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Sup guys,
I am 20 years old, and still a virgin. (Male)
The blog is going to be about my journey towards getting laid.
This was spurred on because my ex-gf, whom I care about/respect genuinely and unquestionably, never fucked me. We were together 3 years, and it never happened. Granted, we'd done plenty of foreplay, but that's juvenile at this point. THE BOMBSHELL: Two days ago, she tells me that she lost hers within this past month. This, more than anything in my life, has made me feel insecure. Compounding this is the fact that her new boyfriend has been around less than 3 months!
So, why should you give a shit? Admittedly, that's a tough one ... but I think that I will throw down some cash towards one of the Day9 tourneys if this goes through. And I may consider posting evidence of said intercourse somewhere to document this triumph.
Now, I do account for destabilizing factors:
1.) FakeSteve, my alter ego, takes one look at this in shame, before slamming down his hammer of justice. Disclaimer: FS, I know that you lost yours at 13 to two pornstars while on that purp; now let me get mine.
2.) Some young lad derailing my blog until the folks with banning power step up. To you: I should be the one railing, thank you very much.
3.) To this blog being closed pre-emptively. Idk, I usually lurk, and not post.
Okay, folks ... it's go time.
Edit: No prostitutes/fleshlights/blowups/homo. I mean, those are givens. And yes, I do plan on ensuring that this young lady has inbibed a sufficient amount of alcohol before fellating/performing one of the unspeakables. For amusement: Urbandictionary's "Old Yeller"
  
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ahahahaha lol good luck 
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...awaiting fakesteve's reply.
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...Virginity is not a big deal, especially after you lose it. I think it's trying to build it up into a giant mountain that leads to some people having so much difficulty with it. The more you try, the harder it'll be for you.
To be quite honest, all you need to do is lower your inhibitions and let it happen naturally when you're in the mood. Most women I know are that way as well. If the mood is right then they'll go for it. And most of them welcome male sexual aggression, of course that comes after mutual attraction has been established. But generally, a girl knows very early on whether or not she's down to fuck.
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Don't talk to ex's imo. Never a good plan in most cases.
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but I think that I will throw down some cash towards one of the Day9 tourneys if this goes through
I wish so much I could help you but im a fuckin loser when it comes to gettin girls in bed nowadays 
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Have you tried offering your virginity to FakeSteve?
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FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
glhf~ 
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If you can't even manage it in three years with someone you call your girlfriend, you're going to have to take incredibly drastic measures to stop being a pussy.
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Is there a limit to how much alcohol can be in the girl's system?
Good Luck!
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So for 3 years you never drank with your gf... you are a saint.
GL getting laid lol
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On December 23 2010 14:43 seRapH wrote:
Have you tried offering your virginity to FakeSteve?
I shall take your position into consideration.
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On December 23 2010 15:00 paper wrote:
If you can't even manage it in three years with someone you call your girlfriend, you're going to have to take incredibly drastic measures to stop being a pussy.
Ledger put it in perspective: "this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" ~ Her vajay was not to be raided by me.
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Braavos36401 Posts
Your ex sounds pretty mean. If she knows you are a virgin and you guys broke up and she tells you she had sex, that's just rubbing it in.
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3 years of foreplay into an eternity of masturbation? that's rough :/
i don't quite support the idea behind the must get rid of virginity but if that's really what you want then just go for it i guess ... tho i think if it's because of knowing that your ex did it with someone else and you want to get some sort of "revenge" on your part, i would say don't ...
but like fw said, gl hf
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wow your ex-gf is a bitch. It's probably a good thing that you're without her now.
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this is diamond man! Goodluck with getting laid, ask help with your friends, go to a bar and first thing to do is meet new chicks. or go to a party and know someone who is a mutual friend 
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