing your virginity not being a big deal, i lost mine pretty late (well, around your age) and last years before it happened it was big deal to me. It messed things up, instead of becoming friends with girls first things i asked myself was "chances of having sex?".
Hahaha, this is so true. Lost mine quite late too ( 23 ) and you just feel better around girls after that. GL to you OP.
Ya know... reading this post made me feel good. Because I'm a 20 yr old virgin and I thought 20 was late as hell. I've had opportunities at parties. I just never followed through.
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On December 23 2010 19:12 Kickboxer wrote:
What's the point? You can't talk guy stuff with them or play games or decent sports (apart from steaming hot sex) and all they do is bitch and moan and talk about their cousin Magda's obnoxious new dog... and shoes.... OH THE SHOES
And then there is my girlfriend. Who demands to give me a back massage while i play SC2, or to have me stream SC2, or to have sex with me.
even with a complete 180 in attitude, it's still soooo annoying.
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On December 23 2010 19:05 Turbovolver wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 18:53 shinwa wrote:
3 Years?!??
Oh man. With my first girlfriend it lasted 9 months without having the sexytimes, and I was on the edge of bursting (repeated blueballs might be the must be amongst painful thing I've ever experienced..). The sad part was that that girl was not a virgin, just a douchebag. Luckily, the first one after we broke up, was not as prude. Blueballs isn't a real thing. I can jerk off for 5 hours with no release and feel nothing. edit: Or am I just the next evolved level of human male? :D
I guess you're more evolved. Because I can guarantee it's real.
edit: Very real
edit2: really, 5 hours?:/ How do you find time?
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On December 23 2010 19:15 Joementum wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 19:03 Tyrran wrote:On December 23 2010 18:56 DND_Enkil wrote:
Also i disagree with most here about losing your virginity not being a big deal, i lost mine pretty late (well, around your age) and last years before it happened it was big deal to me. It messed things up, instead of becoming friends with girls first things i asked myself was "chances of having sex?".
Hahaha, this is so true. Lost mine quite late too ( 23 ) and you just feel better around girls after that. GL to you OP. Ya know... reading this post made me feel good. Because I'm a 20 yr old virgin and I thought 20 was late as hell. I've had opportunities at parties. I just never followed through.
Well, like i said for me it was a big deal at the end and messed things up for me socially. But if you feel like you are okay with it and want to wait dont feel pressured into having sex, do what feels right for you.
20 years old aint old at all and no reason to freak out yet, especially if you have had opportunities and it did not feel right. Trust your feelings, when it feels right it will be right and one good relationship after losing your virginity will be more than enough to take back all "lost time" in the bedroom.
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3 year relationship without sex?
step your man game up son.
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On December 23 2010 18:38 Turbovolver wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 17:23 101TFP wrote:
Thou shall be warned of the dangers of your first act of copulation.
The most important thing is that you are prepared for the moist, warm tenderness of your target. This is not your firm, unforgiving grip of self-pleasuring.
The first time going in will be an unexpected explosion of arousal which will most likely lead to the end of things in a very short amount of time.
So, make sure you blow a load not too long before you shag that lucky female, or it will be a most embarrassing encounter. Actually nerves usually make it harder to enjoy. I had erection problems for 6 months.
This...
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On December 23 2010 16:35 jungle_BRAT wrote:
how can 2 people be together for 3 years and not have sex??
lmao
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On December 23 2010 18:44 101TFP wrote:Show nested quote +On December 23 2010 18:38 Turbovolver wrote:On December 23 2010 17:23 101TFP wrote:
Thou shall be warned of the dangers of your first act of copulation.
The most important thing is that you are prepared for the moist, warm tenderness of your target. This is not your firm, unforgiving grip of self-pleasuring.
The first time going in will be an unexpected explosion of arousal which will most likely lead to the end of things in a very short amount of time.
So, make sure you blow a load not too long before you shag that lucky female, or it will be a most embarrassing encounter. Actually nerves usually make it harder to enjoy. I had erection problems for 6 months. Wait what? The last thing I could have managed to accomplish while approaching my first female bed companion was to NOT have a massive hard-on. I was way too happy and excited to feel nervousness. We need more information from the OP to give him the proper famous TL girl advice. No wait, we don't. [insert weird advice on how to really awkwardly rape a girl meant to be funny]
according to some german studies/polls or whatever about 40% of all men werent able to get a proper hard on their first time.
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gl hf, If your lucky enough, u might pop a cherry
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This is a really funny blog. Updates are required.
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awesome ad??
vaginal dry spell?
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/MOcb4.png)
anyway no soothing relief for you.
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apparently google ads thinks your ex has a sandy vagina.
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i'm surprised to what kind of gentleman you are. three years in a relationship and you guys never mutually wanted to have sex? incredible. anyhow if you're really set on getting laid to whoever is female, just go for someone below your standards. ezpz
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All right. Well I'm glad some interest was raised. I noticed that FakeSteve hasn't shown up yet for support, but then again he's probably disarming North Korean nukes.
I'm unsure of how this whole blog thing works, but I need to include developing information. Oh, and I have decided to purchase a camera to document the deed (a la American Pie). Now, we need to have a mod consensus over whether this would be okay or not.
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waait... you're making a sextape?
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Hate to break it to you, but if you are looking for sex, the probability of you getting laid decreases by about 99%.
its kind of just how it is.
Unless your Robert Downey Jr.
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This blog is going to be fuckin' baller.
No, baller, shut up.
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