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Subversion
South Africa3627 Posts
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McFly
United States116 Posts
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Kimaker
United States2131 Posts
On December 23 2010 15:21 Hot_Bid wrote: Your ex sounds pretty mean. If she knows you are a virgin and you guys broke up and she tells you she had sex, that's just rubbing it in. Pretty much... Dude, sex isn't that huge a deal, and it's none too hard to get anyway. Stop thinking, start acting. Period. If you catch yourself thinking beat the living fuck out of your self until your ego is too far gone into an internally induced catatonic state to do anything. That's what I did, and boy, was life so much easier when I woke up the next day from my psyche's masochistic beat down. ^_^ | ||
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powerbygood
United States54 Posts
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EPO
Canada341 Posts
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synapse
China13814 Posts
You can't let her do this to you. GLHF. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On December 23 2010 16:39 synapse wrote: I was about to be like "nah man, don't do it for the sake of doing it," but then I read the ex-gf part... You can't let her do this to you. GLHF. Indeed. You must redeem yourself by fucking your ex-gf's bf's ex-gf(s). Rage will be ensued and you will prevail. But your ex really does sound like a bitch to just tell you that... gl | ||
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meegrean
Thailand7699 Posts
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
Sex isn't everything in life and you shouldn't focus so much energy on it. Go on with your daily life and eventually you'll meet someone who you sexually attractive. Hopefully, she/he feels the same way and something may come out of it. Don't freak out because you're 20 years old and haven't had sex yet. That's perfectly normal. | ||
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Meta
United States6225 Posts
Frankly if I was dating someone for more than a year, even at 17 and she wouldn't give it up, I would have dumped her prude ass. Life's too short. The fact that you stuck it out three whole agonizing years is amazing to me. I hope you find someone soon. Sex isn't everything, but it definitely is one of the better things in life. You'll find someone eventually!  | ||
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darklordjac
Canada2231 Posts
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Foreplay
United States1154 Posts
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101TFP
420 Posts
The most important thing is that you are prepared for the moist, warm tenderness of your target. This is not your firm, unforgiving grip of self-pleasuring. The first time going in will be an unexpected explosion of arousal which will most likely lead to the end of things in a very short amount of time. So, make sure you blow a load not too long before you shag that lucky female, or it will be a most embarrassing encounter. | ||
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Turbovolver
Australia2394 Posts
On December 23 2010 17:23 101TFP wrote: Thou shall be warned of the dangers of your first act of copulation. The most important thing is that you are prepared for the moist, warm tenderness of your target. This is not your firm, unforgiving grip of self-pleasuring. The first time going in will be an unexpected explosion of arousal which will most likely lead to the end of things in a very short amount of time. So, make sure you blow a load not too long before you shag that lucky female, or it will be a most embarrassing encounter. Actually nerves usually make it harder to enjoy. I had erection problems for 6 months. | ||
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101TFP
420 Posts
On December 23 2010 18:38 Turbovolver wrote: Actually nerves usually make it harder to enjoy. I had erection problems for 6 months. Wait what? The last thing I could have managed to accomplish while approaching my first female bed companion was to NOT have a massive hard-on. I was way too happy and excited to feel nervousness. We need more information from the OP to give him the proper famous TL girl advice. No wait, we don't. [insert weird advice on how to really awkwardly rape a girl meant to be funny] | ||
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
On December 23 2010 17:08 Foreplay wrote: Don't worry i'm at 21 years of just foreplay. irony.. because here in the states at 21 we get a free pass to buy sex without calling it prostitution. we call it "buying her a drink". anyway man the best advice i can give you, is to stop putting the pussy up on a pedastal. seriously. don't think so much about it. just be with a girl, and ask. it's seriously the best way. if you get rejected, oh well it happens alot (to others not me. definitely never me ha...ha.....) just move on. seriously the worst time is the first, the worst build up is the first, after that you get to be pretty casual about the whole thing. | ||
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shinwa
Sweden225 Posts
Oh man. With my first girlfriend it lasted 9 months without having the sexytimes, and I was on the edge of bursting (repeated blueballs might be the must be amongst painful thing I've ever experienced..). The sad part was that that girl was not a virgin, just a douchebag. Luckily, the first one after we broke up, was not as prude. | ||
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DND_Enkil
Sweden598 Posts
Also i disagree with most here about losing your virginity being a big deal, i lost mine pretty late (well, around your age) and last years before it happened it was big deal to me. It messed things up, instead of becoming friends with girls first things i asked myself was "chances of having sex?". After i lost it i found myself being more honest, more relaxed and just better at talking to girls. And looking back the sex itself was not a big deal, but sure felt hell of a good not having to obsess over something stupid like that. | ||
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Tyrran
France777 Posts
On December 23 2010 18:56 DND_Enkil wrote: Also i disagree with most here about losing your virginity not being a big deal, i lost mine pretty late (well, around your age) and last years before it happened it was big deal to me. It messed things up, instead of becoming friends with girls first things i asked myself was "chances of having sex?". Hahaha, this is so true. Lost mine quite late too ( 23 ) and you just feel better around girls after that. GL to you OP. | ||
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Turbovolver
Australia2394 Posts
On December 23 2010 18:53 shinwa wrote: 3 Years?!?? Oh man. With my first girlfriend it lasted 9 months without having the sexytimes, and I was on the edge of bursting (repeated blueballs might be the must be amongst painful thing I've ever experienced..). The sad part was that that girl was not a virgin, just a douchebag. Luckily, the first one after we broke up, was not as prude. Blueballs isn't a real thing. I can jerk off for 5 hours with no release and feel nothing. edit: Or am I just the next evolved level of human male? :D | ||
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